₦airaland Forum

So who were those that the police killed the other time and announced to the world that they are Gulak's killers? Did they come back k to life?

Oya, where is Holywood guys? Come and do your movie o.

The mummy - amulet of anubis

Now the new movie will be

Tomb Raiders - The amulet of Solomon.

By the way, does anyone notice that the guy in the picture holding that amulet looks a lot like the guy that acted the villain/bad guy in "The Mummy" movie.

"the demon Gello is depicted as a vengeful young woman."

And the future is.....

SimplyFacts:
The sleep paralysis I had few days ago was scary. I could feel/see something playing with my manhood, as if she (couldn't be sure of gender) wanted to use her mouth on me. With so much anger, I wanted to rebuke it but I was so powerless - couldn't talk or raise hands. I later woke up with fast heartbeats & said some prayers. It was in the daytime.

Could that be a spirit wife? I think I need to go for deliverance.

That is sexual molestation. But how do you catch the spiritual culprit now?

Is this a variant of this story?

https://www.nairaland.com/6573143/woman-jailed-performing-sex-act

No its not.

Personally I see it as submitting your bodies to each other according to the good book before going ahead to submit your bodies to Christ thru His words, the husband of the church.

When you have s3x legally (usually in the concept of married couples), there is this way you have clarity of mind the rest of the day. Your smiles in the office will even be illuminating to others. This is in sharp contrast to when you have a misunderstanding with your spouse before going to work, or you were denied s3x before going out.

However, I also guess that s3x outside the concept of marriage may not have the same positive impact on your activities for that day; well except maybe for those who already have seared conscience.

The next protest will likely be #EndGovernors.

The El-Rufai committee was also said to have recommended that the Federal Government should buy buses for mass transportation of Nigerians, among other palliatives, to cushion the effects of the price increase.

Eeyah. Unfortunately this format don cast. GEJ applied it those days but the buses did not spend two months on the road before they went kaput. Even the audio ones they said were on the sea being imported did not show up till now.

GEJ did not even use the word "palliatives" then. And it would have been a new dictionary word useful to El Rufai to trick Nigerians again with this "subsidy removal " brouhaha. But guess what, "palliative" as a word to the average Nigerian is already synonymous to fraud, corruption and lies, courtesy of #EndSars protest.

So biko El Ruffian, look for another bogus word out of the dictionary that you can use.

This format cannot work again, governors. And it's like you've run outta every trick or lies in the book.

It pained Nigerians that you didn't die of that COVID like that Bubari henchman did after coming back from Germany.

Kaduna people would have been saved a lot of headaches in form of retrenchments in the civil service and of course Fulani massacres of Southern Kaduna people.

Shile981:
Hu

Ha

This one na jazz. He appear naked physically, but probably fortified with bullet proof spiritually.

Active against small gauge shells definitely, but I'm not sure if the bullet proof will withstand 16 gauge anti aircraft slugs though.

Exposure without retrieval.

And in the event retrieval is ensured by the Western nations, those useless politicians will be waiting with their drooling mouths to re-loot it.

Meanwhile EFCC whose mandate is to take care of corruption in the civil service, yahoo boys, corrupt politicians and corrupt military included, will look away and concern itself with only one of the mandates.

That sick dude.

The guy has limited capacity to read long documents. There are key words he looks out for to determine if to sign or not. Next time if you want him to sign bills or anything for that matter, put the word "Fulani" , "grazing reserves", "Ruga" or "Cows" at strategic positions along the length of the document. Please note that these key words need not have anything to do with the document, but they're just to act as "attractants". You only need to disguise them as typos in the document.

Once he sees any of those key words catalysts, you can be sure the bill will be signed within the hour.

It's like Umahi is high from sniffing fulani butt.

People say they don't feel like going to their shops and here you are forcing 'em to go. Àbí you pay them salary for going to shop ni?

You can only do that shakara to the civil servants you pay their salary.

This one is private business. Let 'em run it as they deem fit as long as it does not endanger others nor stop your evil imposed tax from coming in.

Fulani tribes (herdsmen) seem to predominate in that part of Kenya.

If this is true, how i wish the NA sustain this tempo, but the politicians over there will not be happy their source of cash is being blocked.

And I thought their leader Shekau has been taken care of by ISWAP and his militiamen taken over by the conqueror.

How come they are still able to gather and organise under that Boko Haram name to still launch attacks?

I'm ringing the state government after I'm finished with this post. They must pay 200k that I have used in changing all the shocks and joints of the car. Those damn portholes and speed bumps in Lagos are to be blamed and the government's complicit by leaving them unrepaired.

Lagos state government, you will hear from me soon.

And I woke up to realise this is Nigeria, still being governed by Buhari, who is a role model to every other politicians there.

Before nko? Na grass goat dey always chop. And na shit pig dey always chop. If you give am rice to chop, e nor go gree. Na that shit e go wan chop.

So I'm not surprised that MUMURIC is advocating for sharia in a place predominantly Christian. MURIC is filled to the brim with fag5, pigs and nonentities.

omlueh:
As a Christian that I'm, feel like marrying one of the yarinyan(daughter) of this fanatical Islamic radical, and let's see what he can do to me.

They will likely come after you. Declare fatwah on you as an infidel for marrying their daughter and also declare on the daughter for apostasy.

The inter-religious tolerance in the South West is something that the North still cannot understand till this day. And because of that, they see Moslems there as infidels. To them, beheading infidels under shariah law is being a true moslem.

Unreasonable lot, they are.

Good one from the youths

In just six years, APC has dwarfed by 6 times the poor performance that PDP put up for 15 years. That's such a terrible record from APC.

This government is bad news. Real bad news.

Bad

Having multiple s3xual partners or even protected or unprotected s3x with random girls is the height of it. You may have been getting away with hundreds of escapades but one slip is all you need and the whole life can come careening down.

Do you realise that there are many STIs that you can contract even with the use of your so called protection? Oral herpes, genital herpes and condylomata acuminata (genital or oral warts) are just a few of those.

For males, usually some of these STIs are not hidden and can be noticed by the man himself or even by his s3xual partner but a female can harbour genital warts or genital herpes in her vag1nal mucosa where it is completely hidden from the outside. And you that is careless will assume she is a clean woman only to dive in and have your whole oran creampied with Human Papilloma Virus or Herpes virus respectively.

And you end up with a gory sight like below in the case of warts. Mind you, condoms may not protect you against what is in that picture. And you also risk having that in your mouth or on your lips if you engage in oral 53x with someone who has it.

That man there is married. He travelled from home to Abuja and according to his narration had a one night with one of his long lost female friends (they saw each other last years ago). Two months later he came running with this. Now he admits his marriage is threatened because he has been avoiding his wife's s3xual advances and denying her same.

The lesions are treatable though, but the virus is uncurable, so the growths will keep recurring and he also risks infecting his wife with same.

Idiot police.

Shey the same police that have been enemies, persecutors and oppressors of the people are now trying to advice 'em?

If the people decide to stay at home fine, if not fine. Let 'em take decisions 'emselves and not the police who can't even protect 'emselves let alone protect the people taking decisions for 'em.

Why e come be say na northerners plenty pass for the list?!

Could it be that the FG and Fulani led presidential committee on covid forgot that this was a list of violators but in their usual disregard for federal character decided to bring out a list skewed "in favour" of the North - like basically a list driven by nepotism?

Or could it be that the Northerners believing that they are always above the law since they have their person in power decided to defy the other to observe quarantine?

Na person wey get intercessor dey do gragra. That's the case of the northerners and that's why they had majority of violators in that list. South na like orphans we be at the moment so as much as possible it is wise for a southerner to stay out of trouble cos no one will bail you out.

This guy would have made a good act for that elastic character in "Fantastic four".

Lai Muhammed should have been mandated to say this. He will be smoother in passing across the lie.

Chinese national.

Usually when power transformers are vandalised, it is easy for an expert to do than for a layman to do. So the suspicion goes first to NEPA officials and in 9 outta 10 cases, they are complicit.

After the affected community or street goes to NEPA office to lodge complaint of a vandalised or stolen transformer, the same NELA officials will tell them to contribute money in order to get supplied replacements. On the long run, it's the same vandalised equipments that belonged to that community that NEPA officials will sell to them a second time.

Now this by a Chinese national is some form of sabotage, and of course aided by a bastard Nigerian, and the governor's aide who is a Fulani who are mostly aliens.

When the government complains to the Chinese contractors to help replace the vandalised tracks, the same parts that were removed will be returned and the government will again be charged for zero supplies.

Dang! I saw another one similar to this some weeks ago. In fact the lady was apparently cheating on her boyfriend cos what the camera caught was a drama where upon the approach of the real boyfriend at the door, the trespasser hid behind the sofa while the lady pretended to be alone. In fact she planted a welcome kiss on the lips of her boyfriend - fear women.

It was the presence of a intimacy gadget on the sofa that made the boyfriend suspicious and he began to search for the possible presence of a third person in the room. He later discovered the guy behind the sofa and na so yawa gas.

This was all captured on the laptop camera.

Praxis758:
Great eloqution

Excellent speech

This Ganduje is undoubtedly a progressive minded fulani man

He's Fulani by tribe but southerner by mind.

It's time for the herders to have a renewed minds and depart from the tradition that's stiff and violent.

It's so unforrunate that Mr President is not having a progressive mind like Ganduje

Well, you are apparently carried away by his fake eloquence that you missed the nitty gritty of it.

It's all what is called Taqquiya. They are a owed to tell big lies to "unbelievers" in order to achieve an Islamic or non-islamic but parochial agenda.

He is Fulani and as long as he is, he can never stand against the collective interest of the Fulani. The collective interest of the Fulani is domination. He may outwardly condemn some of the things that they do according to the opinion of the general non-fulani populace but deep down they are scheming to continue with the agenda.

Ask yourself, why now? Why not since five or six years ago? Open grazing has been causing farmers-herders clashes for more than a decade and has been on the rise within the last 5 years. If indeed Ganduje is the progressive you tag him to be, he would have begun the condemnation since long ago. But he conveniently did not be cause he had tacit support for the evil of his people. He only needed to "speak out against it" now because he realised that the direct onslaught strategy may no longer work since all Nigerians are now woke. So what they go for is appear to condemn the action but behind the scene plot another strategy to continue their agenda.

Now the new scheme or plot will be the demand from the federal government to provide funds for states to establish ranches even including the Southern States. Then you will wonder why southern States have to be included when the North has sprawling land mass that could conveniently accommodate all cows that belong to fulani throughout Africa. That is when you will realise that that subtle takeover and land grabbing plans are still underway and Ganduje's condemnation of open grazing is just mere words of the mouth.

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post=102100638:
We endorse ranching.
We do so because such a decision will lessen tensions between farmers and herders while also helping the long-term economic viability of both the farming and herding communities.
We are mindful of the short-term dislocation this might cause but are also mindful that this position is in the best interests of all parties concerned.

We condemned the use of violence to achieve political power/advantage.

Here is one of their advocates on a social media platform. Notice how he used the bolded as his "opening statement". That is to show you that it is the new strategy they wanna adopt. His opinion here is a reflection of the general Fulani opinion. Like the Fulani, he also used to be a strong proponent of open grazing but changed his voice according to the script, just as Ganduje and the northern governors have also suddenly changed overnight.

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The good thing in favour of Nigerians is that this template has played out before in Nigeria and the results are still leaving with the people of Jos. The initial settlement of Fulanis in Jos was supposed to be a "peaceful" coexistence. In less than twenty years, they have illegally claimed more lands beyond what was initially allocated to 'em, claimed for 'emselves local government area status (using state powers of their kith and kin) and are still murdering hundreds of indigenes in Jos in pushing their expansionist agenda.

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El Rufai used to be one of the greatest critic of Buhari when the former was in Obasanjo's government. Today we can see how he has become the greatest ally of Buhari and is proudly pushing the islamization agenda in Southern Kaduna.

The wickedness, overbearing attitude and entitlement character of the Fulani is a mindset, and a terrible one at that. Akeredolu put it succinctly as an anachronistic mindset. This implies that it is a belief system. So it doesn't matter if Buhari is replaced by Ganduje, Atiku, or Malami, their thirst and quest for Fulanization will not change even for a hundred years. It is the indigenes and aborigines that will not allow such mindset to thrive amongst them. Therefore something as simple as expunging them from your midst like Ghana and Benin Republic did is what the aborigines should ensure.

One may have advocated the adoption of the Hutu-Tutsi face off of Rwanda to erase those cockroaches (fulanis) from the face of Nigeria, but bloodletting is enough. The fulani - which are ideally not indigenous to Nigeria - have spilled enough blood in this country and true Nigerians are not ready to shed more blood on their own lands.

I won't really blame the EFCC if they don't release him. Two billion naira is a lot of money. Therefore the dude is a flight risk.

So it doesn't matter if he is released or not, investors may still lose their money.

What the EFCC should do is obtain court injunctions to seize his assets, sell it off and give back investors their money or at least some of it.

But then can EFCC be trusted with the re-acquidition of those assets and monies and for onward disbursement to the investors?

A resounding no. EFCC itself has corrupt elements.

MontyNG:
I’m looking to buy a 24V 7ah lipo battery.

Can anyone recommend?

(Sorry I only need one for my gate)

Also interested in this in case anyone has.

Penuelseun:
You can build one with 18650 cells, 3p7s cells configuration

Built one with 18650s. The batteries went out of balance early and I don't like the hassle of having to disassemble and top balance again. Hope to get a pack with LFP of around 7ah or 20ah per cell.

MontyNG:
Thanks. I've been seeing different brands... I saw pylon tech, felicity, and blue cloud.

Still researching

Do you have contacts of folks who assemble locally?

Zero 8 Zero 3 Zero 6332 Zero 2

Have had 5 supplies from him till date. 3 units 24v 100ah and two units 12v 100ah. No complaints so far.

zeestone99:
criminal

Abi na.
As a healthcare worker that also work with resucitative medical equipment as part of the routine, if push comes to shove, I go still prove point. Those life sustaining equipments all have lithium backup power .

MontyNG:
What are my options for a 48v LiFePO4 battery. I want to explore local suppliers before I consider importing it myself.

Also, will you be happy for me to test the capacity so make sure the tested capacity is the advertised capacity...
For example, I have witnessed situations where a 10KWh battery (48v/200ah) battery was tested to only have 7KWh

Cheers

I have a 48v 120ah pack booked with a supplier for next month ending. He is still mouthing 650k but I hope to negotiate a better deal when it arrives. The batteries are imported as already packaged battery but he does very effective after sales service. I have a 12v 120ah (from him for 2 years) and 24v 120ah (for 6 months) all working fine.

ojeysky:
Wow! I still wonder and like to know why folks go this route though. Is it cheaper compared to DIY of higher capacity prismatic lifepo4 cells?

It's far cheaper to acquire the cells, which are of course salvaged. I like my DIY using 18650s as I can afford to lose a few cells to error. But I am much more careful when working with the more expensive LFPs.

zeestone99:
imagine police stop you for road see this one.

During the COVID lockdown, I had someone send me a pack containing about 400 pieces 18650s. The guy was transporting only goods as there is lockdown on movement of people. Police stop the guy for road. The guy gats call me to talk to the police say the officer dey wonder wetin dem be. I angrily spoke with the officer that an elementary student will decipher those objects to likely be batteries with the way they appear. I told him they are meant as replacement packs for medical equipments and so he must not even try anything funny otherwise he will have a lawsuit hanging on his neck. Me wey be say na for my own backyard power supply pack I want take am do.

KingKingKing:
Yoruba is a people, a tribe, a country, the most widely spoken language in Africa.

It can never be trademarked.

Proud to be Yoruba.

If I come this world again I must turn Yoruba.

God bless Yoruba
God bless Nigeria.

I disagree with the bolded.

Hausa seems to be the most widely spoken language in Africa, that is after Afrikaans, not Yoruba. Although Yoruba is spoken in about two more west African countries including Benin Republic. It is also a strong language in Brazil where the yorubas and yoruba culture is a significant part of the Brazilians.

I however agree with the rest of your submissions.