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Christianity Etc › Re: Frequency Of Sex In A Christian Marriage. by ceaser: 10:23am On Jun 13, 2021*

You see, Christ said something about how many times your neighbour can trespass against you before you stop forgiving him. He said one should aim at 70 times 7 times DAILY before you can say, hey dude, I can't stand your sh1t anymore so that's it.

But the question is how convenient is it for your neighbour to piss you off 70 times 7 times daily? That is a hard number to achieve in pissing someone off daily, even if that joker got no other jobs but to piss people off. So literarily, it means "as many times as possible".

The scriptures is silent on the number of times sex should be between married couples. But it does harmer on something in Genesis 1:28 that "we should be fruitful and multiply" and in Genesis 8:17 which while both encouraging sexual relations, does not still specify "how many" children (fruits) which will translate to how many times you do it, assuming that every s£x leads to conception.

But does that mean that you can bear thousands of children? Definitely no. You can't have more than a conservative number of 2 children in three years. But does than also mean that you should now have s3x two times triennially? This is also negative.

More explanations therefore come in the new testament.

1 Corinthians 7:2-7

With emphasis on verse 5, there it encourages couples not to deny themselves their own body for it belongs to each other like the church belongs to christ. It further stated the only time that s3x may not come up is such a time agreed by both parties not to engage in s3xual relations, times such as praying or "fasting" (emphasis mine) after which the routine s3xual romp is expected to resume in earnest.

So if you ask me how many times married Christian couples can have s3x, I'd say 70 times 7 times annually. That to me means as many times as possible. But can any couple possibly go that many times in a year? The answer lies in your heart.

Chirowman:
Okay but it shouldn't be out of control, mostly men don't seek their wife consent . it's not fight , though as married people the body is one but then consent matters . You can't be forcing a sheep to eat grass when it doesn't need it that's why most Nigeria will tell you there's nothing like rape in marriage. It's not about frequency but consents.

What if I tell you that low libido isn't the proclivity of the women, but also of men. There are wives who have high sex drive that they couldn't get enough at home such that some may decide to get the groove from outside. So I don't think it's only a "man" thing. And "males getting raped by females" also do occur.

The important thing is not to deny yourselves when needed. There should be a meeting point for the sake of your companionship and the marriage you both adore. Sex undoubtedly engenders deeper intimacy between couples aside from the fact that it leads to the release of love hormones and "feel good" hormones into the bloodstream (dopamine, prolactin, endorphins etc) . Aim to be very close to your spouse. Aim to satisfy yourselves.

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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani And Segun Wealth Traditional Wedding (Video, Photos) by ceaser: 10:06am On Jun 13, 2021*

She spoilt it with the tattoo.

But wait, the groom too is on dreadlocks. So I'll say like attracts like, therefore it's cancelled out.

I hope if he isn't in the entertainment industry, he'll be able to handle his spouses entertainment acting roles when on set sha cos that is almost always what leads to separation in drama artists' marriages.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Should A Believer Join A Protest Against The Government? by ceaser: 9:53am On Jun 13, 2021

Yes he can. And yes he should.

And you should be sure that your protest is justifiably against a ruthless and inhumane government. Your protest must be sincerely channelled to liberation and not to sabotage of an apparently sincere government. As the scriptures put it that you should not join the multitude to do evil, it will not be right to join the multitude to sabotage a good government.

And as the scriptures already made us to understand that when the just rules, the people rejoice, there is nothing wrong if you agitate to bring to an end the reign of a wicked and unjust ruler.

When we talk of warfare in christendom, the spiritual dictates but not totally independent of the physical.

This implies that while you fight in the spiritual, if you have the enablememt you should also fight in the physical the physical component of the battle.

Except maybe a Jehovah witness whose tenets forbid that he engages in anything that has to do with the state. National anthem, national pledge, enrolling in the military and maybe protest are all forbidden to be engaged in by them.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Dele Momodu Visits Evelyn, TB Joshua’s Wife (Photo) by ceaser: 9:33am On Jun 13, 2021*

Iamicekid:
Omo TB joshua is just one of a kind, look how simple and basic there sitting room is even with all that money... Rest in the bosom of the lord, your legacies and philanthropy will never be forgotten

With the little scene captured by that picture, one can easily conclude that this house has little or no embellishments to reflect the amount of money that revolves around the owner. Look at the type of paint used on those wall, it's a type that is not in vogue amongst the rich and influential in the society. Even I have more expensive paint job than this on my walls.

This man displayed some degree of humility in not being avaricious, I must admit. I have my doubts about the spiritual legitimacy of his miracles, something which I don't even like to argue with his proponents, but his disinclination to avarice, his adherence to simplicity and simple lifestyle and his display of charity are laudable and enviable.

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Politics › Re: Teachers, Pupils Run As Fulani Herdsmen Invade School In Isuikwuato Abia (Video) by ceaser: 9:24am On Jun 13, 2021

2special:
You must be from the North trying to create division in the south, the Fulani are attacking the East but your brain has been programmed to blamed the South West

And it's a little disappointing that he had 44 pathetic likes to that uninspiring and lacklustre statement.

About ten NL accounts upon investigation show the same IP address as his. If he has at least 10 multiple accounts to give himself likes, I wonder the remaining 34 easily deluded users that gave him likes.

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Celebrities › Re: Adetutu OJ Rants About Her Daughter's Religious Assignments (Pix) by ceaser: 9:19am On Jun 13, 2021

Nice. Carved a niche and brand for herself

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Politics › Re: Insurgency: Thousands Of Soldiers Maimed, Incapacitated – Army by ceaser: 5:21am On Jun 13, 2021

See what the current government has made of the NA.

They encourage terrorism in all manners and send ill-equipped soldiers to go and face the insurgents.

They engage in acts that spark off calls for secession and yet dispatch the already stretched out military personnels to quel such uprising.

They oppress the populace which in turn stage Protests. Yet they dispatch the military to such areas when the police will ordinarily suffice.

They are driven by nepotism when making key military positions. As a result they jump several senior and well trained offices to select their own further down the level of qualifications. The skipped officers will have to be retired leading to massive losses of manpower.

Monies that are budgeted for defence are shared by the politicians and the senior military officers. This leads to dearth of arms and ammunition that would have been used to fight off terrorism.

Due to this, the government is no longer the protecter of lives and properties.

And buhari had all these notable achievements within six years, just six years of being given the mantle of leadership.

Yet he takes pride in fighting a group of people (by dispatching the same overstretched military) that has decided by themselves to secure their own lives and properties from marauding herdsmen.

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Politics › Re: Violence At APC Mega Rally In Kano by ceaser: 4:20am On Jun 13, 2021

Good. Let there continue to be infighting amongst them.

BuyAndSellStuff:
APC = Wickedness
Aboki = Violence

APC + Aboki = ??

Chaos. Simple.

Politics › Re: June 12: Mr Macaroni Joins Protesters In Lagos (Photo) by ceaser: 4:38pm On Jun 12, 2021

Vaughanlanrewaj:
Hahaha...It just means Twitter is not as popular in the US as you think .
USA with a mostly literate population of about half a billion people is now dominated by tweets coming from a country with active users of around less than 400K active users
No wonder Twitter is a loss making company

How convenient. But it's understandable that you being fulani, you will love to create a delusional world for yourself.

So pray tell, if most Americans are illiterate (you're just ridiculous), how and on which platform did Black Lives Matter following the murder of the African American trend?

Wait, before you go on. The Protests that followed it, where and how did it trend?

Another one, why did Donald Trump tweet constantly and why is he called the tweeting president if most Americans are illiterates that don't use twitter?

So can you now see how ridiculous your opinion sounded.

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Business › Re: Lagos Cab Drivers Set To Ditch Uber, Bolt For Indigenous App Companies by ceaser: 6:44am On Jun 10, 2021

Nice initiative but so long as it's in Nigeria where dream killer politicians prowl, expect terrible challenges. Take that "gokada" for instance. An overnight policy change by Lagos state government destroyed the outfit in less than two years after its take-off.

Besides and on a lighter note, if it doesn't fall into Buhari's agenda of Fulanization, open grazing or of keeping the rest of Nigeria underdeveloped like his katsina naturalizer home and Niger Republic real home country, there will be problem sooner or later. Remember that it was Buhari that cancelled the Lagos subway train plan of the governor Jakande era.

Politics › Re: Tight Security As Buhari Visits Lagos by ceaser: 6:36am On Jun 10, 2021

Basher8583:
The first one is a Retired General (rtd)
while the second one is an Executive President (exp)

Politics › Re: Tight Security As Buhari Visits Lagos by ceaser: 6:25am On Jun 10, 2021

Thank God say na Thursday. When they said the IGP came in with about some useless 30 cars in his convoy with the follow up report that he is in Lagos as a forerunner to Buhari, I said to myself that this is a strategy to bring in DSS, NP, NA, NIA and the guard brigades to Lagos to disrupt or stop the June 12 protest from holding because a paranoid and insensitive president like Buhari will even walk around with the Israeli MOSSAD if it were possible.

But as it's announced that the dude comes in Thursday, he should creep back into his Abuja hole that same Thursday along with his gun-totting minions and leave Nigerians and especially Lagosians do their thing in peace on Saturday.

That dude will make a great character for Nigerian version of "Despicable me". And I hope one resourceful Nigerian will be willing to do a CGI movie of Buhari in a cartoon movie tagged "Despi-cow-ble me".

Lanretoye:
What is the difference between muhamadu buhari (rtd) and Muhammadu buhari (exp)?

The first is Muama Buari (retired) while the second is Muama Buari (expired)

Politics › Re: Mbaka Waits In Vain As DSS Fails To Show Up With Summons by ceaser: 2:07am On Jun 10, 2021*

He that the gods want to destroy, they first make mad.

Buhari has lost it. Soon he will send DSS summons to Adeboye and Kumuyi for using "tuwita" (in Fulani man voice) despite the ban.

jerrybabasam:
It's unfortunate that most of clergy men didn't hear from God Almighty before they threw their support to the electioneering of Gen Buhari. He became president of Nigeria before their vision got cleared. Now both the sheep and shepherds are suffering from the demonic government. May God in His infinite mercy save Nigeria!

King Saul was God's choice and he instructed Samuel to go ahead and annoint him king over Israelites. But soon as Saul begun to act unrepentant and err, God sent him various warnings thru the prophets but he was two block headed that God withdrew His support of him.

At the point that Saul himself became aware that God had turned His backs on him, he became more afraid and paranoid. This was the reason he went to a witch to summon the spirit of Samuel to get some assurance.

But sadly the ship has sailed. Buhari has turned from the most supported person 2015 to the most hated and vilified, well next to GEJ, that is.

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Crime › Re: Criminals Dressed In Military Uniform Killed In Kogi (Graphic Photos) by ceaser: 1:17am On Jun 10, 2021

See dem. Fulani dem. Mohammed Jamiu is one of their names.

And how come police needed to engage wooden gun totting kidnappers in a "fierce gun battle"? I believe ordinary knife fighting will have given the police an upper hand, or even a taser or pepper spray or baton sef.

Bht I think it is okay sha, if they are truly kidnappers cos that is two less headaches for people on that road, except maybe this is all an acted script but with real fall men/sacrificial lambs for Yèyẹ́ Bello to give an impression of being serious with security in his state and therefore deserves to be voted President.

Politics › Re: Police Checkpoints Disappear From South-East Highways (Pictures, Video) by ceaser: 6:00pm On Jun 08, 2021*

I'm happy for you guys. There is nothing as good as meeting your ETA when you travel on police free roads.

Some people might be saying that there is potentials for increased highway crimes, but I dare tell you that their absence from the roads did not really make highway crimes worse. The #EndSars aftermath revealed that fact. I though their being off the road will mean more crimes, but I was surprised that the road was as free as it should get. In fact, highway crime seems to lessen somewhat because many of these highway police and also highway robbers cos they conspire with highway kidnappers.

Another thing is that since most (9 out of 10 according to statistics from the Sultan himself) highway kidnappings are committed by fulanis, the fact that they have been driven away from the east potends some peace on the highway even in the absence of the Nigerian police.

temptnow:
Never, we don't want it. It's needed in Igangan where Fulanis are fcking Yoruba women and killing babies

Abeg cut that crap and find a better way to pass the message across.

We know fulanis need to be taught a lesson they'll never forget and as per the crime they committed in Igangan, and to use the same words that dimunitive governor used, with the attack on Igangan, the fulani have taken a debt that must be repaid whether they like it or not

I sincerely hope that something big is being planned, covertly or overtly, to teach 'em a lesson.

Freezby2020:
You are laughing now and praising the UNKNOWN GUN MEN, I pray you will not be victim of the unknown gun men, IJN.

Whn Boko Haram started with Mohammed Yusuf the founder of the cult and that TERRORIST group. Most Northerners especially, the Muslims among them, have SENCE of False security and inwardly happy when ever Churches or Christians were attacked. With the believe that the group will never touch them.

Fast forward to 2021, over 90%, of same Northern Muslims who thought Boko Haram TERRORISTS are for Christians and Southerners alone, can not visit and has not visited their States in more than 8 -10yrs.
They hid their families in ABUJA(the only city in the North that has sameblance of peace), LAGOS, SOUTH Western States. While the privileged ones among the elites hid their families abroad.

Much as I really don't like how the police extort and carried out it operations in most part of Nigeria, I guess they are still better that THUGS. SOMEONE SAID, "IF YOU HATE POLICE, TRY THUGS"

What is the lesson in all this, pray that there will be peace in Nigeria. SO THAT YOU TOO CAN HAVE PEACE

You've apparently missed the point. You see, this thing is about ideology, it's a mindset.
° What is Boko Haram fighting for?
° What is their mindset?
° What is their agenda?
> BH is fighting to isalmize the whole of the country, a polytheistic country for that matter.
> Their mindset is that anyone who isn't a moslem is an infidel that must be taken out by every means possible. The death of a mkslem in that Jihad is considered a necessary collateral and the victims are made to belive that they will get great reward in Aljanah.
> Their agenda is like the above, that is to create a totally Islamic country. If they succeed, don't think they will stop there. They will then use Nigeria as the launchpad to attack every other subsaharan West African countries like Ghana, Benin Republic etc.

The Niger Delta force (NDSPF) also attacked government facilities and installations (although such should not be encouraged) to press home their demands of better living for their people. 15 years after, I have not seen them turn the muzzle of their gun on their people after government installations and foreign oil companies deserted the place. Their ideology is not driven by religion but by ethnic loyalty against a common enemy, the oppressor.

I don't see the South East agitation being like that of Boko Haram of the North.

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Career › Re: I'm Scared About My Future, Career Wise by ceaser: 5:17pm On Jun 08, 2021

I understand how you feel. Even those with certificates as Engineers, doctors and Nurses in Nigeria are beginning to have difficulty having a life fulfilling pre-occuoation these days. But this problem is a "Nigeria thing". The leaders have made the country a dream killer and an aspiration murderer. So even if you have the brightest of ideas, the country will kill it.

If Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk were Nigerian, they will most likely be southerners because the southerners are the ones that are more predisposed to modernisation and the development it brings. Unfortunately, the fulani or Federal government would have frustrated their ideas and they would have possibly ended up being a louts or yahoo boys.

So my advice to you is to try and have some basic qualification here that is of value (usually IT and Machine learning) in the west. Then try to relocate to the west to study further and consolidate the basics you have acquired here. Once you get to the west, the sky is your limit.

Science/Technology › Re: Rare 'Ring Of Fire' Solar Eclipse To Take Place On June 10 (Pictures) by ceaser: 5:14pm On Jun 08, 2021

Reminds me of the movie - "The eyes" or is it "the ring" now. There, once you watch a particular VHS video, the person that watches it has just 7 days to die.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Operation Trojan Shield: 800 Arrested In Staggering Global Encrypted Phone Sting by ceaser: 5:04pm On Jun 08, 2021

Eazi1:
FBI working great against criminal

Nigeria soldier working great for criminal

DSS working assiduously with criminal herdsmen enterprise.

Politics › Re: Aba Made: Okezie Ikpeazu Receives US Delegates (pics) by ceaser: 4:27pm On Jun 08, 2021

Nice.

Working towards Biafrexit.

I think Fulani will have their cows to generate forex for 'em.

Politics › Re: Insecurity: Bandits Are Tired, Want Peace – Sheikh Gumi by ceaser: 3:30pm On Jun 08, 2021

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Gumi has come again with this scam format.

Foreign Affairs › Re: French President Macron Slapped During Crowd Walkabout (Video) by ceaser: 3:12pm On Jun 08, 2021

Who's gonna help Nigerians land Buhari a resounding slap while we shout down with Fulanism after him?

If this happened in Nigeria, every soul around that spot will have been shot already. Remember that COAS passing when El zakzaky boys were doing the annual ceremonial rally and happen to block the road while he (COAS) was passing? You know that the military reportedly massacred more than 500 El zakzaky people as a result of that.

So you can imagine if it was Buhari that was given that head resetting slap.

Science/Technology › Re: Rare Shiny Clouds Spotted On Mars (Pictures) by ceaser: 3:05pm On Jun 08, 2021

Kriss216:
While Nigeria is bothered about cows

Fulanis in Nigeria please. They are the ones that are bothered about cows.

The other people in Nigeria are bothered about progressive things and developments, but the Fulanis will prefer to return to an age where they use physical birds or homing pigeons to carry messages to their sultan.

The real Nigerians will prefer to have their messages carried electronically by a Twitter bird, but Fulanis will prefer using a prehistoric homing pigeon.

They'd rather force Nigerians to use the homing pigeon method, dragging the country backwards several decades.

Politics › Re: Twitter Ban: Photos From Fg’s Meeting With US, Canada, UK Envoys In Abuja by ceaser: 6:08pm On Jun 07, 2021

If the presidency under inactive Buhari has balls, why did he not wait till SERAP's ECOWAS Court summon is extended to him?

If he really wants to flash his tiny shrivelled balls, he should continue with the strong head not attempting a diplomatic round table discussion that he is seriously pursuing now.

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Politics › Re: Reno: Buhari, Osinbajo Still On Twitter Yet NBC Orders Stations To Deactivate by ceaser: 6:04pm On Jun 07, 2021

FBIBOT:
Brain dead lots... No wonder we are ranked 102 out of 104 most governed countries

You had a typo up there.
It should be number 102 in Worst governed country.

Crime › Re: Return Police Weapons In Your Custody Now Or..., Imo CP Warns Criminals by ceaser: 5:23pm On Jun 07, 2021*

Or what? Comedians. Buncha bigots.

I can't remember the IGP or the COAS warning the fulani herdsmen to return the weapons given to them by the military or else.

This is why it is not good to create bad precedence. If you had unleashed the same vehemence on Fulani herdsmen that confessed that the mitary gives them weapons and trains then in their barracks, I'm sure any other agitators having government weapons with them would willingly give up their weapons.

However what this sounds like to me is the government as usual trying to replicate what they did in the middle belt with Benue people : That is disarm the locals and render them defenceless. Then later send their own foot soldiers in the army and the police to wipe out defenceless citizens.

So with such precedence as the above, I doubt if the people will be willing to make themselves sitting duck by obeying your call for armistice.

Politics › Re: Lagos Begins Retrofitting Of Streetlights by ceaser: 5:21pm On Jun 07, 2021

Ideally, this isn't supposed to be news. But sadly in Nigeria, even the payment of salaries is news.

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Changes His Name To BIG WIZ by ceaser: 1:41pm On Jun 07, 2021

Is that ~~twitter~~ tuwitta (In fulani Malami & Shehu Garba's voice) ?

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Investment › Re: Can The Board Of Directors Fire The Owner Of A Company? by ceaser: 6:55pm On Jun 06, 2021

They almost did that to Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook about 2 years ago.

It was done to Steve Jobs of apple Inc, although he was recalled to head the company again after a few years.

In Nigeria though, it can never happen for now.

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Satellite TV Technology › Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by ceaser: 6:20pm On Jun 06, 2021

eddyline:
Contact of the guy in Jos please

His contact details here:
https://www.nairaland.com/390522/solar-energy-complement-fta/994#102090342

Politics › Re: Onion Traders Threaten To Cut Supply To Southern Nigeria Monday by ceaser: 4:25pm On Jun 06, 2021

#BringItOn

Politics › Re: FG Says Action Against Twitter Is Temporal by ceaser: 9:52am On Jun 06, 2021

SageX1444:
You've been abnormally silent since the news broke. Or are you in shock too like our darling president?

What Nigerians hoped for versus what Fulani Buhari is dishing out.

Politics › Re: Nigerians Defy FG’s Twitter Ban by ceaser: 9:08am On Jun 06, 2021

#BringItOn

Popular #EndSARS activist, DJ Switch, tagged the Federal Government as “BANdits,” saying they “ban crypto, ban protests, ban Twitter.”

DJ Switch still on da beat!

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