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EmekaBlue:
afonja keep disgracing the country

Onushola

Werey

He is not Nigerian, he's UARian. His full names are Oluwacharles Onuigbo Wakili

All you needed to do was to mobilize your supporters to fight for u on the platform or you rally your support base to leave the platform in solidarity with you or you get your platform and rally your supporters to it.

Twitter and Facebook ban on President Trump is what opened doors for the likes of gab, parler and other conservative platforms today. Trump rallied his supporters to these platforms.

In the USA today, the likes of newsmax, Oan, etc are growing in leaps and bound because Trump rallied his supporters out of CNN.

Two things.
First, Buhari has no iota of "love meat" in his body to make people attracted to him or to make him have supporters. If not, his support base since 2015 would have inreased or at worse stagnated rather than the significant dwindling numbers he is witnessing now.

Second, no one, not even BMCs will leave twitter with Buhari, sacrificing their enjoyment or means of livelihood on SM type and follow him to Cow-we app. Buhari does not have the brain or intelligence needed to create a new movement like Trump did. Even the movement he had in 2015 was the brainchild of Tinubu.

Yeah.

"Cow-we" app.

I think this app will come in handy for fulani herdsmen.

You can travel from Nigeria to UAR, from Nigeria to Biafra or from Nigeria to Odùduwà. Don't try to go to Arewa because there is currently serious unrest in Eastern Arewa.

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If RFMAC isnt careful, NASS will fix.the commission's government allocation and maybe even try to stifle it outta existence sef.

NASS that allow a sort of nonsense in the executive to go unchecked having accepted to be a "rubber stamp" legislature.

Sorry. Perhaps it's your name that arouses him cos of how it sounds in his mind.

It must have sounded to him like "F€llatio"

meobizy:
It’s either you give it to him or you don’t, anything else na unnecessarily long debate. You already call him your boyfriend, play your part as a girlfriend then.

What da heck?!

Amotolongbo:
How do you convince a man that you arent a water molecule deficient of one hydrogen atom if within few minutes of meeting, you’ve suddenly got ancestral financial crises to solve?
I set up a meeting between a brother and a girl, before we got home, she told my brother she isn’t happy cos she lost her mum’s necklace. What kinda nonsense is that?
Even if it’s real, can’t she mask her loss and keep that shît to herself?

You are dating a guy, the only currency you can trade with him is your pu$$i and the sole skill you can use to entertain him is your moaning during sex. These brothers get these everywhere they go. What makes your own brand different and makes him to stick to you?

Brother is broke, you don’t have a financial contribution to join his brokenness. You can’t wash away his “sapa”.
Guy is so deficient of idea at that moment, you can’t spark up mental contributions to rejuvenate his brain. Tell me what you are good for then if not a sexual specimen.

Hah! I don't even know where to start.

Sapphire, the future is female geng coordinator, coman see your people o.

While nonsense governor Fayemi of Ekiti state has decided to henceforth pay civil servants in the state 75% salary.

According to the news I got, he discontinued minimum wage two months ago (he had only paid it for 4 months in total), then last month he proposed 75% pay. So let's assume his proposal goes thru, will the 75% be a fraction of the minimum wage or a fraction of the new "old" wage he reverted back to two months ago.

Workers said that they are yet to be paid May salary, so they can't tell yet if he will maintain his useless threat/proposal.

Well, I told 'em not to expect any good from that mistake of a governor.

God bless you Makinde.

Amuochicha:
I hate men

Waoh! Ain't that lovely.

Continue in that footstep.

Na like say Hausa kill Fulani. No case for that one.

So who is the fulani gonna direct the reprisal attacks to this time around?

Perhaps being served a measure of what they dole out to other ethnicities will also make 'em have deep retrospect on the importance of peaceful co-existence with their host communities.

In international airport Kwa!

Barezzi:
No shading issues...
The South array is elevated with support and less than 10 degrees, while the West array is flat on my steep roof-I'd say 15 to 20 degrees.

I strongly believe this matter is spiritual!

Haha!
As the thing defy basic laws na to think spiritual bah. Has the panels in the less performing array aged more than the other?

DUNKA:
I don't know of gbm but stay away from Sunfit

Sunfit. Hmm. I have experience not with batteries but with tyres named Sunfit

I bought two new tyres branded as Sunfit about three months ago. One morning about a week ago as I set out on the road, the car was embarassinly dancing kpalongo on the road. Apparently overnight, one of the tires got seriously warped.

New tyres fah!

With that experience, I'll also avoid any batteries tagged sunfit.

Bad.

People need to be smart.

If they wanna roll with you voluntarily, well maybe you can get something going. But then that is still not the best. Aren't there young female lecturers in the school that he can fulfil all his fantasies with?

Personally, my principle is not to even have anything remotely romantic with students cos the shame is not what is bearable. I once lectured medical students and I noticed all sorts of advances, both covert and overt, from the ladies. But as long as I am responsible for them, I see 'em as vulnerable even if they want anything voluntary. A teacher needs to be friends and helper to the students and I do my bit in that regards but I always draw a line.

The group rep especially knows herself that she is good looking. But I made sure I didn't save her phone number. So when she realised that each time she called to arrange seminar presentations for her group, I always respond the call with "please who is speaking", she kinda decoded the non-mutual interest.

Fulanis

It is like the police has become seriously useless or undermined in crime fighting these days.

What you hear these days is Local vigilantes and Amotekun being the ones that are very active in crime fighting.

And isn't that what we all desire? This is something that can assure the gradual move to regional government or self determination. So that Amotekun is very active in crime fighting it's a welcome development.

Commandant of Amotekun Corps in the state, Col Olayinka Olayanju (retd) told journalists that the suspect was investigated for some months before he was apprehended.

Intelligence gathering, the tool of modern crime fighting is what Amotekun is employing. Where is the NPF?

He said some unnamed individuals have been “mounting pressure on him to release the suspect.”

Unfortunately after he is handed over to the corrupt police - which is the only body allowed by the law to prosecute - he will be released to those "mounting pressures"

See as person destroy range wey some boys dey take ball for here.

Were

I reject it by fire by force - Disagree
Tufiakwa - - - - - - - - - - - - - Strongly disagree

Not yet. Not while it is still a single entity.
The three names that will be given to it will be -

Arewanistan
Biafra republic
Odùduwà Republic

Other minorities that also want self actualization may also have their own names.

Àjàtúká!

Scatter scatter na in e go dey be for 'em as long as you don't give Nigerians respite to breath.

Gradually, the northerners that were hitherto believed to be averse to internet fraud and some other financial vices which require high level of intelligence are beginning to key into such vices as well. They are usually content with little things and they do not strive to have any level of opulence no matter how small. But right now an average Hausa man will inflate prices of his wares that you will even be shocked as to not know at which point to begin haggling.

This is to show how terrible the country has become that even the peasants that once lived in contentment now want to acquire illegal wealth.

The other time, an Hausa man was also arrested in the domestic wing of MMIA for attempting to smuggle cannabis sativa (drugs) from Lagos to Kano. I wonder when they began keying into drug smuggling. Small time now, they will take over the cyberfraud business.

But I think I won't mind that. It is time they usurp those unenviable reputations from the southerners and add it to their already battered reps as arsonists, suicide bombers, bandits, terrorists etc.

I only hope their eye won't open to travelling out to the west to make dollars cos as it still stands, dollar remittances by southerners who work legitimately in foreign lands form a large chunk of forex into the Nigeria.

Did what?!

Did APC inherit banditry from PDP? Mass kidnapping in all States of the federation, UGM, Worsening naira and worsening standard of living? Did APC also inherit those from PDP?

Without being sentimental, the only thing that happened incessantly during PDP era and that apparently no longer occurs during APC is suicide bombings.

Herdsmen killings were also inherited but it was taken to an all high by APC under Buhari. And we all know why that is so - Buhari himself is a fulani herdsman.

It was actually PDP messing up that even gave you guys a shot at that position, if not your crazy Buhari would not have smelled that position till his demise.

So having analysed all the above and accepted that PDP messed up big time, how does it make living in Nigeria bearable for the average citizen?

It is only an unserious and lazy farmer that blames his poor harvest on weeds overtaking his farm. If he was hardworking enough, he would work hard to uproot the weeds and his crops will have breathing space to produce bountiful harvest.

That's the case of APC blaming PDP's years of waste on the current worsening situation.

They should be shameful for performing three times worse than PDP's 15 years within 6 years of being given a chance.

Well, isn't it good for RSA and even Ghana. Five thousand naira can't get you a decent used laptop in Nigeria, but 5 thousand rands can get you that!

Naira, oh my naira.

Buhari's legacy

In a related development, a 27-year-old graduate of Accountancy, Bayero University, Kano (BUK), Zakaru Baba has been arrested at the local wing of the Mallam Aminu Kano International Airport, Kano with 6kg of cannabis sativa.

The consignment was flown from Lagos to Kano on Saturday, 29th May via Max Air.

@ Bolded. The politicians and elites in the North and the rest of Nigeria are the owners of these hard substances. They have boys that need to use these things to be high to commit the various crimes these crime lords send 'em to do.

Kidnappers, bandits, Boko Haram and ISWAP guys are always on drugs and tramadol 24/7 and this gives' em courage to commit those unsightly crimes.

Unfortunately, the owner of the drugs as confessed by that Zakaru Baba will not be arrested because he is either wealthy, a politician, a Fulani Hausa or one of their cronies.

Major General Mohammadu Buhari, Nigerians don't know you as a follower of protocols sir. As such they don't expect you to seek for senate confirmation in order to seal your latest crime of nepotism.

You are the unquestionable democratic dictator and you are used to taking unilateral decisions. Nigerians don't think you need to waste your energy at seeking the senate for confirmation on this, really.

MajorOvakporaye:
Ever since ESN started agitating for Biafra nation, I have observed an increase in the rate at which online head slammers create accounts on Nairaland

Only one head slammer owns at least 15 different Nairaland accounts just to masturbate on biafran threads. See their region, terrorism and bandits have finished it!!! Even AFONJAS that shamelessly ran to Benin Republic as shameless refugees still want masturbate on biafran news
Heart attack is real

You're here making enemies of everyone. That is not smart, if you must know. Even Nnamdi Kanu has changed his mindset and allied with the "afonjas" you so much love to hate. The common enemy has been unveiled and the hausas knowing who the common enemy is now wish they could turn back the hands of time.

Except of course you are Fulani masquerading as Igbo, I expect you to understand the wisdom in that fact.

Take a cue from the comment below if you're a little hard of understanding.

Curious345:
Terrible .


An average Igbo man wants a shop .

An average Yoruba man wants to open a church.

An average Fulani wanna kill you ,rape your teenage daughter and take your land and money

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ogbuefi677:
And this thread will hardly get to more than 3 pages.
But if it were Igbo now,the ppl who wished us python dance death and lagoon death will come with their gbegiri mouth to cry more than the bereaved and tell us how we're destroying our land bla bla

And you @ Ogbuefi677, read the post below to have an idea why the thread has not been engulfed so much in ethnic conflagration as to reach twenty pages. There are specific notorious individuals who are trained to cause division, set traps and people like you are always willing preys. At the moment, such individuals are yet to comment and that is why the thread is apparently peaceful.

Signum:
Where is:
NgeneUkwenu,
Madridguy,
Simplyo,
Mannabarbicue,
Omenka,
And others when you needed them?

There mumu never do

Are you female? If you are then you may need not worry. I think the fantasy of some guys are ladies with luscious lips.

How is it to Samsung galaxg note 10 plus - 256gig, 8gig ram? NFC, wireless charging, pen, Samsung Dex, Smart view, Connect to Windows and a whole gamut of other connectivitg options.

By the way, being a Nokia fan, I also spot a Nokia 2.3. Just getting a little tired of it lately.

SIRmanjar:
Rubbish

I pity all the people waisting money on phones to impress.Especially poor people.

Apart from apple One can hardly differentiate between an expensive phone and a normal phone nowadays.
Naso one gel come my office dey flaunt her expensive Samsung phone for me..I no even know say the phone cost until she tell me the price.I hissed
If phone spoil cost of repair go reach by new phone.

Spot on @ bolded.
I'm no longer a phone freak. It was exhilarating those days of Blackberry (not a fan of that), Nokia symbian devices (my greatest love) and Windows mobile devices, each having characteristics (colours, plastic/metal parts, shapes, UI) that you can spot at a fairly long distance such that you can tell what type of great gadget this person has on him.

These days they all look the same to me. At a distance, this SG Note 10 plus looks like Techno Phantom especially if it's now in a pouch. It will be rubbish looking over the shoulders of everyone to see the type of phones they use.

So let everyone know in their mind the types of phones they rock (not bothering to flaunt it in the face of others cos it'll be waste of time) and enjoy the phone.

As a side note, I ain't even a fan of android OS and apple OS is something I detest , so in the event of Windows mobile OS support being withdrawn by a number of software developers, I had no choice but to grudgingly port to Android.

I hope they also remembered to eat and swallow the excrement, wash it down with the urine and use the milk as dessert.

Why is it that any group that has close ties to cattle like the Fulani herdsmen does happen to take such anti-social and neantherthal approach to issues?

Damn! I'm gonna puke.

Just go and change it to dollars at once.