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PoliticsRe: River State Election Rerun Ikwere Vote Your Own.count Igbos Out by ceeceeuwa: 1:07pm On Oct 26, 2015
EUROBOMBER:
Good morning. All this shouting os SE/SS must stop. These ss people are not worth the stress, let us play like the other big tribes.

shame on you Tonyebarcanista. I say a big shame on you. I do not support IPOB but your recent comments are shocking to say the least. All this while you were just using my gullible Igbo brothers to your own political end. God will judge you Barcanista, you old posts filled with hatred against us are still there.
Cry cry baby! Your are already giving more importance to tonyebarcanista with your comment...like his threads on Nairaland is relevant to an average IPOB member. IPOB members proly doesn't care if he exist outside Nairaland!
PoliticsRe: See Pics Of South Africa's BRT Bus Stops And Roads In Joburg by ceeceeuwa: 9:58am On Oct 26, 2015
In as much as our government shares a greater part of the blame, we all have played a part in the decay experienced. How are our attitude towards public infrastructure?
FamilyRe: My Horrible Experience When Living With A Relative. by ceeceeuwa: 9:35pm On Oct 24, 2015
softandmoist:
Sometimes I don't care to share this story, but I feel doing so will lessen the pain I feel with time. When I lost my dad my mom's younger sis told my mom that she wants to help me further my education. I was just out of secondary and had my baby.

I can't put down all that she did to me and the innocent baby boy.
Tell me to go to a neighbor's kiosk and collect tgings on credit, then lie to them that I misplaced the money and I will pay back. I did this so much the woman wanted to arrest me. When I asked her she told me that until I am covered by the earth like my father I should never ask her again.
She would insult my dad who wasn't even 2 weeks in the grave, call me a witch because soldier aunys entered the house.
She said I would never prosper, that no man would marry me, that my father ruined my mom's life and that how I'll end up. I can't forget, ever, even though I've forgiven her.
She'll beat me, force me to eat rubbish, as old as I was one day she just called my name and I peed on my body. It was that bad. I was like a mumu. Her baby that is just learning to talk will say I beat her, and she would beat me in return. She will tell me to feed her baby before my 9 month old baby. She said no one would imagine my son eating noodles in his life. Only pap, no milk. A growing baby.
Ah!
One day my sis came and saw me and wrote to my mom that if she doesn't come and take me away from there that she'll run away with me and she'll never find us again. That ended the episode. I forgave her.
When I was prepping for my wedding she started acting all friendly, said she knows someone who can make exotic aso oke outfits. We sent the money in August for a wedding that was to take place in December. Do you know as at Nov 30 not a single thread had been woven. I had to rush to agege to get emergency one made. She collected 70k for our 35k traditional wedding cake, told me it was 100k and she was paying for the balance.

I didn't do anything to this woman. I didn't ask to be related to her. The worst pain in my life comes from living with her. She would tell me to wash pad and reuse for menses, make me trek from Asa dam to post office.

I thank God for Me too. I have really disappointed her.
These stories. Are heart wrenching!
FamilyRe: My Horrible Experience When Living With A Relative. by ceeceeuwa: 9:27pm On Oct 24, 2015
chrisbaba1:
[size=15pt]When i was 5 years old, i used to bedwet once in a while. My uncle used to tell me to suck the urine out with my mouth and spit it outside till the bed was dry afterwards he would flog me.

He also used to say i ate too slow (five year old boy o) and so he will say if he finishes his food before me he will collect mine and eat it, guess what? he always won, he collects my food and finishes. I couldnt report him to my mum because i would eventually suffer it, he used to threaten..... I will never allow any of my kids spend one day in an extended family house, God forbid such.[/size]
Are you for real?the funny thing is that most of these people hold strategic positions in their various churches.
FamilyRe: My Horrible Experience When Living With A Relative. by ceeceeuwa: 9:18pm On Oct 24, 2015
queenfav:
@op at least your's happened when you were 11.Mine happened from april-july 2014.I had a problem with my law school posting for court and chambers attachment.Instead of my house local govt area in ughelli south,I was posted to Effurun.My mum had to arrange for me to stay with a family friend who was living around refinery,very close to Effurun high court.Now this couple is well travelled,both are lawyers and have been friends with my family since I was a kid.They owned the duplex they lived in, with a maid and gateman.They are very well to do.The first 2 weeks were very ok.since they had a maid,I cudnt really sweep the house because she does that.So I made sure I washed dishes anytime I saw any in the sink.I normally leave the house by 8,return 4 or 5 depending on when my court closed.I wasn't even eating breakfast in the house o,just dinner.
Everything started when she started complaining that I don't work in the house."I thought to myself, like..seriously?I had bar finals I was reading for.Was she expecting me to do eye service?"I wash dishes I meet in the kitchen without being told.Even when the househelp insists I leave it ,I still do it.She even went as far as gossiping me to her friends o.On many occasions,she would wake me by 3am on sunday.She would then pile the clothes of she,her husband and her four 4 kids for me to iron.At times after ironing for like an hour she would bring another set,that she prefers that one to the ones I have ironed.
I was so depressed at a point I couldn't read.I had to caution myself to bear.The househelp at a point stopped greeting me,because she felt we were now mates.lol.Many nights in a week,the husband would buy suya or barbecue,she wouldn't even ask if I want to eat.I would come back from court and find the fridge locked.As if the drinks they noemally keep there was my problem.she would even go as far as counting the coke inside the crate kept in the kitchen store.it got to a stage she started telling the househelp to lock her store when ever I get home.All that was to safeguard her provisions.I called my mum to tell her,she cried eh!She asked me to come back home,that even though my house was like an hour plus to the court,she would ensure I leave the house on time.I packed my things then told her I was leaving.The husband was home that night,he was shocked I even considered going.The poor man no know say e wife na countess dracula.He begged me to forget about anything that happened and stay.That one even worsened things,I will greet her at times she won't answer.On saturdays,she would instruct the househelp to tell me to sweep both upstairs and downstairs of the duplex.I was always sad..The day I was leaving to go back to school for our bar finals,my friend came to pick me up with his car back to my house.Na so the lady call me o,that I should go and mop the guest room I lived in before leaving.A room I always kept clean,and moped the tiles every friday afternoon?I almost cried!I had to come down from the car,then gave the househelp 500 to do it.My friend was so pissed.He was asking how I managed to cope for 4 months.I just told him I knew it wasn't forever.Recently she called my mum saying I don't keep in touch,I just laughed!Thank God for the bad experience o,because it spurred me to read with zeal.At least I passed my exams with honours to her shame.That's why I have vowed never to squat with any friend or relative.If I even get a job in abuja where housing is expensive,I'd rather share a room with someone ,than stay rent free in a mansion and take sh.it.Many people just become demi-gods once you are eating their food an living under their roof.Forgetting that no condition is permanent!I would not advice my enemy to squat with anyone o.Because thats when you get to see the person's true nature.
Seconded!
FashionRe: Photos Of MBGN 2015 Contestants Released By Silverbird by ceeceeuwa: 2:27pm On Oct 23, 2015
baralatie:
kiss
miss sokoto
miss zamfara
miss yo be

photogenic ladies!
Nice observation
CrimeRe: True Confession: I have slept with over 10 dogs by ceeceeuwa: 1:36pm On Oct 23, 2015
Lies from the pit of hell! angry
Infact I dey vex for these bloggers just now.
EducationRe: The Meaning Of Recently Found Word "Demonym" by ceeceeuwa: 1:17pm On Oct 23, 2015
Dottore:
This is a very nice post, very informative and scintillating. It's like someone has talked sense into the heads of mods that kept desecrating this noble forum with many meaningless celebrity poos at the expense of serious matters wasting away in other sections.

Meanwhile;
I got this on my profile by mistake:

"I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet."

Can someone help me get rid of it. The thought makes me feel sick. Save my Soul
Simply open another account with a new moniker and stay away from Islamic section.
HealthRe: Woman Gives Birth To A Mystery Baby In Lagos(pictures) by ceeceeuwa: 11:26am On Oct 23, 2015
d33types:
This isn't nairahospital.. grin
She needs to see a medical doctor and the baby examined. Usually it doesn't require treatment apart from analgesics ..it resolves on its within 2-4 days
Thanks anyway!
CelebritiesRe: How Olivia Idibia Stole The Show At Her Father's Book Launch Yesterday (pics by ceeceeuwa: 11:21am On Oct 23, 2015
This one na Tubaby! grin
HealthRe: Woman Gives Birth To A Mystery Baby In Lagos(pictures) by ceeceeuwa: 11:06am On Oct 23, 2015
d33types:
Mystery ke?

Birth trauma.. The baby is bleeding into the scalp..

Its like a variant of caput succadeneum

Ooh Nigerians
You seem to know so much about the condition. Please what can be done to ease whatever Pain the child could be suffering?
HealthRe: Woman Gives Birth To A Mystery Baby In Lagos(pictures) by ceeceeuwa: 11:04am On Oct 23, 2015
Mhizkel:
Initially, the inscription was the only thing which appeared. The dark patches surfaced after repeated cleansing.
The weight is much for the baby to bear. More reason why she couldn't open her eyes.
I doubt if a loving God can let an innocent baby suffer just to send a message to his subjects. Anyway,dunno what to type again self!
FamilyRe: This Woman Happily Announced That Her Hubby is Taking A 2nd Wife by ceeceeuwa: 6:57am On Oct 23, 2015
Beesluv:
Rare gem
Rare gem ke? Only time will tell...
RomanceRe: This South-African Lady Says All Nigerian Women Are Ugly by ceeceeuwa: 10:15am On Oct 22, 2015
Palmwinetapper:
She's right. Nigerian women can be ugly too grin
Like those in your household
LiteratureRe: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ceeceeuwa: 9:56am On Oct 22, 2015
ClassCaptain:
easy Oo boss ...make dem no carry u pass bustop
I don almost forget my change with conductor self grin
LiteratureRe: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ceeceeuwa: 8:57am On Oct 22, 2015
ClassCaptain:
The Discovery ..

Episode 22

The environment was nothing like she told about ..My house in ilorin was 10 times better this..Everywhere was stuffy,Music blaring ,smokes ,people Drinking.

Be careful there "" u dont want to fall and break your teeth "" she said pulling a joke..

" i tried to laugh " ..am gonna break dat your own brown teeth instead .slowpoke.

" Where are we" i summoned courage to ask"

" Ojuelegba" dont worry we are still going to explore round Lagos today. .I know u have never been here before .""she said..

Ehn. U still havent explain how this happened ?? She asked referring to my appearance.

Lets settle down first "" i said as we procceded.


So we got to an unpainted and unplastered half completed house.. ..i took to time to check out the environment !! Am i dreaming.. i saw a " PO full of shit right at the entrance. " outside ,slippers scattered all over" ,dirty rags littered all over the veranda. The house looked like it has been abandoned for years with torn window nets and all.

" all dis my neighbour's Children eh "
" see dis one used po and drop it here " she said.

I didnt utter a word,she brought out her key, and tried to open the door but it seems someone was already inside.

" ha whos there"
" Mummy oyoyo mummy oyoyo,a little boy ran in from inside of the house in his school uniform.
See as you dey make me laugh insiide bus people come dey look me.
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LiteratureRe: How 2go Relationship Landed Me In Psychiatric Home ( Short Story) - Classcaptain by ceeceeuwa: 8:14am On Oct 22, 2015
ClassCaptain:
Episode 1 ( The problem )

As as single guy at 22 years old wey no get any
previous serious relationship or engagements with any lady before, na every platform wey i fit use get a girl na hin i day explore.,Twitter,Facebook,badoo,Nairaland and boku dating sites.

I bin get everything wey man suppose get. Finacially stable ( small sha) ,Tall, deliciously handsome and breathtaking with 6 packs ,light in complexion as i con add pink lips join with a perfect gap tooth..i get Davido dimple,kiss Daniel lips,iyanya's body.wizkid Skin ,Lynnx height and Korede bello eyes.

But every of my attempt to get a girl in a Serious relationship no dey comot well.Some of dem go end up putting me for friendzone. Different kind of zones.Some recharge card zone, some come and help us check the Generator" Zone, some na "what time is the lecture " Zone,and many more zone wey dem bin they put me.Infact i bin don turn zonal officer for dem girls hand.

I be day think say this dis thing na Spiritual and don dey plan just date any girl wey i see next,whether na olosho or not, i no care.. At 22,I never get girl wey go day call me "honey pie" , sweetie" yoghurt and all dese names wey fit give person diabetes.Even if my boo get a boo,right now..I no send..
I like your sense of humour
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PoliticsRe: Adebayo Shittu: "No Comment On Boko Haram, For My Family's Safety” by ceeceeuwa: 11:09am On Oct 21, 2015
It is when he lives that he can fight! A lot have died and are forgotten.
PoliticsRe: Adebayo Shittu: "No Comment On Boko Haram, For My Family's Safety” by ceeceeuwa: 11:06am On Oct 21, 2015
bilulu:
meaning he isn't ready to die and sacrifice for d country yet he wants to feed from d country. wat a hypocrite
CelebritiesRe: Photos From 2face Book Launch "A Very Good Bad Guy" by ceeceeuwa: 3:24pm On Oct 20, 2015
ShakurM:
[color=#000050]Don't act ignorant all in the name of ' mention '. Think again Sir. smiley[/color]
If men were God!
CelebritiesRe: Photos From 2face Book Launch "A Very Good Bad Guy" by ceeceeuwa: 3:19pm On Oct 20, 2015
ShakurM:
[color=#000050]In as much as I like Tuface's music , I won't buy that book with my money, wetin he wan talk about ' A very good bad guy ' undecided

I don't know how he does it, like 7 children born out of wedlock, oh it's Tuface, no one bats an eye...

Just one child from the likes of Wizkid n Davido, we tag them irresponsible and call them all manners of names

Hypocrisy at best. [/color]
So you don't want him to live again because he's got 7 children out of wedluck?
PoliticsRe: Senator Ita-giwa And Her Adopted Daughter Step Out In Style (photo) by ceeceeuwa: 2:27pm On Oct 20, 2015
princdebola201:
She is a good woman, but she has two apartment in Ocean parade banana island where she pays 200 million yearly the woman is fucking Rich..have met her one two occasions when I pay visit to a friend who works in Ocean parade
Na who ask you?
PoliticsRe: "Nigeria Finally Plays Into The Grand Strategy Of Biafrans" - Vanguard by ceeceeuwa: 8:04am On Oct 19, 2015
cybertyrant:
Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/nnamdi-kanus-arrest-nigeria-finally-plays-into-the-grand-strategy-of-biafrans/
The monkey has been held hostage in the zoo!The ZOO and the monkey which is greater?I just they observe
PoliticsRe: JUST IN!!! Nnamdi Kanu’s Arrest: Niger Delta Youth Boil For War by ceeceeuwa: 4:51pm On Oct 18, 2015
zuchyblink:
I'm not your phantom SS,rather i'm a core Niger Deltan from Imo state,an ex-militant. Edo and Ondo don't share the same interest with us.
Niger Deltan from Imo state shocked! Lolz
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Tax Authorities Will Not Spare Linda Ikeji Next Year - Charles Novia by ceeceeuwa: 3:17pm On Oct 17, 2015
This guy sure rights well!
CrimeRe: Police Foil Port Harcourt Bank Robbery by ceeceeuwa: 2:05pm On Oct 15, 2015
Who counted the money?
CelebritiesRe: Fela's Bedroom Preserved Exactly How It Was Before His Death (Photo) by ceeceeuwa: 1:51pm On Oct 15, 2015
tharaomo:
help me ask dem oooh
So many Kids on Nairaland angry
Jokes EtcRe: When You Buy One Gala..(pics) by ceeceeuwa: 7:32pm On Oct 14, 2015
The guy dull!
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Interviews The Teacher Who Can't Read (Video) by ceeceeuwa: 7:06pm On Oct 14, 2015
lekjons:
where/how did she graduated in the first placehuh
SportsRe: Ahmed Musa Celebrates His 23rd Birthday Today by ceeceeuwa: 10:50am On Oct 14, 2015
My grandma is just 25yrs old cheesy
SportsRe: Ayodele Bakare: Former Nigeria National Basketball Coach Survived Soakaway Fall by ceeceeuwa: 3:26pm On Oct 13, 2015
Thank God for your life
EducationRe: Amazing Pictures Taken From Great Heigths by ceeceeuwa: 9:33am On Oct 13, 2015
Please o! This is front page material!

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