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chiomaugor:
You can also call or add this lady on WhatsApp, she's good and she made my wedding gown 09027116592. I hope this helps you.

RaDaZaBaNa:
If she like ., make she be 69...

Buh pple, this change is real.. No neighbour came with any sallah meat this time around...

The only thing i got in the neighbourhood was snail and chin chin... Oga oo...

SirVintageCock:
Give him something to report as often as you can so your mother will organize family meeting on top of you people's head. What childishness bullshits
. Same thing my in law did to my sister until we told him to leave my beloved Mum outta his family. Imagine telling my Mum how my sister didnt bother herself by sleeping in churches and attending all manner of prayer calls and alter bullcraps when they are yet to get pregnant after 8 month of marriage and how she doesn't dress conservatively like his mate not minding the huge age bracket between them.
I picked my phone and called the bastard and told him that I don't know what he has been doing with his manhood till his mid 40's but he should keep his frustration away from my sis and mum. He should have married someone closer to his age bracket.

PatrickOkunima:
I've been receiving text messages and emails from Nairalanders requesting for a CV template. So I'm giving one out to only 50 persons. Then you can share among yourself. If interested in the template, let me know by providing your email address.

Greetings to you all. I've been a guest on NL for some time so I decided to create an ID for this post. I'm a 23 year old girl in dilemma. I would have gotten married last year to a very loving and caring man. Unfortunately for me, he was a victim of armed robbery and got killed by a stray bullet two months before the wedding. The problem now is that I stupidly allowed him access to me after our introduction and I got pregnant the very first time. He put pressure on me and I relaxed bc already wedding plans were underway. I was devastated when he died and almost aborted the baby cos then I was just a month pregnant but I couldn't bring myself to do it. I've alwz believed abortion is murder and I was scared of dying.

I have nobody in the world to take care of me and this baby as I have been struggling to survive with my younger sibling since our father died four years ago. My mother divorced him when we were very young and got married to a man that lives in the north, so I almost don't have a r/ship with her. The only person that has been seeing to our upkeep is an uncle that lives overseas but his support has diminished for some time now, esp since he got married. He has alwz been praying for me to graduate so that I can start taking care of my only sibling. I have waited and prayed for a miracle but help is not forthcoming. There's nothing I've not sold in school just to make ends meet. I've not even paid my third year school fees due to financial constraints. I'm barely managing to get by. The only option I have now is to give this baby to a good family that can take care of her right after delivery. I've had plenty of time to think it through as I'm almost due. Keeping this baby might make me slip into post-natal depression and I might end up hurting myself or the child. Besides, she wil alwz remind me of the pain of loosing my fiancee whom I loved so much. The baby is a girl and the genotype is AA as both of us are same. All forms of advice will be highly appreciated and any interested person can contact me.

This also serves as a lesson to single girls. Never ever sleep with or at worse get pregnant for a man till you've said I do. Getting jilted is not the worse that can happen. Death might also happen as in my case.

Thanks and God bless.

sukkot:
awon iya oshoronga done reason him matter after he visit yaba and he no come pay respects to the shrine

bakila:
Jagua pikin.

ladyF:
The security in the country is messed up. The bank should be able to provide you with the account of the person that received the POS payment, it will be so easy to track them.

It's best to not leave plenty money in the account that has ATM. You can always do a transfer to it when it finishes. That's what most people do now. Even bank alert I delete jmmediately. Is it not one person that entered one chance which day and they started checking their phones for alert to know how much you have. By the time they just see my 3-digit account balance, no be small beating for wasting their time...

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

jamex93:
Is OK




LETTER OF LEAVING SCHOOL.
Dear sir,
I'm writter this letter with haters and tell you i'm leave your school for good enough.
The why of the leave it is because at your school,the teachers are beat us very harmful and very sad.sometimes one day of once upon a time,i wanted cried but my friends telled me a man is a sheep he is not cry.I was silent but vibrating in and out.
Another why is because of discriminate,we writted a test i'm cheated,I get 20% that i'm not deserved,The teachers say my head is dead.oh,it pained me too much.I will tell you plenty things when you want us early in the morning but sir you must know it is very ice in the morning,blanket is not want to be removed from body,i wake up early but i am come late.I'm write exzam study at another school..
Great your wife and childish,pliz tell all childs of school that i'm say good bye for ever and ever Amen.
Your faithfool,
SOLO.
REPLY OF PRINCIPAL.
Jesu....dis guy are first classed idiot.....only an letters he cant written comfortedly,this was some insult on top of my schooling respectation....I knows all the types of teachers on this our schools...carry a PHD inside their curse on the uniferzity.....and he even have some of their rights to told me to great childish on the schools....oh maybe he are a childish boy.....he wanted to implication this childrens inside his cultness.....i am really unbearable towards this letter...mtcheew i guessed him are repeated elementary six...infact as a matter on fats,i have sack you as a student...nunsince...
Yours principality,
Mr.Fejiro

ANIEXTY:
Has anyone els noticed that the chicken in the indomie pack has been replaced with an egg ?


nawa oooo! the kind hardship 4 naija now no be here!!

Bishops10:
Late Flora Nwapa
Oguta born Author Florence Nwanzuruahu Nkiru Nwapa was a Nigerian author best known as Flora Nwapa, who has been called the mother of modern African literature.

Olateef:
The GENCO should be blamed for the absence of light and not the DISCO

hapheeyxz:
Lolz, u forgot to include d second most challenging course in d world after almighty MEDICINE AND SURGURY...... I PRESENT TO U "ARCHITECTURE" u go buy material for semester projects, u go wan cry..... If ur drawing pen fall Bros no boda to pick am ooooo, na to go buy another one shaparly...... Abeg I can't fit shout.

Realmcfynest:
Pls if there's any of us working in JAMB, kindly take up dis brilliant guy's case A PETITION BY AN ANGRY CANDIDATE WHO SCORED 90 IN JAMB




Dear Jamb
My name is Yaniel Yogene ,i am came from Nigeria,.
I writed Jamb and scoring 90. That was a big fat lie, I say is a big serious fat lie because I doing lesson for 1 months and I count my book very well.
I supposing to getting 95 in Inglich and 90 in Litirachure but you gaven me 15 in Inglich and 20 in Litirachure.
Did me not didding my CRS very well? Did Jonah not staying in the lion hole and Elijah sleeping in the shark belle?
Did Daniel not calling down fire with Baal and and Samuel leding Israel from Egypt?
Did something very fast fast because i can not took that mark. In facts, I supposing to be scoring 280.
You us faithfool

Luckyk:
nice but his nose tho...

pretydiva:
When she ought 2 b sleeping wit her man by her side..