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Yeah, Just Bleep Friends

Damn! U got me...

Thanks, u d bomb!

My sis needs help:
25602563BF. Please

Anyone who doubts the consistent statistics is a fool. If it were based on residents, Lagos would have had the highest no. of candidates.

neyostica: Op, leave the girl alone, she wants a real man who can takecare of her not some struggling modafucker like you. Yeye boy, why she go contribute? You beta go n work harder. Queensmith, you are a foollllllllllll

She MUST contribute.
Come to think of it, she says any money she makes is for her only. Hmm, that reeks of utter selfishness! Anyway, mayb she prefers some dude that will drive her out of His house at d slightest altercation. afterall she won't b contributin $hit.
I spent my early yrs in europe and i saw how every1 was up and hustlin- even d kids start workin from 15-16 and don't disturb their parents if they need some personal effects.
@OP, dat concept of "my husband must provide all" is deeply embedded in d chic, i doubt if there's anytin u can do about it. In Naija, its normal for a 25-yr old to be demanding 5k from mumsi to buy jeans. Its unfortunate.

babaowo: After GEJ in 2019, its igbo turn from there middle belt, from there pls ppl who next?

from there South West,
all 8 years each complete.

Fhemmmy: Ha ha ha ha . . . Very funny.
I have not been called to be a pastor . . . Lol

called?? Are you like waiting for a voice to command u to be a pastor? Or you are plainly not inclined to be 1 yet?

Its expected. Religion is dynamic. Christianity is sheer radical/reformed judaism. Islam reared its head in the 7th century. Martin Luther revolted, The Church of England decamped. In the 19th & 20th centuries, the Jehovah's witnesses and Mormons sprang up. Not to mention Buddha, Hindu, Shinto, e.t.c... All claim to be the 'truth' . The rule is BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANNA BELIEVE cos as far as i'm concerned we all are searching for the truth while wallowing in ignorance! Converting to Islam does not guarantee u will be like Dangote. Switchin churches doesn't solve $hit! Cos in the next couple of centuries, other religious movements will evolve as well.

Any evidence of "rituals"?... Infact define RITUAL.

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WTF ar u sayin

Ibanga p: abeg na dat same fone wey ur bible dey na im ur makossa dance video and ur porn movie dey inside na im u wan carry go church?

no b d same mouth wey dem use suck bobby or JT wey dem go stil use chop communion or sing for church??

kcreal: The devil flee when it sees you with a bible but distracts you if you are using a phone instead of a Bible.

shekinah.

ignorance! Believe it or not, traditional paper-book bible sales are diminishing. Imagine in 200 years from now when they will be totally obsolete. I guess d devil will take over the world right? Weren't the ten commandments embedded in stone slabs? Technology progressed to using scrolls and ink then to the printing press and its now moving to electronic format. SHIKENA!

So, they can't buy iPAD on their own? With all d money they embezzle?

KnowAll: the youth leader of a party can even be 100 years old for all we care. The bottom line is that elders or better still the youth leaders of modern parties must be able to inspire the real and true youths of the party. It does not mean the youth leader must be one 'youngy' or some sweet sixteen. We seems to have a misconception with the word 'youth' which to all intent and purposes signifies a virile young blood but the world " leader" seems to be brushed underneath the rug in the grand scheme of things.

We should learn to take this in perspective.

for the 1st time, you've disappointed me.

Hmm... Code Jam i guess.

~Bluetooth:
NCS are corrupt just like the police.maybe you should have parted with the money the officer demanded from your agent to avoid all these wahala.Just my opinion.

Retrogressive

1Dray: Abuja, Suleja, Lokoja are coined from the name of 3 sons of a King, King Ja. The names of his said 3 sons are Abu, Sule and Loko

Awesome!

slimyem: this isnt about begging when you are at fault.
Its about begging someone who really wants to leave not to!

All Join...

Lagos (Nigeria) - Named by portuguese merchants after their port city of Lagos (portugal)

My personal award goes to Aregbesola..

Mamma..

naijasexy: If by gbench you mean sleep with me, na im be say I for don die by now naaa. Ordinary kiss I won krace if to say he com enter the place nko? How the situation for be?
If for go babalawo for him sake if to say he do "hit and run", j/k.

E no gbench me oooooo! loool

**whistles, lights up a jumbo-sized wrap of weed, drags and puffs smoke in utter disbelief**

SCAAAAMMMM!!!

Ogbuagu, Ogbuefi,.. Wonder if there is OgbuNkita, lol

Tinyemeka: Ha! The funny stuff I see on NL everyday. Make laff no give me fracture O. LOL

Ceejay, who dey goal-post when she use your heart form ronaldo na?

na me nw, who else? I been try save my heart. Even to equalise nw no easy.

Ada! Oh Ada!.. She carry my heart, set am for ground, come use am play penalty.... Come score! *sobbin*

Its expected. Religion is dynamic. Christianity is sheer radical/reformed judaism. Islam reared its head in the 7th century. Martin Luther revolted, The Church of England decamped. In the 19th & 20th centuries, the Jehovah's witnesses and Mormons sprang up. Not to mention Buddha, Hindu, Shinto, e.t.c... All claim to be the 'truth' . The rule is BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANNA BELIEVE cos as far as i'm concerned we all are searching for the truth while wallowing in ignorance! Converting to Islam does not guarantee u will be like Dangote. Switchin churches doesn't solve $hit! Cos in the next couple of centuries, other religious movements will evolve as well.

@Op., its expected, xpecially when "chykin @ Random". Depends on d gal's mood at times. A man tried to chat up a babe in a bar. Lil did he knw dat d gal just got jilted by her bf. Afta much persistence and pestering, she cud not bear it anymore - she ring d bottle 4 d man head!!