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For anti-riot purposes, rubber bullets are the norm. |
Mmuo Okija: This is the line of arguement of a r'etarded kindergarten school dropout.what if the parts are imported from 3 different countries? |
Its possible he changed his yoruba name to Sulaimon Mohammed... Just as Cassius Clay changed to Mohammed Ali... |
shymmex: What nightmares?? How's SE and SS synonymous?"GREEDINESS" ? |
*lights up a mega-sized GBANA* *Singing*Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds. Have no fear for atomic energy, cos none of them can stop the time. How log shall they kill our prophets while we stand aside and look. |
Its an opinion- a wish. She's got the right to one. A girl once told me that her future husband must have at least 10 million naira set aside for the wedding ceremony or else 4get it! |
Forgive her, She was probably on her period. |
Sounds more like Financial Problem.... |
Kobojunkie: Please provide more details on exactly how this app can be built. I am not asking of technical details but more information on how an application can be used to curtail maternal/infant mortality.well, the app will not replace but rather will complement face-to-face antenatal care. By getting data from experts, then interactive tips, dos and don'ts and details of pregnancy-related issues could be developed. It may as well be used to foster an e-community of expectant mums and medical personnel who will have real-time interaction with one another. The app, depending on how advanced it is, may include Notifications, GPS services (say, for locating a nearby maternal clinic), social media..... Still in conceptualisation stage. |
Now, this is getting ridiculous!! So if d two teams pray hard, who's God gonna answer? Oh, ok Mr. Josh, i wan play Baba Ijebu. Pray 4 me and give me number abeg. |
I'm 25, guess i'm a toddler... I shouldn't even THINK of politics! |
Perhaps, some Medical aid app.. Focusing on say, curtailing maternal/infant mortality. Kinda ante-natal care app so to speak. |
An open-source or crowd-source e-government platform... Incorporating e-voting, opinion polls, referenda, budget/project monitoring, real-time web-meets....... |
I see nothing wrong with the arrangement. More like a state-approved match-making and wedding planning service. Kini big deal? |
wine4dguy: I never wanted to make dis statement but no matter the situation it is right i make dis confession that THESE ARE SIGNS OF ENDTIME...ask God for grace to make it throughBovine droppings!! |
I gba "stud" (ibo)- intentional rough tackle to cause injury. |
Tropilo: Let's be sincere, first of all can CPC score 25% votes cast in the 24 states? Even in a very free and fair election. No matter the party candidates.lol! Reminds me of a former commissioner of Info in Abia during an interview on national tv . "I Don't think CPC can get up to 1000 votes in the whole south east", he said, with a haughty and scornfully condescending facial expression. |
Here comes Season 2 |
They can as well Illuminate my arse.! I could as well start a religious movement too and proclaim myself a neo-messiah. 200 years later, the movement would have spread worldwide. Attributing the internet and sundry modern tech to some anti-christ is sheer ignorance and only one who doesn't appreciate the effort involved in Research & Development will readily believe that. It took about twenty years and hundreds of millions of dollars for the Finnish folks to develop the GSM. US spends hundreds of billions USD in R&D yearly. China is catching up. S. Korea is undergoin a radical robotic revolution, India has tested her long range missile... We dey here dey catch winch! Wake up Naija, wake up Africa.! |
Our youths here in Nigeria commit dastardly crimes as well. Got nothin 2 do wit which country one is brought up. |
Sitting alone by a river bank, beach, open field or a very high platform where i can get see d skyline of a city. My poetic instincts come rushing. (especially when some kpoli's involved) |
sweetcocoa: How are the two stories related please?one is about sane criminal minded persons kidnapping people for whatever reasons known to them and the other is a madman who locked away his daughter for the purpose of sleeping with her.are all criminals sane? I don't see sanity in killing or raping people after robbing them. Mind u, d austrian guy was regarded as a 'normal' family guy by his community. Twenty-four years!! Well, our ancestor slaves were treated worse than d 2 scenarios. You're just being a Thomas. |
Y'all shouldn't forget that austrian dude that kept his daughter in a dungeon for Twenty-four fucking years. Shit happens! http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2008/04/28/austriaslave.html |
I need to buy a used 2000/2001 honda accord specifically from d US. Dealers can post their prices, VIN and defects (if accidented). I await ur response. |
[b][/b] oiseworld: are the FG certain that those courses are worth giving a pass mark. Because we don't want fake doctors and engineers in the society. They should uphold the suspension until they meet the standard.mention one naija school that produces world class engineers. |
Tried to open a developer account on google using GTB naira mastercard. *For Where!?* transaction failed severally. I applied for GTB dollar visaCard though, bet that will work. |
Seun is Male... At least until he goes under d knife.. |
Most of d posts are enlightening but i often get disappointed with d like of "is it a sin to read e-bible on a phone in church" and recently, " spendin easter in a hotel or in church: which is better"... Come on! U gotta be kiddin me! |
2009, A guy in my hostel called some guys, including me , out from our rooms. In a hushed tone, he said some dude is havin hot sex wit a chic and their curtain aint well-closed- uncensored!! We followed him lyk mugus, tip-toein, some removed their foot wears and held them in their hands. On gettin close to his room, he bent down and crawled. We all followed suit. Sittin on d floor by d window and in hushed tone, he declared "APRIL FOOL"! |
Congratulations! *clapping* |
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