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 Education › Re: Rochas Declares Free Education In Imo State To University Level. by ceejayluv(m): 9:04pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
Lets do some math, If there are 10,000 imo indigenes in imsu. That amounts to 1 billion naira per annum. Now, dat gives 37 million naira for each of the 27 LGs. Dats 3 million naira a month per LG. Average monthly allocation per LG is abt 60-80 million. If the Lg will contribute half of the funds, dat will amount to only 0.0118% - 0.025% of their allocation, Very paltry and VERY FEASIBLE IN MY 4KIN OPINION!! |
| Romance › Re: Post Your Valentine Activities And Updates Here by ceejayluv(m): 6:19pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
Ordered a cake online to be delivered to her in Lagos. She just received it, |
| Romance › Re: How Can I Convince Her That Lesbianism Is Wrong? by ceejayluv(m): 4:17pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
tttonero:you are the one that needs psychological help. You're a deviant perv. Probably u were sodomised at 11 by an uncle (it runs in d blood) and u ended up a placard-carryin, rights-demandin gay. |
| Romance › Re: How Can I Convince Her That Lesbianism Is Wrong? by ceejayluv(m): 3:47pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
I, i feel, i feel like gatherin all transexuals, le.s.bians and G.a.ys, stuff dem into a vacuum chamber and bombard dem wit Uranium Rays, flip on the cynadine gas switch: CHOKE EM ALL TO DEATH!! Homophobic holocaust, baby: I JUST WANNA CLEANSE D EARTH! |
| Education › Re: Uniport,unilag Or Oau Which Do I Choose by ceejayluv(m): 11:58am On Feb 14, 2012 |
If u r not sure of the accreditation, kindly retake the Utme, I hav a friend who was in pharmacy (uniport) in yr1 and retook jamb to switch to geology. He's in final year now in geology. Petroleum and Gas eng dept. In uniport are tight as well. As for comparison, its sad that NO nigerian university has got any ground-breaking research to boast of, hence our exclusion from the top 6000 list- Thats the Reality. |
| Sports › Re: Lightning Kills An Entire Football Team by ceejayluv(m): 3:46pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
Black art my a.ss!! They were simply unfortunate, standing at the wrong place at the wrong time!! There are areas that are prone to lightning strikes. In secondary school, i saw when lightning struck on the volleyball court- four students were struck to death a couple of years earlier at the same court. So who sent the lightning? The principal?? I read on a journal few years ago that an american farmer was struck, he was injured but lost sixs of his cows, What do u call that? White art?? |
| Education › Re: Mixed School Vs Single-Sex School - Which Do You Prefer & Why by ceejayluv(m): 11:10am On Feb 13, 2012 |
Given the power, I will abolish all SS schools! Its more like a sharia-like concept. |
| Politics › Re: PDP's Dickson Declared Winner Of Bayelsa Guber Poll by ceejayluv(m): 7:56pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
Oya now, Since Bayelsans no gree allow Ben Bruce (i swear he would have been the best dude for them), make dem manage DICKson. Bayelsans need to form a pan-ijaw party to wean themselves from centrally controlled Pdp. SW have Acn, IN SE APGA will complete its Pdp kick-ass in 2015. |
| Programming › Re: Humour: Does This Realy Say's Truth Abt Programmers by ceejayluv(m): 6:43pm On Feb 12, 2012 |
csharpjava:thats in an ideal case. I studied mechanical engineering and in my final year i helped some computer science folks out in their assignments and PROJECT, (C++/JAVA). Was also consulted by other peeps in civil and Elec. Engineering for softaware design (Using MATLAB). I agree that comp sci and software eng eggheads have an edge in algorithm efficiency but if we were to design a mechanical system (say pipeline modelling) simulator i guess i will in my elements then, |
| Literature › Fantasizing by ceejayluv(op): 12:19am On Feb 12, 2012 |
I, I wish, I wish, I wish i hunted elands in the expansive velds. A rustic warrior, A martial pedagogue. Subservient to his eminence, Lord Shaka, "The Boers approach!", wails a herald, I gather men of valiant hue; "say goodbye 2 ur wives nd children, march 2 d 'Sangoma' in a queue, The warlock conjures some elixir, his incantation's a melodic aria; we guzzle d potions in gritty bliss, i hand my spear 2 my carrier, We stride forth to defend our kraals, our belligerent eyes on fire; the huguenots are caught in ambush, as we charge at dem wit ire, My archers release the arrows, nd some enemies are felled; i clutch my talisman wit delight, nd my dignity's upheld, Our white foes unleash their muskets, as some sputtering gunnery follow; but the cannonade is vain, for we stil advance sans sorrow, "could dis be a dream?", they wonder, "or some bantu voodoo's work?"; "keep firing d bushmen!", one orders, "or we run outta luck!", Their arsenal's expended, they drop their guns nd flee; we chase nd capture d leader, nd leave every other free, Drag him back 2 my cheering kin, He cries nd begs for Freedom; his neck is set, I raise my axe, "Long Live d ZULU Kingdom!!!" |
| Romance › Re: At This Age And Still A Virgin? by ceejayluv(m): 9:19pm On Feb 11, 2012 |
I will excuse cos you're a lady. If you were to be a man you would inadvertently be labelling urself a s.exually-impaired i.diot. I have dated a spectrum of gals, 2 were V's. U remind me of them. I didn't mind as long as we exchanged , Ermm, Oral treats. And when i needed to enter the place, Well,, technically i wasn't cheating. I respect ur opinion though. I can decide not to learn to drive till i buy my own car, Its a free world!! (P.S, Beware Of Ritualists!!) |
| Romance › Re: Opening The Door For Ladies by ceejayluv(m): 8:53am On Feb 11, 2012 |
Gender equality? Dat reminds me, "PENTAGON TO PUT WOMEN CLOSER TO COMBAT" http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/02/pentagon-to-put-women-closer-to-combat/ |
| Politics › Re: Pib To Compel Oil Majors ( Shell, Mobil, Etc) To Establish Refineries by ceejayluv(m): 1:37pm On Feb 10, 2012 |
ekt_bear:of course we can force them! We can also force them to stop gas flaring, to clean up all areas polluted by spillage, We make the rules and they must obey! |
| Politics › Re: Dora Akunyili Asks Inec To Declare Her Winner In Anambra Central Sen. Zone by ceejayluv(m): 6:56pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
She should focus on 2014 gubernatorial polls, |
| Family › Re: Will You Buy A Toy Gun For Your Child? by ceejayluv(m): 3:22pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Why not? I grew up playing wit various types of toy guns ranging from light pellet shooters to water jet pistols. Of course i would luv 2 play "war" games wit my wife and kids and also virual interactive shooting games. I wil state the dangers of real weapons 2 my kids clearly and be careful not to allow them access to a real gun (if i got 1). Boys wil be boys. |
| Politics › Re: House Of Reps Probe On The Management Of Fuel Subsidy - Live by ceejayluv(m): 12:55pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
"some Marketers were given allocations despite not being registered with the scheme" |
| Politics › Re: House Of Reps Probe On The Management Of Fuel Subsidy - Live by ceejayluv(m): 12:51pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
In 2011- 90,000 MT, 12 billion naira, In 2010- 75,000 MT, 4 billion naira. I hail |
| Politics › Re: House Of Reps Probe On The Management Of Fuel Subsidy - Live by ceejayluv(m): 12:46pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
The dude is stuttering, |
| Politics › Re: Who Doesn’t Wish Obasanjo Back As President? by ceejayluv(m): 12:36pm On Feb 07, 2012 |
For wetin?!! To bring back the do-or-die style of politricks? Or to pump anoda billions of dollars in power sector and end up wit 3000 MW?, He had his good sides though, but its forward ever!! |
| Politics › Re: Rochas Has Done It Again As Imo Councils Get N27b For Capital Projects by ceejayluv(m): 10:11am On Feb 06, 2012 |
He's doing well, I'm a witness, All the TC chairmen were constrained to open 2 accounts each. One for salaries and the other for LG projects. The projects account is a joint one wit d state gov. Thats where d bulk of the 27billion wil come from. |
| Romance › Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by ceejayluv(m): 6:12pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
Mrs Chima , (with all due respect) |
| Crime › Re: 18-year Old Blessing John Sold Her Baby For N20,000 In Suleja by ceejayluv(m): 12:36pm On Feb 05, 2012 |
Rhino.4dm:F.OOL!!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Is 'football Betting' An Online Opportunity Based On Luck? by ceejayluv(m): 10:30am On Feb 05, 2012 |
Its Biz for d site owners and Luck for d 'stakers', You can as well play Lotto or Pool. |
| Education › Re: The State Of The English Language In Nigeria by ceejayluv(m): 9:30am On Feb 05, 2012 |
babeface3:Davvero. Sei Molto Bravo. |
| Politics › Re: Youwin Winners To Access Funds Within 72 Days by ceejayluv(m): 12:39pm On Feb 04, 2012 |
NOI said "within 72 hours after announcement of winners" , NOT 72 Days oo, Get ur facts right! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Giving My Firstfruit This Sunday - So Exciting! by ceejayluv(m): 10:11am On Feb 04, 2012 |
1st fruit Ko, Last Supper Ni, |
| Romance › Re: Where Are The Handsome Men On Nairaland? by ceejayluv(m): 4:37pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Hey, i go soon delete am ooo , DELETED, |
| Politics › Re: Return Our Arms - Militants To Fg by ceejayluv(m): 2:29pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
Dunno who's dumber, These ex-militants wit their daft demand or Those belligerent Egyptian protesters who are blaming the Police 4 "not handling the football fans' clash properly"! |
| Education › Re: 5 Dead In Moshood Abiola Polythecnic Cult Clash by ceejayluv(m): 2:00pm On Feb 03, 2012 |
So sad dat AirLords still allow miscreants and trouble makers to infiltrate their ranks, This scenario is sooo Old skool! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Ever Seen An Angel Before? by ceejayluv(m): 9:13pm On Feb 02, 2012 |
Has anyone seen a succubus before? |
| Politics › Re: “we Pay Police To Kill Police, N500,000 Per Head” – Boko Haram by ceejayluv(m): 7:17pm On Feb 01, 2012 |
Propaganda |
| Politics › Re: Female Bomber Arrested In Abuja by ceejayluv(m): 7:54pm On Jan 31, 2012 |
babaowo: babaowo:She may be a Lesbee, Who knows? |
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