₦airaland Forum

Just downloaded the constitution app... E try sha.. At least for quick references and enlightenment

kayjegs: What kind of PhD in America drives a cab? If you talk of just graduates or maybe Masters, you may be right. But for a PhD holder to be driving Cab in the US especially under this particular circumstance, it is not possible. Except if he just wants to do it.

It's possible... Especially non-US trained PhD holders...

Don't have the link now but I know that Nigerian cabbies in Ireland are the most educated. (masters and PhD)

malele: Seriously I don't know how else to talk to my igbo brodas.
How can we go outside ur house and feel comfortable in someone else house with the current structure on ground in 9ja.
Go to north , southwest (lekki) you see them building all sort of mansion while dey have nothing at home.
Seriously we have to start thinking o

there's nothing wrong with having properties anywhere in the world as long as you are legally allowed to... you all screaming "come back home" as if people don't get robbed or killed even in their own village...

m-ployer:
God have mercy

Mercy on who?

Undecided on which candidate you’re
voting for this election? Chris Rock
thinks pretty highly of one particular
candidate — Barry Obama. During a
two-minute spot on Jimmy Kimmel
Live, the comedian lists all the reasons
to vote for the “whitest” candidate.

Watch...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDxOSjgl5Z4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

if there's a way to run a pre-natal paternity test, I'll do it....

Damitism: Only a dullard(man) will trust a lady these days. I will do it even at d child's 3 month old birthday so i won't spend much on a bastard.

O man, you harsh ooo....

Am I the only one that got a semi-ere.ction from this? ( bros IK, no vex)

a1solution: That one nor fit happen Nigeria!!!

Is naija now devoid of inc.est??

I strongly believe in zodiac love match... . I have been checking zodiac compatibility of me and previous girlfriends... It's been amazingly accurate... When I broke up with my Leo chic, I checked and saw it wasn't advisable to date her cos Leo has a strong character that will overshadow mine ( Pisces).. That was true. Can't mention all the instances of where I've found ZLM accurate but it works...

chegbe1104: Please can somebody remind me the population of this country??Abi they mean all over Africa?

Please read the post

Read the article, for Bleep's sake.....

Alore: - The

Instead of posting above lousy comments, why don't you think a little deeper and look around to see the ripple effect of such company on Nigerian economy:
- Huawei, Ericsson, ZTE, CNSSL, etc are big companies that maintain various network infrastructures for MTN, who do you think indirectly gives employment to the staff of these companies?
- With over 9,000 base stations, who pays some of your cronies, relatives and uncles who supply diesel to fuel these generators and do maintenance on the ACs, masts, generators, etc
- Do you know how many mouths that walk-in centres, connect stores, recharge cards sales outlets, feed daily because they do business directly with MTN?
- What of security guards in all the base stations and offices, drivers, cleaners, facility maintenance guys, the IT companies that maintain systems and network stuff for the company added staff because a company like MTN demand their services.
- need I tell you about MTN Foundation that are staffed by ordinary Nigerians like you and me, but are solely involved in providing Corporate Social Responsibilities to support government efforts in health-care, education, entertainment, social rehabilitation.
Guys, let's appreciate good things. MTN has done far far good things for this nation than even many of our government parastatals have done for their constituencies. If MTN disappears from naija today. Omo, na chaos be that oh. Pls appreciate what is good.

Abeg lecture dem mugus....

virtuoso01: Thats not true.I can vividly remember these Hurricanes sometime back:

Hurricane Andrew
Hurricane Ivan
Hurricane Mitch


You can google them and see.

Hurricane Isaac too

Built2last: All these happening is just a pointer that the end is very near. I simpathise with all affected.
i just wonder why all hurricanes are named after women

May this so called "End Time" come make I hear word jor....

Kool!, I have been expecting a parody of gangnam style from Naija...

The girl should accept to be cheated on..... Shikena!

safarigirl: Www.nairaland.com, first site I visit 98% of the time. Recently got hooked on www.Literotica.com, a site that provides free reads, lots of interesting stories there. Then there's www.yahoomail.com for obvious reasons, tubidy.com, when I want to get songs, and then Google, for info

Hmm ....literotica. Back in the day , "St. James" was my favourite erotic poet.

fellis: Facebook

www.cracked.com

www.listverse.com

www.yahoomail.com

www.google.com

www.tvtropes.org

www.the-editing-room.com

www.basicinstructions.net

and then last and probably least;

www.nairaland.com

Glad to see my fellow CRACKED addict!!

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YouTube
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Check mail and sundry Google searches

dabigwalls: The potency of that name is never lost, however used Bro. Where is the 'Christ' in your own suggestion? You know how many 'Jesuses' dey Brazil?

Meanwhile God does not joy in the death of sinners but in their salvation. So even if they were sinners in that plane, it still holds no joy whether they are politicians or not. Some good people have still yet to de.

No mind am... As if satan logs into nairaland or something...

plaetton: It would help to remove religion from the primary and junior secondary school curriculum, and make it only an option in senior secondary school in the form of comparative religious studies, where every major religion is equally studied.

Awesome! Why haven't I thought of this before?

dridowu: WHO IS JIM IYKE ?

He's Google's friend, ask him......

Guilty as hell.... If I "forget" to call for a long time and stumble upon the number later, I humbly delete it...

MAIDUGURI (AFP) – Nigerian
authorities said Friday they had
arrested an alleged high-profile
member of Islamist extremist
group Boko Haram at the home
of a senator in the violence-torn
Nigerian city of Maiduguri.
The statement from a military
task force in Maiduguri did not
name the senator and provided
few other details. There have
been allegations of links
between elements of Boko
Haram and local politicians in
the past.
“A high-profile Boko Haram
commander, one Shuaibu
Mohammed Bama, who has
been on the list of wanted
terrorists … was arrested by task
force troops in a serving
senator’s house …,” the
statement said of the arrest on
Thursday.
“He is in the custody of the (task
force) and assisting in the
investigation and has since
made startling revelations.”
In November 2011, Nigerian
secret police said they had
arrested an alleged Boko Haram
spokesman with ties to a
member of parliament. The
alleged links however appeared
to involve local politics in
Nigeria’s northeast.
Nigerian authorities frequently
exaggerate their efforts in
arresting or cracking down on
Boko Haram, which has carried
out scores of bombings and
shootings.
Violence linked to Boko Haram’s
insurgency in northern and
central Nigeria, including killings
by security forces, is believed to
have left more than 2,800
people dead since 2009.

www.vanguardngr.com/2012/10/high-profile-boko-haram-member-arrested-at-senators-home/

Harpesin: Hardcore truth........try to confirm this on your own,go to your villa and count how many homes have SS patient compare to cities.... I stayed in the village for over 10years b4 coming to Lagos to hussle, all my years in the villa i only know of a boi wen i was in primary school who happened to be SS after that till i left that villa i did not see such again....this genotype of a thing does not exist or common in the villa, you see whom you love and you go ahead with the processing ....though i met mine in Lagos.....this SS of a thing is common with rich and its only God that knows while....Local herbs and roots will automatically turn the child to AA in the villa but in the city na una sabi ao una take dey gett am ooo.....I turst my brothers from Eastern part their mama go don arrange wife keep for them once they go home during xmas the next thing na to bring Chidinma to Lagos they dont consult any doctor to check for them if the genotype is dis or dat.....Am not saying its not real but not common as people are clamouring it and it has nothing to do with marriage if your faith in God is firm.......

For the records... This is the most ignorant post I've ever read on nl...

Shout out to my ANDROID fellas!!!

Abujafood: ESUT is notorious for producing half baked graduates!

ALL NIGERIAN PUBLIC UNIVERSITIES PRODUCE HALF-BAKED GRADUATES.....

2:07PM He surpassed the sound
speed!
2:06PM I'm freaking out right now.
2:04PM OMG. Door is open. What a
view. He's doing it! Releasing the
seatbelt now. He's breathing hard.


www.m.gizmodo.com/5951563/first-human-supersonic-space-jump-live-coverage

all times in EDT...
1:59PM His suit is pressurized and
the cabin is depressurizing.
1:56PM Seat is in position, he's
depressurizing the capsule and
pressurizing the suit.
1:52PM My blood pressure is rising.
This is crazy.
1:47PM Wow. 127,000 feet now!
1:44PM We are approaching float
point, past the 122,000-foot mark and
still ascending. Mission control
confirms JUMP IS GO . This is great.
1:37PM The capsule is slowing down
now, as the pressure between the
atmosphere and the helium inside the
blog equalizes.
1:36PM The highest manned ballon
flight was set by Lieutenant
Commander Victor A. Prather Jr. and
US Navy Reserve Captain Malcolm D.
Ross, who climbed up to 113,740 feet
in May 4, 1961. Prather died after
returning from that flight, drowning in
the Gulf of Mexico: his spacesuit
flooded, and he drowned before the
Navy could rescue him. Ross survived.

www.m.gizmodo.com/5951563/first-human-supersonic-space-jump-live-coverage

^^Speed of sound, dude..

There's some trouble. Felix's faceplate
is not heating up properly. He doesn't
feel the heat, he told mission control.
The light of the faceplate heating pack
is on, however. The faceplate heating
prevents the visor from getting foggy,
which is obviously essential for Felix to
see properly.


www.m.gizmodo.com/5951563/first-human-supersonic-space-jump-live-coverage