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Science/TechnologyRe: WATCH: Stratosphere Skydive by ceejayluv(m): 6:32pm On Oct 14, 2012
I'm following it keenly.... He's got a Lil problem with the suit heating right now....
CrimeRe: Man Caught With Dead Baby In Suitcase In Abuja ! by ceejayluv(m): 5:12pm On Sep 16, 2012
davies123: Its not manipulated.I'm a professional webdesigner and I can tell u its for real
yeah , i just improved the image quality and reloaded. it's real . pathetic .

@ berem, oya na go give testimony say you don buy (or rather, dem buy you) bb at last.
CrimeRe: Man Caught With Dead Baby In Suitcase In Abuja ! by ceejayluv(m): 3:37pm On Sep 16, 2012
dunno if it's my phone , but those pics look kinda manipulated ...
CelebritiesRe: Neil Armstrong's Remains Buried At Sea. by ceejayluv(m): 10:33am On Sep 16, 2012
Creative mind: brother, yuri gagarin was a russian dog to first land on the moon, not man.
the first dog in space was a Russian dog named Laika.
Nairaland GeneralRe: World's Tallest Dog ZEUS. 7-foot Tall And Weighs 70kg. (pics) by ceejayluv(m): 8:03pm On Sep 14, 2012
Clemzy16: Can't you guys read the handwriting on the wall. That dog is obviously a statue. It's not real. You'll agree with me with the position of it's legs. A dog cannot grow that tall.
yeah, right .. Guinness folks are so daft as to award a statue ?
TravelRe: Main Reasons Many Are Refused Visas by ceejayluv(m): 3:05pm On Sep 13, 2012
i wouldn't mind a response to my question above.
TravelRe: Main Reasons Many Are Refused Visas by ceejayluv(m): 8:59pm On Sep 12, 2012
Im an NYSC member and about to apply for a family visit visa . in your opinion , is my being a corps member a plausible "TIE "?
FamilyRe: How Do I Deal With An Annoying Father-in-law ? by ceejayluv(m): 5:57pm On Sep 08, 2012
i don't think portraying the husband as a weakling is fair to him. he has his temperament. it wont be wise for him to confront his dad as some of you are insinuating. it has to be done diplomatically.
FashionRe: Girls Uses Indomie To Style Hair!! [pic] by ceejayluv(m): 9:48am On Sep 08, 2012
Progressive!! Let's appreciate the ingenuity, no matter how bizarre....
RomanceRe: When A Girl Is 30+...and Still Single. by ceejayluv(m): 4:34pm On Sep 05, 2012
correction .... A 30-year old is no "girl"...
PoliticsRe: 300 Taxis To Replace 'Okadas' In Bayelsa State by ceejayluv(m): 10:28pm On Sep 01, 2012
doctokwus: Can't help but wonder if Bayelsa can ever produce one intelligent person of note.GEJ,Dickson,Alamasiegha,boyloaf,tompolo;these are all visionless,brainless pple,what a state!
And don't forget SYLVA....
RomanceRe: Why Are You Still Single? (please Choose) by ceejayluv(m): 2:40pm On Aug 27, 2012
She's not yet born....
Christianity EtcRe: Praying For Your Enemies To Die, Is It Right Or Wrong? by ceejayluv(m): 8:20pm On Aug 26, 2012
If you are my enemy, then i'm your enemy too... If God answers.such prayers then everyone 4 don die by now....
CelebritiesRe: Why Do Nigerian Guys Dislike Wizkid? Candid Opinion Needed!!! by ceejayluv(m): 5:32pm On Jun 20, 2012
"my money & your money no be mate"... Thats a direct swipe at the listener...
PetsRe: Is Dog Breeding Business Lucrative In Nigeria by ceejayluv(m): 8:15pm On Jun 11, 2012
Anybodi got a Golden retriever pup?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Broke People Say by ceejayluv(m): 7:10pm On Jun 11, 2012
Why is dis topic comin nw dat im soooo broke, even my "mind check" bounced!!?

1. If u believe, u can achieve.
2. As far as there's life, there's hope.
3. This is my year of breakthrough.
4. I think i'm havin a spiritual problem.
5. I go make am.
6. My enemies no go see my back.
E.t.c
NYSCRe: Ex corpers now in the real world. Welcome guys. Whats next? by ceejayluv(m): 5:15pm On Jun 11, 2012
Precisely 95,000....
TravelRe: Aero Contractor Plane Misses Runway At Uyo Airport by ceejayluv(m): 9:00am On Jun 07, 2012
1025: i said it the other time and nobody believed me. fani kayode told us that cultists were responsible for the air mis-harps in nigeria before because they were blood thirsty.
my mind is telling me that these guys are back. pdp is a cult and they must need blood every day. let us watch out for this issue. we must stop pdp or face these things again.
even if 10 plane crashes happen, the blood gotten will not be more than that from road accidents in 6 months. Quit the ignorant rant pls.
TravelRe: Aero Contractor Plane Misses Runway At Uyo Airport by ceejayluv(m): 7:58am On Jun 07, 2012
At last, an enlightened one...
TravelRe: Aero Contractor Plane Misses Runway At Uyo Airport by ceejayluv(m): 7:25am On Jun 07, 2012
kenjudy: “Now as they were eating, Jesus took bread, and blessed, and broke it, and gave it to the disciples and said, "Take, eat; this is my body." And he took a cup, and when he had given thanks he gave it to them, saying, "Drink of it, all of you; for this is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins. I tell you I shall not drink again of this fruit of the vine until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom.” ~Matthew 26:26-29

“So Jesus said to them, "Truly, truly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of man and drink his blood, you have no life in you; he who eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day. For my flesh is food indeed, and my blood is drink indeed. He who eats my flesh and drinks my blood abides in me, and I in him.” ~John 6:53-56

“The cup of blessing which we bless, is it not a participation in the blood of Christ? The bread which we break, is it not a participation in the body of Christ? ~1 Corinthians 10:16

“For as often as you eat this bread and drink the cup, you proclaim the Lord's death until he comes. Whoever, therefore, eats the bread or drinks the cup of the Lord in an unworthy manner will be guilty of profaning the body and blood of the Lord. Let a man examine himself, and so eat of the bread and drink of the cup. For any one who eats and drinks without discerning the body eats and drinks judgment upon himself. That is why many of you are weak and ill, and some have died”. ~1 Corinthians 11:26:30
OFF POINT!!
Christianity EtcRe: Do Human Clones Have Souls? by ceejayluv(m): 8:26pm On Jun 06, 2012
Logic Mind: That is the exact process used to create dolly the sheep.

This is the process being used to create a lot of the cloned beef americans are eating today.
and don't 4get Eve, d 1st cloned human in 2002.
Nairaland GeneralRe: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ceejayluv(m): 7:24pm On Jun 02, 2012
When ur car gets stolen a day after ur insurance expires...
PoliticsRe: Rauf Aregbesola Wants Abiola Listed As One Of Nigeria's Ex- Presidents by ceejayluv(m): 8:29am On May 31, 2012
olaheavy: Certain Yoruba nairalanders are pathetic 'omo ale' (bastards). You're all idiotic cowards as the Igbo cannibals always refer to you. Shame on all of you oloriburuku, olosi. Why must you join the Igbos in their show of lunacy? Yeah, so they don't start calling you 'Yoruba' or whatever derogatory insults those human-flesh-eaters from the accursed East are won't to call you. Shame on you, fools!

@the scum-of-the-earth Igbos, I know you guys to be self-centered, evil and jealous. You hate us with a passion, yet majority of Igbo population anywhere in the world has always lived in Yorubaland. I'm not talking about Lagos State alone -- I mean, you cannibals are ubiquitous in Yorubaland. You yinminrin Igbos are like the annoying cockroaches - you're everywhere! Okay, why do you 'enjoy' residing in the midst of us Yoruba when you always hate on us, oppose us, backstab us and compete unfairly with us? I think you can't answer these questions honourably without interjecting that your sorry-ass retort: 'what happens to one Nigeria?' Or, as you shamelessly like to put up a feeble defence: 'as 'citizens' of Nigeria we can live anywhere we choose.' Shame on you aj'okuta ma mumi! The idiotic protest at the MAU was championed and orchestrated by Igbo bastard kids. Ever since the Hausa/Fulani killers railed on you and massacred thousands of you yinminrin infidels our Western region has continued to witness mass influx of the Igbo refugee/evacuees. But, I got a bad news for you, we Yoruba will soon descend on you Igbo cannibals to maim, crush and massacre you wimps in your millions unless you begin to leave our lands now. Igbo maggots, f.uck the hell out of the Yorubaland and back to your caves in the accursed Bight of Biafra! Re.tarded assholes!
you seriously need to ged laid... Konji bad ooooo
CelebritiesRe: P Square - Why We Bought Private Jet by ceejayluv(m): 9:31am On May 29, 2012
TRADEMARK: I can't fathom how people could believe this,its called Publicity stunt,they have to do this to garner enough attention to themselves.they are having problems collecting awards cos they would rather sample unpopular songs and tune it to their Ibotic style,the twins lack originalty.You begin to wonder how the other A-list artistes,2face,Dbanj made so much success in Award and recognition in Europe and the U.S with BET,MOBO and MTV Europe award.even newbie wizkid has dazzled everyone winning the highly rated MOBO and nominated for BET just after one album.All what the Okoye twins could boast of is the award of Best duo,who else would have won that other than them.What i discovered is that the Ibo music audience are gullible and 'muguish' when it comes to their artistes,they can swallow anything,its working for them prolly cos they got a huge stake at Alaba,apart from P-square,all others are mediocres,only living on Hypes.Flavour(M.sc Remix,J-martins,Wizboy and the rest)they are not it at all,thats the fact,just quit the hype.I understand why they constantly envy the Yorubas.we are too much for you joor..Res Ipsa Loquitor(The fact speaks for itself).and Mr Jude,go and employ and english Teacher for you and your brothers,you hearhuh
oh come on!!... That was damn immature!
FamilyRe: Her Husband Lied About His Job by ceejayluv(m): 5:58pm On May 27, 2012
@OP Its sad.
Dis reminds me of my aunt's hubby... Dis guy did not only deceive his in-laws but also duped his brother-in-law. For his FIL's burial, he pledged some cash but gave jack s.hit! Heck, he even sold the cows that were donated for the burial... Boys are nt smiling!
HealthRe: Advantages Of Being A Skinny Girl / Skinny Girls Club by ceejayluv(m): 5:22pm On May 26, 2012
Reminds me of my gf... Very portable
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Thinks Mark Zuckerberg's Wedding Was Cheap by ceejayluv(m): 7:56pm On May 25, 2012
LINDA!! U r nothing but a gossip-mongering dick-riding gold-digging s.perm-gargling blog-scribbling ......... *Make i stop there*
CelebritiesRe: Is Mark Zuckerberg's Wife's Wedding Ring Too Cheap? by ceejayluv(m): 3:46pm On May 25, 2012
She wears a $25,000 ring but will live in a multi-million dollar mansion... Thats fair enuf IMO
PoliticsRe: Jega, INEC boss, Escapes Mob Attack In Jigawa by ceejayluv(m): 8:44am On May 20, 2012
The funny part is that Buhari expects me to ever vote him in an election... Thats hilarious!
PoliticsRe: Electricity Consumers To Get Free Prepaid Meters by ceejayluv(m): 7:21am On May 19, 2012
I've bn using the prepaid meter 4 over a year nw. Monthly consumption is roughly 400 naira at 8.50naira per kwh. If the tarriff is increased to say 15 naira/kwh and supply improves significantly, i may pay like 1500-2000 naira a month which is way cheaper than using Gen.
Car TalkRe: Honda Creates A Butt-steered Cycle by ceejayluv(m): 12:17pm On May 18, 2012
Thats it, i'm leaving Africa!

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