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PoliticsRe: I’m Slow To Avoid Mistakes - Gej by ceejayluv(m): 12:46pm On Jan 02, 2012
Make una free dis man abeg, There has been subsidy for years now yet our refineries are comatose and the standard of living of the masses dwindled consistently. 25% of budget for subsidy is 4kin 2 much!!! Let's adjust our lifestyle to suit the times. GEJ was not the person that squandered our chances of development in the 70's through 90's - the same period that China gradually transformed to a World Power. The reasons behind the subsidy removal are so lucid, i believe even an Eediot should understand! When China introduced the one-child policy, it seemed harsh but it was for their own economic benefit. Apart from fuel subsidy removal, there are other radical policies needed in this country to move forward. Already Vision 2020 is NOT realisable because we have been sticking to the status quo.
Let's all bear this together, O my compatriots. NO PAIN, NO GAIN!!
PoliticsRe: FG Set For Mass Recruitment Into Security Agencies by ceejayluv(m): 11:56am On Jan 02, 2012
I don tire 4 dis Naija. So, out of 320,000 about 30% are Ghosts. That means there are more Youth Corp members than cops!
PoliticsRe: Fuel Subsidy Withdrawal: Nlc And Tuc Mobilizes For Street Demonstrations by ceejayluv(m): 10:45am On Jan 02, 2012
Make una calm down ooo, Fuel subsidy removal aint worth dying for,
We should be pressurising the govt for improved power, transport, educational and health infrastructure, Those will benefit us more than having cheap fuel.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Subsidy Removed - Full Transcript Of Press Release From The Pppra by ceejayluv(m): 9:01pm On Jan 01, 2012
We've just gotta bear it , folks, Get a bicycle or something, Just improvise cos No pain, No gain,
Okonjo-Iweala & Sanusi with their intellect, exposure and strong technocratic background cannot support policies that will not benefit Nigerians economically in the medium-to-long run. Fuel subsidy is not worth dying for.
PoliticsRe: List Of Political Jargons That Should Be Outdated In Nigeria! by ceejayluv(m): 4:36pm On Dec 31, 2011
1.Senator one-thing one-thing has empowered 5000 widows,
2. , If the bill is signed , 1 million jobs will be created,
3. With our abundant resources, we have the potential of ,
4. Vision 2020,
5. State-of-the-art medical facilities (not even an MRI scanner among them)
CrimeRe: Police Parade Fake Pastor In Nsukka by ceejayluv(m): 8:29pm On Dec 30, 2011
When i talk now, they will say i am not a believer. Our economy is crappy! There will always be poverty as long as our government has no concrete plans, - prayers, fasting and whaterver cannot solve the problem.
CrimeRe: 2 Men Caught With Human Head In The Southwest State Of Osun,osogbo by ceejayluv(m): 5:07pm On Dec 24, 2011
@ all tribalistic cretins --Such things happen all over the country,
CrimeRe: 2 Men Docked For Desecrating Man by ceejayluv(m): 4:50pm On Dec 24, 2011
Hey guyz,  No need to tribalize this issue,  Yemisi Ilesanmi and dat bloody fairy that married a clergyman in europe are not ibos,  Its a national issue.!
RomanceRe: Is It Compulsory For A Married Woman To Take On Her Husband's Surname? by ceejayluv(m): 1:52pm On Dec 24, 2011
The Question smacks of iconoclastic feminism! Of course there are cases where the change of surname will not be convenient for the lady, but that has to be agreed between the partners. Its clearly not a big social issue. What if i asked if it was cumpolsory for the man to work and provide for the familyhuh!!
PoliticsRe: Retain Subsidy And Perish- Sanusi by ceejayluv(m): 11:21am On Dec 24, 2011
PHIPEX:
Am not in support of the excess life style of thesame people that are telling us to endure this "hardship" for a better tomorrow but I also don't think that the removal of this subsidy will lead to our death. Even while we had the subsidy, the price of this same article was increased for more 500% btw 1999 and 2007 yet we all survived. Ordinarily the best thing would hv been to put the refinaries in order first but that will be like asking the Obasanjo's administration to put NITEL in order before introducing GSM due to its higher cost. From the moment I started following petro-politics in Nigeria, repairing of refinaries has always been in the news yet no solution in sight how do we then think that the solution will come now with the likes of OBJ and others that feed fat on its inefficiencies still very much alive? As far as am concerned it may be in our best interest in the long run if this evil called subsidy is taken away once and forall cos even if its retained it will not stop them from increasing the pump price for more than 200% btw now and 2015. remember that the question noe is increasing it for about 100%.
Very well-stated,  If only we can have more logical minds like you and i. We are already far worse than Greece!  Removal of the damn subsidy is a great solution, so also is fiscal federalism. NASS and Executive allowances should be reduced by 70% as well.  Surely we are not going to die if the subsidy is removed.  We should be campaigning for power improvement - this will have a better economic impact than getting cheap fuel.
EducationRe: 44 Million Nigerians Can't Read ? by ceejayluv(m): 10:47am On Dec 24, 2011
1 out of 4 Nigerians is illiterate? Of course its believable, An illiterate cannot even read and write his mother tongue. We are better off than Sudan where 3 out of 4 are illiterate!
EducationRe: United Kingdom Blacklists Nigerian Universities by ceejayluv(m): 9:15pm On Dec 21, 2011
Calm down, peeps.! The Nigerian UNI System is F-U*C:K*E*D!!, no doubt about that. The Brits are even pitying us by allowing any nigerian medical graduate at all, They just select d smartest of them (smartness is not acquired in the uni) Its all part of the brain drain.
If it weren't for government policies, IOC's in Nigeria would never hire any naija Engineering graduate, !! Its the Reality. Uni Education is not by theory alone. There are cases of Youth Corpers that cannot fill forms, thats a collective shame! None of our unis is even among the top 1000 on the globe! UNILAG is but a local Champion, Imo
RomanceRe: Describe Your "ex" Using A Movie Or Tv Show Title by ceejayluv(m): 8:42pm On Dec 21, 2011
domitila!
PoliticsRe: Occupy Lekki: Lekki Toll Gate Protest-update by ceejayluv(m): 9:03am On Dec 19, 2011
2AMLasgidi:
Even in Malaysia you can find more than 6 toll gates in a road of about 100km and it just one "ringit: which is just N50 Nigerian Currency, so what we talking about? The confussionist shoud just brace up for the New Reality towards a better road Infrastructure,  I am tired of Pot hole ridden roads. Do you know how much it costs to buy a Shock Absorber now
Abeg tell dem ooo,
We wan be like Yankee but we no wan pay d dues. Kate Henshaw just wan show herself, dem no get toll gates for her hubby country?

Even if it was 20 bucks, Nigerians will stil complain.
PoliticsRe: Occupy Lekki: Lekki Toll Gate Protest-update by ceejayluv(m): 10:36am On Dec 18, 2011
Diligence:
There was stakeholders' meeting involving all parties - so why the hullabaloo!

What we need do is to approach the state govt for certain compromise (reduction) on the levies, but to even think that this awesome PPP initiative shld not see the light of day, is per se, brutish.

Govt is not run by protests and the good work u hv seen shld not be discouraged - in fact that Lekki road upgrade, denied other parts of lagos, some form of development and that the govt delayed collection of tolls, is understandable, but to say emphatic 'no' to getting their refund, is crass stupidity.

Sometimes, when u think like a sucking baby, also think like a breastfeeding mother!

U're free to protest, but rem u can't eat your cake and hv it back!
u're right!
Tolling don start be say e don start. Take the alternative route if u no wan pay, Simple!
PoliticsRe: Why Fuel Subsidy Must Go Now, By Jonathan by ceejayluv(m): 9:35am On Dec 18, 2011
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I don't know why we don't just get it. Government has given up on refining. It has acknowledged it can't do it and I appreciate the honesty. Look through the records. at the wanton mismanagement of maintenance since they were built in the seventies and eighties. They cannot do it, why force them. Why not leave the creation and running of industries in the hand of those with vested interest and proven competencies. With the exception of vandalism related stoppages SPDC churns out crude day and night like clockwork. You can imagine if NAPIMS was exploiting all our oil, we will be in a mess. GSM tarriffs are more expensive than NITEL was but who can honestly wish to return to those days. Deregulation is needed. Niger republic that buys bootleg kero is poorer than Nigeria and I can't think of any social umbrella they have. Let's reconsider and support deregulation.

We can demand anti-corruption, border control and job creation but what we should not do is to throw our money away and mortgage our lives and our valuable natural resources.
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BuLL'S EYE!!
You've said it all!
We cant move forward without radical economic policies.
As it was done in the telecoms sector, so shall it be in the power and downstream sectors!
As 4 me, i don buy bicycle keep first, No time!
RomanceRe: Desperate To Find A Husband,is It Normal To Feel This Way? by ceejayluv(m): 9:37pm On Dec 17, 2011
I can see some dudes have turned to emergency suitors here on NL, Una wan chop Canadian dollars abi?, Una neva start!!
PoliticsRe: Imo Has Over 7.8 Trillion Scf Gas Reserves by ceejayluv(m): 9:17am On Dec 17, 2011
Story! Tap the gas make we see nw. What happened to the 2009 deadline to stop gas flaring? What happened to the PIB? What happened to Brass LNG?
I wish well for my beloved state but we need actions not words. (kudos to Owelle Rochas. He's a true demagogue!)
RomanceRe: Why Do Very Smart (intellectual) People Suck In Romance? by ceejayluv(m): 6:08pm On Dec 16, 2011
Godman_n:
Honestly, you cannot be intelligent. Intelligent guys knows how to question their own intelligent, because the more you know, the more you find out that you do not know.

Knowledge s limitless. For you to conclude that you know enough means you are seeing a limit to knowledge which is the very attribute of unintelligent minds. Maybe your are fortunate with your average brain to have grabs those stuff that is presently blowing your head. I've never seen Albert Eisenstein call himself an intelligent man; but I have seen his works on the sciences; I have read his philosophical opinions; his political statements are masterpiece; meaning his is a truly intelligent mind.

Intelligent minds excel in all fields, because it is same brain that is involved.
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Resorting to taking swipes is totally uncalled for. Its either you did not understand what i wrote or you are trying to show your belligerent self. I never bragged that i am super INTELLIGENT or a GENIUS. I used the word 'nerd'- emphasising on the socially challenged side of being one. Nerds are intelligent but not all intelligent people are nerds . Go back and read my post again. If this were to be a comprehension exam, You would have earned a straight F9!]
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Christianity EtcRe: Latest Important Prophecy By Prophet TB Joshua- Part I by ceejayluv(m): 2:38am On Dec 16, 2011
The world's gonna end in a nuclear Armaggeddon,
No fear! Its not going to b in this generation.
RomanceRe: Why Do Very Smart (intellectual) People Suck In Romance? by ceejayluv(m): 12:17am On Dec 16, 2011
Lookin 4 a 'nerd'? Here's one! I'm not exactly a core nerd, ( at least not like Steve of Family Matters) i would say i'm a nerdy/cool hybrid- A liberal Geek! but i know what goes on in a nerd's mind.  We can be so logical to a fault. And yes, plotting to nail a chic is hardly in our priority list. (with hundreds of unsolved math puzzles and programming languages to master? There's no time for that!). In logic, its either 'true' or 'false', 1 or 0. If we manage to ask a gal out and she no gree, na so! We aint giving her a second shot. A nerd can miss a date cos of an IQ test!! As some1 rightly pointed out, we tend to b obsessive - Philip Emeagwali was so obsessed with his super computer research, he proposed to his girlfriend in the middle of a (supposedly scientific) discussion by saying "by the way, lets get Married",  , Bill Gates is a quintessential nerd. with all his billions, he didn't bother to go  outside his company to find a wife- im no wan stress himself!
Who else would sit down for months developing advanced social network algorithms just for fun if not for a downright nerd? In an interview, Mitchelle Obama admitted that Barack was so lame on their first date. Nerdy ambitions surely take a toll on the geek's social and romantic life.  Only a nerdy girl can understand and cope with a nerdy guy,
PoliticsRe: Same-SEX - FG Threathens To Jail U.S. Citizens by ceejayluv(m): 12:48am On Dec 15, 2011
Yeah, right, Ive heard enuf of dis, Sign the bill into law make person hear word joor!!! While its thru dat wat 2 deviants do in d bedroom is no 1's business, it doesnt mean they should be allowed to form coalitions. There r pple that become gay by induction- he/she gets molested by 1 perv at an early age, then grows to b a Proud-placard-carrying-rights-demanding-twisted mother Ef!
D West could as wel recognise say, Association of Crack Smokers!
We've gt oda pressing issues , And if David Mark in his wildest dreams thinks he has won the love of his die-hard critics like me, " im don march Aboki S/h*i-t!"
BusinessRe: PHCN Will Cease To Exist From 2012: Minister Of Power by ceejayluv(m): 8:47pm On Dec 13, 2011
Obviously, he means well. A seasoned technocrat, he has drawn all the plans to take us to our Power Eldorado. , He cant do it all alone, we all have to take part by supporting him and staging counter-protests against those selfish PHCN mafia. Ive always said it dat "if we neva get 50000 Mw, we neva start!" d cost of running an average-sized 5.5 HP generator for 6 hours a day is 225 Naira. Dats 6750 a month and about 80,000 a year! Multiply dat by millions of Gen users, both private and commercial, big and small. Add the cost of the gen and maintenance. Worst is we are importing both d fuel and the Gen! A colossal waste, A british man's nightmare! At 10 naira per KWh, one can use an AC for 12 hours a day for 30 days and it will cost just 270 Naira!
Carry go Nnaji!
FoodRe: Monopoly Products In The Nigerian Food Market by ceejayluv(m): 8:14pm On Dec 13, 2011
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Shows the paucity in entrepreneurship pervading the land. Outside oil the economy is one big franchaise. Buy and sell. And once a product locks in it easily burns competition. Have you noticed most of those products rarely undergo improvements. Good or bad they force them on us. Just imagine the circus of the LaCasera relaunch only to discover the change was a contoured bottle. Nigerians don't demand excellence so they don't get it.
Gbam!! Uve said it all . These guys r virtually givin us sh*t!
My father sent samples of 3 popular soap brands in Nigeria to a European manufacturer. After testing the samples, he replied and said he CANNOT produce such low quality soap in his country and his government will NOT allow him to export it and he will be in trouble if he tried that.
ProgrammingRe: How Do I Develop A Mobile Application? by ceejayluv(m): 7:40pm On Dec 13, 2011
U'll need to be a polyglot programmer, -u shud know Objective C (iOS), Java (Android), C# (windows phone), C/C++ (Blackberry OS), Download a sample app. Create a mobile site with a downloadable link app. Should get a database of all d addresses of restaurants. If possible get pictures of the interior of the restaurants, Get d Menu available in each restaurant.- no b beans oo , But its 100% possible.
FoodRe: Share Your Experience With Mai Shayi by ceejayluv(m): 6:02pm On Dec 12, 2011
Back then in boardin skl in FGC, lagos i actually used to scale d fence wit my guyz most times just to Savour the Masterpiece snack of Mai Shayi. It was a status symbol.
RomanceRe: Compliment And Toast A Girl With Your Professional Jargons by ceejayluv(m): 5:54pm On Dec 12, 2011
(mechanical engineer),
On sighting you, my neck and joints got stiffened like a Robot erroneously not programmed with inverse kinematics!
As you walked and wriggled ur waist, it sent shock waves to my heart which resonated with off-chart vibra-oscillations and noise disturbance of 200 decibels!
Not even Rankine's theory of failure can explain why my jaw bolts cringed and dropped as my elastic 'Nozzle' got actuated and strangely hardened beyond its permissible shear stress!!!
Girl, of all d Airbags ive seen, only d ones on ur chest actully seem to meet up 2 d International Automobile Safety standard, And i would gladly take u 4 a test drive!
ProgrammingRe: Android Developers 1 by ceejayluv(m): 11:36am On Dec 11, 2011
Not sure but i think d last time i tried opening a google account, its either i didn't see Nigeria in the country selection list or some other hitch, Will check again, thanks Bodinga
ProgrammingRe: Android Developers 1 by ceejayluv(m): 11:20am On Dec 11, 2011
Hi peeps, Finally found an Android thread, Though seems im kinda late!
Looks like most of ya r using Netbeans. I Downloaded Eclipse. Which is better? And does the android app market require a PayPal account too?
BusinessRe: What Resources Apart From Oil Contributes To 40% Of Our GDP? by ceejayluv(m): 9:15pm On Dec 10, 2011
Vision 20 2020 aint feasible anymore, Lets get d infrastructure down 1st, devise concrete economic policies, Then, we can aim for vision 40 2040!
PoliticsRe: Igbo In Jos Declare Seven-day Mourning For Ojukwu! by ceejayluv(m): 8:49pm On Dec 10, 2011
@ alj_harem, U've clearly showed ur level of enlightenment albeit retarded. Wel, u've gt freedom of speech, however nonsensical. Its nt ur fault u r unemployed- millions of oda naija youths are . Channel ur frustration somewhere else!

"Etoo dike na nke o mere-eme, O mekwa ozo!" - Ilu.
EventsRe: Lunar Eclispe Today 10th December by ceejayluv(m): 8:13pm On Dec 10, 2011
So, would we call this a hoax or wat?

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