NairaQueen:

See coincidence! Me sef na your brother I dey target

I know se you be gay finaly.. please stop bothering me I no be gay.

NairaQueen:

And stop sucking your dad's cock, ¡mbecile

Na your sister I dey target ..

NairaQueen:

Where did this deranged cock sucker come from?
Are you on drugs you mad man, who talk to you?

Stop eating your mother's pussy .

NairaQueen:

You seem insane oh
No, don't end it you broke ass niggar
People I know who really live abroad in this platform such as snowland, pastor lucrative,pastormisback,takeit2017, and others that really have cash don't task nonsense tasks before spending money on anyone on this platform
Audio 100k, you that Haven't eaten since morning
Stop making nonsense false promises, you have 100k to spare abi? Give it out
Rubbish

I can feed you and your family for 20 years without breaking a sweat. Send your account number now, Murder fuKer

DaddyCK:
DIRECT MESSAGE TO SIOFRA:

Siofra,,we clearly no u been readin this thread to get update ..unlokily for u, no male or female want u despite payin 100k.(NGN 100,000 naira)
Even the 5 main disable dudes on nairaland lookin for partner are not showin intarest:

1. Great0ne1 (deaf n Dumb nairalander who is a deaf bachelor )
2. akwesenana (deaf & almost dumb nairalander bachelor searchin for love on nairaland)
3 . Charx122 (deaf n dumb nairalander UBER driver who drives a Mazda)
4. Das1mama (another deaf n slightly dumb nairalander who runs a primary school)
5. AGreat0ne1 (blind nairalander & a proud owner of a nice bicycle)

Sadly we will have to end this so u can focus on finding love elsewere.... ((((THANK ME LATER))))

How did you know? I just add 3 more Mazda cars for my Uber business.
I'm still better than a thousand of you out together.

VeryWickedGoat:
Almost ripe for plucking.

You be wintch

wwwihy:
God Bless Incoming President Bola Tinubu

Ibori and Uduaghan are supporting APC

Trust Delta they go just chop Tinubu money ending not voting for him.. Warri no dey carry last.

ExAngel007:
This picture is going viral on social media. It shows a man in a black and white 1940s photo appearing to be speaking on a cell phone.

What makes the photo puzzling is that cellphones weren't invented until 1973 by Motorola but it didn’t go public where
people can actually purchase it for use until 1983.

Anyone have an explanation for it? Manipulated image, perhaps?

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/11/picture-of-a-man-speaking-on-a-cell-phone-in-the-1940s-goes-viral.html

First of all on which network? In the 1940s even Satellite where not cell phones ready so .
If he time travelled from the future to the past it still wouldn't fall in place .

So I debunk that picture.

DaddyCK:


so u sayin coookin,watching food program playing with female barbiedoll make u a man....corrřrrect?....-son we don't meannto sound rudes but u gonna end up marrying man & getting pregnant sir..amen!(no oofencse)

No worry soon you go soon they get hard on for your male friends if Rap music, and watching men runinng around the stadium with balls is turning you on .. You for talk since.

DaddyCK:


Oh, ok, son insted of watching real men program, rap music, action film, football...u prefer getting emotional & watch food cooking program & then cry when u see yor favourite Man chef....corrřrrect....brother we don't meanto share the bad news but u definitely GAY outside the box meaning u a trassssvacite & u enjoy dressing has female for man liked.SHAME!!!(no oofencse)

Watching rap music or football doesn't make you a Man! I Bleep up for even replying this baseless entity. .Chia I pity your Mama

ASAPFERG1:

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/11/our-men-dont-find-nigerian-women-attractive-they-are-the-last-women-our-men-would-date-south-african-lady-says.html

Oya Nigerian girls over to you, una don hear confirmation?

DaddyCK:



^^there u go. ..sensitive
Bro ushowing yor feminine side...did we upset u?so juss becuzz u a great coook & I dont appreciate yor coookin,u get upset & start cussing innocent guy for nothin.can u now see the side effect of cookin sir?..brother u really really need help b4 u finally turn gay sir. Quit cookin & stop wereing womes shirts sir!!(no oofencsse)

Hey cooking is for everyone Mr. Sapa London, I'm 100% straight if a guy is cooks and is a big problem go bury yourself. Is obvious you dont have cable at home .. let me help you out go " Watch Food Network and stop thinking inside your lonley box upstairs.

Omo for this time and age.

DaddyCK:



Correction.
..am a Londoner...South London Pekam
If u want to continue coookin trying to show yor female side...then more Gay power to u sir!!(no oofencsse)

Hey I think you need rehab.. seems the garri when Dem they fry for your head never done.

DaddyCK:



Correction.
..am a Londoner...South London Pekam
If u want to continue coookin trying to show yor female side...then more Gay power to u sir!!(no oofencsse)

Then your mentality is fuxked up! Period!

Virginprincesss:
After my previous post,with the response of others ,I decided to give love a chance
Now the problem is that I don't want to suffer in the relationship
Where do I find a caring and rich man?
What location? Restaurant or church or Bank or where
I need your advice
Yours faithfully Virgin

In your dreams.

DaddyCK:
Opinion poll result from yestaday finally confirmed what we all been suspeting: MEN WHO LOVE COOKING ARE SUSPICIOUS: They have Gay gene!!!! ((((accoring to Science Manual Report, 2022)))



Conclusion:
Real men dont cook. At most, cookin boil egg should be the only thing acceptable becuz it simply means we in a hurry to eat. So please, use Microwave, rent housegirls, go to restorant or simply order by UBER......NO excuse for coooking, you are Gay!!.. REAL TALK!!! !!(no oofeinse)




M.0.D - front page sir!!!

I pity you living inside a box in Nigeria has really fried your mentality.. think and try and live outside that box then you will know real men are Chefs..

You have no idea what it entails when you see men fixing up dishes .

Suit and tie no be man o!

hapsattaddawus:
Dollar crash, has nothing, absolutely nothing to do with naira redesign.
It has to do with the US policy to check the stock pile of dollars in Africa. Especially Nigeria and South Africa
Stop deceiving yourself.

Abeg see me see wahala redesign naira notes go make dollar crash.. this guy is high.

Nia69:
I can't decide.

What about you?

300m is too much something I will settle Princepal 200k to arrange my freedom .. with that kind of money you no go fit stay one place .. Teachers go hear am

Adun27:
Please some weeks ago, I found out that her colleague (a male) calls her often. I told her but immediately she flair up and went to work with anger, she told me that the boy was calling him for work meanwhile they will see for sure the second workday, when you left home angrily without even fighting her.

The boy sent me some texts on WhatsApp explaining that she wants to collect a phone from my wife blahblahblah, I never replied the text, the boy called me twice on the second day and I didn't pick, my wife told me that the boy saw her face look angry and that's why he asked what was wrong with her and she explained to him, she told me that was why he was texting me.

Yesterday, I found out that the same boy still calls my wife and my wife calls him too, when I raised the issue again she flair up telling me the boy was calling him to ask her welfare.
What is confusing is that the first time they talk different things, why would a reasonable guy continues calling her after he knew it caused fight the first time, why would she continue too when she knows that it's threatening her marriage.

My wife has been denying me sex for 3 months, tell me if that's possible for a girl who loves to Bleep.

My wife has a child for me and she has been supportive financially, she does house chores everything, but she had betrayed me twice before, one was cheating, the other she stole money coniving with my cousins at my former business.

Please somebody advise me what to do.

My brother look at the hand writing on the wall she is at it again .. once a cheat always a cheater .. I'm sorry to say
This is a clear sign of infidelity.. someone is not telling you the truth everything is happening under your nose.

Please be careful no violence, Handel it with maturity.

Techm8:
Buena boy already recording "your Bluetooth speaker is ready to pearl" for Oraimo to use in future audio products

Ready to pair.. But honestly it sounds like pearl... Lol

Thcnlblog4:
See wetin one person carry! Confusion for guys as curvy lady release new photos, will you like her to be your school teacher?

https://trendytalker.com/see-wetin-one-person-carry-confusion-for-guys-as-curvy-lady-release-new-photos-will-you-like-her-to-be-your-school-teacher/

That toilet bowl go hear am ..

swaggerjack:
Popular British singer Stefflon Don has taken a swipe at her former lover and Nigerian music star Burna Boy Stefflon Don shared a video online as she was seen with a friend vibing to a song while subtly referring to Burna Boy as a 'Mummy's boy' Many of Burna Boy's fans and followers have taken to social media to defend him as they clapped back at the British singer.

British artiste Stefflon Don is currently trending on social media over a new video she shared as she took a swipe at her former boyfriend and Grammy award winner Burna Boy once again. Stefflon Don, in a caption of the video she shared online, subtly referred to Burna Boy as a ‘mummy’s boy.' Skip Ad Stefflon Don shared a video, and in the cation, took a swipe at Burna Boy.

The video showed Stefflon Don and a friend dancing to a song while her caption reads, ‘When he’s a man and Not a mummy’s boy‘. Burna Boy is known to always be in the company of his mother, Bose Ogulu, who also doubles as his manager. Netizens react as Stefflon Don shades Burna Boy Legit.ng captured some of the reactions,

see them below: faruqbashar: "@stefflondon Just move on already, your dropped more subs than songs since y’all broke up. ajernboy: "The use you sing song song blow you dey here dey misbehave." onyenoikechukw1: "This girl seriously need to leave odogwu alone, we accept he is a mummy boy, trust me so are every guy that they mom made what they are, unless they dont have a well loved mother, that moment u want him to get u the world and he will want to do it foolishly because of love but." thatphone: "Bye bye oo to the love of my life...

Stefflon Don speaks on relationship with Burna Boy Following her breakup with Burna Boy, Stefflon Don spoke about her relationship life and how she had moved on. Stefflon Don revealed she and Burna Boy dated for two and half years, and she hasn't been with anyone since their split. She also maintained that she and Burna have been separated for one year.

https://www.legit.ng/entertainment/celebrities/1503380-move-knocks-stefflon-don-subtly-shades-burna-boy-calls-mummys-boy-video/

Where there when him and his mother were struggling to survive? Now you came from nowhere to have all the attention!! Because you carry big yansh and boobs as you give am e chop e run back to e mama why e dey pain you.

Daddies girl.

imagrg:
Sometimes I feel the male folk is more promiscuous but yesterday a female friend told me that in contemporary times, the female gender leads in promiscui

What's your take on this issue dear Nairalanders?

I'm presently under fire with my 2exes who are married and have kids, wanting me to come do their so called needful.

They both had fairly tale weddings I guess is not what they bagained for.
Honestly they don't know each other is like they both planned it.

But don't go back or knack my exes.
I'm real nigga
The ladies are more promiscuous and they know this period.

doggedfighter:
Over excitement at seeing the beautifully designed and crafted body of a woman.


With time it will get better as you get used to the blissful art of good sex.


While at it, improve your game . I am almost sure you are terrible at sex.

Do you know how to handle the nipples to produce an electrifying effects ?

How well can you manage the VJ ?

Have you mastered the art of using your tongue ?

And make your woman's toes curl up as she moans in ecstasy while you are immersed in her ? The tongue is a sexual arsenal when skillfully used.

Are your palms smooth and capable of sending your woman to dreamland in erotic highness?

The fingers of a sex maestro can cause an eruption in woman. Never to be forgotten !

Your dick is not the issue here.

You have a whole lot to learn FIRST !

Good sex is an art !

pre-intimacy first before introding your dick.

lordsterlin:
Dear Nairalanders,

My name is Preston and I am 36yrs this year. I really need help. For the past 35yrs of my life I have never bleeped a girl or woman. The only thing I've done in the past was just to kiss, kiss and kiss. Another thing I do is to help myself through wanking.

Recently, I've got a girlfriend (actually my first). She loves me obviously from her actions. Because I feared I may not be able to satisfy her, I went to buy a drug from a drugstore. The Man told me to take it atleast 10-15mins before the actual sex. I did as instructed but it didn't work as just few thrust, and my yogurts were out. Another day she came when I least expected her. I attempted to do it with her this time. I allowed myself lie while she mounted my rod. Again, just few thrusts, and I was done. This is becoming quite embarrassing.

What can I do to solve this problem?

5mins you wan build house for there? �

Jeweltz:
Is any of you looking for a wife? I'm � beautiful, educated, respectful, submissive, Godly, know how to cook.

Only a guy living in Canada please, and must not be on student visa.
Men in Nigeria are Heartbreakers and liars

See this one ooo! Watin come do all these fine white ladies for here .. Behave yourself your husband is back home in Nigeria infact for your village to be..

Imindmywords:
See earlier topic on trailer here https://www.nairaland.com/7402211/reality-tv-show-nigerian-strippers#117884624


It's finally here, the complete first episode of the long awaited series. I follow four Nigerian strippers operating out of Abuja as they let me into their world: money, fights, taxes, opportunities, crisis resolution, and more.

Watch here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVOXsgTYWCE

What are your thoughts?

Third world country trying to be Advance forgetting, the blounders and effects of the so called younger or let's say up coming generation how encouraging SMH.

ISTP:


https://punchng.com/fg-writes-governors-plan-mass-prisoners-release/

This country funny Sha!

Madampauline:
Back in the days I dated a married man I was 19 he was 35 married with kids.

He had done a lot for me, thanks to him I am in Europe now he has done everything for me.

I broke his heart after moving in Europe in 2011, I blocked him and moved on with my life.

I am happily married since 2015 with 2 beautiful children.

I learned that he passed away this year march and his wife and five children have nowhere to stay.

She is actually staying in church with 2 children while the other 3 are with relatives.

I feel so sad and I want to help her with accommodation and will give her money for business, I want to do know anonymously because if she knows it is me who want to help her I don't think she will accept the money.

Should I do it anonymously or I should let her know I am the one who want to help her.

Advice me please

Good gesture.

Primusinterpares:
So lately I have seen friends, families, colleagues at work, church members relocating abroad.
These people are "doing well" here in Nigeria.
Many of them resign from their high paying jobs, sells their properties and put up to like 25 - 40 million naira to relocate a family of say 5.
Is it really worth it?
Can't we make a good living here in Nigeria especially people with a good job here?
I need clarifications from those that have gone to enlighten me.

If staying in Nigeria is worth it for you my friend gladly stay .. There are people out there that want to explore the world both rich and poor, even your President dey Japa once in a while Omo I salute you.
The Nigerian pledge was written for you.
One last thing you have been in the dark for so long don't be scared of the light.

imadiyi:

Well said, but lacks cutting edge!

Until one snake come help you open up her eyes .. that's when you realize you have been living in Lala land.

Channah1:
Story

Filter is like cosmetic make ups for female smart phone users.