₦airaland Forum

Bro, try freelance programming.
It pays.

And sb said it will affect Tinubu. Tinubu that will be in his house and UBA MD will bring it for him?

What is a Keke? A tricycle?

Osimhen is our own Ronaldo.

1. My OG use my personal number verify him Skype with OTP sent to my phone and still dey lie give me say it doesn't matter, say na end-to-end encryption.

2. Crashed at my guyman's house since I am new to the state. Normally, I bin suspect the chairman but 'it doesn't marra' I said to myself. He stays with another dude..but he wasn't home when I came. Omo, e don reach 11:30pm..manchi no wan sleep. Since it was a two-bedroom flat, I lap for one. I locked the door, showered, and dozed off. Minutes into the sleep, I woke up to see this dude close to me with a pillow to suffocate me to death and the other guy standing at the door with a cutlass. I begin shout at the top of my voice .. “ bro, abeg, oh God, Bayo, what's up na. Me na your kill? You na my guy na. Bro..bro, bro na." Dude just stood still looking at me and threw the pillow at me and left disappointed. The dude with the cutlass started laughing hysterically until he rolled on the floor with tears.

I discovered he brought me a pillow and they were just coming from locking the gate.
😁

3. When one old school guy told me to send him the OTP he sent me. 😊 You know these guys feel every other person is stupid and they are overwise. Funny dude.


What about you? Share your experiences.


Lalasticlala, mynd44, Dominque

Good news.

Peace Mass is one of the transport system wey if you don agree to suffer or die, dey enter am steady.

It's second to Benue Link.

So all these come down, come down, you no even commot blood for her body.

More like a skit.


Anyways, if na me, I for no para. I'll no even talk about it. All I'll do is in my mind.

Now everyone is after Blackface when the truth is out there that they are truly stealing his songs.

Omo, God help the less privileged.

ahnie:
Wahala wahala chatinent be calming down o.
So person cannot fantasize again shebi?

Thank God say you mah call am fantasy. Na real fantasy.

🤦

findabroadhubby:
Am living in Lagos, a graduate and tailor. I need an abroad-based man 32 to 40 in U.S, Canada, U.K, Germany for marriage. I can't do long distance relationship. Must relocate me this year to your base. Message if interested.

Sth that will benefit you, you are still adding "must."


You are looking for marriage as a poverty alleviation program and seeking greener pastures and still behaving like you are doing a favour.


In your plastic mind, a well-to-do man abroad will leave a lady who will add more meaning to his life, probably in his location, to come and marry Lapo loan.

And all your mind is telling you you can offer is you. Who da fck are you! Na juju bi that?


For the marriage, what will you contribute? Nothing. The so-called 'must' relocation, how much will you bring? Nothing? Who is of more benefits? You. Who will it help? You.

And you still dare bring your Nigerian mentality into your decisions.

Put your hands on your head and shout "Poverty , pity me, I refuse to be a witch!!!"


The kind entitlement with Naija girls tho.

Most thieves are well-dressed. Na una dey observe only agbero.

Human being wicked

Who counts all these nonsense?

Propaganda other countries dey do e make sense, e reach una turn, una turn am to bragging.

She should be dealt with accordingly, and made to refund.

Are you now abetting the crime? Or do you plan to refund yourself? Do the needful.

If possible, report the case to the nearest JW Hall there. She also has a case to answer there.

I don't trust a mock election. It could be used as remainders to fill in gaps to put their men there.

Well done, bro. I'm happy for you.

It can only be bribe-induced.

The Kizz Daniel's part shows it has become partisan.

Lagos Idi Amin is involved.

Politics is a bad game. 😊

Lol.

Dem don do Adeleke zobo.

Many people in govt receive more than eight slots.

Can WAEC verify all the presidential aspirants? Since they've already started with one?

We need to know whose certificate is forged.

We also need to see their FSLC.

To come back and walk freely? Nah.

fiizznation:
Tinubu still have the upper hand to win the election. Though this silly cashless policy and endless queues in filling stations may greatly affect his chances. I have seen what people are going through just to get fuel and the new naira notes. Cashless Society can never work in an overpopulated country like Nigeria with a great number of illiterates, and this is fact!


People are really angry and if care is not taken, they will transfer their anger and frustration on APC on the election day.

But APC still have the upper hand!

Truly said. They have an upper hand as the ruling party and Tinubu as an influential politician. But he's been attacked by his party.

That's not the reason they will lose. APC will lose because they have failed.

It has nothing to do with your Quran.

So nobody has the long iPhone cord to use on him or what? 🥲

Like I answered somebody a couple of years ago, whether we advise you or not, the odds you'll not stop when you see new money is over 2.2.

Brain.

E dey always turn up.

Some people are saying him tu lie. Abeg, does making a mistake in data analysis mean lying?


If you are in need of a liar, Tinubu is not charging you for anything to meet him. All details about him is a lie...even the current bullion van case that was resurrected.


How can you call sb who didn't give an accurate data a liar and leave sb whose ancestry was built on lies?

Then you are a liar, a selective beast, and a hypocrite! You should be the most feared animal of all time. All politicians lie!

Munzy14:
Ara!

I hail, boss.

All three most popular parties actually have strongholds now in every state.

February will be a nice watch....from afar.🙂