₦airaland Forum

Richy4:
Don't worry, I have never seen anyone born in the month of April that is ugly... Even if the parent look some how, April kids, ladies and gentlemen are always spectacular....If you doubt it, just ask me...wishing her a happy birthday..

So Adams Oshiomhole is handsome too?

Trustme2:
Incidentally me and my wife Worwor no be here. . Me no wan reason am put my pics and my wife pics here before them go say no be me get the pikin . You know nairalanders mouth na

This is uncalled for. If you are ugly, accept it. Leave the innocent wife alone.


By the way, you pierced her lips?

I prefer picking my devil, taming, understanding it, and then settling down with it.

At least, some people will now know the difference between arose, arise, risen, etc.

Ok. You have made it in life.

It's only God's kingdom we need.

From where do you think the phrase “crocodile tears” came from?

funmike83:
Hmmm,I know one day all this will come to an end. May we not be victims of
an incompetent government

Until God's Kingdom comes.

Ok o

So you need a native doctor to tell you that her actions call for jubilation?

So you don't know this is the right time to buy the chicken and celebrate her actions with your family?

seyz91:
you right about other things except for the part you said "to be great, you have to be stingy"

thats so fucking wrong on all levels

Stop fucking it, then.

Hausa people are always calling wrongly.

This hell is not for me. Nigeria isn't for me.

ok.

Post-looted and gone.

Religion has become so intertwined with politics.

Egypt is filled with man-made gods scientists fine-tune as art.

How do you guys do this? How do you guys sit and discuss girls? Mehn..

Can I send a message across to my grandma through you?

orohbiro:
There is a guy I met last week at a keke who paid my tfair and beg me to have my number he send me money to subscribe that same day at night when he called, he has barbing saloon for males and females, he took me out for shopping 3days ago which cost him almost 50k, bug I don't like him I have a fiancée already and I pity him cause he us just a saloon owner I want to get rid if him cause dey call me miss expensive in school, I don't think he can cope with me cause I will wreck him. pls advise me on how do dump this guy is ugliness is out of this world.

The only thing to do to yourself rn is to buy yourself a Merriam Webster.


It will enable you not to capsize after the wreckage.

By the way, it's funny you went ahead squandering the money of the “ugly” person.

You've already cheated on the so-called fiancee.

Maturity no bi by beards.

Bros, you are not from Bethlehem!


If I were you, I'll set up a provision store for mom to minimise the monthly expectations.

I can easily relate to what you mean.


Advise everyone of your relatives to go and WORK! Make them know you have your own life to live.


To be great, you have to be stingy.

Because if you fall now, those people will still abuse you that there's nothing you did from your Federal job for so and so years. They'll forget you helped them!

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Bola146:
If I'm the man, I'll tell my sister to clap her own back! How dare her when she is not her cook Some ladies are just rude, no doubting

Your own na to even clap her no bi slap. lol

tradepunter:
Spot on...

DownMemory lane: 2016, location redracted

After safely coordinating NGO daily mission for that day. Intel came in BH militias are closing in on location..

First wave acted as a cover for the second...

They had these aircraft carrier guns attached to a car batteries.... not manned by humans but fully automated..

Now you have what is called hell on Earth, sustained attack...... continuous steady fire for 20 minute none stop till the belt fed magazines ran out, any military personnel on the way blown out of the way...

Any armoured personnel carrier blown out

That Outpost or forward operating base was overwhelmed...

Technicals are what they call them, they are the worst form of assault fire a soldier can encounter, especially if the enemies came prepared.

It was this event I knew Nigeria is waist deep in a big big mess.

Fighter jets are trained to measure and engage enemies based on certain parameters...

My guess is these guys were below the safe envelope zone, this is a distance you must keep to avoid those aircraft bullets from reaching you, since they loose momentum at that altitude.

So in the process of engaging with the jets machine guns they had to go low beyond that envelope...

My take is this is BH have long been preparing for such encounters, all they required was shoot at the direction of the jet resulting in a luck hit.

The pictures shown am afraid indicates a good level of authenticity...

Nigerians you guys need to be one to defeat this monster.... The counter intelligence operative of the military and DIA need to get to work to purge assets from their ranks.

The success of the counter intelligence operations is always dependent on who's spare heading it...

you are on point.

Assume this scenario: you and your wife have a lil issue, and she refused cooking for you.

Your sister came by, and decided to prepare sth for you so far your wife wouldn't. Your wife then slapped your sister for entering “her kitchen without her consent” after a little war of words.


Honestly, what will you do?

Long mistake.

So much suffering, and bad news.

MTN will not win this fight.


...unless they are ready to become invalid in Nigeria.

See London police.
Mehn..

The same Anti-aircraft they used in bringing the jet down is what they use at humans. Mehn.

Oh no.

It's connection.

You can study Farting and get a good job if you have connections.