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Romance / Re: Serious Relationship Needed by chibzykeys(m): 9:06am On Jun 27, 2019
Vcent50:

I posted it on behalf of my Bossom friend who is no longer getting young,please don't get me wrong
is this response on autopilot?,same amount of words, punctuation, nothing added nor subtracted .
Events / Re: How Much Did You Spend on Your Wedding? by chibzykeys(m): 7:59am On Apr 24, 2019
obamartins:
I just stumbled on my marriage note where I wrote down all my expenses while I prepared for my marriage and decided to share. This topic is to guide those planning for their wedding on how much on the average they should budget for their marriage. Although the amount you will spend depends on what you want and the tribe/family you are marrying into. I actually budgeted N1,200,000 (1.2 million) but ended up spending close to 2million.

I got married November 2018 to my beautiful esan girlfriend of 4 years. Here is the breakdown:

Pre-wedding
1. Lab test for HIV, Genotype and pregnancy (as instructed by the church) - N5000
2. Transportation to take her to see my parents - N10,000
3. Ring 18 karat gold (engagement, and wedding rings) - N75,000 (from aboki)
4. Wedding certificate - N4000
5. Wedding seminar organized by my church - N4000

Federal Registry:
1. Affidavit for spinsterhood and bachelorhood-N2000
2. Main fee - N34,000

Traditional marriage
1. Drinks - N140,000
2. Yams - N40,000
3. Salt - N4,000
4. Bride price - N10,000
5. Make up - N20,000
6. Food - N200,000
7. Transportation - N20,000
8. Photograph - N6000
9. Canopy - N6000
10. Palmwine - N2000
11. Palm oil - N12,000
12. Native kola - N3000
13. Introduction - N12,000 (did introduction same day as traditional marriage)
I love esan marriage, they don't put hole in one's pocket

White Wedding
1. Drinks and food - N300,000
2. Reception hall - N105,000 (a Catholic church event hall)
3. Decoration - N50,000
4. DJ plus MC - N35,000
5. Guest house accommodation for my parents - N15,000
6. Souvenir 100 unit (Jotter, bag and notebooks) - N93,000
7. Photographer - N20,000 (soft copies)
8. Video coverage - (Hmmmm! Money no reach)
9. My wife's wedding gown - N35,000 (rent)
10. Me and my bestman's shirt and suit - N36,000
11. My wife's makeup and accessories - N50,000
12. Hotel room for after wedding panpangolo - N18,000 for 2 nites
13. My shoe - N2,000 (it's a long story)
14. Cake (4 steps) - N15,000 (my wife baked it if not e for pass that amount)
15. Transportation for my parents back home - N10,000

This are the little I could remember, I will update as soon as I get them. It was supposed to be a budget marriage but I spent close to N2,000,000 despite cutting off as much expenses as permitted. What was ur marriage budget? Did you stick to your budget or did some unforseen expenses prop up? Please share for the benefit of those planning theirs.

from the figures you posted,its 1.393mil or so spent except there is something I'm not seeing, I guess u should used almost 1.5mil instead of almost 2mil cos the difference is still high.

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Politics / Re: Akeredolu, Fayemi Meet With Ondo NURTW Chairman On How To Rig Assembly Elections by chibzykeys(m): 4:01pm On Feb 28, 2019
seunmsg:
Akeredolu is a misfit. He’s all hype and no action. Ondo State was handed over to him on a platter of gold and in just about two years, he managed to lose the state to PDP. If a state like Lagos was handed over to him, APC would have been dead by now.

Hopefully, last weeks defeat will wake him up from his slumber. If he can’t get APC to win majority seats in the state assembly, he should just forget about his own re-election.
and you are who please to say he should forget his re-election
Family / Re: F by chibzykeys(m): 4:06pm On Sep 24, 2018
Gmassloan1:
Please let the public beware of these impersonators that uses gmass loan to scam people... We are investigating this matter... Don't Apply to such loans for we are still investigating... Stay clear and stay save.
Report any issues to us via gmassloan1@gmail.com

Thanks
a serious minded loan company wouldn't be using Gmail as mail address either

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Family / Re: Surest Ways To A Successful Marriage By Rev. Chris Oyakhilome by chibzykeys(m): 4:20pm On Jun 23, 2018
This message is old even before the issue with his wife
Phones / Re: Whatsapp To Stop Running On These Devices On December 31, 2017. by chibzykeys(m): 11:05am On Dec 27, 2017
YoungRichRuler:

I use Q10 and I have whatsapp for blackberry and whatsapp for android.
I use the two at the moment.
If blackberry's own stops, I continue with my android version
you can download Mochat apk file and install, you will see others whatsapp updates but might not be able to to update your own status, the app works fine as at the time I was using blackberry

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Family / Re: 7 Sure Signs That Shows You’re Dating Is A Player by chibzykeys(m): 2:55pm On Dec 12, 2017
Why focus only on the male player, how do we spot female players
Family / Re: 14 Charming Ways To Impress Her On The First Date by chibzykeys(m): 2:46pm On Dec 12, 2017
DOUBLEWAHALA:
people like op are the ones spoiling women,




you guys have made women starts feeling so important that they have forgot their potential
to use men now they are extremely useless

if u have been on a 1st date with nigerian girls guy those girls don't contribute to anything

as a guy u will be the one singing and dancing

grin
DOUBLEWAHALA:
people like op are the ones spoiling women,




you guys have made women starts feeling so important that they have forgot their potential
to use men now they are extremely useless

if u have been on a 1st date with nigerian girls guy those girls don't contribute to anything

as a guy u will be the one singing and dancing

you are funny
Webmasters / Re: Access Bank Wants To Exchange My Ad Income At N305/$ by chibzykeys(m): 9:59pm On Oct 09, 2017
Compliant:


so you dont talk just 2 people wo own just a current account to stand as referee ?

i upgraded a gtbank savings account to dom account by providing 2 access bank current account holder

they opened a current account for you even though you didn't apply for it, can't get a Dom without a current account also there's another dollar account I heard that probably doesn't require all that but you will be limited
Webmasters / Re: Access Bank Wants To Exchange My Ad Income At N305/$ by chibzykeys(m): 9:31pm On Oct 09, 2017
ViVaMadrid:


2 referees, meaning?
for you to open a current account you need 2 guarantors, they will tell you guarantor from any bank and they most likely will reject it, advisable to use guarantors from same bank if you have them
Webmasters / Re: Access Bank Wants To Exchange My Ad Income At N305/$ by chibzykeys(m): 10:28pm On Oct 07, 2017
Compliant:


You can open a Dom account without stress bro

Take that your voters slip to Gtbank and open a savings account, deposit just 1k in the account if you like, then after 1 week go back to Gtbank and tell them you want to upgrade your savings account to Dom account and viola your Dom account will be ready within 24 hours without you paying a dime

TRY IT AND THANK ME LATER
gtbank doesn't work that way, 2 reference is standard in all banks in Nigeria, they will not activate it if one of your reference don't give a go ahead also advisable to source your two references from same bank you want to open
Religion / Re: Police Officers Storm "Noisy" Nigerian Church In Detroit USA, Dance With Members by chibzykeys(m): 8:11pm On Sep 25, 2017
This should be a Ghanaian church from the style of music

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Travel / Re: Screening Of Passengers Begin At Nigerian Airports Against Ebola Outbreak. Photo by chibzykeys(m): 8:42pm On May 15, 2017
well, this is a good development but until the land borders have such screenings also,i doubt if this will help much

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Family / Re: Why Is Society's View Of Domestic Violence So One Sided?? by chibzykeys(m): 12:36am On May 12, 2017
Never will I support men hitting women but I've seen women hit their husbands several times and the husband does nothing because they've been brainwashed " that's how marriage is", I once told a friend a woman can never slap me (wife) cos slapping someone won't start with the slap and this things you should pay attention to them , before the slapping I will walk out of that relationship , seen women slap men on the road and the man starts crying and some years back a lady slapped me without provocation and immediately I wanted to reciprocate her friends fought me ,my point is man o woman if you can't cope leave.

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TV/Movies / Re: Tboss Reacts To Being Put Up For Eviction, Blasts Efe And Bisola by chibzykeys(m): 1:11pm On Mar 28, 2017
jimi4us:
shut up is it your money? Is our money and we are not complaining.
with your comments you will only succeed in bringing down that which you are trying to lift (Tboss), please always learn to control anger
Investment / Re: Help Me Make Payment In Dollar On Paypal To Get Paid In Naira by chibzykeys(m): 5:46pm On Mar 10, 2017
MediaDeveloper:
I have gotten help
how did you make your payment cos I need someone to help me pay 121 pounds and very urgent
Business / Re: Which Bank ATM Works For International Transaction by chibzykeys(m): 10:07pm On Mar 04, 2017
the reason why some of your cards won't work is because cbn just came up with a law, there's an amount in dollars for every day, once that amount has been exhausted any other payment will not work for that day, best you do your transaction in the midnight, so your bank doesnt matter even though some banks have stopped using their cards internationally

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Family / Re: Man Drags Neighbour To Court After 75 Attempts To Conceive Child With His Wife by chibzykeys(m): 7:32am On Feb 15, 2017
yomi007k:



For ur mind u don talk sense abi?


I simply said where I tot d problem was coming from n u dey give us sermon.....who doesnt know abt d oda options?

Abi na me tel am mk he pay anoda man.

Pls if ur having psychological or family problems try n solve dem, no be me dey do u.
Family / Re: Man Drags Neighbour To Court After 75 Attempts To Conceive Child With His Wife by chibzykeys(m): 7:30am On Feb 15, 2017
you didn't read the post as he said, now let me explain, even the contracted was also impotent without knowing and he confronted his own wife about their two children and the wife confessed it's his cousin that did the job
Family / Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating? by chibzykeys(m): 12:05am On Feb 15, 2017
one way you can get quick answers is knowing the guy, look for a friend of his and ask the said friend to get all the answers you need from him or you arrange a lady friend and ask her to become friend with your wife and you still get same answers.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Who Spent 16 Years In Prison For Crime He Didn't Commit, Released by chibzykeys(m): 5:20pm On Dec 19, 2016
this is serious, may God not allow us go through what we know nothing of

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Politics / Re: APC Accept Blames For Present Economic Situation by chibzykeys(m): 12:38am On Oct 25, 2016
make I book space cos this will be on frontpage soon except the "powers that be" decide not to
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Past And Incoming Governors Of Edo State by chibzykeys(m): 10:51pm On Sep 29, 2016
I've also been pondering on this issue, all edo governors no try at all and my mind told me obaseki would win and u suppose know why

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Properties / Re: Fire Destroys A Building At Lawanson, Lagos (Photos) by chibzykeys(m): 9:00am On Sep 15, 2016
omoiseselagba:
WHERE DO YOU STAY IN LAWANSON.DO YOU KNOW THE BARBER AT THE FRONT OF THAT STREET/HOUSES?
I don't stay in lawanson but pass through there almost everyday
Romance / Re: Please I Need Advice...... She Is A Single Mum by chibzykeys(m): 10:38pm On Sep 14, 2016
it boils down to you knowing if she still has some sort of feelings for the father of the child cos insecurity will be your biggest issue, I had been there
Properties / Re: Fire Destroys A Building At Lawanson, Lagos (Photos) by chibzykeys(m): 7:49pm On Sep 14, 2016
Onyenna:


I dey tells you..... That girl resemble Agbero
I know the girl wella, if she waka with her face cap and them tell u she be girl u go doubt am, her steps and even talk na man own

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Husband Starter-Pack In Pictures by chibzykeys(m): 12:53pm On Jul 21, 2016
oluwafreshkid:
Even better if he doesn't have a mother...
These new girls now will say they prefer to not have a mother-in-law!!!

Tufia
so true of some of these ladies atleast I know of a lady who the friend is been praying not marry a guy that the mom is still alive and I ask myself u also want to become mother inlaw one day?
Crime / Re: 40 Miscreants Arrested In Oshodi By Lagos State Task Force by chibzykeys(m): 12:52am On Jul 11, 2016
Incorrect1:
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This is his contact 0813 662 3532
My house address is 25b Nwankpa street off New umuahia road Aba.
I will be posting the picture of the house in the morning because I don't have a good camera to capture it tonight.
please you lack courtesy or what? ,someone is trying to help you even though you're not sure nor seen the help, courtesy demand you say a thank you first .

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Family / Re: Parents, Watch What You Do In Presence Of Your Kids by chibzykeys(m): 6:48pm On Jul 10, 2016
there's no age that's too early to correct a child ,if they can learn this bad stuffs now, it means they can also be corrected now and I don't think the op flocked them as you all are making it look like
Romance / Re: Stunts Ladies Who Are 25+ Shouldn't Be Pulling by chibzykeys(m): 1:31am On Apr 23, 2016
Angelberry:
Chill lady! He didn't call you olosho, you are taking it personal. Edit your post and remove his mom.

I see no reason why you are personalizing this.
well, whether she edits it or not doesn't change who she is, you know people like this don't know what home training is, they've been used to and seen their mom talking back at their dad anyhow whether indoor or outdoor and I've come to believe that's the standard and I tell you, if her type gets married it doesn't last or it becomes a hell on earth for the man.
NYSC / Re: Amazing Picture Of 3-year-old Corp Member by chibzykeys(m): 12:28am On Apr 22, 2016
Praisemelody:
From Nigeria to hell fire is now 50 naira by okada. meanwhile for your customized wristbands bangles blacelets check my signature
Lwkm, meaning Nigeria no far from hell fire again grin
Praisemelody:
From Nigeria to hell fire is now 50 naira by okada. meanwhile for your customized wristbands bangles blacelets check my signature
Lwkm, meaning Nigeria no far from hell fire again

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