₦airaland Forum

SilasNwude:
that's Nokia e series Symbian

sometimes it's not about humility
it's about security
trust me you can't hack these old phones easily unlike porous android

Exactly..very difficult to hack..i believe Femi Otedola uses a similar Nokia phone from a pic I saw last year.

FINESHIRT:
Dear Nigerians, please I need your assistance to enable me pay for my school fees. Before I proceed, please read the below link: https://www.studentvillage.one/cross-river-university-of-technology-crutech-no-fees-no-examination-policy/

That is the actual situation of things at the moment. My first semester exams will be starting on Thursday being 6/6/2019 and I'm yet to pay for my fees due to financial difficulties. School policy is no school fees, no exams as explained in that link. I'm a 300level student of the said institution studying very hard to graduate with good grade. I understand that Internet fraud is the order of the day in today's world, but please I plead you give me some benefit of doubt until I fail to prove you otherwise. Also, I'm ready to provide you with all school documents regarding my claims before you grant my prayers. Please come to my rescue so I can write my exams and God will richly bless each and everyone of you and replenish your sources. Bible says "ask and it shall be given". I pray this becomes my portion!!! Meanwhile, I'm so sorry for disturbing you guys with my problem. It was never my intention. Please contact me with the below number. Thank you.

Phone number: 070-3-8-7-7-5-9-9-8
You can also mail me on: mike4good247@gmail.com

Please you people should help me. I never prayed for this unfortunate situation.

You should have at least congratulated the couple first before starting your financial solicitation.

cluewebhost:
Ministry of Happiness and Purpose fulfilment

It was just a front for his wife and associates to strategically siphon funds.

jesusjnr:
Not surprising coming from your faulty sentimental judgment.

For it can convert Daddy Freezes' wine into water, and bread into stone.

If not tell me where he labelled it "noise pollution" in his statement, or you easily fell for the op's ulterior motivated misinterpretation.

Exactly my assertions..My interpretation is - DF acknowledged and applauded the evangelism effort of Coscharis but there are more effective platforms and strategies to reach a wider audience in this new era.

OmoAregbesola:
Kumuyi, D only true G.O I know, highly disciplined and spiritual. Unlike d fake thieves like Sule and COZA guy man, hypnotizing their gullibles ,milking d rich & d fucking d wives of d poor.

If he preaches and collects tithes from his followers, then there's nothing 'true' in him.

Lexusgs430:
My friend, you know you are in the minority......... Majority, are unfortunately still financial slaves the their so - called MOG..........

I agree with you..i believe it's the majority that you were referring to as the 'gullible'..which is who these MOG are targeting..the minority like me and you are called 'bad market'

Lexusgs430:
Tithe MUST be collected, from gullible people.......

Not really..the smart ones don't pay tithe but still go to church on Sundays..For example..I was in the UK last year and attended winners chapel twice with my friend I stayed with. I didn't pay any tithe or give offering likewise my friend who gives to the poor just like me. Bottom line - there are those who attend these churches and don't pay any tithe or first fruit, etc

sapientia:
Because of Money.

If they don't have now,

They will have later

Cos they are in lucrative businesses.

Exactly! Steady in-flow of revenue into the account every week.

alBHAGDADI:
Comedy Zone

Exactly! Real comedy to laugh and entertain oneself.

Wheezy123:
B4 u knw it, dem go ban Nigerians from Malaysia... Na so e dey start.. black mentality

There are a lot of Nigerians doing well legitimately in Malaysia..We've college professors, mechanical engineers, doctors and nurses, etc in Malaysia but these are not reported.

mosho2good:
I just arrives in china shungin and the attendant told me this i dont,know the meaning let me just ask dis group好哦我 啊热 有,�����

if you get the meaning tell me

I'm assuming the attendant is female - it means "she wants to give you kpekus"

osuofia2:
The rich truly knows no tribe na the poor ones de tear themselves

Exactly! The rich don't care about tribe or religion..they wine, dine and engage in business transactions..in fact E-money and the Oluwo were former business partners..sometime back we all saw a pic of Femi Otedola, Dangote and Ifeanyi Ubah on a private yatch chilling...All the 3 major tribes united.

idonhammer:
Mumu boy..Your mates dey empty oyibo women bank account you go dey fall in love.when we have sumptuous women like this one below here to spend your dollars on.Akamu!

I won't call him mumu..there's a grand plan..This guy will be in Madrid in less than 2 yrs rolling in €...i call that smart.

SarkinYarki:
ofcourse it wasn't Tinubus personal money it was a war chest from Abuja to secure lagos

Exactly my assertions..Buhari knows how influential Tinubu is and that money was delivered to win not only Lagos but the SW.

maybachmusic:
IBB has been dollar billionaire since the 90s



wonder where they keep their loot

maybe in real estate

Majority of their loot are in Swiss, Cayman Island, and Singapore accounts earning interest.

Karemarealty288:
These are the real cash billionaires and not social media billionaires.eg E-mony, Huspawpaw, Mophet ......etc they are free to borrow the billionaire's toga social medially.....

Exactly! There are a lot of silent billionaires who don't do social media personally but instead their companies might have social media presence.

fiercehillz:
Mike is just one quiet Billionaire

I agree..He's very simple..Also Robert Smith is another simple and humble guy who just paid off the student loans of over 300 graduates of Morehouse college in Georgia. Prior to that, no one knew who he was.
There are a lot of silent and humble billionaires out there who we don't know or want to be recognized by Forbes. I applaud them.

9jaRealist:
MTN has been in Nigeria for almost 20 years.

They initially came to Nigeria (paying as much as US$285 million just for a license) when NOBODY of repute was willing to invest in Nigeria (the GSM bidding round was a transparent public process, supervised by the World Bank), and has literally invested TRILLIONS OF NAIRA into the Nigerian economy, building thousands of sites and creating tens of thousands of direct and indirect jobs in Nigeria (according many of our young engineers and graduates with decent professional employment), supporting/empowering subcontractors and others across the value chain, and even setting the pace in CSR and corporate philanthropy through its MTN Foundation. And even if the original investors were to pull up stakes and exit Nigeria, the behemoth telecommunications company and business that has become MTN Nigeria will still exist and remain in Nigeria, and continue to offer services to Nigerian (even if under a different corporate identity, as in the case of Etisalat Nigeria/9mobile). It’s not like they will carry the company/investment on their heads and leave town!

There’s a real seminal lesson here that folks should not particularly live their lives or conduct their affairs on the basis of movies (or anything else where the principal aim is dramatic effect). Even in the US where “The Wolf of Wall Street” was based (and you can add a whole host of other movies such as “Boiler Room”), investment and trading of stocks continues unabatedly (and btw, so does fraud which is why personal due diligence is a prerequisite WHENEVER or WHEREVER you invest in securities). The Great Recession, which was precipitated by the financial crises of 2007/2008, did not start in Nigeria (albeit its effect was ultimately felt in Nigeria, as with the rest of the world). Rather, it was started on Wall Street and all of the other supposedly great capitals of capital. And yet, NOT ONE PERSON of note on Wall Street ended up in prison. Please let’s try to avoid the dangers of the single narrative or affirming the saying that half-education can be more dangerous than none at all.
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I totally agree with you and I applaud your intellectual, logical and unbiased comment devoid of any sentiments.

drugcartel:
Lolz, don't mind my moniker. please like how much should I budget for travelling to Australia, at least minimum amount of money I can budget for it

2m is enough..check out the Australian travel thread for more info.

RTSC:
nairaland is hilarious.

Really hilarious..i take all these tribal comments and sentiments as entertainment..these are the same guys you'll see hanging out on the weekends, engaging in business transactions, discussing football, etc regardless of tribe.

krebdawise:
Helo Nairalanders, am damn broke in school now(EKSU).... a/c: 0054187884. Bank: UnionBank...
any amount.... thanks God bless you

If I send you N40k, what do you plan on using the money for? The last student I helped used the money to club and spend on babes.

MrsNwaAmaikpe:


Very stupid man. He deserves a gun shot to the head.

Imagine failing as a man in his primary responsibility of servicing the kpekus of his wife.


What you couldn't do, she sort help outside and the fool came to disrupt the steaming session.

Foolish man

I concur with you...servicing the kpekus is the ultimate responsibility of the man.

drugcartel:
please, I'm very confused, can you tell me more about Australia, can I send you a pm?

Confused about what? Australia is easier to migrate to than Canada. However your moniker isn't encouraging to assist further

NPComplete:
These pastors are just plain dishonest. We all know there are offerings and donations that is enough for private jets. And sometimes those offerings are from politicians and their cronies pillaging our collective commonwealth as a nation. This guy will want us to believe he is special to God. Only his church members can be so easily fooled.

Offering and tithe may not buy private jets but an accumulation of it would. People seem to forget that 1000 naira in the hands of any man is usually not the same as 1000 naira in the hands of a pastor. The guy with the 1000 naira may have to wait another month before getting another 1000 while the pastor can just lie and lie and squeeze another 1000 out of church members next service. So the pastor has a lot more opportunity to save than the average Joe.

Also let's not forget that these pastors are manipulative and use their positions for their own enrichment. In the pastors church, there might be one or two unscrupulous bankers that will help the pastor use loopholes to make money while scheming off some of their own. One or two realtors that will help the pastor acquire land with ease and at a prize easier than most people. Upon all these, the pastor still has access to waivers and tax breaks some of the average men don't have. So this has nothing to do with God. It is just about exploiting the system. By so doing, the tithe they call nothing actually goes a long way in multiplying itself.

It is high time the church starts being listed on the Stock exchange market. That way people can buy shares instead of paying tithes and the pastor can use the money to enrich everybody instead of himself alone. That's the only way tithes will work instead the fake hope and the current spiritual racketeering about some nonexistent devourers.

I applaud your objective and logical assertion and reasoning. This is one of the most articulate and unbiased comments I've read in a while.
I totally agree with you on the Stock market idea..Imagine if RCCG and Winners were listed on NSE and pays dividends to shareholders? Those are the only stocks I'll own in my portfolio..I'll be buying up shares using 10% of my income every month and once dividends are paid, I'll give 20% to the poor.

Xbee007:
He was the guy paid million of dollars to import helicopters and military hardwares during Jonathan era. He imported cheap substandard nonsense that kept falling out of the sky.

He is dancing on the grave of dead soldiers, smh.

http://saharareporters.com/2015/03/10/how-jonathan-awarded-500-million-defense-contract-arthur-eze-purchase-refurbished

That's correct!..He made a lot $ through contracts awarded to him during Jonathan's admin..Most of the contracts were inflated. However he's a hard core philanthropist such as free tuition, cash donations, community redevelopment, etc.

lordkush:
he may not like her titties or bum bum




forget those nonsense talk. heart mind nonsense


the girl must be able to mske ur dick hard. if not she wasted her time

Just re-read what you posted..Did you make any sense?

truthsayer009:
You are obviously poor & unemployed, that is why this post makes you so happy. If you were doing well in your own financially, you wouldn't be HELL Bent on being with a guy for his money.

I see Nigeria has made you so frustrated that you now compare ability to give birth to amount of money a Man has.

Good luck in your Quest finding Ned Nwoko to become his 7the wife.

You hit the nail on the head my brother..majority of these women don't realize that the new generation of successful single men want to marry successful and ambitious women so they can both grow their wealth and success together..#PowerCouple..no successful man wants to marry a liability which explains why success marries success and the rich marries the rich..that's the Generation Y trend which the OP doesn't realize.

Simplep:
Maybe she meant white women,because in this part of the world,men are the biggest cheat,the funny and annoying thing is that some women have now accepted it as a normalcy, they don't care anymore if their spouses sleep with thousands of girls,as long as they are the 'main' chick or 'wife'..what a life

Exactly babe! That's why I can never cheat when I get married..I'll set a great example for other men.

Amakavula:
Hopefully how I will meet my Hubby.. good luck babe. God bless your marriage.

I'm here babe..When are we taking our pre-wedding pics?

tstx:
stupidity

Exactly my brother...It's sad that most people on here attribute everything to religion and spiritual occurrences which prevents them from applying common sense and logic to 2 male birds fighting over food or who will mate a female bird.

SpyAC:
Man u need to be great to God for saving ur life ooo, the date was meant for bt ur God and ur guiding angel is alive. Amen

Religion has nothing to do with this..It's mating season and 2 male birds fought over who'll dominate and mate the female bird.

simplyOJ:
All these boys. Where are they getting this money from self.

Mompha runs a successful BDC in Dubai and also helps Naija politicians launder $