₦airaland Forum

Infotubia9ja:
Trust me I already have the side well studies and well planned out should the opportunity comes for me to take rulership, I will act swiftly to make the stormy sea all calm.

I do not wish to disclose how I plan to do this here or the ways I will do them so I don't let my guards down because this will be a major foundation to my swift and successful motion into presidency without shedding any single blood because we need our soldiers to defend our country against foreign and domestic treat when I assume office of power.

I see. I believe a benevolent dictator with the intelligence and the charisma will take Nigeria forward in the shortest possible time.

However, your plan seek to shed so much blood sacrifice. It will lose steam fast in the international world even with the best of intention. I did not see your plan to stoop to conquer else you will be killed before you get your "lofty" plan executed by the global powers. Also missing in your plan i believe : You did not focus on raw material processing, considering Africa is intentionally positioned to be a raw material supplier by the global powers. Research & development for local technology , population control for a brief period particularly in the north to at least match growth in GDP. plan for massive mechanization to feed 230 million mouth. Your plan to spend 10 years is a lot. 5 years should be enough considering it is not democracy and you can get a lot done in a short while. Your succession plan to hand over is unclear, as absolute power will set in sooner than you imagined.

@ OP, this is military dictatorship with lots of bloodshed involved. How do you maintain foreign relations or you dont care about establishing one ?

RealLordZeus:
Last query pls..
Your form of government,
Are we going to vote for you or you are going to take over with guns or juju?

This is quite funny !

The urge to release what appears to be doom should be reduced, Dangote refinery only started producing petrol 3 months ago. PH refinery may have been truly producing too only about 3 weeks ago. Was any local crude oil refinery available in the first 3 quarters to supply petrol( the biggest refined oil import) ? Nigerian journalists appear to be shallow or intentionally like to create rubris where there is none.

Let the dust settle.

What period was the 9.1 trillion import again ?

What are they losing for not having the 7 th state?

What is the size of SE that it thinks it deserve a 6th state?

Moreover, if i have my way, i will scrap many states, especially states with small land mass and not showing signs of sustainability.


SE with a land mass of Oyo state wants 6 states . It is also the least populated region of the 6 regions.

jazzman7711:
Shut up there.

Germany’s annual budget is $2 trillion, while Nigeria’s is $40 billion.

Nigeria is a developing country like 80% of countries on Earth.

Building modern infrastructure on such a low budget is commendable and should be applauded.

You are not Germany. Ok?

The problem with you Nigerians is that you never travel to the REAL WORLD that comprises the 202 countries minus the less than 10 to 15 “advanced countries”.

So you end up STUPIDLY comparing Nigeria to “Germany”, “USA”, “France”, “Italy”, “UK”, “Dubai”, “Singapore”, COMPLETELY ignorant about how most of them acquired their wealth.

How many countries they invaded and slaughtered and looted for centuries.

No.

“Germany” is like this, so why is Nigeria not like that?

Totally shallow.

Tomorrow you will say you went to school.

YOU PEOPLE SHOULD START TRAVELLING TO THE REAL WORLD. From Cuba to India. From Jamaica to Honduras. From Brazil to Senegal. From Trinidad to Bolivia. From Mexico to Zimbabwe. From Angola to Sri Lanka. From Tanzania to Egypt. From Mongolia to Suriname. From Argentina to Colombia. From Gabon to Rwanda. From Madagascar to Myanmar. From Peru to Venezuela, and from Mozambique to Tanzania.

THEN you will know that Nigeria is not unique in having developmental issues. That the overwhelming majority of countries have bad roads, power cuts, and corruption.

That the world is far more than “Germany”, “U.S.”, “UK”, and “Dubai”.

You will stop feeling so inadequate and disgruntled.

Thank you for providing that man some education. Most people are quick to want Infrastructure of Dubai and Saudi arabia in Nigeria . Somethng along the lines of "is it not the same oil money".

It is like the kid of a bank cleaner wondering is it not the same bank the General Manager of the bank works to build a house and drive a car.


Nigeria has a shitty budget for 200 million to get things done , despite the corruption. Nigerias budget for 200 million people is the budget of 5 Universities in United States.

Kaare, omo kaaro Ojire !

ndidibabe:
My mum will be visiting me in Canada for the first time by January and she is 69 years old. She will also be going to UK to see my younger ones.

I need advice on the basic necessities that will make her stay worthwhile. I do not want to a miss thing paticularly as regards keeping her healthy.

Any suggestions on where to get her suitable clothing in Nigeria for that age travelling to a cold region for the first time? Guys, I need your kind suggestions.

let her get aspirin except if she is not advised to take one for the long trip. I expect she is taking about 20 hrs trip and blood clot embolism is common for her age, she can take that aspirin mid flight. She should bring blood pressure monitor possibly and get her vitamin D and ensure she uses the vitamin D everyday. Advised she holds the rail all the time she may have to climb the stairs in the house or outside.

Make sure she takes occasional strolls to receive sunlight possibly at least once a week. It may be snowing when she comes, prepare the warm jacket and keep the house warm and well heated. She should bring Nigerias panadol and treat Malaria once she arrives with malaria tablet.

Get Nigeria youtube movie subscriptions and music handy. If possible get her a small Tv just for her.

Varicella- zoster as it seems to follow the dorsal root ganglion dermatome.

Yes.
My comment when Tinubu was declared winner on March 1, 2023 is coming to pass. It will be a tough 18 months, but there will be turning point for his staunch critics. Dogara, Okupe, Omokri , Bwala e.t.c are all converts.

She should be allowed to pay what is owed within a new and short timeframe and regain the land. Cheap emotional blackmail like the minister was 14 bla bla is beside the point.

My understanding is that the they failed to comply with full payment of accrued charges to regularise ownership of the real estate within the stipulated timeline. There are punishment for such acts. In Us, uk e.t.c failure to pay property tax on a house may lead to house forfeiture. Nigerians don't like to follow rules and only dictatorial tendencies seems to get result with us. I bet she is begging to now pay the token instead of losing ownership. You cant own a 3.5 billion property and find it hard to pay less than 50 million naira charges of almost 40years.

She claimed building and land is worth over 3.5 billion naira, how come paying less than 50 million is now hard? Even banks will lend the family such money easily.

Curtis03360:
The topic about groom ditching her bride to be brought back some memories of what happened last year when my Ex texted to check on me and I decided to try my luck by inviting her to my hotel room in another state from hers and she willing came over.

We had fun for as long as we could and during those intervals, I discovered she was ignoring her calls and it was not until the following morning she decided to pick up her call after she dressed up because we had fun early that morning again since I know she’d be leaving for her place, she urged me not to talk and told the man she just woke up using the hotel curtail as background.

It was later I discovered she was getting married the following week, though she came with some contra pills in her back which she used immediately after fun. I didn’t miss her and saw all the bullets I dodged, even had to think in my head like is this how she’d be going to her male friends to have some last funs.

how i wish you realise how unwise you sound.

You slept with an ex UNprotected ? Someone you dont have a background of their waka.

Do you indulge in self hate?

It is like crossing a highway blindfolded.

AuthorMan:
You never hear PSquare Mama say they should not marry Yoruba. The reason most Igbo support Paul against Peter. Some people are.not civilized, they are only forming civilized. Very tribalistic set of people and they come online to call others tribalistic.
They hate themselves talk less other tribes.

Apart from the Osu they call another clan among them evil that "if you see this people and you see snake kill the igbo tribe first" I was where some Igbo guys were discussing it.
I forgot the name of the igbo tribe.

mbaise in Imo. They call ebonyi man Wawa, something along the lines of fake ibo. Ndi abakaleke is actually said in a derogatory way. I understand the ibos more than most of them understand themselves. I am close to certain, they will be on a path to destruction as a stand alone country.

Why still call her Osu, and reinforce the madness that is beyond 21st century imagination?

She is not an Osu, but her forefathers may have been referred or regarded as Osus , more of a social construct.

Ibos should be ashamed they kept this barbaric tradition , it is now a century after twins are no longer killed in Calabar. The similarity of this stupiid tradition is throwing twins in evil forest.

Social engineering. She made the statement before Shettimas outburst against her

Forkthiefnubu:
Throwing the dog a bone , that’s all this is and no we won’t fall for that

you acknowledge being a dog, that counts for something.

APOPTOSIS:
IF you are not tired with the situation of that country then you should be arrested.
You're complicit

if you have not done any introspection to see how you are the problem of the country; surely, you are the problem

ednut1:
The fan is Kele chukwu What kind of garbage journalism is this

well, could be a fan too. Its a skewed report though , as it is centric to Nigerian fans

FBIBOT:
Hmmmmm.... Can Nigeria ever host big events such as the world cup in this lifetime?

we have hosted under 17 and under 20 Fifa world cups? Many of you youngies think Nigeria started when you became aware.

Take Note: Each of those world cups held in Nigeria had at least 16 teams and hosted in at least 6 cities

Noticed how Obasanjo's name that loves to paint himself a saint appears. Nigerians have very short memory.

yinkeys:
And to some doctors
We can go on and on lol

and male prophets , pastors, pharmacists, pedicure artists....... Lol

Just taking it peeee.

When i saw 733 duplexes at the headline, i thought someone has quickly "cornered"20 out of the claimed 753 duplexes that were seized.

Entanglement:
for what I know!
The evening newspapers are the one becoming catholic sisters!

Go check and see if you will see young reverend sisters

There are more men than women as as last Nigeria census ! There are more lesbian homosexuals' than gay homosexuals.

Mindlog:
For every Nigerian male ordained a Catholic Priest, at least 4 Nigerian females get professed as a Reverend Sister.....so e balance out.😂😂😂

Catching cruise and chasing clout while stroking ego of some men. Are ladies not becoming catholic sisters? mtseew

When Tinubu became president last year i predicted a toughest 18months for him at the start. Nigerians have seen "shege" based on the reforms. What most people visualise when they hear reforms is instant noodles, unfortunately it does not work that way, it typically comes with real hard pain enroute success.

Most past presidents cowardly can not try these reforms because they are thinking of 2nd term or mass revolt. Buhari could not truly remove Subsidy for 8 yrs. Tinubu had to wait for 14 months to truly remove all fuel subsidy however if when navigated properly will birth a new nation. The foundation is relayed to promote productivity, discipline and vision . The budget of Nigeria a country of over 200 million can not afford to be same as a Tier B university in USA and we expect massive development

StaffofOrayan:
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Afe Babalola accuses Fayemi, Fayose, and Oni of Failure in Ekiti State Development

When people like Afe Babalola think their own freedom of speech supercedes that of others, this is what we get!
It's the dummmmies that support these crap that surprises me,

They were public servant governors of the state. Weren't they? You line of argument to justify your view is faulty, though your view may be right.

UrennaNkoli:
Can't blame the teacher. Some Corp members can be very arrogant and rude. This one in the picture looks like she lacks basic home training.

keep shut, i hope you are not female though.
It's obvious the teacher has mental problem and should be receiving treatment. Not all mad people are naked.

Frigga13:


It’s been proven that what elders see why sleeping ..
all this children won’t see even on an iroko ..


Obasanjo came and laced third term with so many goodies for Nigeria ..

He failed


Tinubu here again .. another Yoruba man is here again with tax reform .. with so many goodies to blind citizens of his intention and interest .. he already failed

And his Yoruba people has been everywhere explaining out .. it consciously not touching most important


They failed already


Make dem curse and abuse

Na the old eastern Nigeria that has lumped and will be the ones to wail much .. if this succeed .

Why is it that anytime Yoruba gets to villa .. they also want to grab and grab.. and always want to manipulate the system and the citizens

it is obvious this fellow has "Yoruba" by default in his response box on Nairaland, he types some more shiit around the" Yoruba" to make a comment on Nairaland. I see all signs of autism, and it cracks me up.

I thought that is what you are paid heavily for. In legislating a bill, the stakeholders are invited through public hearing, private hearing e.t.c at commitee level as well. Do your job and stop spewing shit. All of that stakeholders input is then accounted for to finetune bill before passage or dropping the bill.
This Kalu should get acquainted again with process of passing a bill to an act. He is there to think and work not eat kolanut and say yay or nay.

So much delusion in a set of people, imagine trolling yourself🙄☺️☺️

Kukutente23:
No sir. Irev was not litigated in Osun. It was BVAS that was litigated

if you listen to the hypocritical report by the former minister who claimed to have resigned from PDP hours ago, he specifically talked about discrepancy from BVAS., this can not be presented in election tribunal because PDP had their way at the supreme court 2022 Osun state election. Current APC is still a big learner when compared to PDP. PDP political actors are way brutal when election manipulations are involved. 2023 presidential election worst manipulation was in PDP wikes state against LP. It is people who are just following Nigerian politics some 5 years ago that can be deceived by the PDP rhetorics

I believe the Edo 2024 gubernatorial election was a close one, and APC would still have won despite some irregularities which favored both major parties.

I have been following Nairaland for 14 years, this year is the first time, that the energy was almost matched. It is a shame some people do not realise Yorubas were merely reactive to the tribalism for a long time. I hope Seun can find a way to nip the negative trend, i bet he is tired.