₦airaland Forum

obviously you are not in my class. how could you sound like this and have me have a good impression of you. and don't try to justify yourself. i've lived on the bronx before, and Bleep means just what i say it is. there is nothing french about it.

thankfully these are not elijah's days, our d***ks would have been burnt by fire. castration by fire. But on a serious note, our days are more dreadful than the days of Elijah. Want to know why I say so?

go and wash that mouth. is that what you were trained at home to be saying to people. pray you don't meet me because you would be so ashamed of yourself. ISH

They say if the mountain won't go to Moh'd, then Moh'd will go to the mountain. If they've kept on rejecting you, then it's time you rejected them. Go outside to Europe or the Americas and go get yourself some professional accounting license. I wonder when we will stop making things difficult for ourselves in Africa, and yet we are so sorrily substandard despite all the brouhaha.

Nude.

What are you wearing right now?

Me, now I am as my mama gave birth to me. Why? There is so much heat here.

Well better than allowing a brother go and embarrass himself. No try shirt and trouser o. If you wanna donne a suit, use the long types. and wear plastic pants/boxers

a-drop, for three years consecutively my phone's never blinked off. contact me then i can answer when i meet a nairalander

Guys, if na woman you dey go find for church, abeg wear very long caftans to hide that guy when he stands at attention. Talking from experience.

If God were not real, it means He wouldn't exist. Then we, too, would never have been.

What are the differences between Jesus Christ and Mohammed?

The only thing they have in common is human nature. That is where it ends.

The bible is God's word without controversy. No reason has to be adduced. Period! Whether or not you like it, religion is a question of dogma. Call me whatever you want, no man can ever understand the 'why' of faith in God.

You are asked to make only one decision, which will determine whether or not you will live. You are not told the exact outcome, but you are just asked to decide. One or the other will fetch you death. And the big question is: Will you continue in your religion, or will you leave it? Remember, any of them could lead to your untimely death. What's your take?

Well, thanks to Islamism, we now have new courses of study and steady cash flowing in to our pockets due to issues in conflict resolution. So enjoy the ride while it lasts.

There is no need to enunciate. All I know is that the bible is God's word.

The Catholics claim Simon Peter was the first Pope. Granted! How come he had a mother-in-law, and then the Catholics say priests are not to be married. (Mark 1: 29-31)

Ron Kenoly is anointed to praise God. It's Don Moen who's meant for worship.

10 December is the day. Anyone? Especially female.

A woman gave birth to a bouncing baby boy (as they usually say). Time came for baby to be breast-fed. When Mama would pop the boob to him, he'd shut his lips tightly. When everyone was trying to force his mouth open so he'd suck, he responds thus: "Hey, I know babies aren't supposed to speak on their first day on earth, but please let me break protcol now. Mama, if you do not show me your NAFDAC registration number, I ain't sucking your milk."

that's my real name.

Well, it would have been quite a boring world. You must know this: Like sex, conflict is a human experience that must be enjoyed and exploited to its fullest. So whatever would engender conflict makes for interest.

as long as God dey alive, impossican't. if not, then homo good.

Me and occultist? Haa! As far as the sun is from the stream in my village and cannot meet, that is the distance between me and them.

1) What's your take on polygamy? Shouldn't there be legislation against it by now in Nigeria?

2) And what would you do if your wife were among those asking you to take on a second?