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presido1 no hurry. ka m mbatazie nigeria anyi ge kwuonu.

None of the above. Just that I want to let you know it's not in big names. Some small dudes like me know their onions.

indeed, what a name. it means shit somewhere that i went

I confess I went off my lid, but having done some research, I cannot find evidence anywhere that she actually said all Nigerians are corrupt. This is the very last time I will raise dust over some unconfirmed event. In order to be unbiased, I suggest you follow these links below.

http://sunday83.tigblog.org/post/232251

http://www.punchontheweb.com/Articl, 00707260133325

http://www.naijarules.com/vb/news-current-affairs-theatre-culture-politics/23638-all-nigerians-corrupt-oprah-winfrey.html

I won't waste my breath on this case again.

At a funeral.

The widow was crying so much, almost disrupting proceedings at her late husband's funeral. It was an even more riotous scene when he was to be lowered in to the grave. She practically would not let the coffin bearers lower him, often trying to jump in the grave, but was restrained hitherto. The minister then declares, "Oh, see how truly she loved him, even unto death. Please, coffin bearers, seeing we can't proceed without her wanting to jump in, grab her and throw her in with the husband's remains, lets bury them together." Then the widow bolts like a rocket away from the place. Service continues.

;d

i ge nyem imported non-alcoholix. achoro m i messa up myself

Alright! Here it is. Revelations 2 verses 20 to 23.

A young girl of about 8 years had died. Since it was a child who had died, it was decided by her father that she'd be buried the same day. The mother cried uncontrollably, and was inconsolate. She was led to the bedroom to be comforted, and while there, she cried and prayed saying, "God, if you raise my child back to life, I will serve you better than before."

God hears her and raises up the girl. There is commotion in the sitting room where she was laid in state. Everyone took off. So the girl goes to her mother's room and calls out, "Mama, where are you?" The mother runs under her bed and screams at the top of her voice, "Esther, you have died. Go away! Don't come near me." Esther replies, "But Mama, God said you asked me to come back." Mama screams back, "He is lying o. I never said such a thing. Please go away."

If na you, wetin you for do?

Hey, lets be objective here. I am very Igbo, and proud to be so. But lets not hype what we do not have. If there is anyone who can be counted among the have-the-worst-foods, we would be the ones. Most of the South South can lay claim rightly to the title of best food preparers.

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One thing I noticed about him is that he is more aged than he looks on TV.

DUNAMIS SOUND ENGINEERS FUUUUUUCKED UP!

i witnessed Kenoly performance LIVE! while at d back stage 1st floor of d stadium, d artiste shook his head in a displeasing look after performance.

could u imagine it has bcom a norm in our churches today that any special guest to perform in any occasion goes homes unhappy just because of d way d speaker echoes and vibrate. when he make speech/comment, it echoes 3 or 4 times. thats y he didnt make use of d instruments meant for programme instead he rather play from his CD album. people afar off didnt noticed all these, thats y is good getting close to the stage 2 see all whole + and -.

he introduced his white-pianist and his last son d drummer for d programme. these r d only people who came wit him 4 d Abuja concert

Dunamis! Just big name. I do better than all their engineers. That's what is taking me on an African tour right now. And yet I can bet you not many Nigerians have even as much as heard my name. I work to such a degree of perfection no ones needs to notice I am there.

presido1 biko hapu kwa snazzy. okwa nwanne m obere, and akpo bem home for more than 2 wks now. onye obula chozie ilu ha, bia nyem mu mmanya first of all.

Omoge, I don hear. Sawry.

HIV/AIDS may be that. I will give the bible reference to it in my next post on this thread.

Spoilt, don't bring up the issue of Mary the mother of Jesus. Even me, I for stone am if she tell me that kind of thing. Pregnant without a man! This is something more contemporary and believable than immaculate conception. Covenant University should not in any way discriminate against PLWA. It's simply wrong. And I am optimistic Bishop Oyedepo does not know, and when he does he will upturn the decision. After all, some of his members are PLWA.

kedi ha, ele ndi iro gi, nwanna

omoge, na wa for you. chinese na nigerian tribe?

Oprah Winfrey is one twisted satanist. I am a Nigeria and I am not corrupt, thus, that proves her wrong. Let her go sit in the dust. Idiot!

the tribes of southern cross river and those in akwa ibom

Shakur is it. Years after his death, his releases are still relevant, and new ones are coming out. BIG is practically forgotten, except that he's in the Hip-Hop Hall of Fame and is commemorated every year.

He was in Uyo in 2003, hosted by Pastor Abel Damina of Power Chapel. I was there, so it's not hearsay. One thing I noticed about him is that he is more aged than he looks on TV.

even with three moves you can't checkmate the black. your king is just left at the mercy of the black queens move to checkmate

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You're right. Allah is the Moon God of the ancient Arab pagan religion. An impersonation of God.

In principle they've done nothing wrong to warrant lawsuits just yet. Until someone has been victimized, we can only sit and watch.

Kuns, God punish you thoroughly for this slight on the bible. You are worse than Satan.

One of the scariest moments I ever had was the day armed robbers came to my granddad's house. I was the only one in that night. I was so scared, but did not panic. I decided to gamble with chance. I picked my granddad's shotgun, though it was empty, and waited in the parlor while they broke the door. Immediately they gained entry, I raised it and said, "I was waiting for you." They did not wait to find out if it was loaded. They just split like hell outta there. Afterwards, I asked myself, "S'pose they hadn't run?" And that scared me more than the actual event.

A man whose name was Okorie got coverted to the Hellenistic Church, was baptized in this manner: He was dipped thrice in water and told, "Once you were Okorie, now you are Athanasius." The Priest then admonished him not to eat meat again, but could eat fish.

One morning the Priest paid him a surprise visit and found him munching on chicken. He asked him, "Athanasius, why are you eating chicken?" To which he replied, "No it is not chicken; it is fish. I dipped it three times in oil and christened it fish."

No. That is why there is so much furore over GM foods. You cannot replace naturals in any way.

There's nothing wrong in marrying a man older than you by any number of years. All needed is that you love and respect him, and he be ready to do same, and treat you as an equal to him.

There was this girl who on puberty began to develop what every woman should have, and she was already looking voluptuous. So the mother, anxious for the chastity of her daughter called her aside and advised her, "Any day a boy or man touches your breast, tell him 'Don't'. If he touches you down below, tell him 'Stop'.

On this fateful day, she went to fetch water and on her way back home, a guy stopped her to discuss "something" with her. While there, he touched her breasts and down below, so she just said, "Dont Stop!" The guy, encouraged, continued to touch until she hit orgasm.

When she got home, she told her mother, "Mommy, that thing you told me, I love it. This boy was just touching me and I was just saying "Don't Stop", and I enjoyed it so much."