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otokx: my future is very bright

I sense some regional sentiments from you. Though I could be wrong.

Tell me why I should not think that the questions from twitter were not selected. This time they must have thought it wise not to use phone calls as it was too obvious the last time that calls were arranged.

Budgetary allocation of food and refreshment in the villa. Now thats the kind of question we want to hear

He was asked about cost of governance why is he relating it to salary increase of the work force of Nigerian citizens? He did not answer the question @ all except i missed it.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Oh Jesus! We are gonna be subjected to another pre-written and rehearsed "chat" again!

Let's have a drinking game, for every time He says "We Pray", "We hope" and "Working on it" we take a shot of vodka (Undiluted oh)[/quote]Oya sisi kill where are you? drinking time! His answer on the issue of job creation. Still playing the same old CD and now the CD has scratched. We are worknig, working, working, working.

In summary his answer is that he has no clue and journalists should investigate and tell him about the situation of petroleum licences and fuel scarcity. HMMM.

Finally a sensible question. Now let's see his reaction to this and give a fair judgement

On a lighter note is president GEJ waring lip gloss?

Not bad @ all . But it's not exactly their best song though. And this alingo dance step looks like a modified form of azonto

Ucheosefoh: post ur own joke make we see or beta still shaarap

I'm not a comedian and I'm not trying to be one. But if I see a funny joke i'll laugh and compliment the joker if not i'll criticise ok.

Redmosquito: [/b]
At bolded!

Lol @ boondocks I remember that episode. @ your jokes try harder not funny for now. Just my thought.

engrfcuksmtin: Sadist.

Nope not @ all, realist is more appropriate.

Sincere 9gerian: This thread is an example of why Nigeria is DECAYING. Almost all the comments made so far could be described in one word- SENSELESS. This is a perfect example of how we waste our time in UNPRODUCTIVE ventures that end up multiplying poverty in GEOMETRIC PROGRESSION in this country. When our UNPRODUCTIVE ventures are rewarded with POVERTY, we turn round to blame govt. Ladies and gentlemen, Niger delta and Igbo oil money is INSUFFICIENT to feed 165million people. We must all get our hands dirty in PRODUCTIVE ventures. If we must talk or chat, it must be PRODUCTIVE. Your contribution on this forum should increase your country's GDP.
Thank you

Off topic and out of point

Redmosquito: Minion: My King! You called?!
Hades: I just wasted 2mb on this page, Go and boil water for me!
Minion: My Lord! Here is the boiling water
Hades:**Pours the boiling water on OP"
OP: Yeeeeeee! I don die oooo! Abeg I no go do am again!!!

No disrecpect dude, but seriously I'm beginning to wonder why get so many likes for such dry jokes . or do you have multiple user ID's?

I did not read before posting but I know that this is going to be a hilarious thread.

Have not read the topic but will comment judging from the title. As ministers and members of the federal executive council they should be disciplined enough to know that when having a meeting with the president and commander in chief their phones should be swithced off. Answering phone calls duriing FEC meetings only shows their empty headedness, disrespect for the offie of the president as well as scorn and disdain for the person with the intials GEJ

tampa1871: Thank you very much, we share thesame school of thought, I was just sick of the whole situation. we are suffering in the midst of plenty. Given the opportunity, I will be content with a house and more than enough salary and benefits provided for the office. It is more than enough for a sane person to survive with. One day we will die and would not take any of these material things to heaven. If my needs are being met, i don't need all the excesses. Warren Buffet drives a ten year old car. Most rich poeple don't own a lot of these luxuries, they would rather lease. I wouldn't like to be subjected to any OYIBO'S rulership, they are not superior. I pray that God should raise the right people to lead us. I know you are as concerned as I am, and I really much appreciate your positions as well. Stay Blessed and GOD BLESS OUR NIGERIA.

On point! Couldn't have said it any better myself. I PRAY GOD DELIVERS OUR COUNTRY SOONEST

tampa1871: Thank you very much. You see, Nigerians are among the most intelligent people on the face of this planet. We are very enterprising and most importantly we know all the solutions to our porblems. God has also blessed us with the resources to combat all these problems. We have written every blueprints imaginable and wasted billions of dollars at implementing them, yet we are still battling with the same problems since independence. Don't you think something is wrong with us. SAME ISSUES, this is very pathetic. Imagine a "STATE GOVERNOR" buying brand new jet and Helicopter when there are gullies on the road that makes it impassable. Governance is about service to the people, is about creating an atmosphere for the people to thrive where the people can dream and achieve such, Mayor Bloomberg of New York city earns $1 (One Dollar) per year. He cannot even influence ordinary employment of his own family member. He would not give letter of recommendation either for employment or for contract. It's a level plain field where everybody is subject and plays by the same rule. No God-fatherism. Imagine students studying under the tree, what would such children assimilate? I saw a school classroom with no roof with kids sitting on a bare floor in NIGERIA and someone is buying a JET. That is evil. OYIBO man has a heart. At least they will give you constant electricity, water to drink, a place to lay your head, food to eat and at least make you look decent, and when you are sick, they will take care of you. Your education is free and mandatory to High School Level. They know the children will not assimilate with empty stomach, they feed them. All these are basic needs that I believe should be a right. We know to do these but sadly we won't do them. Since the President, Ministers, Governors, Commissioners and other Executives are on salary, they are hired by the people to not only govern but also to make sure things work to make life easier, we have been drawing from thesame pool of people and we have been getting the same result which is failure, isn't it better to draw from another pool i;e :OYIBO'S. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result. When these OYIBO'S were here, things were better. If we can't handle things, why can't we try them again. With all our smartness, we have failed ourselves. After 50 years we are still crying about electricity, rice, water, education, health, we have oil but we would rather import simply because some people has to make money in turn to oppress the masses. And these people live among us!. The whole land has been desecrated crying and to be appeased.
Please I have to stop here, the more I thing about this the angrier I become.

My brother make no mistakes like I said before and I am still saying I share your pain and completely agree with all the points you have raised. But with the exception of laying our hopes on fellow human beings of the caucasian variety. Like you have rightfully stated there are smart Nigerians out there home and abroad. But what you have failed to note is that majority of the people who have ruled us since our independence are not as smart as you think and do not fall into that category. To be specific as far as I am concerned they are glorified chimpanzees with IQ's a little bit higher than jungle animals (literally speaking). I say so because only in the jungle you see the kind of behaviour most of our leaders exhibit. That is to say only in the jungle will the strongest chimpanzee in the herd gather all the bananas for himself and not care about whether the other animals are dying of hunger or not. In other words when governors are using public funds to buy private jets for themselves they do so because they are less than human. Looting the treasury which you are in charge of with the full awareness that your greed and actions is causing untold suffering for the people you govern is not conventional in human nature. It is as a result of insanity, arrant stupidity or chronic illiteracy. But unfortunately, majority of the people who have been at the helms of affair since inception of this country all have this idosyncratic tendency which has been passed down from generation to generation and has almost turned to an established norm. Where it is disturbing is because these rulers are human beings and not animals or like Fela said (animals in human skin). That Fela bit just popped up as I was typing so now I know I am on point . Anyways, in summary not all Nigerians are like the insane people ruling the country. some actually have a conscience. So what we need is not different form of government and certainly not any western rule but the right people in government. And where our hopes and prayers should lie is for that to happen as soon as possible. So I ask you if given the opportunity to rule will you be corrupt or will you do the right thing? if you will be corrupt then mabye you need a superior human being of another race to rule over you. But what I need is for the right people of sound mind that know what governance is really about, from my country to hold positions of authority.

tampa1871: This is a serious issue that bleeds my heart. Far from sarcasm. I am extreemly serious with my suggestions and I believe things should not continue like this. Even Ghana solution would not be enogh to solve Nigeria's problems.

I share your pain but vehemently disagree with your suggestion. So if you are given the chance to make a change in your own capacity through the mantle of leadership, you will contract the job to an OYIBO man? SMH

tampa1871: I think there should be a convocation where solutions to our problems would be proferred. This country was once beautiful, during colonial rule. Maybe we should contract governance to an OYIBO person and pay them salary, by that they would be unbiased, they will do their job without any prejudice, we will judge them by their results, from the federal to the states we should give them free hands to chose who they want to work with them, even if their Ministers, Commisioners and other executives are OYIBO'S, so be it. Since we have tried several forms of government without success, maybe this will serve us better.

I know you are being sarcastic but nawa for you sha. what a thing to say!

@ poster almost every problem with Nigeria was captured in that piece. The solutions to the issues captured in the write up could be used as a template to make Nigeria a really great nation. haven said that I have been observing your posts and topics and I must say you are beginning to make me see General Buhari in a positive manner. If your ideologies are a true reflection of his character then that means the man really means well for the country and might actually make a positive change if given the chance. I am not holding brief for him but to be honest I fall into the category of Nigerians who were too young to know what was happening in the country when he was head of state (most a lot of nairalanders were not even born then) so any negative information I hear about him is simply based on hear say because I am unable to judge for myself (apart from the PTF issue). Just a thought though, but i am still skeptical and a bit cynical. Kudos to the OP for a brilliant literary piece of art.

jaw jaw: @OP wants to separate the girls from the women abi?

because if you wore this sandals to skul you are r woman and if not u r a girl

Very true!!

There are at least 5 threads with this same video. I think they should be closed and just one thread should be open for comments and viewer discertion be advised

Any person with just an average IQ that is relatively scientifically exposed and oriented even if not engineering or applied science inclined will take this news with a pinch of salt. No need to talk or argue too much, I comment my reserve as I do not have the strength to go into arguments with anyone with a contrary opinion on this kind of issue .

Sirniyeh: back to sender

LOL If you must know I am of sound mind.

Sirniyeh: Euromillion, na wa for you o!
The most persecuted today on this thread is me. Na wa o. But many people perish for being ignorant to the truth. Dont let us deceive ourselves, those who dont believe me are babies. Dont worry, I'm working on a pdf to comprehensively explain how money ritual works. I will explain how you can use herbs to better your life, without patronising any herbalist.
May be you hold fake sixth and seveth and eight and nineth and tenth books of moses. Original is scarce because it works wonder.
Money will come indeed, with cbn serial numbers, confirmed original and you will take to bank for saving. It's just a pity that some are blindfolded with theology. Hun un un, i reserve my comment.
Blood money is different from money influenzer which has no human parts. It is to make business thrive.
If you dont believe in voodoo, i think you will believe in TOUCH and FOLLOW.....oh you make me remember my campus days.
Pls dont provoke me. I dont advise you for blood money o, but just to establish that it is real. I remember early this year, i met a lady on 2go. She explained to me how her parents refused the man he loves most for marriage. I never knew her and never contacted before but via 2go i only told her what to do without ritual. They are getting married december.
You all need prayer additives.

I don't mean to sound offensive, but I am beginning to question your sanity!

obowunmi: Money ritual is a myth - what exists is, body part sales and trade. People are paid for stealing, taking, or murdering their innocent neighbors for their body parts, which is sold to Nigerian hospitals or India.

This almost makes sense, but the question is what are the hospitals going to do with some of those body parts like the genitals. Organs like kidneys sound logical. @ topic When the whole Okija shrine escaspade was exposed I remember reading the police report in newspapers and what the police claimed is that the properties of the ritual victims were brought to the shrine and eventually sold off. That was the logic behind how they made money off the victims.

jeffoski: Ewwwoooo Chei I hope the 1st pics is not Nigeria cos her tag is looking as if it is and is it me or does the transgendered look like Muna (former MBGN who is now a rapper)small?

ItsModella: chei, na true o...I just dey look am sef.

Shollypopz: He/She looks like he/she is Nigerian ooo

Btw, I wish the op did not tell us they were transgender until a lot of ppl have posted. You'll be shocked at the amount of straight men calling them beautiful.

To honest, they look too good to be true. What is the world turning into??

Apparently all your observations are correct. I did some research on google and found out that she/he/it came second

Sources: http://www.gistus.com/10471/nigerias-transgender-beauty-queen-2nd-international-queen-pageant


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heBroU6HqOg



Disturbing!

"[b]A couple more questions will suffice to illustrate this point. Why is it that each time Barrack Obama is about to submit himself for a Presidential election and seek a mandate from his people there is a raging, monuemental, earth-shattering and record-breaking freak of a storm which kills numerous people in America? It happened a few days before his Presidential election in 2008 and it is has just happened again a few days before his Presidential election in 2012. Again why is it that on the first day of the convention of the opposition Republican party, both in 2008 and again this year, yet another violent and dangerous killer storm hit the towns in which the two conventions were held causing them both to be partially disrupted? What is Obama's relationship with the elemental forces? What is his relationship with God or some lesser deity? What is his source of power and what is his spiritual foundation? There is no doubt that he is a powerful orator and that he delivers brilliant speeches that mesmerises his audience. Yet so did Adolf Hitler and we all know what he was".
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This has got to be one of the most stewpid things I have ever read. Going by this philosophy that these natural disasters are as a result of ties that Obama has with the underworld or Antichrist or whatever. Then the same should also go for Fani Kayode during the time when he was aviation minister and there were a lot of plane crashes. He should have kept his thoughts to himself because these his conspiracy theories are just a load of crap

edelweiss: Am yet to see a bank worker who isn't prudent with money, and the worse of them are those who studied accounting! Very very prudent.In any relationship it should be a voluntary act of the man to take care of his woman, no one is asking him to foot her entire bills, it just a natural thing for a man for a man to take care of his woman, without being told, but these days the money that wld have been perfectly okay for a man to tae care of his woman is spent on 20 girls! Thous dos 20 girls will term d man as stingy. All a girl want is support this sense of being taken care of, u know not buying her the world. Even if she is working, u need to be giving her little token, if she reasonable too she will be offering u gifts too from time to time or make meals with her own money.

Word! Very honest talk. Most reasonable and realistic post on this thread. Oya tell me thank you

usmsam: Mumu! Pakistani people r not arab. They r indian. Please go back to school and take geography lessons again. Mtcshewww!

Did you have to call him a mumu? rather childish of you! Besides its forgivable to mistaken a Pakistani for an Arab because of their Islamic and Asian heritage. @ topic this is just a sad and disturbing incident.

]Are Boko rams now going back on their religious beileves? I thought they don't interact with "infidels" now they are proposing negotiations after receiving a collosal a.ss whooping from JTF. They should continue with their Jihad and what they believe in instead of looking for amnesty and renumerations. Stu.pid goats!!

all4naija: You can never explain facts to typical Nigerian to accept them when his or her mind is made up. Some Nigerians are just allergic to facts!

You are totally right on that. No need to stress myself any further. Thanks