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CrimeRe: UNIZIK Graduate Dies After She Was Poisoned By A Guy She Turned Down by Chris2863(m): 10:24am On Jul 24, 2020
Afonjas on it again
TravelRe: Boat Accident At Okrika Kalio Rivers, 16 Persons Rescued Alive (Graphic Photos) by Chris2863(m): 3:52pm On Jul 23, 2020
Asquare84:
This is the reason why we need to see pastor for prayers before embarking on any journey
You are a Christian without faith... Oga or madam, always pray your way out. You don't need any pastor to pray for your safety, Christ never created you to run to your pastor in time of need but to seek his own face.
RomanceRe: We Met In 2017 On Nairaland And In July,2020 We Got Married by Chris2863(m): 10:34pm On Jul 22, 2020
MJBOLT:
That lady no be nairalander abeg undecided na ugly girls full this forum
Hahahhhahahahabahahhaah
RomanceRe: My Past Memories Is Making Me Hate Her And I Want To End It Now by Chris2863(m): 8:22pm On Jul 22, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
I just came here to Read this Your Interesting Story,... Oga, I have no Advise to give you grin grin
I swear, the guy is truly a he goat as she said
CrimeRe: Nigerian Men Killing Their Wives In The United States. by Chris2863(m): 6:21pm On Jul 22, 2020
ScotMisile:
Okd story,but still educative.....Run away from poor girls...village girls etc
Old story yet you never post something make we read
EducationRe: What Is The Most Embarrassing Day Of Your Life In School? by Chris2863(m): 12:38pm On Jul 22, 2020
kiddkash:
1. I wasn't exactly shy, then but in JSS 3 I winked at a class mate of mine.
when she came, smiling and asked if it was her I winked at, I was so shy and out of sorts, I said no it was someone behind her
she was pretty and I don't really know how to maintain eye contact. I still don't know how to maintain eye contact

2. people in my class in SS3 use to mess(fart) a lot because of the food we were given as we were all boarders.
I tried doing mine slowly when my school principal came to my class, I didn't know when water water shit commot.

3. when I was in CEDEC, kudaisi street. I asked my class teacher to go out to urinate, she refused, saying I should go and sit down
within seconds, I urinated on my body then the teacher told me to go out.
I couldn't go back to class that day.
Yours was abnormalities
EducationRe: What Is The Most Embarrassing Day Of Your Life In School? by Chris2863(m): 12:32pm On Jul 22, 2020
TissuePaper:
Well as an upcoming artiste I registered to perform at my University carnival. I was a very shy introvert so I decided to take some substances so as to gain confidence to perform in front of the crowd. Voila my time came and I was called on stage. What really happened I still can't remember all I know was that I started seeing stones, corn Hobbs(shuku agbado), bottle being thrown at me. The M.C just came to put his arm around me and walked me off the stage politely. How I didn't commit suicide that day I don't know. The most painful part was a girl that I was about to knack that was there. The girl said she saw someone that looks like me on stage. Me wey I be ode instead of me to deny I said yes na so she block me ooo. My only chance of getting laid at the University. 3 years after University at 25 am still a virgin na wa oo.
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
PoliticsRe: Sowore: Reno Omokri's Open Letter To Macarthur Foundation by Chris2863(m): 2:12am On Jul 22, 2020
[quote author=CilicMarin post=91957383]The OP is Reno Omkri....KikBuhari2Duara is one of his numerous handles on Nairaland...


All the responses that follow this topic are all owned by Reno and His WhatsApp Group members...

[b]Reno Is a shameless lying he goat..
You are a fool forever
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What's The Most Painful Loss You Have Had This Year 2020? by Chris2863(m): 8:08pm On Jul 21, 2020
BOOOMNAIJA:
Be ur own boss!.....stop looking for government job upandan..... emancipate urself from slavery.
Sharaaap
CelebritiesRe: Prophet Odumeje Sprays Money And Dances With Flavour by Chris2863(m): 5:24pm On Jul 21, 2020
He will still pack his money from the ground
FamilyRe: How Guys Use Marriage To Plunge Themselves Into Perpetual Poverty. by Chris2863(m): 1:50pm On Jul 21, 2020
I don't even know what to write because I can't advice others when I'm still struggling too.... You are a good man and God will bless you for helping him...
SportsRe: Mikel Obi’s Exit Cost Trabzonspor League Title – Turkish Fans by Chris2863(m): 1:30pm On Jul 21, 2020
Roundpeg:
Hmmmm, how many legs does Mikel use in playing?
Sharaap
PoliticsRe: Kemebradikumo Pondei Slumps During Reps Committee Interrogation by Chris2863(m): 3:18pm On Jul 20, 2020
eneyoduke:
I watch him doing drama after hearing question about billion spending
Lolz. The man must be a joker
CelebritiesRe: 50 Hollywood/European Stars That Were Yoruba by Chris2863(m): 7:12pm On Jul 19, 2020
Bunch of unpopular actors and actresses... Afonjas, una sorry. You guys didn't write hushpuppi..hahahah
CrimeRe: Oworonshoki: The Lagos Slum Where Hushpuppi Bought Food On Credit & Washed Cars by Chris2863(m): 11:50am On Jul 19, 2020
Most of you are not rejoicing because he was arrest but because you want everybody to be poor like you. Motherfuckers.....hahhaha
CrimeRe: Oworonshoki: The Lagos Slum Where Hushpuppi Bought Food On Credit & Washed Cars by Chris2863(m): 11:48am On Jul 19, 2020
Olabode971:
Hmmm... Once a poor boy became Billionaire Now behind the bar with nothing tangible to write about...


#WhatALifeInsideLife
Who told you, even if he spend 50yrs there, coming out, he will still be richer than your whole generation... It's not a curse but a fact
CultureRe: We Summoned The Spirit Of Ooni Aderemi From His Tomb - Ooni Of Ife by Chris2863(m): 10:21pm On Jul 18, 2020
allen113:
[b]he was extremely happy
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lol
FamilyRe: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by Chris2863(m): 3:32pm On Jul 18, 2020
For eight good years, are you serving your brother till eternity?
RomanceRe: Scammed By A Lady. Any Chance Of Getting My Money Back? by Chris2863(m): 12:00am On Jul 18, 2020
Afonjas will say Pele
Science/TechnologyRe: Fish With Human-Like Teeth Caught In Malaysia (Photos) by Chris2863(m): 12:16pm On Jul 17, 2020
freshkpomo:
Cute but will not suit an aquarium.



Together we can make Nigeria better


Nigerian youths team-up let's reclaim Nigeria



God bless Nigeria
Off point
CelebritiesRe: Bodybuilder, Joanna Thomas Dies At 43 by Chris2863(m): 12:11pm On Jul 17, 2020
I know most of you will like to watch her porn
EducationRe: Zainab Aliyu Completes NYSC (Photos) by Chris2863(m): 11:09pm On Jul 16, 2020
Her tooth pass 34 oo
Nairaland GeneralRe: 15 Things You Shouldn't Do In Public. by Chris2863(m): 4:47pm On Jul 16, 2020
Bla Bla Bla
FoodRe: Food Is Ready: I Killed This Monitor Lizard In My Farm This Afternoon by Chris2863(m): 1:05am On Jul 15, 2020
God forbid bad thing
RomanceRe: Masturbation: I Learnt To Stop The Hard Way. by Chris2863(m): 12:23am On Jul 14, 2020
What sort of damaged men are here please? Take it or not, masturbation is very bad and it brings stagnation
HealthRe: Hilarious Face Masks Around The World by Chris2863(m): 11:13am On Jul 13, 2020
Orire01:
Is okay!








I still sell affordable laptops.


Details on my signature.
What's your location and price range?
Drop your number if possible so I can chat you up.
PoliticsRe: AGF, Abubakar Malami Son's Wedding Video As Money Rains by Chris2863(m): 4:20pm On Jul 11, 2020
They should go and learn how to spray money from the igbos. See how boring the environment is..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Best Gift For A Millionaire Mentor (Please Help Me) by Chris2863(m): 9:25pm On Jul 10, 2020
blackpanthar:
Who is talking about hardcopy.

Go and pay for a good ebook joor and have it delivered to his email
If you gift me book, I return it to you
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi Was Married To Shawana Nakesia Chapman For St. Kitts Citizenship by Chris2863(m): 11:17am On Jul 10, 2020
Uteghe:
grin duped and dumped. Same thing Dominican Rep did to Diezani.
What do you know about diezani? Before you comment, make sure you understand the topic
PoliticsRe: NNPC, SNEPCO Donate 16 Vehicles To Lagos State Government (photos) by Chris2863(m): 1:13pm On Jul 09, 2020
iberrylee:
JAC MOTORS NIGERIA is owned (assembled) in Nigeria by Elizade motor company owned by a true omoluabi Chief Michael Ade-Ojo who is also the founder of Elizade University, Ilara Mokin, Ondo State grin
We no dey make noise we just do our thing and we excel in all our endeavors. grin

Bush man










If you are pained u can find the nearest transformer and hug
PoliticsRe: Agboola Ajayi Sues Ondo Assembly Over Impeachment Move by Chris2863(m): 4:21am On Jul 08, 2020
NaijaRoyalty:
Akeredolu is a baby politician who only rigged his way to office through the help of his former SSG.

Ajayi Agboola, Insha Allah , is the next governor of Ondo state and nothing will stop that.
You will just open your smelling mouth waaaaaaa

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