₦airaland Forum

Nigeria will start getting better the day our leaders stop taking orders from this satanic Agency called IMF!

Mr Governor,what have you done with the 13% ? Nothing! Your lamentation is just a cover-up for your failure and that of all other Administrators of Bayelsa State right from its creation. A State with just 8 LGAs,coupled with a relatively low population,and you want us to believe this your lamentation is justifiable? You have no excuse,sir!

hammer567:
Igbos know Ikwerre are Igbos.



Ikwerre know they are Igbos. We relate as Igbos and speak Igbo.



It is yoruba that came from Lagos colony that want to tell Ikwerre and Igbos who is Igbo and not Igbo.


The only fool here is the yoruba.


They fooled you and you fooled yourself.

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yewit37486:
Very very important to also implement a law for death penalty for corrupt office holders as is done in China and some Asian countries. The country needs to be cleansed from top to bottom, crooked politicians and their enablers/supporters, fraudsters and yahoo yahoo, kidnappers, drug pushers. No small thief or big thief should be left off the hook for it to be effective.

Exactly!

joemag:
I recently went home to check on my parents. It happens that our lastborn who is in a boarding school also was around for a week break they were given at school.

On one of the evenings as I was talking to her and her dreams and aspirations this 16 old girl told me she wanted to become a Feminist. I was shocked but remained calm and gently asked her what she meant by being a Feminist.
She told me that by that she aims to become an advocate of women's right. She started narrating how men are domesticating women and whole lots.
I was marvelled at her passion and zeal and how convincing she was .
Deep down I knew that I have a problem to solve and I needs pragmatic steps in order not to cause more harms.

This girl has written her JAMB with nice scores and will soon be in the varsity.

Please, is there anyone with concrete approach on how I will go about this?

If anyone tells you there is no problem right there,that person is only deceiving you! Don't ever allow that destructive ideas to grow any further in your sister! You do not only have to kill the serpent now,but you must ensure that you cut off its head completely!

I won't tell you more than that.

rahl12:
a fraud is a fraud. treats all same.

I'm not contesting that with you; fraud is fraud,of course! But from my observation,you seem to be sympathetic to the criminal actions of these Yahoo boys or are you one of them ?

Let me give you a hint here,you may save this page for a future reference: the government is proposing a law which is aimed at slamming a death penalty on anyone caught, trialled and found guilty of being an internet fraudster! I hope you're aware now that there is a law to that effect as regard drug traffickers,right ?

Believe it or not,Nigeria will be fixed. No criminal, whether a Politician or internet fraudster,will be spared the right punishment when found guilty after prosecution.

Ire o!

DasaintHope:

Little background:
I was born and raised in the North, Kaduna state to be precise, so i happen to experience first hand the lifestyle of core Northerners aka Hausa. So i've not been here since 2011 religious crisis.
I lost my mom last month when i was deployed in Sri lanka, i came back last week to see my aged father in Kano, you know spend my leave with family.

So here's the story:
Since i've been here ( a small community in Wudil Kano), ive noticed a trend. Gone were the days when beggars could only be found on the street, or amongst the disabled. A vast majority of the populace have been reduced to beggars. I mean some of this people literary knock on our gate and shameleslly sollicit for financial help from me especially knowing well i'm a visitor in the community, or even my sibling or my dad. According to my father, this has been the norm for a while, and popsy happens to be a retired Reverend and would always help people unless it's not in his power to do so.
Elders, children, even their hijab adorning women literary approach me with sob stories anytime i venture out of the house, especially if im putting on anything remotely resembling millitary fatigues.

What is puzzling and still hardening my heart against this people is this:
This are the same set of people who will collect 1k, maggi and oil to sell their vote. Or vote along ethno-religious lines with the illusion of holding power to the north, to islam, or to spite another segment of the country.
I hold no pity for them, God forgive me.

Let them suffer for 600 years.


Until Nigerians unite and understand that it is the rich vs poor, not islam vs christain, not igbo vs Yoruba vs Hausa, not APC vs PDP vs Lp, Not BAT, Atiku, or P.Obi.
Let them suffer i say.

Igbos are the major culprits of what you're blaming the Northerners for! The picture below represents how each region voted for the three leading Presidential candidates - Tinubu, Atiku, and Obi - during the last presidential elections.

Take a look at it and then ask yourself: who actually voted along ethnic and religious lines among the three major ethnic groups - Yoruba, Hausa/Fulani, and Igbo?

rahl12:
the person that steals Nigeria wealth is working free, non political person EFCC they show power

Is that your justification for supporting or being an active player yourself in the internet fraud ?

Curious345:
See as herdsmen are massacring my Yruba brothers like flies.. this got to stop! 🛑🛑

Yoruba will be fine;you should worry about the ongoing daily massacre in Enugu!

Smart Benin,I love their action!

AreaFada2:
Army use the military language "Pulling Out".

Serving officers "literally pull" the military wagon in which the retiring senior officers parade for the last time. With ropes attached to both sides in front of the wagon. Of course, not really with manpower but symbolically nowadays.

Retiring senior air force officers fly out in an helicopter and navy officers sail away in a boat for the last time.

These are military traditions, not mere correct English,

Of course,I know that. You should have simply put it this way : Nigerian Army Pulled Out 29 Army Generals. Using "Pulls out" and "Retired Generals" in the same sentence is misleading. You may want to check out your caption again :Nigerian Army Pulls Out 29 Retired Generals!

Almaigaa:
Thank God say no be those INNOSSON substandard Armoured Vehicles them buy. That one dey scatter for Road by itself. What will happen if them shoot am?

You can always trust the Yoruba to deliver QUALITY products,unlike those loudmouthed village-dwelling noisemakers with their fake, substandard products.

Like EPAIL like PROFORCE; quality defence equipments guaranteed any time,all made in Yoruba land.

Smart APCs,kudos to EPAIL!

TouchNfollow:
https://punchng.com/nigerian-army-pulls-out-29-retired-generals/

Op,your caption doesn't make grammatical sense; it's quite confusing! You could have written it simply thus: Nigeria Army Retires 29 Generals.

We thank all the retired Generals for serving Nigeria dutifully and wish them success in all their future endeavors.

You're both warmly welcome to Nigeria. Princess Meghan, you're welcome to your ancestral land.

Omo,see simplicity at its finest!

We love you guys.

The embittered individuals are already expressing anger, as expected, because their small, erosion-ravaged land of primitive forest-dwelling ancestors was not included in the royal couple's planned visits in Nigeria! If you truly want to understand how trivial these individuals from Alaigbo can be, just change the headline to something like: 'Meghan and Harry to visit ABA'! You will immediately witness them praising the couple and asserting to anyone who cares to listen that the British Royal family originated from Igbo land! Just like their primitive ancestors, the descendants have resisted progress; they remain crude and uncivilized!

We admire Prince Harry and his gracious wife, Meghan; they are warmly welcomed to Nigeria, Princess Meghan's ancestral home.

wirinet:
Says someone that left his village in Ogun state or Ekiti and started claiming Lagos.
For your info, I am not Igbo. I am from delta state bit closely related to Yoruba.

You guys from Ekiti villages are so obsessed with igbo.

Lol! The descendants of forest-dwelling cannibals from that tiny, erosion-ravaged jungle of primitive bushmen want every Yoruba on NL to either come from Ekiti,Oyo,Ondo,Osun or Ogun but never Lagos! Come to even think of it, what's wrong with Ekiti,Oyo or even Ondo ? They are all parts of one indivisible Yoruba land which is totally incomparable to the tiny cursed land of primitive forest-dwelling bushmen you all are running away from!

Mumu,if you must know,I'm a blue blood from Isale Eko,precisely,Esugbayi Eleko royal family,but that does not in anyway make me superior to any Yoruba man from Ekiti or even Osun. Every inch of Yoruba land belongs to all of us,Yoruba. What we will never take is for any non Yoruba, especially outcasts from Alaigbo trying desperately to force themselves on our land;we won't take it! The fact is that some of the past democratically elected Governors of Lagos State are originally not from the State but they're all Yoruba and I, personally,don't have any issue with it. It will however become a very serious issue for me if and when a non Yoruba or a bastard like one "Gbarebo" tries to play a fast one on us by making it look like "Lagos is a no man's land" for every Dike and Harry to claim! We will be ready,always,to show such idiots the way leading to their villages! That's what'z up;Lagos is Yoruba land and nothing on earth can change it!

As for you,I'm not surprised, it's your Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) that's acting up again. A disease that is borne out of your acute inferiority complex, lack of prominent ancestry,no enviable history but stories of primitive cannibalism and slavery, no civilisation that's worth celebrating,etc,. These and many more are the driving force behind your obsession with Lagos and anything Yoruba. Shame on you,you can't even identity openly with your primitive, hinterland -dwelling,bitter-souled tribe!, Mr I'm -from-Delta-State!

Now, crawl back into whatever primitive hole you came out of and remain as dumb as you're already there,f000000001!

Believe it or not,that land is gone forever; welcome to the Fulani Local Government Area of Enugu State! Lol! Ultimately,it is the empty chestbeating cowards that first surrendered their land to the fulani herdsmen.

Yet another FIRST in the bag! Yoruba are not just another Africans;they are a special breeds!

Congratulations to you Engineer Oluwami.

wirinet:
From the pictures you posted, the job looks scanty and substandard. Why not show details pictures of the classrooms including furniture. From the pictures posted, it seems the whole school is a block consisting of 2 or 3 classroom blocks. Is this all the Lagos State Government can show for its N20 billion monthly IGR?

Chinedu,you should be concerned about what's going on in Ebonyi! What's it with you guys from that tiny enclave and Lagos actually ? This senseless obsession with Lagos often makes all of you Igbo look so stupid!

What these criminals, who are Anti-Yoruba and Anti-Nigeria, are doing is not funny at all, and the government should stop treating it lightly. The truth is that they will not stop unless the government, at all levels, begins to clamp down heavily on these bitter-souled Igbos who often hide under the guise of being "obedient" to disseminate outright falsehoods and fake news against other Nigerians, especially the Yoruba.

The Lagos State Government must fish out this criminal named Ejikeme, wherever he may be hiding, and ensure that he is duly prosecuted. Failure by the government to act now may lead to the breakdown of law and order in the near future. The open hatred being displayed by these bitter-souled Igbos, who usually hide under the "obedient" tag to attack other Nigerians, especially the Yoruba, will lead to a violent confrontation between the two groups very soon. Let there be no mistake about it; Igbos living in every part of Yoruba land will pay a heavy price if that happens.

Ejikeme and others like him should be identified and made to face the law for spreading fake news and damaging information against the State and other Nigerians.

Believeintruth:
Oga shut and stop being stupid. You have always been betrayed and sacrificed by your elites from time immemorial. Madam Tinubu clearly was a slave trader who sacrificed you guys and sold your ancestors as slaves.

The funny part is the Virginia landings shows the unconquerable spirit of the igbo which you envy so badly. Your elites have been trading you guys as slaves, to the south Madam Tinubu traded you to the portugese, while the Oyo traded you guys to the Fulani who took you guys trans-Sahara route.

Oga face it you guys have been backstabbed internally from day one

Lol,"Virginia landings" indeed! Mumu,where was that "unconquerable spirit" or whatever you called it when your weak-ass forebears were being sold as slaves en masse by the Ijaws,Binis,Igalas and Itshekiris ?! Lol! Mr "Unconquerable spirit",o ya,tell us about how your "almighty" eboe slaves conquered Virginia nah, werey! Do you guys even have a semblance of brain in that your big-for-nothing,oblong heads in that your tiny enclave of criminals ? Your forefathers were captured by their neighbors,forcefully taken away from their land (evil forest actually),sold across the Atlantic as slaves,and you're here shamelessly boasting about one non existent "unconquerable spirit", unconquerable spirit my foot! You need to have your head examined by a competent Psychiatrist if you think there is anything enviable in your shameful history that's ridden with slavery and primitive cannibalism! I have told you earlier,the only known "warrior" in your tasteless history is "Okonkwo", a fictional character created by Mr Chinua Achebe!

Chinedu,bring your big-for-nothing head here,while your forebears while hunting themselves down as foods for dinners inside the evil forests of Alaigbo, my own forefathers were conquering territories from Nigeria to Benin Republic,Togo,Ghana,etc. You think we are in the same league,right ? Nooo,we are not! I repeat, you need to submit your silly self to a nearby psychiatric facility for an urgent mental evaluation if you think anyone in their right minds will envy a primitive tribe such as yours that :

Do not have prominent ancestry!
Cannot actualize Biafra!
Cannot produce a President in Nigeria!
Cannot contribute to GDP;poor!
Cannot stay in their tiny hole(SE region) to develop it!
Do not have respected political leaders!
Do not have respectable youths!
Love to scavenge in other zones!
Claim wealth but produce little VAT, IGR;failed in all development indices!

Lol! Your Narcissistic Personality Disorder,which is a disease common among you lots,must be acting up again if it ever crosses your puerile mind that your primitive tribe has anything that's worth envying by anyone! Come on,Chinedu,It is not a mere descendant of common slaves like you that will tell me,an Omo Alade,about Madam Tinubu,Madam Efunsetan Aniwura,Iyalode Ilu 'badan, etc,for your education,they are among the heroes of our land. I'm proud of their contributions to the development of Yoruba land which today is a Dreamland for your village-dwelling bushmen. Do you know how many Ekene Dili Chukwu and Young Shall Grow buses that have arrived here in Lagos today alone? Go figure out,your poverty-stricken people keep arriving in droves! The question is,what do you have to tell us about the exploits of your enslaved progenitors ?! Please,spare us the story of "Okonkwo" of the Things Fall Apart,we already know about the lifeless character!

Now,before I leave you to continue wallowing in your stupidity 'cause I know you're nothing but a pig that is looking for someone to roll in the mud with,I hope you know that nothing has really changed for you guys even in our contemporary time; you're still slaves just as your forefathers! Today, you're not more than a third-class citizens of Nigeria with no political values! The truth is that nobody reckons with you loudmouthed village-dwelling morons from that tiny erosion-ravaged land of primitive cannibals.

Now,crawl back into whatever primitive cave you came out of and remain as dumb as you're already there. I'm done with you,fool!

Only the bitter souls from the land primitive forest-dwelling ancestors are not happy about this magnificent project because it does not pass through their tiny land.

Believeintruth:
Bro they still fought back and died gallanty, you it is your own people that sold you like dogs to the white man, which betrayal is deeper than that.

Come off it,Chinedu,I'm not your "bro"! From where to where nah? I'm an Omo Alade,go figure out what that means;a proud Yoruba blue blood! How dare you, a mere descendant of evil forest-dwelling, primitive cannibals, addressed me in that manner - "bro"! I'm not your bro,Ossssuuuu!

Lol! Did you just say your enslaved progenitors fought back or something?! Lol, it's way too late to rewrite your good-for-nothing, uninspiring history that's filled with nothing but stories of salvery and primitive cannibalism! Isn't it the reason why a certain Mr Chinua Achebe had to create a fictional character named "Okonkwo" in his play -Things Fall Apart just to give a semblance of prominent ancestry to your enslaved hinterland -dwelling,primitive tribe?! Your history is nothing to write home about.....quite shameful!

You're nothing but a typical Igbo who is suffering from low self esteem brought about by Identity crisis, inferiority complex,lack of prominent ancestry and uninspiring history. You often like to mock those with proud cultures and heritages as being inferior whereas your own history is nothing to talk about ! You're only being jealous of your betters. Mumu,try harder,your primitive history and stories of slavery and cannibalism are all out there ! You guys are the most delusional set of people on earth with zero sense of dignity and an overinflated sense of self-worth despite being more of a burden to the polity,crass nuisance and empty braggarts!

While your progenitors where hunting themselves down as foods for dinners inside the evil forest of Alaigbo,mine were busy expanding their territories - far beyond the shores of present day Nigeria - and making ground-breaking achievements all over the world.

Check out the difference in the attached pictures below. We don't belong in the same league,Osssssssuuuu!

Believeintruth:
But you guys were enslaved by the elites you worship. Madam Tinubu comes to mind as she traded your lots and sent you all to your deaths.

Madam Tinubu,Madam Efunsetan,Oba Kosoko,etc were all Yoruba,ain't you ashamed that your primitive forest-dwelling ancestors were treated like mere commodities by all their neighbors - the Ijaws,the Binis,the Igalas and the Itshekiris? Little wonder,you lots are still slaves in contemporary Nigeria!

Believeintruth:
But Yorubas too were packaged the same way during slave trade all the way to Brazil and South America. Dude try and have sense this stuff is stale.

Your weak ass progenitors were enslaved by all their neighbors and sold en masse as slaves across the Atlantic;that's the point if you have anything called brain in your oblong head!

Hamas should release all the hostages with them if they truly desire ceasefire or outright end of the war. The Egypt-Qatar ceasefire proposal is a big joke! How could you make such a proposal without the input of Israel and expect Natayahu-led government to accept it?!

Rafah invasion is a must;it is very key to breaking the backbones of the Hamas! Rafah operations will bring an end to Hamas government in Gaza. Hamas leaders and officials know this fact and that's why they quickly accepted the Egypt-Qatar ceasefire proposal!

Victory to Zion!

Believeintruth:
I guess these guys in DW are the people you are referring to.

No,not those guys. I mean the fake jews whose progenitors were enslaved by their neighbors - Ijaws, Binis, Itshekiris and Igala- and sold en masse across the Atlantic into the slavery! The cannibals from that tiny erosion-ravaged land of primitive hinterland bushmen who were still walking around buttnaked as recently as 1930s!

It always gives me joy, which is quite often, whenever I see those bitter souls from that tiny erosion-ravaged land of primitive forest-dwelling ancestors in severe pains!

Why is it that these descendants of primitive forest-dwelling ancestors are always in pains whenever they see progress and development outside their tiny enclave of criminals ? Una neva see anything,this Lagos - Calabar coastal highway is a done deal,your pains and wailing can't stop it! Any "shutdown" wey wan happen make e happen,even if heaven self like make e fall,that project must progress!

These animals from a particular section of the country keep soiling and spoiling Nigeria's image wherever they go yet the Nigerian government thinks it's a joke!

Emyogalanya:
So where on god's earth is the fat? Was Hoping to see a 5in1 Elephant of a man. Indeed i saw the fatt but cann someone show me the "est"

He was the FATTEST IN BRITAIN and that's the point there. The article did not claim he was the FATTEST in the world! Isn't that simple enough?!