₦airaland Forum

miqos02:
are u a tribalist?
just asking

No


It's the amala faced man is the sadistic man

I KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE WILL BE HIGHLY OFFENDED BY THIS STATEMENT...THE PROBLEM WITH GLOBAL PEACE ARE JUST THE MUSLIM

REMOVE ISLAM, THEN TERRORISM IS REMOVED

[quote author=miqos02 post=32021102]no boss, if the phone had not ringed, the amala man may no had said anything all through[/quote

no the amala man was waiting keenly to pounce on her, just like the way a lion wait keenly to pounce on the pray

the problem was that the amala man has the impression of sadist but she lost gaurd


lol


and also the amala man must have been an APC man so the girl was annoying him internally ...so if you can see

the AMALA FACED MAN IS A TERRIBLE MAN ...my simple deduction

ANOTHER DEDUCTION IS SIMPLE


VERY DARK PEOPLE HAVE VERY DARK HEART AND LIGHTER AND CHOCOLATE PEOPLE HAVE LIGHTER OR SWEET HEART


THEN BEWARE OF THE AMALA FACED PEOPLE ALSO


that is my deductions

miqos02:
did No 5 called her up from her sit? No

MORAL OF THE STORY

ALWAYS MIND YOUR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE YOU GO

No, the moral of the story is simple


BEWARE OF THE AMALA FACED PEOPLE...THEY ARE KILL JOY

Naijasinglegirl:
I made it to the final stage of the recruitment process of one multinational. The interview was for 9am at their Island office.
I can boldly say they were looking for candidates who had the virtue of patience because the interview didn't commence till 1pm.
Seated in the waiting room were 10 other candidates making us 11 altogether. They said it was 15 minutes for each candidate.
I noticed that each time a candidate came out of the interview room, the person had frustration written all over them. (The waiting room was a glass house so we could see those passing by)

I was curious on what sort of questions were being asked but interviewed candidates were not allowed back into the waiting room.
Candidate no5 was the worst hit. He was practically dragging his feet and nodding his head disappointedly as he walked past. I had to sneak out to meet him at the lobby. 
"Please, how was it?" I asked.
He just looked at me and said, "Oniranu. Very yeye man! How can they ask me the effect of cashless policy on naira devaluation just because I had a 2.1 in banking?" 
He said it was a 2-man panel and I should be wary of the dark skinned man who was the devil incarnate. Then he gave me his file jacket to hold briefly that he needed to locate their toilet urgently. He was probably purging cos I see no reason he could not hold on till he got home .
While I waited for him, the man that ushered us in caught me by the lobby. He was mad that I left the waiting room before I was called and instructed me to go into the interview room immediately even though I insisted it wasn't my turn yet.
I tucked no5 file jacket into my handbag and went in, hoping that I would be out by the time he returns from the toilet.

I recognised the alleged devil as soon as I got in.
"Please sit.", the light skinned man (LS) said while his devil colleague sized me up from feet to head. He didn't even respond when I greeted him.
After the usual, "can we meet you?", "what do you know about our company?'' "Why did you apply for this job?" questions of which I answered to the best of my knowledge , the LS man asked me, "Tell us what is happening in NIGERIA.'' All along I kept wishing the devil man will continue playing deaf and dumb till I was out.
I talked about the forthcoming  elections.
LS man was really jovial and I was pleased the interview was towing the way of a conversation with a friend. He told me he's pro PDP and asked which political party I belonged to. I'm in support of neither but the goal is to please your interviewer so I said I'm an avid supporter of PDP too.
"See my person o." He said excitedly. "You need to see what a PDP governor has done in my state."
"Which state Sir?"
"AkwaIbom."
"Oh Governor Akpabio. That man is awesome. He's totally transformed Uyo. Their stadium is a stunner!"
"Not just Uyo, everywhere in the state."
"I once bought a movie ticket for N100 at Silverbird Uyo, are tickets still sold that price?" I asked.
"I don't watch movies. So you've been to my town?"

I was trying to ensure our conversation does not cross our friendly threshold throughout the 15mins duration and by the time he realises I had tricked him into asking me frivolous questions, it will be too late to ask further questions except, "When can you resume?"
All along, the amala-faced man was staring at me like a wounded lion, patiently waiting for me to mess up. LoL. Suddenly, the sound of music filled the air.
"Shoki Shoki Shoki ah! Shoki Shoki Shoki ah! I'm looking for my..."

Both of them looked puzzled and the smile on the LS man face faded. I was confused as to where the music was coming from.
"Young lady, are you looking for a job or you're looking for shoki?" Devil finally spoke.
"Excuse me?" I asked.
The music began again.
"How dare you come into an interview room without switching off your phone!" He roared.
It then occurred to me that it was no5 phone ringing inside my bag. It had destabilised me and the atmosphere and I dug my right hand into my bag, searching  frantically for the power button of the phone.
"Just look at her Mr Eyibo! Look at her! All of them are the same!" Devil said as he slammed his hands on the table ferociously. Mr Eyibo was defenceless.
"I'm taking over from here!" Devil said authoritatively. "Young lady, what are you bringing into this company?"
"Ermmm..." I stuttered. Panic had made me dumb.
"Young lady, I say gauge your attributes and tell us your unique contributions to the growth and continued success of this company?"  He shook his head. "How will you demonstrate integrity and command respect in tough situations as a team member?"
I was just in my seat like, 'Sir, you can vex oh. Instead of you to just tell me there's no job.'
"Call the next person in." He said dismissively. The LS man had sorry written over his face . . .

No5 was full of apologies when I told him everything but the damage had already been done.
Dude currently sends me links of every vacancy he finds online as if that is enough compensation. Good thing he got a regret mail too or we would have been wearing one leg of trousers.
I'm still job hunting..

http://naijasinglegirl.com/how-shoki-song-cost-me-my-job/

amala faced people are always sadist, i just dont know why?

FASHOLA IS WORKING.LAGOS IS WORKING, APC IS WORKING...I PASS THIS PLACE DAILY AND DRIVING PAST HERE IS TERRIBLE ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT


YEYE DE SMELL

theoctopus:
This is Iyana-Ipaja Bus Stop in Lagos in the year 2015 after 16 years of APC. Where is the change?

This is the state where Fashola is governor. So much lies and deceit. Doctors on strike. Roads in comatose. No portable water.

Just propaganda and more propaganda! This is where the change will really happen.

shammah1:
At the end of the day, the northerners are wiser than the southerners... don't allow your greedy and corrupt leaders stop you from voting the right man... I can see that they're so desperate for power. Mtcheew!

they are not wise but they lack logical idependent reasoning, they have more of herd mentality

DanielPop:
JONATHAN AND PDP ZONED THE POSITION OF SPEAKER OF HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES TO YORUBA (MULIKAT AKANDE) BUT TINUBU ALLIED WITH HAUSA-FULANI TO DENY THE SOUTH-WEST AND INSTEAD GAVE IT TO TAMBUWAL FROM THE NORTH!

so was it at the days of Afonja so is it at the present day of Tinubu

verily verily I say unto you, the day the yorubas will de yoke themselves from their Gamabri master , that is the day they have seen illunimation

thou heed to this advise

thus says the man

excel4us:
ANTI GOOLUCK JONATHAN AT WORK.WE THE YORUBAS SAY YES TO GOODLUCK AND CONTINUITY.NO AMOUNT OF BKACKMAIL AND PROPOGANDA CAN STOP US FROM VOTING GEJ

what happened to lord rahl tinubu and his grand master GMB ?

Boyolity:
You should have said this to GEJ and his south south brothers. For the records, no Nigerian president succeeded in dividing Nigerians along Religious and Tribal line like GEJ. We keep saying "One Nigeria" and illbliss in his song keep shouting "Ibo Boy Movement!" On all his songs. Edwin clark and other young militants keep attacking any Nigerian who speaks against GEJ.

I love ill bliss and lynxxx they are just too igbotic to be dissed, now watch your mouth. Why are other scared of staying on their own. IGBOS HAVE MADE IT CLEAR 40 YRS AGO AND STILL AMKE IT CLEAR TODAY THAT THEY ARE NOT OKAY WITH THIS UNWHOLESOME ASSOCIATION


Cant people just get this simple statement? why are other Nigerians just stupid to understand this? I ask

Ihuomadinihu:
I doubt some of the pictures are of Yoruba people esp The female graduates of Ibadan and the two women tying two george wrapper with a simple blouse. It's always good to verify and vet pictures before posting, unless the photographer said otherwise,those pictures i pointed out are not Yoruba.
On beauty,African magic Yoruba is a standard for measuring beauty of Yoruba women. The fact is that most of the pretty looking women are mixed down the line or are from a different ethnic group,e.g :
Doris simeon - Edo
Helen Paul - Edo
Fathia Balogun - Delta
Iyabo Ojo - Yoruba/Igbo

and yorubas are not noted to tie george wrapper, they are lace tieng peeps. IT IS ONLY THE IGBOS AND NIGER DELTA have george wrapper as their culture, i noticed it but if i pointed it out they will call me TRIBALIST and KILL JOY


They have been Deceiving people since 1266 AD

what about the international award, they are still political ...lol


a run away nun always talk ill of the monastery...thats a proverb

xtervaganza:
so much for being a keen observer.



So you really think the girl chosen as the most beautiful girl in Nigeria is actually the most beautiful girl in Nigeria?



And if you have a model friend or beauty contestant as a buddy, they will tell you the award is political

naijamark:
LOL. I don't do call girls. Just letting you know who the most exotic girls are. They've got an asset which theyshamelessly flaunt for the highest bidder. I hope you will refrain yourself from calling Ibo girls exotic. Because exotic girls are prostitutes and those the likes you see on music videos.

but what is the defnition of exotic

strikingly unusual or strange in effect or appearance:


lol

naijamark:
The most exotic ladies are bitches, exclusively prostitutes. I know this from my experience in London.

oh u do call girls and that

THE LAST I CHECKED THEY SAID CHEAP AIN'T GOOD

I PREFER EXOTIC

naijamark:
Last time I checked, best things in life are free take the air we breath for example. This is why some tribes in Nigeria don't sell their daughters because they are priceless!

In "Secrets of the Psalms," Selig's general theme is that of the power of "names," a mystical Jewish Kabbalist belief that by properly pronouncing and invoking certain names of God, of angels, and of demons, one's wishes will be executed. This notion is conjoined with a medieval tradition that holds that many of the Psalms, particularly those attributed to King David, contain within them "seed sounds" or hidden syllables which, when spoken aloud, will cause magical works to be accomplished. The important Medieval Jewish book "Shimmush Tehillim" ("On the Use of Psalms" probably formed the basis for his work, and explains why "Secrets if the Psalms" was subtitled "A Fragnent of the Practical Kabala."

The fact that Godfrey Selig considered himself a mystical Christian, not a Jew, is of little importance in the context of his compilation of Hebrew source material and his translation of it into German. "Christian Kabbalists" have been around since the 12th century, and Selig himself declared in his introduction that "the greatest and most genuine Kabbalists of the Jewish nation were nearly all followers and disciples of the the blessed Saviour of the world." (That this is not true is irrelevant; Selig, like many Christian Kabbalists, believed it and few Jews have sought to point out the error, for fear of persecution.)

The edition of "Secrets of the Psalms" that has been in circulation in English translation in the United States since the late 1930s or early 1940s seems to have been redacted by someone familiar with hoodoo terminology, for in the added headings to the first batch of Psalms there is reference to "crossed conditions," an African-American turn of speech meaning chronic bad luck. There is also evidence of poor copying, for mention is made of one "Rabbi Isaac Logria," a typographical garbling of the name of the celebrated medieval Rabbi Isaac Luria that is unlikely to have been made by Selig.

Among the many results that proper recitation of the specific Psalms will produce, according to Selig's sources, are release from prison, safe childbirth, business success, safe travel, help in court cases, removal of enemies, and overcoming evil. Some of the Psalms are embellished with special prayers to be recited, actions to be performed, or holy names to be called upon. The formula for the construction of the holy names involves an esoteric Kabbalistic letter-substitution method called "gematria" which Selig alludes to but does not explain in full.

Here are a few examples from Selig's book showing how the Psalms are used, My comments (in parentheses) indicate which words in each Psalm seem to have inspired these magical ascriptions:

Psalms for Making Peace between Husband and Wife
Psalms 45 and 46 -- Whoever has a scolding wife, let him pronounce the 45th Psalm over pure olive oil, and anoint his body with it, when his wife, in the future will be more lovable and friendly. But if a man has innocently incurred the enmity of his wife, and desires a proper return of conjugal love and peace, let him pray the 46th Psalm over olive oil, and anoint his wife thoroughly with it, and, it is said, married love will again return.
(Psalm 45 refers to anointing with "the oil of gladness" and to the "rejoicing" that occurs when the "glorious" daughter of the King of Tyre is brought before the King. Psalm 46 contains the words, "God is in the midst of her...God shall help her...He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the Earth."

Psalm to Make Your Home Lucky
Psalm 61 -- When you are about to take possession of a new dwelling, repeat this Psalm just before moving in, with a suitable prayer, trusting in the name of Schaddei, and you will experience blessing and good fortune. The letters comprising this name are taken from the words: Schimmu, verse 2, Ken, verse 9, and Jom, the last word of this Psalm. It should, however, be remarked, that both the last letters are selected according to the alphabetical order of Ajack Bechar.
(Psalm 61 contains the lines, "Thou hast been a shelter for me, and a strong tower from the enemy. I will abide in Thy tabernacle forever; I will trust in the covert of Thy wings." The reference to "the alphabetical order of Bechar" is obscure Kabbalistic in-fighting about variant rules of gematria which non-Kabbalists can safely ignore.)

Psalm for Safe Travel at Night
Psalm 121 -- Are you compelled to travel alone by night, pray this Psalm reverently seven times, and you will be safe from all accidents and evil occurrences.
(Psalm 121 opens with the line, "I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help."

Psalm for Severe Headache or Backache
Psalm 3 -- Whosoever is subject to severe headache and backache, let him pray this Psalm [...] over a small quantity of olive oil, [and] anoint the head or back while in prayer. This will afford immediate relief.
(Psalm 3 contains the line, "Thou, O Lord, art a shield for me; my glory, and the lifter of mine head."

Psalm for a Repentant Liar
Psalm 132 -- If you have sworn to perform anything punctually, and notwithstanding your oath you neglect to perform your obligation, and in this manner have perjured yourself, you should, in order to avoid a future crime of a similar kind, pray this Psalm daily with profound reverence.
(Psalm 132 contains the line, "The Lord hath sworn the truth unto David; he will not turn from it."

"Secrets of the Psalms" is an artifact of the mystical Jewish belief in the magical efficacy of the recitation of God's Holy Word. That this tradition was mined by a millennarian Christian German and brought to America where it became a magical receipt-book among the descendents of Africans is just "one of those crazy things" that makes life among the humans so interesting.


MY PEOPLE PERISH FOR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE


http://www.luckymojo.com/secretspsalms.html

francizy:
Oburo kwa efulefu oh, obu njakiri ka ona aka..

ebe ana ama njakiri ka ana ekwu eziokwu


oka ora m na onu

naijamark:
Your above statements are mere fantasy. What makes an Igbo girl "more desirable" for marriage compared to a Yoruba girl? I await your answer. In the meantime, when I see an Igbo woman, I see a woman for sale with price tag called bride price, I see a woman who will unbundle inherited liabilities in family responsibilities from both close and distant relations on her husband -just don't let them know how rich you're, otherwise you have the tuition fees of her whole villagers to pay. She's simply a hole in your pocket whether you're rich or poor. Tell me, what makes such a woman desirable?

b ut good and quality things dont come cheap...we all know that the most desirable ladies are igbo intellectually and physically they are on point...but i still love my yoruba women ..they have backside, that alone is a credit..thats all

xtervaganza:
only people with beauty in their life can see beauty in others



I believe you didn't see any beauty jare

my dear your putting words in my mouth..i never said they aint or are beautiful. I am just a keen observer...but why do we have less MBGN from there?

francizy:
Hahahahaha, bro, the girl in question bu kwa nwa afo ala Igbo oh..

Cc EroticAngela

Eziokwu hapu okwu. Obu na imaghi na obu efulefu

[quote author=otigbagba post=31961549][/quote]never you edith my quote in your life...be creative


monkey

diasporaman:
Oscar Onyema among 10 Africa most powerful men. It is ridiculous. After he has collaborated with the CBN governor and Ngozi Okonji Iweala in making Aliko Dangote loose half of his fortune due to the unending nosediving of the Nigeria currency.

you see how you reason and i bet it that you must be a yoruba man.You cant deny that ...with all due respect to yorubas though

What has CBN got to do with NSE, is NSE under CBN? i am just asking myself why am i still in the same country with some set of people like this....


why do you like pull him down syndrome

the past have a way of catching up with the present..so be careful how you act today

Buhari is a case study

bigass:
The All Progressives Congress has warned against any orchestrated, last-minute disqualification of its presidential candidate, Gen. Buhari, in order to pave the way for an easy victory for President Jonathan or even another postponement of the elections.

"If it is true, as it is being widely speculated across the country, that the Jonathan Administration has procured a judgement to disqualify the APC Presidential Candidate on Wednesday, when the Federal High Court in Abuja is expected to rule on the issue, then it portends a great danger for our country,'' the party warned in a statement issued in Abuja on Tuesday by its National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed.

It said, in addition to other reasons, the six-week postponement of the elections may have been used by those who never wanted the polls to hold in the first instance to shop for such a satanic judgement.

''Anyone who will disqualify a presidential candidate on the eve of an election can only have one and only one purpose for that: to trigger chaos and pandemonium across the country. Perhaps this is the reason for the deployment of troops across the country to crack down on possible protests and create confusion[/i]

[i]''Then, those who orchestrated the disqualification will simply use what they expect to be angry reactions nationwide as an excuse to postpone the elections again, thus triggering a constitutional crisis,the end of which no one can predict.

''This is why we are hoping that good reason will prevail and nothing will be done, deliberately, to plunge Nigeria into crisis by the same people who have always been quick to say their political ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian,'' APC said.

Alhaji Lai Mohammed
National Publicity Secretary




http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/disqualification-of-gen-buhari-from-presidential-election-portends-great-danger-apc/

If it is Lai Mohammed then he lies very well and i cant believe him

ceejayluv:
Try make top ten in your village clan...

no make he make tp 10 in his street, that is why they will never amount to anything in life, they dont understudy but jealous..and this where igbos that fought war and some people were dancing owambe them, they closed the gap and surpassed


may lord be praised for creating me igbo

Congrats

Igbos giving us the younger ones inspiration


Igbos the choosen tribes in Nigeria since 400 BC, Keep the flag flowing brother...it aint easy







Too igbotic i am