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Politics › Nigerians React As President Buhari Travels To Egypt. by chronique(op): 3:25pm On Dec 10, 2019
See comments below. Someone said it's because we are complaining too much that the man is traveling. I want to appeal to fellow Nigerians to please stop complaining about the president so he can stay at home and work.

Sports › Re: Samuel Peter Knocked-out By Arslanbek Makhmudov by chronique(m): 10:03am On Dec 09, 2019
Set awon Dominic Brezeale... grin
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Reveals Health Issue Before His First Fight With Ruiz. by chronique(m): 5:08am On Dec 09, 2019
Good one. A lot of pundits thought he couldn't do it but he provided a technical masterpiece by outboxing Andy Ruiz for 12 rounds and showing good body movements round the ring. Dude has done us proud.
Christianity Etc › Re: Shiloh 2019: Bird Drops Dead Inside Faith Tabernacle by chronique(m): 9:27pm On Dec 08, 2019
You people have come again with your rada rada story o.
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Regains His Heavyweight Titles! Joshua wins by unanimous decision by chronique(m): 12:04am On Dec 08, 2019
Good fight from AJ.
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz 2: Time, Venue, Records, Everything You Should Know by chronique(m): 2:14pm On Dec 07, 2019
MobilityExpress:
Ruiz already has a loss to Joseph Parker, someone that Joshua beat by KO. If AJ wins tonight, it will be a 2nd loss for Ruiz
Parker Vs AJ went to unanimous decision. It wasn't a knock out.
Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Scared Of Dating Students? by chronique(m): 11:01pm On Dec 06, 2019
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Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore Has Been Rearrested By DSS by chronique(m): 11:35am On Dec 06, 2019
I was expecting it. Someone should go and put beans on the fire for sowore to eat joor. grin
Crime › Re: Man Drowns While Swimming In Sapele River (Disturbing Photos) by chronique(m): 4:57pm On Dec 05, 2019
I knew it was going to be that river ethiope. We were warned severally about that river when we were growing up. Too many young bruvas who went to swim there and never came back home, back in the days.
Politics › Re: $30b Loan: Buhari Has Carried Out More Projects Than OBJ, Yar'Adua, GEJ - Sagay by chronique(m): 10:15pm On Dec 03, 2019
Like say I know this man pikin, I go just de tune am everyday. Once he makes one of these stupid comments, I'd just tell the son the next day: "guy, how far now? You nor see as your popsi de fool himself last night for TV? But, why your old man de like lie like fish? The way I de reason am, you sef go de lie well well as per first son wey you be onto like father like son things..." grin grin
Career › Re: Marriage Or Career Which Comes First: Ladies Question For You All ... by chronique(m): 4:42pm On Dec 03, 2019
bukatyne:
I agree.

Some fucktards are made by circumstances.

I like to know how they became that way.

Some ladies too leave the good men and prefer them.
True
Career › Re: Marriage Or Career Which Comes First: Ladies Question For You All ... by chronique(m): 4:19pm On Dec 03, 2019
pocohantas:
Oh, you no get wahala. We all need a husband like you, not the one that will stress us till all oir blouse becomes off-shoulder. I will keep this in mind. smiley
grin grin
Career › Re: Marriage Or Career Which Comes First: Ladies Question For You All ... by chronique(m): 4:06pm On Dec 03, 2019
bukatyne:
I think almost every man is configured to be like that till heartbreaks and other influences.
Well I wouldn't know but I know some dudes are low key fucktards. They bring nothing to the table and want everything.
Career › Re: Marriage Or Career Which Comes First: Ladies Question For You All ... by chronique(m): 3:57pm On Dec 03, 2019
pocohantas:
I don't mind. Sebi it is me that wants to pound. Okay, what is your favourite food?
Starch and banga soup and pounded yam with any bad ass soup. But guess what, they are not everyday meals. If taken 2 or 3 times in a week, that's fine by me cos they take a little bit of time to fix(especially the banga soup). I'd eat anything served so long as it tastes nice and is hygienically prepared and served. I'm not too picky about what should be served but how it is made and served. grin
Career › Re: Marriage Or Career Which Comes First: Ladies Question For You All ... by chronique(m): 3:35pm On Dec 03, 2019
pocohantas:
I know right. I don't mind pounding akpu for you every morning and night. grin
Haaa! That won't be needed cos I wouldn't be caught eating akpu early in the morning and it's not even my favourite food. Besides, I wouldn't want you to look haggered and worn out by excessive pounding of akpu/yam. Forever is a long way to go. grin
Career › Re: Marriage Or Career Which Comes First: Ladies Question For You All ... by chronique(m): 3:24pm On Dec 03, 2019
pocohantas:
Na ladies them ask question, but na guys go answer pass. Make I observe...



That is probably the only man that would ever love you truly and not be in a competition with you. The only man you will chop his money and sleep well at night. Dad; a girl's first only love. If you find a man that loves you like him, you will know no limits.
There are men like that but we're almost extinct.
Crime › Re: Nigerians To Pay N1m Fine If They Hire Undocumented Migrants From January 2020 by chronique(m): 2:11pm On Dec 03, 2019
Hian!!! Let me go and ensure my security man is documented o. I no get 1m to pay anybody as fine.
Romance › Re: My Wonderful Relationship Is About To Suffocate by chronique(m): 10:02am On Dec 03, 2019
yettymuse:
With all the contraceptive, bleeding and drama this pregnancy has gone through, a D&C is advisable has that child may be born with a deformity.

Who get the belle no concern me!
That's exactly what is on my mind.
Romance › Re: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by chronique(m): 9:29am On Dec 03, 2019
Harlequeen:
I opened this account because my main one is pretty popular.

I've had this issue and don't know what's wrong.
I can't seem to get into a new relationship. I am now 25, about serving, working a normal job

My dating history is not too rich. I dated just one guy for 2 years, i became sexually active with him, we enjoyed each other, but things didn't work out. I tried to be better, have moved on, and he has too. This was mid last year. I have been celibate since then not because i don't like sex, but because i had time to think, i read a lot of books, listened to a lot of relationship counselors on YouTube, reddit, Nairaland and so on. I decided to approach dating differently, with my head and not my heart . i would vet men out who were not in line with some basic standards, to avoid fuckboys and meet high quality men. He should be well spoken, either with a career or into trade, accomplished, way older by at least 10 yrs(no i don't have daddy issues, i just like mature guys because i think like a mature person) he could also have plans to leave the country, because i plan to do that also.


Here's the issue, the men that express interest in me do not fit this criteria. They seem to have no plan for their lives. I get this impression that they are broke, they recycle the same lines all the time, i usually see their bull sh1t tactics a mile away. some are in the army(i can't date men in the armed forces, they lifestyle is not what i want for myself, cannot date doctors either for the same reason)others are artisans, some are plain hustlers who just do whatever to eat. I have a soft spot for ambitious men, and i have not seen a lot in the area that i am in. I have been advised by my friends to try highbrow areas like lekki or VI or go to church, but i don't believe in religion.

But whenever i see these men, i am not attracted to them. I have even tried online dating with some male nairalanders, but i get disinterested easily. I get turned off when someone asks for my normal pics, it is quite frustrating. There's that fear that some of these men could use my pics to masturbate or one other creepy purpose. I block them if they ask for nudes. But the issue is, it is quite exhausting to keep chatting with someone without seeing them in person and some of these guys just want to smash and run which i won't allow. No man will have access to my vagina and womb without investment and commitment. Eventually it becomes hard to keep up communication and we just fizzle out like that.

I am not under pressure to marry from my parents, infact my dad says he won't allow his daughters marry until they clock 28 and i am the first. He wants us to have a career and a life before moving with a man. I just want to know if what i am doing is right?

To be honest, i just want some words of advice and encouragement, you can ask me questions if you want. This approach of mine? Is it the right thing? Am i being too smart for my own good? Am i afraid of commitment?
Finding the right partner is a very herculean task so be prepared for it. However, don't overdo things. I used to be very selective when I was younger but now, I've learnt to adjust. Just the way you are setting standards, that's how men of quality are setting standards and at the end of the day, we all find ourselves chasing after people who are chasing after other people who are chasing after others. Basically you need to list out four/five very important things you need in a man and once you get that, work around the rest and turn a blind eye to the other areas where he falls short. Some people are very well to do with all those polished appearance and all that but character is nothing to write home about. You have to ask yourself if it's worth it eventually. Personally, I'd not date someone who is doing biz like me but would want someone who is a career person irrespective of how little she earns. I don't care how much money the biz person is making cos I'm not interested. There are certain things that made me take that stand. I know you're still young and have enough time ahead of you but understand something : "the pool of quality men in all ramifications" is dwindling by the day and same goes for women. Sometimes, we all need to bend backwards a little bit to achieve what we want. Life is not cast in stone.
Politics › Re: World Bank To FG: Reform Now To Stop Further Slide Into Extreme Poverty by chronique(m): 8:17am On Dec 03, 2019
GeoAfrikana:
Chai lobatan.

Sincerely, our politicians aren't doing well.

But truth be told, all these world organizations don't have the goodwill of any African country at heart. The earlier you acknowledge this the sooner you start working towards your freedom.
When they advice you people, they are always not having your interest at heart but you know how to go and borrow money from them. Think before you type.
Autos › Re: check this thread for all types of cars with pictures at amazing prices. by chronique(op): 2:33pm On Dec 02, 2019
Hi
Nairaland General › Re: He Called After 5 Years In The US (read) by chronique(m): 8:32am On Dec 02, 2019
ednut1:
Adjust for inflation. That 1m in 2015 is worth over 2m today
Actually, he should convert 1m in 2015 to dollars, and now multiply with the value of the naira today and add a mark up margin on it to get his money's worth.
Nairaland General › Re: He Called After 5 Years In The US (read) by chronique(m): 8:29am On Dec 02, 2019
Ishilove:
I have no idea. I loan them and when it's time to repay they start giving stories.
Babe, how far? Come and loan me money na. I will pay back in the evening.
Phones › Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In November by chronique(m): 7:46am On Dec 02, 2019
Two lines

Family › Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by chronique(m): 11:02pm On Dec 01, 2019
tianshie:
I went to secondary school with Eze. His father, Thaddeus, fought in the Biafra war. What we know about his father's wartime experience is that the war ended for Thaddeus when he was wounded in Onitsha in 1968. He came home.

Recently a man from Eze's father's village who had fought the war with Thaddeus told my friend's mother (on the phone) that actually Thaddeus died in the war. This man had fled to Gabon after the war. He'd just returned to the country.

Since the news broke, Thaddeus hasn't been seen. He'd been in the bathroom when my friend's mother took the call on the phone. After the call, my friend and his mother could hear the splash of water in the bathroom, but when they opened the door there was no one there!

What advice do you have for the family? I've never heard sh*t like this before!!
How can you have a friend that has a father like Mr T and you people have not suggested to him that he should help us visit buhari even if it's just for a day.
Health › Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by chronique(m): 12:14am On Dec 01, 2019
meum:
Shoe get size, bro. Try size wey b ur own see weda E go get issue. grin
Fairly large get em size; normal sef get em own grin
grin
Health › Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by chronique(m): 12:02am On Dec 01, 2019
Wickedfacts:
If you buy undersized condoms, e go everly burst.
It has different sizes and rules of use.
Shey na every condom wey I buy de be undersized? Someone mentioned it once though. It was because of that issue that a shop owner recommended the fiesta assuring me I won't have same issue but I still had it. I know I'm fairly large but I still feel the standards might have dropped.
Health › Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by chronique(m): 10:39pm On Nov 30, 2019
taylor89:
Good day family

I'm going to make this as simple as possible
I've been knacking for over 15yrs (started from small) without going for a HIV test moreover i prefer to suddenly die from HIV than knowing I have it

So September I had a resistant malaria and severe stubborn typhoid that wouldn't stop that lasted till last week November, there was no rashes, cough, headache, whitish tongue, weight loss or appetite lost, it was mainly fever that won't stop after several injections,drips (infusion), and numerous tablets

So I woke up one morning ad decided to go for HIV test after going for almost all the test that could lead to fever ( full blood count, infection, hepatitis b c, urine, typhoid and malaria, etc) all the 8times test I've done it's only malaria and typhoid that was present to an extent I believed it was spiritual

That faithful morning I rushed to a Lab at Isolo Lagos for HIV test, so the lab technician was just calming my nerves down keep telling me it's not a dead note after all over 8persons has been confirmed positive this week and they're currently on their meds, at this point i dropped a silent fart that almost killed me and this man with fowl smell, so I went outside made up my mind and came in to give in my blood, as soon as i gave my blood he told me to be patient for 20mins,

That 20mins was the most miserable and terrifying shortest minutes of my life, I remembered every girl I've slept with and remembered my life as the only son, I rushed outside and smoked half packet of cigarettes with hot drink, 20mins later I went in to see, I was shaking and crying, I couldn't be patient enough for the man to come out of the lab so I burst in the lab, the man saw my face and smiled, he said he's already writing my result, I was so curious to see but at that time was monitoring this man face swings and countenance.

He gave me the result I couldn't open it, he asked me to open it, low and behold it was NEGATIVE

He then directed me to a hospital for a proper malaria and typhoid treatment which they did another HIV test too but treated me the typhoid and malaria, I spent over four days at the hospital and was charged 54k, two days later the devilish fever stopped it's over ten days now I'm free from fever

I've sworn never to fvck any woman on planet earth without condom, not even kiss or gold circle these two almost killed me they burst easily,I've ten packs of Fiesta and Durex


My people please if u don't have the mind and courage to withstand a mere lab result please wear condoms
Lol. I've been in your shoes and I understand perfectly how it feels. I nearly passed out while waiting for my result on my first attempt... Meanwhile as regards to condoms bursting, I doubt if there's any that doesn't burst. From Durex to gold circle to kiss to fiesta to love sensation, etc. They usually burst when I use them. I feel maybe they have reduced the standard. You should try and reduce the number of partners you keep to the bearest minimum as much as you can so you reduce the risk of getting infected with HIV when you experience condom bursting/breaking.
Sports › Re: Arsenal Fans Stay At Home As Gunners Faced Frankfurt In Near-Empty Stadium by chronique(m): 6:22am On Nov 29, 2019
tunjilee003:
Even here in Nigeria, I've stopped watching their game, average coach and mediocre players.. . emery out...
Same here. I used to watch all matches before.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Threatened To Leak My Sex Tape With A Guy Online!!! by chronique(m): 9:29pm On Nov 24, 2019
chukel:
she has been sleeping with them. She can't be bragging of involving them if she doesn't have close intimacy with them
You are not far from the truth cos no responsible male student would even want to go near a cultist for help, not to talk of a lady except they have been hanging out together before. We sef done run things and we know how e de be. I even doubt this her rape story.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Threatened To Leak My Sex Tape With A Guy Online!!! by chronique(m): 8:55pm On Nov 24, 2019
pamelaayomide:
He will know I only said that because of the threat.
I will involve the security or the dreaded students in the campus.
You honestly don't have sense. You want to put yourself in more trouble. That your toto go finally done last last as you nor want get sense. When you involve cultist and they help you out and start demanding for sex from you on a regular, how will you do it? I don't even know how parents end up having kids like you that don't have sense. Better go to the police station and go and lodge a formal complaint there. Oponu!!!
Autos › Re: check this thread for all types of cars with pictures at amazing prices. by chronique(op): 3:05pm On Nov 22, 2019
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