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Investment › Re: Goldman Sachs Suddenly Issued A Crypto Price Warning After Huge Bitcoin Crash by chronique(m): 9:30pm On Jan 29, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Mad man says "sense comes hour by hour".

Cryptocurrency itself is a fraud, Ponzi and financial mania.

It's monkey business cool
CBN is right, there's no stable coin anywhere It's all fraud!
https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/15/22728253/tether-41-million-misleading-statements-fiat-currency-bitfinex-cftc

International fraudsters and scammers are feeding fat on the ignorance and greed of cunny sense folks cool


CBN should go extra step to protect our economy against the cryptocurrency fraud.
The banks are still enabling this fraud called cryptocurrency and the CBN can't continue to watch international fraudsters ruin our citizens.


In case you do not know what Monkey Business is all about; Now read this so you will know that Cryptocurrency is a monkey business fraud :
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A lot of monkeys lived near a village.

One day a merchant came to the village to buy the monkeys.

He announced that he would buy the monkeys for £100 each.

The villagers thought he was mad.

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys for £100 each?

Still, some people caught a few monkeys and gave them to the merchant and he gave them £100 for each monkey.

This news spread like wildfire and more people caught more monkeys to sell to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he would buy monkeys for £200 each.

Even the lazy villagers now ran around to catch the remaining monkeys and sold them for £200 each.

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys for £500 each.

The villagers started to lose sleep! They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left, and got £500 for each one.

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.

Then the merchant said he was going home for a week and when he returned he would buy monkeys for £1,000 each.

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought.

The merchant went home and the villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell at £1,000 each.

Then the employee told them he will secretly sell them monkeys for £700 each.

This news spread like wildfire. Since the merchant will buy monkeys for £1,000 each, there is a £300 profit for each monkey.

The next day the villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.

The employee sold all the monkeys for £700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys.

The villagers took care of the monkeys and waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came.
They ran to the employee, but he had already left too.

The villagers then realised that they had bought the valueless stray monkeys for £700 each and were unable to sell them.

Beware of Monkey Businesses

Real Businesses are always based on Real Products and Services; any profit that comes cheap has a question mark. For instance, invest #2m today and get #4m in 30days. You will get the first month, second month, with the urge to make more money, you invest both the interest and principal into the 3rd month. That's when they vacate.

No more monkeys business this year....

Nice and sweet promises are calculated for u which look wonderful on paper but a mirage in reality.

invest wisely

Again never engage in any form of Monkey Business in "2022".

Remain blessed and shine your eyes!!!

#copied.
Well said. Same thing I have been telling people.
Crime › Re: 17-year-old Yahoo Boy Beats His 28-year-old Girlfriend To Pulp (photos) by chronique(m): 1:31pm On Jan 29, 2022
I think the boy hasn't done well. He should beat her more so she can have sense since at 28 years of age, shame no catch her to de Bleep 17 years old pikin wey fir be her kid bro. Shameless thing.
Romance › Re: I'm So Addicted To Prostitutes. I Feel Suicidal. by chronique(m): 9:58am On Jan 26, 2022
Henon:
Punctuations are very importance in English language.
Important you mean.
Romance › Re: I'm So Addicted To Prostitutes. I Feel Suicidal. by chronique(m): 9:57am On Jan 26, 2022
Haaa!!! I feel sorry for you man. Those of us who do not have this kind of problem need to go on our knees and thank our God o. I can't even imagine my life being like this. I'd probably have committed suicide if this addicted cos this is not life. This is just someone dying gradually. How often do you do hiv test? You should be really worried about that. A total of 102 prostitutes? Damn it. I don't envy you at all. May God help you to break off that bond holding you to prostitutes.
Politics › Re: Wike: Aircraft Abandoned By Amaechi In Germany, Retrieved, Repaired And Returned by chronique(m): 7:48am On Jan 26, 2022
Hmm. The culture of wastefulness in government circles in this country is something else.
Career › Re: Female Uber Drivers: Passengers Make Advances At Us, Send Disturbing Messages by chronique(m): 9:05am On Jan 24, 2022
ItsGoodToBeGood:
Congratulations to them for their boldness and bravery,,,



But in all the positive testimonies they shared, why is men making advances on them the real deal here?


As it is for the beautiful ones so also it is for the handsome dudes in the business, so make them carry their cross as long as they are getting what they want.
Is it not women for you? As if they don't make advances on pretty females walking down the road. If you are pretty as a woman, men would always make advances at you so I don't understand why this is a source of worry for them based on their job as Uber drivers. Why will a pretty female drive me and I won't try to get to know her more when I have good intentions and find her attractive?
Politics › Re: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by chronique(m): 11:01pm On Jan 23, 2022
ityP:
Omo. May I never do a friend bad, that he'd curse me like this. Na the only curse I dey fear at present
grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Is The Reason Tunisia Defeated Nigeria So Disastrously - Reno Omokri by chronique(m): 10:42pm On Jan 23, 2022
If you want swear for anybody this week, no need to go native doctor go de waste your money and native fowl plus red oil.

Just tell the fella that "this week, Buhari will call you insha allah" and see wonders happen. grin
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by chronique(m): 10:19pm On Jan 23, 2022
If you want swear for anybody this week, no need to go native doctor go de waste your money and native fowl plus red oil.

Just tell the fella that "this week, Buhari will call you insha allah" and see wonders happen.
Romance › Re: The 6 Little Things That Melts A Woman's Heart by chronique(m): 8:51pm On Jan 23, 2022
binarymachine:
Source: https://flipmemes.com/2021/12/31/the-6-little-things-that-melts-a-womans-heart/
If you like, add money and others to it. A heart that does not want to be melted will not melt. grin
Phones › Re: Why Do Most Adults Hold Their Phones While Walking? by chronique(m): 9:19am On Jan 22, 2022
todaynewsreview:
This is just my personal observation but for a while, I've observed this trend and can't really tell why. Even car owners or drivers, as soon as they stepped out of their vehicles, one of the first things they go for is their phones on their hands.

This is a global trend and not just among Nigerians along. Though, it's called handset as most persons will argue, the meaning of the word "handset" doesn't necessarily mean holding it all the time. Handset simply means a "Mobile Phone".

Is the pocket or bags not good enough for keeping of phones? Even as I write this, I keep observing same scenario. You may make your research on this too if this hypothesis is valid or not.

What do you think is the reason?
E be like dem never thief your phone before. Keep putting it in your pocket. When you get the experience, you will know why people hold phones in their hands.
Romance › Re: Should I Accept My Sister's Husbands Marriage Proposal? by chronique(m): 9:11am On Jan 22, 2022
That you are even considering his proposal, shows how despicable of a person you are. Your own blood sister's husband that is alive and barely separated for 2 months is who you are considering for marriage? What on earth happened to this your generation for God sake? Looks like most of you just grow without your brains only to start doing stupid things. I puke on your sister's behalf. I hope you don't poison her or kill her to have your way. Out of all the men in the world, it's the one your sister married that is entering your eyes.... Perfect example of what Ibos would call onyeberibe.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin To Encircle Europe With Massive War Games Alongside China & Iran (Pix,Vid) by chronique(m): 6:48am On Jan 22, 2022
WoundedLamb:
I said historically, they have fought and won more wars than Russia. And in relatively recent times, they have engaged in more wars than Russia. I don't see how your question stands against that statement. Besides, you don't decide whether the US won or lost by your standards.

The point here is that the US has more war experience than Russia and possibly has more tech. For known reasons, the US stopped massive display of technological advancement long ago so you can't say for sure Russia is more technologically advanced.
Historically, they have had more war experience than every other country in the world. Their poor foreign policy is the reason why they engage in needless stupid wars that has not done them nor the world as a whole, any good. The Iraqi invasion under the guise that they were looking for weapons of mass destruction where they ended up killing the Iraqi leader, and the invasion of Libya that led to them killing Ghaddafi, are the reasons why we have isis today and has made the world relatively even more unsafe. These two men in their countries, outlawed a lot of militias while they were in power. The moment they were killed, these militias rose up and today, they are isis and isil.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin To Encircle Europe With Massive War Games Alongside China & Iran (Pix,Vid) by chronique(m): 1:56am On Jan 22, 2022
WoundedLamb:
Really, bro? I should name the wars? I could if you force me to but honestly, a little Googling would really save me the stress. Historically, The US has won about 800+ wars while Russia/Soviet Union has won about 400+ wars. In more recent times, the US has directly engaged in about 50 wars while has not fought up to 10 wars.

Yes, tech advancement plays a huge role but what really gives you the impression that the Russian tech is more advanced that the American tech?
Which war has the US won in recent time?

They messed up Iraq and ended up creating isis
They lost the afghan war
They messed up Libya and ended up creating a safe environment for isis to thrive.
They created a mess in Syria and ended up supplying weapons to "moderate islamists" who in turn were handing over their weapons to isis and it took Russia intervention in Syria to bring things under control. So which war has the US really won recently?
Sports › Re: I Am Single And I Like Toxic Women – Maduka Okoye (Video by chronique(m): 2:49pm On Jan 21, 2022
This one clearly has no plan of living long, or must be a psychopath/toxic person too, for him to like toxic women.
Family › Re: Worst Beating You Ever Received As A Child? Share Your Experiences. by chronique(m): 2:59pm On Jan 18, 2022
The day I will never forget.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Has Added So Much Weight In DSS Custody - Photos by chronique(m): 1:31pm On Jan 18, 2022
Adding weight is not necessary a sign of good living or peace of mind. Some people struggle to lose weight but find themselves adding weight even though they eat the smallest of foods.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Yemeni Drones Bomb Abu Dhabi Airport Killing 3 And Wounding 6 by chronique(m): 5:01am On Jan 18, 2022
MrPeterson:
And to think they will be hosting the World Cup later this year , this is a big worry.
Qatar, not UAE, is hosting the World Cup.
Politics › Re: How Nigeria Succeeded In Clipping Twitter's Wings - BBC News by chronique(m): 4:55am On Jan 18, 2022
How much influence the government will have on Twitter going forward, is yet to be seen and the events of the future will determine what happens to Twitter in Nigeria and Africa as a whole.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (2 - 2) On 15th January 2022 by chronique(m): 9:27pm On Jan 15, 2022
frankson1:
The coach should be blamed for this. Man. U had lost the midfield before Villa's first goal.

Cavani was useless in this match but he stayed on. Why didn't Rangnick make changes to strengthen the midfield huh Even after the second goal, he had to wait until 88mins.

I keep saying this; City don't have a fantastic team, they only have a very fantastic coach who knows what to do.
Which city doesn't have a fantastic team? It's like you want us to use omorogun(spatula) to flog you this evening. grin
Health › Re: We Need To Take Mental Health More Seriously In Nigeria by chronique(m): 8:23pm On Jan 12, 2022
I think you are to blame here. You were actually looking for the easy way out by not coming down from the bus to give him the keys and hence, you tossed it out of the window of a moving vehicle, expecting him to get to it. Eventually, he didn't see it and you still had to alight and go back to where you tossed the key and even spent time looking for it? What does that teach you? No matter how inconveniencing it may be, always try to do things the right way. Short cuts aren't always worth it and could be sometimes very disastrous.
Celebrities › Re: Blessing Okoro Blasts Artist Who Drew Her Portrait by chronique(m): 7:41pm On Jan 10, 2022
ariesbull:
This l is becoming annoying and irritating... What is wrong with these Women....must you talk everything...

If you decide not to give her money.... Please keep it to yourself


She doesn't understand arts... Some arts can be sold for 100 million... Some people sell portrait so much.... 120k isn't upto $1000 dollars it's just about $180 USD na him people dey make noise....

Big boys dey buy pencil work portrait for over 2 milli... It depends on how much the artist want to sell...

You don't tell her what to sell her work....

She is a decent girl working for living and not using her body and she must be Commended


At least she has visible skills.... We must respect that..
She did not contract the girl to do an artwork for her. She only wanted to encourage the girl. The girl wasn't suppose to bill her. At best, she could have just said "I won't mind anything you can give to support me". That artwork right there isn't worth 120k to be honest.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Yair Lapid: Israel Doesn’t Need US Permission To Strike Iran by chronique(m): 6:50am On Jan 03, 2022
Israel is gradually becoming the problem in the middle east.
Romance › Re: What I Did To A Lady I Was Crushing On by chronique(m): 11:35pm On Jan 01, 2022
GoodHardDick:
Simp. This is a new year and you've refused to change. I'm sure your type can't even help their fellow men but can quickly run to the aid of a woman angry.

Na your type women dey control and manipulate wella. This is a new year and No guy should simp around!
Your stupidity oozes badly. Kindly get lost. I'm not the kind of person you should have this useless conversation with. Go have it with your gang of broke red piling roaches.
Romance › Re: What I Did To A Lady I Was Crushing On by chronique(m): 11:31pm On Jan 01, 2022
elsiusgr8t:
If focus only on the amount of money involved you will surely miss the whole point of this write-up...

Women are good manipulators.... Just a few man are able to spot this manipulation when it's unleashed my the she.....


I think the op will would prefer his guy not paying back to lending that money to the girl (who evidently may have concluded in her head that since he's into me he should be doing my bidding)....


The message is not in the amount
I know about all that but we seem to be building a culture and mentality that seems to portray the female gender as enemies of men or people who should be treated anyhow and that is clearly not right. If you do not want to give someone your money, you are free but not this nonsense he wrote up there. The lady didn't force him or demand it. She only asked for a loan.
Romance › Re: What I Did To A Lady I Was Crushing On by chronique(m): 10:35pm On Jan 01, 2022
GoodHardDick:
Of course a simp will see no sense in the story above. angry

Simp will always be a simp.

Even if it was 1kobo. The OP did what was right. In fact we are all proud of him. That girl was obviously looking for a guy to control and manipulate so she can use him to cash out!

I'm sure your type can easily be manipulated.. You better change and become like the OP. This is a new year, No guy should simp around!
Abeg, leave me out of your poor man's discussion. Just pray God blesses you enough to be able to do things for people and give without thinking about your immediate benefit from them so you don't come and start forming hard guy on top of 5k wey no get value.
Romance › Re: What I Did To A Lady I Was Crushing On by chronique(m): 10:28pm On Jan 01, 2022
GoodHardDick:
Even if it is 1kobo. The OP did what was right angry

He deserves some accolades. He's a real Red piller
Abeg, this is a poverty induced topic. Nothing like red piling here. Na who never see money de always shout I can never give a girl xyz. When you make money and meet the class of girls who deserve it, you won't even remember your red piling. Red piling on top 5k na better jonzing. Poverty induced jonzing.
Romance › Re: What I Did To A Lady I Was Crushing On by chronique(m): 10:24pm On Jan 01, 2022
elsiusgr8t:
What's your point?? If I may ask
My point is that it's extremely very low for him to open this thread to rant about this simply because he was asked for 5k. 5k isn't enough to warrant this thread. It's quite embarrassing and I actually struggle to make out sense from the whole write up.
Romance › Re: What I Did To A Lady I Was Crushing On by chronique(m): 10:05pm On Jan 01, 2022
On top 5 thousand naira? How old are you exactly?
Food › Re: Special Fried Rice For New Year Celebration by chronique(m): 6:37pm On Jan 01, 2022
Please help the needy. Give those of us that have nothing to eat, from this your food.
Food › Re: My Brother Killed 2 Bushpig Today (PHOTOS) by chronique(m): 1:14pm On Jan 01, 2022
Shey na inside forest una dey stay? This one wey una always de kill wild animals. All the animals wey dem for take open zoo na him una done kill finish.
Agriculture › Re: Broiler Needed by chronique(m): 2:03pm On Dec 23, 2021
Dawson126:
Good evening, I have 70 pieces of broilers between 3.5-6kg..................we're at business already, no need reply to this
Where?

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