₦airaland Forum

Na all these kain client I dey pray for.

Make I sell one yard of lace 100,000.

All these boti pikin wey no sabi anything. See the cheap bridal satin,lool

Wetin concern me, all these lekki phase 1 designers dey do am self. if dem come Idumota come buy lace from us, dem go go kill them Island big boiz and big boiz.

Check my handle for ya quality lace no mind this fraud designer

Way back '05-07, that road use to be very smooth.
School boiz use parents cars during hols for road race

I was so disappointed on returning to my Fmr sec.school along that road, to see how badly the roads are. Although the environs has developed from what it use to be in '05-07 but the roads are now Very Terrible.

Look at the bicycle he wants to use, its not even a road bike.

See the heavy clothes he is putting on that will act as a big wind resistance

Most importantly, the seats are not well positioned so that his legs can be straight to the pedals.

By the time he gets to Abuja, his knee would be gone with all these faults I am seeing

udemzyudex:
18k If you're in lagos.

12k and we have a deal

Laptop screen problem, how much to get it done? 8am Monday morning

Laptop screen Problem, how much would it cost to get a new one fixed by Monday 8:00am. 15.6inch

All these road side Kunu they sell, the plastic bottles are picked from the road side unwashed and they dip it together with their hands into a big bowl of Kunu. Been disgusted ever since.


Also The way people still buy roasted corn baffles me, any passerby would come and touch the body of a corn, handling it like its a motor gear only to select one. That is so disgusting.


Most of the food/snacks prepared road side, if you stay and watch the process U will be heavily disgusted.

durubennie:
These people are doing something else
Music can't pay this much
Especially in Nigeria

So you don't know that Wene Mighty has a construction company that Rivers state Govt has awarded contracts to?

Jabo1000:
That’s what I’m saying, how much is a good rate to set so that it won’t be too much and do you allow bank to bid for you?

allow the bank bid for you. They don't always do too bad from the final rates. but if you are feeling very lucky and investment savvy you can choose your own rate, but if you lose out. it means waiting for another two weeks.

Time wasted is money lost!

Maradon is saying messi should retire because they keep blaming him for every of their woes. He should leave them to see if they can really handle their sh.it


See Nairalanders commenting rubbish simply because they just read headlines, after una go wan collect 200k/month when comprehension dey hard una

Mariangeles:
Maradona has always been jealous and obsessed with Messi's success... He wants to be recognized as the only all time great of Argentina, but Messi is and will always be better than him .

He was and still is a junky !

You lack comprehension! so quick to comment that you couldn't read the whole article to digest what he meant

Sagamite:
An institution on the stock exchange has refused to provide annual report for two straight years and the investors stayed?

Now they are whining that they have lost their money?

Lool they were praying and hoping for the best

You know what they say Denial is the first stage of grief, sometimes you know an Investment is going bad but you are too emotional to let go, thinking all will be well.


Rich people know the market is run by Greed and emotions, but the average people think its run by Logic and strategy.

You want to earn 200k out from the university in a country with very high Unemployment rate, okay what can you do?


You can't be expecting graduates to earn 200k on the average when you can't do so much in practical sense. Every youth out there gets out from the university and thinks the world owes him money.


All you have to yourself is just a Bsc, no added skills, no added professional certificates, no work experience and you think a 200k job will fall on your lap?

First Improve yourself as am Individual and the money will come!

I think it should be reformed rather than scrapped.

It should be made to be like I.T (industrial training) where graduates are made to undergo compulsory 1 year training in any field of their choosing.

Rather than make it mandatory for them to teach, if we have graduates who spend 1 year in say ICT or Other fields, they won't just have 1 year experience already on their CV but their minds become open to the market opportunities out there.

Skyebank that has no annual reports for two years, with a very high Non performing loan ratio and abysmal capital adequacy ratio.

Even me wey no be Accounting student, seeing all these stats from '016 I knew it was only a matter of time before skyebank cave in.

If not that first bank is a tier 1 with very strong ties , they for don follow suite with their reckless loan offering

Guys here can be bitter, can't someone be worth 300million considering she started about 20years.
in '98 you could buy a duplex in my area for say 7million, now u can't even see land of 20m to buy there.

Beauty products sell like maaadddd if you know what you are doing. Even at Trade fair market, you find men who isn't up to 20yrs in cosmetic business worth millions pushing rides. e come be Toyin lawani wey be house hold name in fashion for Nigeria.

A celebrity stylist, 300m in assets is a small thing. If you know how much women are ready to spend to beautify themselves, you will know there is money in cosmetics/Fashion

You can go for a Toyota matrix/ Golf 4, easy on fuel consumption, cheap to maintain

You are a business woman. unmarried hanging on just hopes. now let's get down to reality.

You have just 800k+ home and abroad, if you lend him 700k and his business still doesn't revive, These are the likely followups

- Your business will go down as no new money to inject into it.
- Your relationship will suffer more as he runs from pillar to post over his finances.
- Possible quarrels over the money, that if not handled well could lead to a possible breakup.

Solution.
One good turn deserves another, Rather than part with 700k, give him say 200-300k, let him source for the rest...That way u can continue your business with the remaining funds while he also has some funds to lean on.


Don't part away with 700k because u want to bring back the love & attention. That's pure foolishness!.....

Use your head not your heart!

mainstreets:
This is probably not true. But if it turns out to be true, depositors' funds are very safe. No bank customer can lose funds again. The banking industry is very robust and has since passed that level. I have quite a few millions there, but I will still sleep soundly tonight. Panic at your own peril.

misery loves company, U had better withdraw your funds. stay there and be forming bold face.
I have been monitoring Skye bank finances since '016, if u like keep forming super man.

Denial is the first stage of Grief

Do I blame her, no

Its the men I blame, I mean she has a House, a Job and a car all in exchange for what?
Sex!

The same sex that the man would be the one doing all the Job.


same sex that's as cheap as a bottle of roll on in this country is what a man has exchanged for a house a car and a job.

I no blame her las las, na the sugar daddy I blame

otunde527:
Jazzing thingz


How easy it is to brainwashed GNLD marketers....my people it might not be ordinary..

Nothing like jazz, one of the easiest ways to fool the most knowledgeable adult in Nigeria is to use religion.

If you can master religious doctrines, you can fool Most adults and elders in Nigeria.

He was no different. Its the same in ICT. we keep talking about patching up defenses in computer system, but the weakness that keeps getting exploited is Human.

We have so much Vulnerability that Hackers are always trying to get at using psychology.

I implore everyone to read psychology articles once a while, it will help reduce your vulnerability and make u act less stupid.

He is dull!

Hypnotised? Hell No

Dude you stupid, like Really stupid

some stranger told you to come down to another state all because he saw some evil prophecy and you ran like a scared chicken, even parted with funds over some claims about your future.

Dude Please take your L and go home

Hypnotised my foot!

PlsBanMe:
It couldn't have been a very long time if you watched it on AIT. When did we started having private televisions? You are still a boy.

AIT has been on since 20yrs ago if I recall vividly

The last game between Liberia vs Nigeria I remember ended 2-0, I watched it on AIT.

George weah scored both goals I think. its been a very very long time, I was a boy then

Ikmontana1:
fear catch me wit dis ur complain oo, cos today will b d first time m investing in sec. market..
but d best u can do is to go to same stanbic bank branch, n same desk u did ur t-bills to inquire abt d delay on ur upfront interest ..
hop this helps ..

He was actually credited, the thing is that CBN has stopped sending the alert for the upfront interest, so he shouldn't rely on the credit alert but to go to the bank and confirm.

presiade:
I made enquiries from Nigerians who were already in Finland before leaving Nigeria...all they told me was that everything was fine bla bla. When I got here, they complain in their small circles how Finnish will laugh at you and don't really like you, how the lecturers are not good at imparting knowledge... I have my personal experiences which I won't share in an open forum as this. I had my research position, I knew the reaction i got when I got it against the wishes of many of them, knowing that I did not speak any Finnish. Yes, people have some challenges in other countries but it's better, but those can be more easily navigated if you speak the language of the country. If I had gotten sincere responses from people when I was still in Nigeria, I would have continued saving for additional one year and be able to conveniently sponsor my MSc in the US or UK.

I'm not talking based on hear-say, but real experience. I have many business ideas to execute but because I understand the game plan of the people, I'm not executing anything here. I know better.

Preach brother, preach!!!

Nigerians love being lied to, people that should openly say how tough one country is from another, will be telling lies just to gain agent fees.

After reading all your comments, its only one with no hope that will go ahead with finish visa

Singapore1:
Mr woman which NBS, we both know the government ( or whoever in charge) are not reliable when it comes to statistics , up till now we don't know Nigeria Real population and a very bad sampling method is being used to measure the poverty level..

1. There are some beggers in Lagos who are Dr Niger, Cameroun chad etc.. But if a foreigner see them they will be categorized as Nigerian...

She is saying 90 million Nigerian are living below 350 Naira

So all these websites and body are not doing it right..
Compare that with country like USA or UK
Patron the grammar please

So the NBS isn't reliable when it comes to Poverty figures but when they report that Nigeria is in recession, you will shine your gun to slam the government.

#Your hypocrisy stinks.

This is why Charles Soludo had a quarrel with Okonjo Iweala when she began thinking like you that the NBS is incompetent in its stats.

Singapore1:
Lie of the highest order, that's how she want the world to see Nigeria, Nigeria population is about 190 million and she is saying close to 50% is living below 1$ ( 350#) per day. . .

And some people will still say it's true. . . Just wow
And she went further to say "in the world "

Mr Man, Your own organization in Nigeria, the NIGERIAN BUREAU of STATISTICS said in 2012 that 60% of Nigerians were living in poverty and would increase further, and you are here beefing what's True.


Remove the log in your eyes first, before you talk about the speck in your brothers eye.

NBS stats alone is enough to tell how broke Nigerians are.

okay let's do the maths guys...

First of all how much is our minimum wage in Nigeria? 18,000
Nysc 19800

Now World report says Poverty is living below $1.90.
$1.90 is about 700 naira, times 30days is 21,000 naira.


Now you can see that OUR MINIMUM WAGE is below the 21,000($1.90 for 30days).

Not to talk about the Millions of youths who are even Unemployed.

Nigeria is Finished.

INDIA is 3TIMES more POPULATED than NIGERIA, Yet we surpass them in POVERTY NUMBERS.

Na stray dogs tire me pass, and no be say na even German shepherd, na Rottweillers.

U will want to jog past a certain path very early in the morning, only to see 3 rotts wandering around.

Dogs are the biggest challenge for me