₦airaland Forum

wirinet:
You are only talking about half the stress. The stress of coming from ikoyi daily nko? If you face Kingsway/Osborne traffic, then come add am to oworoshoki/third mainland Bridge traffic, come conclude am with Oshodi/ikeja traffic fives times a week. You will age ten years in just one year.

Lool

You see that oshodi Ikeja traffic.
I don't pray for my enemies to be caught in that traffic coz it's one of the worst traffic that happens at Lagos evenings.

It's enough to kill you in under 10yrs lol

Vaughanlanrewaj:
That is for real investments with value. The promoters will go up nowhere than in jail


Please stop decieving the greedy ponzi-loving gamblers.
It thrives on greater fool theory as no real value exists for the worthless digit tokens.



Please stop giving a false impression to lure more fools.

Only fools and greater fools will fall for this. If you really have money , you won't be putting it in a ponzi.

Okay bro.

Let it keep falling to 15k, so I can keep mopping up cheap coins.

I was stupid in 2017 to sell off my bag, only to watch it soar after like 2yrs when nobody was talking bout it.

Once beaten twice shy.

I like as everybody is wailing...i have been waiting for the bearish market for so long to fully re enter

15k I see u

Lool,
Person wey go jakpa if shootout happen for there.

ChybuzzDD:
E be like say na per year self

Lol, coz ayam not understanding

Is that per hour or peer day or what

The pictures are so blurry

emmasoft:
MMF rate will go up with time. As MPR goes up, Tbill rates for each tenor will be affected positively and that in turn cause MMF rates to rally up.

I am patiently waiting for it to go up seeing the MPR rate just got adjusted lately.

Let's all watch and see

35m regardless of the soil type either Dry or partly swampy?

modupemomo:
Hello Everyone, hope you enjoyed the long holiday. Please what exactly is going on with Stanbic Mutual Funds, I noticed that the interest rate is abysmally low right now. This is how they will be making someone eye Fairmoney with 15% interest rate! I dont even want to go near any microfinance bank. I am very risk averse which is why I chose mutual funds but what is all these stagnancy of interest rates?

How can everything be this expensive in Nigeria and interest rates be this low?

The money I have in mutual funds will give me a generous fetching somewhere else but I have been burnt twice investing with unscrupulous Nigerians and there will not be a third time.

Is there any hope of resurrection for mutual funds or I should just go and start POS business? �

Please any luminary here should kindly help. Thanks

To preserve your captial, you are better off leaving a huge chunk of it in the money market.

Everywhere is tight, except you can spare a little percentage of your total capital to take on High risk High yield investment but remember it could as well burn you.

Monetary policy rate is high, inflation rate is high but MMF rate is low. Nigeria is something else, we ought to be at 10% atleast

ikoroduarea:
What's the rate for MMF? Like how much one get interest on 30m for one month?

Don't expect more than 150,000 monthly

Who has had any reason to ratify a land within Lagos mainland, around okota

How much did it cost you on the average and timeline?

Not taking chance my sec school presented to write TOEFL and SAT.

I went through the SAT books and knew I could qualify for half scholarship coz even people I did better than academically were hitting scores to qualify for half scholarship but mumu me was pitying my popsy saying he couldn't afford it.

I even said he couldn't afford private university, not knowing my school fees for the 3 terms can afford almost any private uni fees.

I wish I knew better

ibechris:
My personal business not mmf.

Oh better said

propertyhunter1:
I have Mney Market Fund account with StanbicIBTC, but i am afraid i will need the 31million in a month's time and also they may take several days to payout, i don't think they can offer more than 4% a month? What do you think? Are you saying if i invest the 31m on MMF stanbic i can get 5million to 6 million as profit within 4 months? How is that possible please explain?

Don't listen to guy he doesn't know what is saying.

I have been in MMF for about 7yrs now. Nobody will pay you 5-6m within 4months with just 31m.

ibechris:
I don't want to ask u how u made that money and yet couldn't invest it properly.

With ARM mmf u are likely to get #139,750 and with 33million,I usually make 1.7million naira monthly.

So far so good,I have made 8million naira with some fractions with 33million in the last 4 months.

Having money could be easy,but managing and growing it is where the hardest work is.

Enjoy your risk wisely.

This cannot be.

You cannot make 1.7m monthly with 33m monthly on any MMF platform.

Except you don't know what you are saying

I will make him an offer he can't refuse.

pocohantas:
Pasta water is not junk.

Carry out the test I described then we can revisit the discussion

If you no get money as a man eh

Women go show you pepper. God epp us

pocohantas:
Pasta water is not junk.

Leave pasta water in the sink for hours, I bet you won't say this nonsense when you see the result.

That shii is unhealthy!!!

How can you make spaghetti with the spaghetti water

Do you know how much starchy content is in that water.

Leave spaghetti water in your sink, leave it there from morning to night come back at evening to see what happens.

The water will dry up and it turns to starch, like thick akamu. I have done this several times

Na I'm u carry go cook It's not everything you read you take as suggestion, sometimes consider the health implications of what you are doing.

Na wa

Omo this thread deygimme bad vibes.

I had planned to travel this weekend for a wedding and lodge but with wetin I dey read here, e be like say I go disembark.

This life no be by who first start or how hard you work hard be say you go make am.

You need TIME & CHANCE to align in your favour.

Even Nipsel Hussle talked about this fact in his track dedication (RIP)

antibullshit:
I feel you! My thoughts exactly .I drive a bmw. I'm on my 7th one since 2002. I currently have a turbo charged 328i m sport . Every car has its advantages because they're not all built for exactly the same purpose so it amazes me when corolla owners compare their go carts with mercedes, bmw, etc. My girlfriend has a corolla and one day she said that her corolla is stronger than my bmw simply because I slow down on bad roads because the one I have is the sports trim and its lower than the normal ones. I laughed and told her not to say what she just said in public. The other day I was driving her corolla and I wanted to overtake another car but was unable to because for a moment I forgot that the corolla is not like bmw. With my bmw if you just tap the accelerator lightly the car surges forward like a raging beast! With the corolla I still couldn't get that even when I pressed hard on the pedal ! The driving experience is not the same but apart from the performance there's also the safety aspect . A bmw owner I know crashed while doing 180 km and nothing happened to him! If he was driving a corolla he would have died! Corolla owners don't even understand what performance in a car means because they've never experienced it so they have no idea what they're missing . However ,with greater performance comes greater cost. My water pump costs 180k,the lights cost 100k. The water pump for a corolla costs 25k while the headlights cost about 30k. At the end of the day the lower cost of maintenance plus bandwagon mentality is the reason why many people buy corolla not because its a superior product .

Lol, na that overtaking make me comment. You will pump the accelerators, but it will take several seconds to know you need full power.

Even Peugeot 406 no dey delay to take charge...

Keep switching jobs until your salary lands to the spot where you want.

No other secret to get a better paying salary than this.

Skill up, tweak your resume.
Package and refire at another firm

Rinse repeat

UnFashionIsta:
From the terms of the contract, the company can only deduct any UNPAID salary if they have expended more than 500k in training you and you decide to leave their employment. If they haven't spent up to 500k in training you, you're free to leave their employment, subject to any other terms of the contract (which weren't posted).

The problem is the coy can decide to inflate cost of training and cost of certificates.

If they really want to Treat his F-UP, they can say the cost of training is 500k whereas it was just 100k coz he has already signed up for that prior to taking on any training.

The truth is

He can only give them 2 weeks notice and wait for their counter attack. There's no how he can personally equate cost of training when no be him dey pay for am

What is 230k that you want to jeopardize for a better living opportunity in Germany?

Abi you think say 230k na money wey fit give you luxury in naija? U dey jonze o

Give the app to a cybersecurity bro.

They may be able to trace the mothership by running the rogue netlfix through a proxy (like burp) and inspecting the http request and reply field.

Hopefully certificate pinning isn't used to ease the hunt

The details you get there , IP/Domain/email will lead you to more osint osint osint. You sha can't report it to a police if na naija IP coz dem go first arrest u for trading crypto.

Pele o

Less than 100k with 3kids and a niece.


Omo make I drop friendly reminder for you below

- How did the malware get into the departmental PC of the geological team fess.

- Is this the only pc affected within the organisation?

- Where is the mothership located

Work don show for the IRP & Forensic team Happy hunting

Rather than say how much I earn, I want to say that person reading this.

Look for a job that has prospects and go hard in it. Forget about huge salary when starting. If it comes fine, if it doesn't keep pushing.

Start out hungry for knowledge and constantly seek for ways to improve yourself to what the market demands.

That 50k salary is only for a while, you would be suprised what you can earn in a few years to come.

Stay focused

Kriss216:
You must be operating on an IQ lower than 1.5 if you believed everything that girl said.

How did the culprit get access to a 4.5 star hotel room?

How did thugs allegedly sent by Burna boy invade eko hotel VI to beat up Mr 2kay?

In there lies your answer, since you have refused to put your brain to work.