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RomanceRe: Can You give A Girl 10k Without Fvk . Lol Guys Let's Discuss by chukzyfcbb: 1:50am On Sep 14, 2020
Before I can give a random girl 10k even, I have to be sure I can dash my guys 10k fess.

If I cannot dash my homies 10k, nothing will make me dash a lady 10k!!!

Quid quo pro!
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 1:43am On Sep 13, 2020
Wiseoldman:
Citigroup Inc. (C) - Revenue (TTM): $74.3B - Net Income (TTM): $19.4B - Market Cap: $91.9B - Exchange: New York Stock Exchange
Wow impressive numbers.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 8:26pm On Sep 12, 2020
emmanuelewumi:
Part of SEC guidelines. Other fund managers have FBN as their custodian.


Each fund managed by FBN Quest Asset Management have different custodians and Trustees
Thanks
I am a bit uncomfortable seeing Citibank as the custodian tho, that's all
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 8:20pm On Sep 12, 2020
emmanuelewumi:
Fact sheet of FBN Asset Management for August 2020

Money market funds= N223 billion under management.


Fixed income fund=N15 billion under management

Eurobond fund=$14 million


Not Stanbic IBTC Asset Management has more funds that they managing
Out of curiosity I would like to ask because I am just noticing this.

why is Citibank the custodian for FBN asset management? why didn't they use FBN Bank instead?

have you got any clue why?
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 7:49pm On Sep 12, 2020
RayRay06677:
Being learning a lot here, I personally decides to risk 5m last week on the ponzi. 2m for 50% quarterly, 2m for 15% monthly and 1m for 20%. 3 different forex trading firms in Uyo. I advise against it but I needed to take a risk, have been extra careful in my investment years and I think giving out that chunk is cool. Was even thinking of taking it to 30m but I will wait and see how my 5m crashes. (all 3 firms at once).
That's a poor diversification strategy.

When you diversify, you should do so across an asset class.
all 3 brokerage firms are all in the same asset class, and all 3 can go down in one day. All it takes is one CBN policy or something it's game over.

This is not diversification bro
PropertiesRe: How To Buy A House In Lagos, Nigeria Without Over Paying by chukzyfcbb: 2:12pm On Sep 12, 2020
brownemmanuel43:
Location: Festac Area, Maza-Maza

Land Mark: The Young Shall Grow Company

Description: The front 2story of 6 flat the each of the flat is 2 bedroom then the one at the back is a story building first floor is 3bedroom of 2flat and down is a room and pallor swlf contain in 4 place in all comprising 12 families

Price: 29m for the two buildings
no Pictures, my oga at the top may like pictures
PropertiesRe: How To Buy A House In Lagos, Nigeria Without Over Paying by chukzyfcbb: 2:09pm On Sep 12, 2020
The only feasible way to buy a house in Lagos comfortably is to pay in installments over a long period of time, affordable mortgage.

I would have recommended hiring a developer to build a commerical apartment on your empty land while they collect property rents for some years to recoup investment, but from personal experience they themselves are thieves!

They will build your house with substandard goods after they are done, you are left to a sorry state.

las Las no one good
Ole ni everybody
FamilyRe: What Gift Can I Get For My Mom On Her Birthday? by chukzyfcbb: 3:16am On Sep 11, 2020
Mom's like women out there like gifts.

options

- Bag
- Shoe
- Perfume
- Low heeled shoe
- Wrist watch (well packaged)
- Kitchen gadget like a Microwave or toaster (dunno the price oh) lol

Either of those would fly, but then women are particular about colour and matching to outfit, so get recommendations on choice of colour from a female before purchase.

If your mom has high taste, I am sorry get her a cake instead as 7k won't buy a very high quality of all I have mentioned. I know that coz I have bought a few myself
EducationRe: Airtel Made Me Loose Millions Today. So Sad! by chukzyfcbb: 8:55pm On Aug 17, 2020
So why didn't you quickly make a subscription on another sim when you knew Airtel was misbehaving.

An emergency plan of 300naira for 1gig daily plan.

I have no pity for you, some things are better learnt the hard way
RomanceRe: Who Else Is Still Doing This In 2020?? (pictures Attached) by chukzyfcbb: 1:27pm On Aug 15, 2020
I can play PES in ps2 excellently even in my sleep.

There is really no trick, dribble I didnt learn from that game..

- Super cancel (the most deadly dribble to discover)
- Ronaldo famous cutback dribble,
- Forcing Red card on Keeper with X
- attack/defence strategy (L2 has to work)
- Low level chip
- Keeper cursor
etc

A game where I would use saudia Arabia to win champions league.

If you don't use L2 to play in ps2 Pes soccer, you never reach god-mode...

in Ps3, thrashing LEGEND has been an obstacle in International Trophy (league that has all the best 20teams) where conditions of players are not at RED !. it's very very hard
SportsRe: Is It Time Up For Messi? The End Of An Era by chukzyfcbb: 10:39am On Aug 15, 2020
This is what Barcelona need

- Sell a lot of tired legs
- Bring in hungry Bright boiz, especially playmakers
- Add Defenders with leadership attitude.

That's all

The major problem is that Barcelona has only ONE playmaker, Messi.
if Messi isn't creating chances, no one else is doing so


Messi himself needs to also up his attitude as Captain. When losing I expect to see him shout and ginger team members, no just walk and stroll when opponents are with the ball.

This change can only come from a coach who has Balls.

Similar article was written in 2013 during the 7up
but when Neymar and Umtiti came in, The attack and defence got a face lift.

It can still happen again
RomanceRe: What Is Your unique Definition Of An Outwardly Cute man Or Beautiful Lady? by chukzyfcbb: 9:33am On Aug 10, 2020
HBB1:
Legs and feet o!
You should see me asking girls,' can I see your feet?!'
Weird! grin
haha, they would give you a wild stare
RomanceRe: He Brought A Stranger Home From A Bar To Pass The Night, Now This Is Happening by chukzyfcbb: 11:57pm On Aug 09, 2020
This is why I never support guys bringing random chicks to thier homes, coz when shits hits the fan you will cast.

Kpele oh, u don turn Oko Ashawo smiley
RomanceRe: What Is Your unique Definition Of An Outwardly Cute man Or Beautiful Lady? by chukzyfcbb: 11:31pm On Aug 09, 2020
Personally, it's legs Legs Legs
Something like that of Nancy Isime.

Legs is no1 for me smiley

RomanceRe: Introverts Only!!! Which Is More Stressful, Receiving/making Calls Or Going Out? by chukzyfcbb: 7:12pm On Aug 08, 2020
Albertone:
Well I'm introverted myself.But I had to force my self outta my shell because I needed to earn to survive.I am an introvert by default but I can switch when needed.i.e starting a convo with someone.But I still don't attend parties and don't go out unnecessarily.

Everyone one here saying they stay indoor always and don't go out.How do y'all earn??I know not everyone is a freelancer!
Lol, you apply for jobs now, attend interviews and work.
that's for employees

for self employed folks, a they need is their wares, a sales person and a store and you have started.

I know from experience that anything that has to do with customer facing (Business man, Customer Care, IT support etc) will help an introvert converse better but it won't still take away the fact you will want to crawl back to your hole after all the chit chat lol
RomanceRe: Introverts Only!!! Which Is More Stressful, Receiving/making Calls Or Going Out? by chukzyfcbb: 7:04pm On Aug 08, 2020
TessBiwom:
What did you end up doing that day?
That day I was just thinking of a good lie to tell, lol..
the cash gift I wanted to give I didn't give again, it was as if I just ghosted myself totally

No presence, No cash gift, No wedding gift, nothing.
RomanceRe: Introverts Only!!! Which Is More Stressful, Receiving/making Calls Or Going Out? by chukzyfcbb: 2:22pm On Aug 08, 2020
TessBiwom:
Going out is so stressful. I'll rather stay home and sleep than to go out either on a date or run an errand(I lost a relationship and brother themed it as"being emotionally unavailable "wink.
But What can I do? I don't know if I'm antisocial.
One minute I'm excited to go out or pay a visit and the next minute, I cancel. I could just give an excuse that I drank water and I choked or I anticipate that I might have headache.
I can relate to this.

One time I had promised to attend a friend's wedding.

I sent materials to the tailor, made a nice fila (Yoruba word for cap), I had everything set. I was anticipating the day.
on the D-day, it was as if my mental battery just ran out.

I just sat on my bed and was like, I am not going again (no reason).
Next day she was annoyed I didn't come, I felt bad too but then I know say I get shoko for head (mood swings)
ComputersRe: Did Your Computer Suddenly Stop Displaying? Here Is The Fix! by chukzyfcbb: 1:02pm On Aug 08, 2020
MajorOvakporaye:
That you don't use desktop does not mean that others don't too.
I've two desktop computers at home.
that puts you in the group of people I addressed as "few"
ComputersRe: Did Your Computer Suddenly Stop Displaying? Here Is The Fix! by chukzyfcbb: 12:52pm On Aug 08, 2020
it's strange why this topic is on front page.

Not everybody is tech savvy to open his desktop, besides very few people own desktops in their homes.

Moderator, if you must post tech tips post something everyone can relate to, like risk of using open wifi

PoliticsRe: Major Fuel Price Increase Looms In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 5:10pm On Aug 05, 2020
Good thing I got fuel very early this morning.

Wetin I for tell my boss, in this period of work from home wey light no dey.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Kiddwaya And Erica Kiss, Have Sex by chukzyfcbb: 10:15am On Aug 03, 2020
First these beeches love it.

then they hate it

then they HATE TO LOVE IT !!! smiley

#Royce Da 5'9

RomanceRe: The Too Much I Know About Her Previous Sex Life Is Hunting My Feelings For Her by chukzyfcbb: 10:10pm On Jul 26, 2020
E be like say u no get sense.

She has not given you go ahead to date her coz she doesn't want double dating and here you are talking about marriage.

u don already fast forward your ideas when you never even enter relationship with her.

Continue, it will end in tears

RomanceRe: I'm Ready To Marry Her But I Discovered She Has Two Kids From Two Different Men by chukzyfcbb: 3:36pm On Jul 19, 2020
It's only a foolish man that will go ahead with this marriage.

Except you also have your own Kids gotten from other women, besides that take your ASx and Run!

If you go ahead, I can guarantee you will father one more child that would come from her ex and you would think it's yours!
CareerRe: CyberSecurity: GRC, CYSA+, AWS, CCSK, CCSP, CISSP, CISA, CRISC, CISM by chukzyfcbb: 7:22am On Jul 13, 2020
Jintata:
My response is probably going to be controversial; but here goes ...

1. You don’t need a degree in Comp Sci. or Cybersecurity to pursue a career in Cybersecurity.

2. CompTIA Sec+ is a good place to start. CompTIA Sec+ assumes you have some of the knowledge contained in the CompTIA A+ & N+ exams.

3. Other starter (ish) Cybersecurity certs to consider included CEH, Cisco CCNA, Isc2 SSCP etc...

Special mention ought to be made for the Isaca’s CSX-P - Cybersecurity Practitioner Certification. It is probably one of the most hands-on certs out there. Any serious starter ought to give this a close look.

4. The cissp is the Cert that makes the most sense in Cybersecurity today. An old saying goes, “if you’re going to eat a toad, eat a fat & juicy one.”

A lot depends on you but IMHO if u start studying for the cissp today and it takes u 1, 2 or 3 years to pass, then you’re closer to your dream than any other route I can think of.

Passing the cissp exam would make you an associate of the isc2, until u can prove 4 to 5 years active Cybersecurity experience to be a full certified cissp. Even with the associate designation you will be miles ahead of the “also rans”.

The cissp is nice to have. The path & knowledge you go through to be a cissp would also probably give you an idea of which area of Cybersecurity u might want to eventually specialize in.

Do note that cissp is a risk exam.

Another growth area is cloud. The certs to look at here include AWS & CCSP & CCSK ...

A special shout out to OSCP, data analytics, SIEMs, python programming, SOCs, etc ... These are other paths to consider.

Please put your comments below or you can send me a dm or email if u have futher questions ...
yes the Cissp is good to have but it's bad advice for entry level people to go at it.

Getting a Cissp is more than just having 5yrs, you should be in a position to lead because it's more Managerial than technical.

thank you
PoliticsRe: Uzodinma Demolishes Substandard Tunnel Built By Okorocha In Owerri (Pictures) by chukzyfcbb: 8:29am On Jul 09, 2020
If truly these projects are substandard, then not only okorocha is corrupt. The contractors, engineers involved are corrupt.

How can you jeopardize quality for profit knowing how sensitive this project is. If this shit collapses, it will lead to loss of human lives.

after we will say Buhari is corrupt, the engineers who built it is equally corrupt.

Except this is just to discredit okorochas work, the engineers involved too should be brought to book
CelebritiesRe: Jay Gunz Shot Dead In His Home In US (Photos) by chukzyfcbb: 8:16am On Jul 09, 2020
No be Rappers again, lool

All na for Street creds.

Now his enemy can rejoice and brag about it in his next Rap. how he bagged a body and is a real N**gga that isn't afraid to hold a glock lol.

Inasmuch as I like Rap and the bragging that comes with it, the killings to rap about being an OG in the streets is needless.

Otherwise Nipsey would still be alive, giiving me that black energy vibes sad
Car TalkRe: Road Rage: Share Your Experience by chukzyfcbb: 1:58am On Jul 08, 2020
Road Rage was when I just learnt driving newly.

Any small thing I don put leg for accelerator.

I enjoyed the take over when I engage the car in Gear 3, the added force, pressure and movement of the car was heavenly. How I missed that Peugeot sad

Infact Revig the car before Overtaking (i.e Leg a bit on the clutch ) will send warning signals to passerbys that shit is about to get real, so they scamper for safety lol In Automatic it will lag a bit and not so fun.

Now I like my life.i am still very young and have a long years ahead of me, na only one life I get. Jeje things smiley
InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds by chukzyfcbb: 11:34am On Jul 06, 2020
Systrom:
Please someone experienced with Stanbic MMF should reply me. Thanks
21m is not too much to invest in money market.
Peoole have more than that in it.

stanbic IBTC MMF is 99% safe, nothing to be scared of. I think they are the leaders by fund size, next is FBN quest
SportsRe: Why And When Did You Start Supporting Your Favorite Football Club? by chukzyfcbb:
05/06 I became a fan of FCB.

Before then I had I been interested in the team thanks to Patrick Kluivert, I just liked the way he breezed through defenders.

But Ronaldinho made me a convert smiley
I spent a lot of my time at cybercafe watching Jogabonito videos then just to perfect his tricks lol

The blind pass, the snake bite signature move, the way he took freekicks, the ball joggling. I live breathe and ate ronaldinho


If any footballer would have made me run mad, it would have been Gaucho

Liked him so much I personally composed a song for him

He is the reason, I am a Cule.

InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by chukzyfcbb: 2:54am On Jul 06, 2020
emmanuelewumi:
Transfer of below 100k are not allowed in the banking halls of First Bank, you will be advised to use the phone, mobile banking app or the ATM
Our investment Sensei,

this is not absolutely correct, I made a transaction below 100k and it was accepted.
However, when you first meet them at the counter they will be like why don't you have am ATM for this account and my answer is, I have an ATM for another account but not this one smiley

when your funds are plenty in an account, it's best to go the old school way (paper and pen) to avoid stories that touch.


so it depends.
it's been a while I visited here since rates crash smiley

Lots of knowledge flying around
SportsRe: 5 Worst Swap Deals In History: Sanchez & Mkhitaryan, Ibrahimovic & Eto'o.. by chukzyfcbb: 7:32pm On Jul 02, 2020
As a Barcelona fan, I don't think I would say eto-ibrahimovic was a bad deal.

without that deal, Messi may never had been a false 9 which made him score lots of goals.

before then Messi was a winger, using the number 19 shirt. When Ibrahimovic was out on injury, we needed a makeshift attacker.

So pep converted Messi to a Fasle 9 and that's when his true born innate abilities of goal scoring became finely polished.

Without that deal, Messi would played so long on the wings and not score as much goals as he did when he became a false 9.

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