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TV/MoviesRe: 12-year-old Boy With Amazing Voice On Glo X Factor by churific(m): 8:16pm On Jun 04, 2013
Obviously a textbook gimmick from the show. They knew his age before his audition so I'm sure he already knew he was just going on stage to showcase his voice and the producers can take credit in the future for "discovering him" or for "giving him his first 'real' shot."

But amazing voice. Still need some work as a few notes were shaky but an extremely bright and "girl-chasing" future for him...I envy him.


GOOD DAY!
HealthRe: Picture Of Penile Models Made In Abuja by churific(m): 10:31am On Jun 04, 2013
Obviously used for sexual education purposes (preventive habits and etc.) No woman in her right mind would ever punish herself with such painful, wooden tools. They'd be better off using carrots and cucumbers.
Music/RadioRe: Don Jazzy V. Dbanj: Who Has Benefitted The Most? by churific(m): 2:45am On Jun 04, 2013
Neither.

They are both useless now. They better rekindle their marriage or we'll soon forget about them.
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke Share Photos Of Her Cars On Instagram by churific(m): 10:44am On Jun 03, 2013
You "can count $100K" on that Rover and Chrysler 300?

Seriously? Maybe in Nigeria but not here in the US. I'm sorry but those two cars are not that expensive (to those with money.)

She'll need a "real" Bentley next. Covering the logo is not fooling anyone.

And by the way, I'm not "hating." I'm bored so I decided to comment on anything really. I'd still love to have those two cars. I'd probably sell one since I don't need two.
Christianity EtcRe: Will You Be Proud Or Embarrased When You Are Shown What You Did In Life? by churific(m): 4:59am On Jun 03, 2013
It depends on who else will be watching.

I already know what I did in life so if I'm the only one watching it, it would come as no surprise to me. But obviously, it's always a mix of both for everyone regardless of who you are.
Christianity EtcRe: How Long You Pray - Does It Really Matter? by churific(m): 4:57am On Jun 03, 2013
How long you pray is between you and your God. A 1 minute prayer could be as effective as a 10 hour prayer. My God is all knowing and I don't need 6 hours to communicate with him.

Besides, the only real evidence of a prayer pattern was given by the "Lord's prayer" and that one lasts for about a minute.


I say pray for as long as you need to or until you feel you've gotten a breakthrough but do not let anyone tell you that you have to pray for a certain length of time to notice any results.
HealthRe: Ways You Can Get An STD Without Being Intimate by churific(m): 4:49am On Jun 03, 2013
You probably should've defined "intimate" first because kissing and mouth action are all "intimate."
CelebritiesRe: Don-Jazzy Gives Twitter Follower N100,000 For Retweeting Him by churific(m): 2:27am On Jun 02, 2013
Isn't that just a hundred dollars?

See me acting like 100 dollars is nothing...especially when you didnt have to work for it.

From now on, all his tweets will be retweeted. Even his retweets will be retweeted.
CelebritiesRe: Eme’s Niyola Without Makeup (photos) by churific(m): 11:32pm On Jun 01, 2013
Without makeup, REALITY would be unbearable for some women...and men as well. Fantasizing would be minimized.
FamilyRe: Things That Happen When You Grow-up In An African House by churific(m): 11:30pm On Jun 01, 2013
That's quite a lot of generalization you're doing there my friend. Some of these are generally true and not just in "African" homes, but still...
FashionRe: Lovelyn Enebechi Is Germany's Next Top-Model 2013 by churific(m): 6:56pm On Jun 01, 2013
Now "we" want to claim her but not the other guys that stabbed a soldier to death or bombed something(s).

Double standards. If we are going to claim the good and successful ones, we must claim them all.

I watched the show while I was in Germany and there was nothing "Nigerian" about her besides her name. She speaks perfect German and very good English soooo....
TravelRecap Of Our Europe Tour: 8 Weeks 10 Countries (28,400 views so far!) by churific(op):
My 2 Chinese friends and I took an 8 week, 10 country tour of Europe.

Here’s a recap...It's an hour and a half long so we don't expect anyone to sit and watch all of it at once. Some bits are more entertaining than others. Thanks for the support! (Excuse the camera shaking in the beginning and enjoy my imperfect amateur work!)

28,400 views so far! AMAZING!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzRRAVPnEp0
PoliticsRe: Teachers Begin Strike In 11 States by churific(m): 3:05am On Jun 01, 2013
Only 11? There should be a strike in all 36 states for all public schools. How can we expect our country to prosper and become more developed if we can't take our greatest assets, teachers, seriously!

We treat our teachers like trash...who do you expect to produce the next doctors, lawyer, etc?
SportsRe: Super Eagles Vs Mexico - (2 - 2) -Intl Friendly On May 31 2013 by churific(m): 2:40am On Jun 01, 2013
When Mexico got the red car, I screamed YES! This game is almost even. 2 more red cards to Mexico and Nigeria will be evenly matched with Mexico. Luckily for us, the game is only 1-1.
PoliticsRe: South Africans Chase Nigerians Out Of Their Homes by churific(m): 2:19am On May 31, 2013
That title is a bit misleading. You made it seem like it was a country-wide cleansing initiative.
PoliticsRe: Lamido-Amaechi’s Campaign Posters Flood Abuja by churific(m): 7:32am On May 30, 2013
You use the word "flood" and you couldn't manage to show us a picture of one of these campaign posters that are "flooding" Abuja.
CelebritiesRe: M.I Launches 'Talk About It' Democracy Campaign by churific(m): 6:03pm On May 29, 2013
Talk about it?

As if we haven't been talking about "it" for years! The time for talking has been long past. I'm still waiting to join a Middle-East like revolution where the old men "at the top" are all sacked and chased away for good!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Dortmund Vs Bayern Munich - UCL Final (1 - 2) On 25th May 2013 by churific(m): 5:15am On May 26, 2013
I called it for Bayern not because I like them but because they deserve it. After reaching the finals 3/4 years and even loosing it at home last year to the wow-written script of Didier Drogba and Chelsea, it was TIME!

After 3 years and so many mistakes and hair loss, Arjen Robben has done it. 1 goal, 1 assist and Bayern is the Champions League Champions. Sorry Dortmund!

But seriously when Africans argue over soccer, you'll think they own stocks and shares in these teams and their dividends depend on their arguments!
Foreign AffairsRe: Bridge Collapses In Washington State, USA by churific(m): 8:45pm On May 24, 2013
Nonsense, nonsense, nonsense!

First, no one died. Only 1 shoulder was dislocated and popped back into place.

Second, the bridge didn't collapse due to design or material failure as with most bridge collapses in Nigeria, a "tractor-trailer cargo" hit a support girder, causing the bridge to collapse.

Third, this article is an over exaggeration. About only 3 people were involved so away with your "sending people and vehicles into the water" nonsense.

And what was the result? $21B will be invested in infrastructure construction, including improvements to existing roadways; something you won't see in our country!

Always get your facts straight first.
FashionRe: Yvonne Nelson In Yellow Outfit, With Sneakers. (hit Or Miss) by churific(m): 8:29pm On May 24, 2013
Great. Another useless thread of arguments on someone's fashion as if the outcome will make for a better tomorrow.

She'll probably never wear the same combination again and who cares if she wears the outfit with sneakers or barefooted! Yes it looks a bit forced but that's her business.


Have a great day everyone!
TravelRe: Nigerians In Diaspora: What Do You Miss Most About Home? by churific(m): 8:25pm On May 24, 2013
The things I miss most about Nigeria are my families, the languages and cultural identities.

However, our leaders, who we [kind of] elected, have made it increasingly difficult for us to miss home. They, with our help, have created an environment where cheating and corruption are elevated and death, well...

Anyways, there's still NO PLACE LIKE HOME!
Music/RadioRe: Samklef Ft Olamide - Suwe Remix (Video) by churific(m): 7:10pm On May 23, 2013
Nigeria has taken lyrics recycling to the next level. Every song that comes out now is exactly the same thing about her "driving your crazy" and "having your baby" in different languages.

Like I said before, the video quality and sound has improved drastically; they need to start working on the content!
Music/RadioRe: Bracket - Temperature [official Video] by churific(m): 7:00pm On May 23, 2013
*yawn*

Another generic Nigerian music video...RECYCLING


The video quality has drastically improved over the years. Now it's time to improve the content (especially the lyrics. Empty and recycled.)
CelebritiesRe: Sexy Nollywood Actress Ini Edo To Be Thrown Out By Her Husband? by churific(m): 5:06pm On May 23, 2013
"Sexy"? Your topic is contradicting the pictures.

I know "sexy" is subjective but that lady is not sexy by any of my definitions.

That's all I wanted to say. I didn't really read the article as I'm not a big fan of the affairs of these random human beings we've somehow elevated above ourselves.
PoliticsRe: British-born Michael Adeboloja Labelled A Nigerian: Why? by churific(m): 4:14pm On May 23, 2013
It's funny how we love to claim them when they are "heroes" but not when they are "terrorists."

"British Born," still...
EntertainmentRe: Please Help A Nairalander Win A Competition by churific(m): 3:03pm On May 23, 2013
So now it's a popularity contest? We have no information about any of the people on that list an yet we are to blindly vote "Chime Chinonso for most enterprising in UNN."

Okay

You probably should've included what that candidate have done to deserve our vote(s).
WebmastersRe: Over 72,000 Tumblr Posts Migrate To Wordpress After Yahoo Acquisition. by churific(m): 2:58pm On May 23, 2013
Only 72,000?

Do you know how many people left INSTAGRAM after the acquisition by FACEBOOK and then came back?

Nothing new!
PoliticsRe: MEND Calls-Off Planned Attack On Muslims, Mosques by churific(m): 2:45pm On May 23, 2013
And you call yourselves Christian?

What happened to "Revenge is mine says the Lord?" and "PRAYER" as your best weapon and form of attack?

Your silly stunt would've brought more persecution and death to the "Christians" you claim to be revenging.
PoliticsRe: Ezekwesili - 56 Million Nigerians Illiterate by churific(m): 6:10pm On May 22, 2013
Only 56 million out of the 170+ millions?

Nonsense. It's more like the other way around. There's no way 67% of Nigerians are literate and we still behave like we're only years removed from the stone age.


To be fair, our literacy rate is actually 61.3% which is close to the 67% but I just don't see it. We need to start acting like it!

However, over two-thirds of the world's 793 million illiterate adults are found in only eight countries (Bangladesh, China, Egypt, Ethiopia, India, Indonesia, Nigeria, and Pakistan.)
Jokes EtcRe: If You Dont Laff At This One, Call Me Baskard I Swear!!!!!!! by churific(m): 3:59am On May 22, 2013
I was too busy looking for the actual joke/punchline that I forgot to laugh.

Maybe next time.
Foreign AffairsRe: King Of Swaziland Wants Me To Be 14th Virgin Bride - Woman Claims by churific(m): 3:51am On May 22, 2013
That guy is a king? Looks more like the pervert and molester of Swaziland!

It's 2013. Away with the barbaric tradition.
Music/RadioRe: Kanye West Titles Album "Yeezus" by churific(m): 9:01pm On May 20, 2013
Calm your horses with the consistent crap about blasphemy

1. I don't care how similar they sound, Yeezus is not the same as Jesus
2. Jesus is just a common hebrew name derived from Yeshua that people name their kids all the time. "Jesus Christ" or "Jesus of Nazareth," however, is the "savior."
3. I can't wait for the album

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