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HAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHABAHA (Okay I had to get that out the way for Barcelona. The UCL rape was unfair)

As expected, the Pope didn't get married and that's how Barcelona went 7-0. All hail Bayern, the best football team in the world. This is their year!

Barcelona was playing like they were up 2-0 on aggregate even when they were down 5. They comfortably passed the torch to the new best team in the world, Bayern Munich

Barcelona is taking a play from Madrid's playbook. They want to wait until 5 minutes before full time to start scoring especially when their Messiah comes in. They are one confident bunch!

At the beginning, it was like Bayern didn't even want to score.

Can the POPE get married? YES. Will the Pope get married? NO.

There you have it.

They say that Barcelona can score 5 goals. Of course they can. The only problem with that is that Bayern can also score 5 goals.

Mathematically, Barcelona can go through or at least even things up if they score 2 goals per half. Which is very do-able but like I said yesterday, the Pope has a better chance of getting married. LET THE GAME BEGIN!

If you are a Christian, then you know very well that most of those "rules" and "laws" from the Old Testaments no longer apply.

But whatever you do is between you and your God.

Have a nice day!

50calibre: Another Igbo doing exploits. But to be honest, if I enter an aircraft and i find out the captain is a woman, I'm disembarking immediately. if I don't find out, then cool. Ignorance is bliss.

It's 2013. No need for the chauvinistic attitude. A pilot is a pilot...all on equal footing with years of experience and number of flights being the only difference...gender-less

If you want logic, then 99.99999% of all the plane crashes have all been committed by men. Yet, you wouldn't hesitate to once a gain trust them with your safety.

Can you please provide the link for this or the source. I'd like to verify this story.

Thanks.

Once again, a misleading post.

An interesting article but they're clearly not THE SAME AGE.

By Wayne Veysey | Chief Correspondent

Jose Mourinho has agreed a deal to re-join Chelsea as their manager this summer – and is poised to bring €59 million striker Radamel Falcao with him.

Goal.com understands that the Real Madrid boss is expected to be unveiled in the Stamford Bridge hot seat at the end of the season following a breakthrough in negotiations with the club over the last week.

The Chelsea high command, led by Roman Abramovich, have been in talks with Mourinho’s camp for months about a sensational return for the man who led the club to two Premier League titles during his first spell in charge from 2004-2007.

Negotiations have centered on how much control Mourinho will have in recruiting players and staff, as well as his place in a management structure where low-profile technical director Michael Emenalo holds the levers of power.

It is believed that, following a series of twists and turns during discussions, an agreement in principle has been reached for the Portuguese to take over from interim manager Rafael Benitez this summer.

Mourinho is expected to put pen to paper and formalize the deal when he ends his three-year spell in Madrid at the end of next month.

A report in Germany last week claimed that Chelsea were on the brink of landing both Mourinho and Atletico Madrid’s spearhead Falcao.

Goal.com understands that the European champions have since made further progress with both deals and are confident that Mourinho will announce the prolific Colombian, who is also represented by super agent Jorge Mendes, as one of his first signings.

BEN HAYWARD, GOAL.COM INTERNATIONAL
Jose Mourinho has been here before. Just under three years ago, also at the Santiago Bernabeu, the Portuguese lifted his second Champions League trophy, with Inter, and then moved on straight away - just as he had done with Porto six years earlier.

After leading Inter to their first European Cup success since 1965, Mourinho revealed he was moving to Madrid, but was much more coy in the press room moments later. "I haven't decided yet," he told the international media. And in any case it would be hard to leave, because he loved Inter, he explained.

But his mind had been made up and something similar happened on Tuesday night. "Would he be staying at Madrid?" he was asked. "Maybe not - I love to be where people love me to be," was his reply. So anywhere but Spain, then, given all the problems he has had with players, press and just about everybody else.

Down in the press room itself, he was less forthcoming and claimed he may still be at the Spanish side next term. But he won't be. His earlier words gave the game away - he has never truly felt the love at Madrid and now is the time to move on to a place where he really does feel appreciated. So Chelsea seems ideal.

Chelsea, who came close to landing Falcao last August and then again in January, have been in talks with Atletico top brass for weeks about the structure of a deal which is complicated by uncertainty over the future of goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois, who has been extremely impressive since joining the Spanish club on loan at the start of last season.

Chelsea are prepared to allow the Belgian keeper to continue his development by staying in Madrid for another season if it eases Falcao's path to west London.

The Blues have made it clear that they are willing to activate the €59m release clause in the striker’s Atletico contract.

The deal is a complex one because of third-party ownership issues - with Mendes part of a consortium holding an interest in Falcao - but Chelsea have intensified their efforts to land the front man in a bid to ensure the transfer can be completed.

The London club have made Falcao a contract offer and it is believed that personal terms have already been agreed on a deal that is likely to make the striker one of the highest paid players in Premier League history.

Goal.com exclusively revealed in March that the former Porto man is chasing a deal worth around €295,000 per week.

Mourinho and senior Chelsea officials regard the Colombian, who has scored 32 goals in 36 games for Atletico this season, as an upgrade on current front men Fernando Torres and Demba Ba.

Falcao has the pedigree and star quality which Chelsea thought they had acquired with the £50m purchase of Torres in January 2010, but the Spaniard is now likely to be put up for sale to help fund the purchase of the player earmarked to be his replacement.

No. Nigerian workers should be working until our country has something tangible worth celebrating over.

Besides LIFE, what is there to celebrate?

Arise O Compatriots!

Like I said yesterday, the Pope has a better chance of getting married than Barcelona making it through.

No way in hell they're scoring 4 unanswered goals on Bayern and then 1 more for the win. Not this year. The German teams have declared that this is their year. And after 2 trips to the finals, Bayern will be victorious this year!

Mark!

Element: Woman
Symbol: No
Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.
Discoverer: Adam

Occurrence
Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations.

Physical Properties:
1) Surface usually covered with painted film.
2) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3) Melts if given special treatment.
4) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
5) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties:
1) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
2) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
4) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in alcohol to a certain point.
5) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
6) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.

Uses:
1) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
3) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
4) Can cool things down when it’s too hot.

Tests:
1) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Caution:
1) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
2) Illegal to possess more than one at a time.

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I don't care if she's well preserved for her age or not; she is beautiful, but not the most beautiful. Besides, it's PEOPLE's magazine so I guess it's fine.

There's a better chance of the Pope getting married than Barcelona advancing tomorrow.

However, there's a slim chance for Real Madrid and I really hope that we can squeeze. But given the fact that this has been a terrible month for all my sports team...I don't know.

life_style: Just copy and past the link. or remove this part from your youtube link then paste it : &feature=youtu.be


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqYImc4eNSw

Wow. Very easy. Thank you so much. I appreciate the help!

And how many decades is that governor getting for stealing from the people?

I don't condone stealing anything but if you are going to punish Ugoose, you must also punish Uganda!

dustydee: Cool, where in Germany? Will like to visit there.

The science center is in Wolfsburg, Germany which is an hour away from Hannover Germany. If you do ever visit Wolfburg, make sure you also visit the Volkswagen car museum (one of the largest one in the world inside the largest car facility in the world.)

Things Fall Apart AGAIN - The Story of our Country.

-This book is yet to be written!

Those are not "basic rules." They are more like common sense.

So, all you need to do is APPLY COMMON SENSE and you'll be fine but apparent "common sense" is not so common anymore.

Unless you get a green card, I suggest you take that job.

Here in the USA, the economy is slowly recovering but still stagnant. So, if you finish schooling here, you'd still be out of a job because even the citizens are finding it hard to get a job let alone the international students.

And if you can't find a job after 6 months of graduation, they'll send you back to your country and you'll definitely be back to square 1.

Besides, the financial and accounting principals of the US are bit different compared to most other countries in the world that use general principles hence, you'll be at a disadvantage. Your expertise is in Nigeria. I would stay especially since you're already 28.

Nothing stops you from coming to visit them periodically, that's if you just want to visit the US.

The conspiracy theorists and the ill-wishers are here.

I say good for him. I hope he gets what he deserves. Only God knows what he deserves. I can really care less about his wedding (That's between him and that babe.)

What a misleading post.

All of these guys have extremely rich parents. That's why they are able to drop out of school and still have funding for their ventures.

If anything, they prove that SCHOOLING and EDUCATION are not necessarily the same thing.

How about you try dropping out of school and see where that leads. Those guys are teh outliers. EDUCATION is STILL THE KEY!

pipeewa: Nice trip. Think you can do it like a documentary for a layman to understand what the wonders you came across on your trip are all about. Seems you are the only one enjoying the show. Tell us what some of those stuffs were designed to achieve and the benefits

Thank you. I do apologize for the little explanation. I didn't want to make the snippets too long. When we do the compilation/documentary at the end of our trip, we'll include a few more pointers to make it more easy to follow/understand.

Hello.

I am obviously new to Nairaland. I'm from Owerri but I live in the United States and travel quite a bit.

I've been an observer for about a week now and it's been quite interesting. It's always a pleasure reading what everyone has to say about almost any topic even those who attack, falsify and classify (Freedom of speech.) I love forward to reading what you all have to say and contributing as well.

Two of my Chinese friends and I have been in Europe for the past 7 weeks now. We've traveled to 10 countries and 20 cities.

We spent the whole day yesterday at the Phaeno Science Center in Wolfsburg, Germany. One of the most interactive science museums in the world! It was amazing to see science at work and some of my high school and college physics and chemistry concepts come to life. Enjoy the little compilation I did afterwards.

Once our trip end next week, we'll be compiling a movie of the whole trip and I'll be posting that as well.

Arise O Compatriots!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqYImc4eNSw

Wait until you read the side effects.

You might even prefer the HIV self.

Hell fire is not good business.

It scares people. Research shows that when people are scared, they are more reluctant to give. Besides, I believe that preaching about hell fire and banning everyone to hell is the wrong approach to Christianity. Preaching about prosperity every Sunday to poor people is also the wrong approach.

God is LOVE