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acetylcholine:
Driving to work alone in the morning is always an opportunity for me to ruminate on how to achieve my set goals for the day or commune with my maker if I wasn't chanced to properly do so earlier.

Due to transportation issues along the route I take to work, I've had to give students and staffs lift a number of times to enable them meet up with exams, lectures or duties.

One thing that annoys me the most is when I give people lift and they misbehave. I once gave some people lift and one received call for almost 5minutes, later on they all started gisting to such an extent I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to figure out before getting to work

In another instance, one tried to lift my work and lunch bag off the passenger's front seat because other passengers already occupied the back seat. I just politely told her no!
Recently, one man whom I guess was an admin staff sat in front and after the pleasantries, he started whistling a song I don't even know.

I have decided not to give people lift again to avoid being worked up or pissed off! So please share your experience on the kind of behaviour people have exhibted while giving them a lift.

These are all minor, insignificant issues that can easily be overlooked.

PrinceMike24:
Please I want to know if heritage polytechnic certificate is strong enough for me to get a good job in Nigeria
I’ve enquired from some people offline and they say it’s not really good
Please what do u guys think,will I be making a wrong decision to go to d school

OND/HND will limit your career progression and traveling opportunities.

Why are you choosing it?

Randy100:
What have you done to recover your money?

The money involved is just 5000.

I'm more interested in tracking and picking him up than in recovering the money, so as to pass a message to every other thief here that they can be tracked.

Realpain:
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Just the way people are arguing juju does not exist today, one day people will argue local medicine i.e herbs never existed. Some are already saying it's doesn't work because of the fake ones already in the market. A lot of this juju stuffs are going into extinction just like a lot of African culture but they exist.

I remember my father telling me stories of different predicament that occurred and they will have to run from one dibia to dibia until the solution is found.

This is all the proof I need. A lot of science stuff don't have proof. Our forefathers might be wrong about juju but so was the white man about the flatness of the Earth for many years. You don't need proof to believe something, common sense will tell you.

Many of the things that make us African were past through stories from generation to generation. If u don't believe the juju stuff then u shouldn't believe a lot of things.

Just be wise and careful so u don't become an example.

lol. I grew up in the village where we had so many people practising those rubbish stuffs, and i had the opportunity to trample on them.
Sometimes, as kids, we ate those gigantic goat meats they often kept for their non-existent gods, and we never became ''an example''.

Surprisingly, they would come out the following morning to celebrate how their gods have eaten the meats and accepted their sacrifices, lol

Forget those practices, bros. They're just pure scams.

Qerulid:
GGgg

This guy, by name OWOPETU AYOBAMI JOHN, is one of the bloody scammers and a criminals in this forum.
People should avoid any financial dealings with him
I paid him some money to sort out something for me and he denied ever receiving the money, despite the transfer being successful.
His strategy is to deny receiving alerts, and then refuses to post his statement of account.

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You guys are greedy thieves
I won't encourage anyone to patronise thieves.

Realpain:
Waiting for the charm does not exist crew

So, where and how have you been able to prove it exist

Because you have seen a shrine? Does the existence of shrines prove the powers you guys attribute to them exist?

So, if a farmer opens a hospital, that automatically means he has the ability to treat diseases

Those herbalists/jujumen are scammers, and they will keep scamming you guys until you get liberated from those archaic beliefs

Ejebleje:
It's one thing to destroy those things .it's another thing to reverse the spoken words.

Which nonsense spoken words

I don't know why you guys believe so much in these non-existent things.

Where was your almighty juju power when they were destroying that shrine
Shouldn't he/she have come out to defend his house, considering the amount of power you guys sheepishly attribute to them?

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FactBoyz:
Strong efforts to bring this man down

but I doubt if it will scale cause if FBI could be ignored what is NDLEA?

I can see why corruption will never leave Nigeria

Just listen to yourself!

riczy:
If u day look for gbese abeg go and apply for Physics and astronomy! U go ask ur self laterhu do u?

I left Physics & Astronomy in 3rd year to switch over to Medicine.
I didn't see anything so hard in it.
Maybe, you guys are not that intelligent naturally

Kemistri4:
Very true


Of all the courses I've done in pharmacy school, Anatomy has got to be the craziest. Couldn't even understand a thing

That course na for cultists

Can you see it?

You can't understand ordinary Anatomy medical students play with but when you graduate from Pharmacy tomorrow, you start hanging Stethoscope on your neck and be treating diseases you never understood

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Now he has a point..let me see who's sensible enough to counter and prove his Statement baseless..
The countdown starts now..

Which stupid point does he have

Did the Canadian police or military fire live bullets into the protesting, armless crowd?

Have you not read that the Canadian authorities had to get a court order to be able to disperse the crowd?

It's very senseless of you to compare what happened in Nigeria with what's going on in Canada currently.
The difference is very very wide.
It's a shame you're living in Nigeria and probably suffering from the mess these id*ots have created, and yet fully support them.

LordviccoDaGuru:
Good morning everyone and happy Sunday. Pls I wish to pay the 10% (tithe) I was paid 100k now how much will be my tithe (10%) ?

Do you mean you didn't know what 10% 0f 100,000 was before asking this question or you just wanted to attract some attention

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BeeBeeOoh:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-suspected-ritualists-caught-with-human-head-burnt-at-ogun-police-station-eyewitness

This is justice, and it's instant!

God can pass his own judgement and do his own justice whenever he's ready.

No time to waste.

This evil trend of ritual killings must be stopped by every means possible.

Nwachi22:
Op, update us once you get the offer.

Which offer?
Who will employ a careless/unserious worker/employee?
Una think say abroad na Nigeria?

Supreme145:
After sending loads of applications for remote web dev positions throughout December without success I stopped applying and went into blockchain development. Last week I was replying a message on my LinkedIn account when I saw this jnr WordPress developer vacancy that popped up. I just applied since it takes less than a minute to do so on LinkedIn.

I was surprised when they sent me a mail two days later with a link to an assessment which I took and submitted. They got back to me some days later to fix an interview date, I choose Feb 9 among the listed options. The time options included 7pm, 7:15pm and 7:30pm and I chose the 1st option. The interview was supposed to last for just 15 minutes.

I left Chelsea's match that I was watching at half time to prepare for my interview. I asked one of my Nairaland friends for data and he sent me 3gb, I was all set up by 6:44 pm with a Bluetooth that I borrowed from a friend for the occasion. I didn't want any stories. If only I knew what was lying in wait for me....6:52 pm.....Boom!!! NEPA took light.

My laptop was fully charged but knowing fully well that my battery was not trustworthy, it would last 2 hours when it's in a good mood and 5 minutes on it's angry days. I grabbed my charger and extension and ran off to a nearby restaurant in my area. You think Usian Bolt can run baa? If you see my speed this evening you will like me. It was a combination of Bolt and Ben Johnson. I ran like a criminal that was escaping an angry mob about to lynch him, with the way I was grabbing my PC under my armpit I could easily be mistaken for a thief by the way.

I got there by 6:59 pm, plugged my stuffs and connected to the zoom call by 7: 02 pm, the beautiful oyinbo woman was already waiting. While she was in a well lit apartment, I was in a place with red and blue bulbs with my face barely visible even though I supported the light with my phone torch light flashing straight to my face.

She smiled immediately I came online, and murmured something, omo the Bluetooth was not connected o. Something I tested before connecting to the call, I was fumbling with my Bluetooth settings while she kept talking and gesticulating if I could hear her. The Bluetooth was connected to the system but was somehow not working, she saved me from my misery when she suggested we port to google meet for the interview.

I used the opportunity to check my Bluetooth settings well and connected to the call through a link she sent to my mail almost immediately. In the middle of the interview the restaurant gen went off throwing everywhere into darkness.... Omo!!!

I had to keep shining teeth and stretching my small eyes to its elastic limit because they were the only visible things from my end. She burst into laughter and I couldn't help but join her. It was as if she was in heaven calling someone in hell. I apologized and she told me not to worry that she understands amidst another bout of laughter that she was struggling to contain.

She shaa finished the interview with the normal I will get back to you after accessing the performance of other candidates, I still apologized for my interview settings hoping it won't affect my chances, she assured me that it won't have any bearing on her decision making as regards to selection of the successful candidate. She couldn't stop smiling throughout the interview that lasted for like 20 mins.

I packed my kaya and went home. I laughed my heart out while I narrated everything to my friend who rolled on the floor with laughter. The image of my eyes and teeth in darkness was so hilarious. This was actually my first interview and it will definitely live long in my memory.

Have you experienced something similar?? Please share for the fun

You just demonstrated the usual careless/carefree attitude that characterizes the life of an average Nigerian.

What happened to your generator?
What happened to servicing and fueling it far before this very important interview time, knowing the country's power is unreliable?
Abi, you no get generator and you wan go do online job

This shouldn't be a funny event!

Terrier99:
I said I spend ordinary 15k on food per day and you said I'm boasting. If not that poverty has ravaged your family, how much is ordinary 15k for God's sake that you see it as a boast?

It is because of jealousy and wickedness that God is punishing you with poverty. Better go and hustle to better your destiny. If you continue like this, your children will be looking in envy when others are spending money.

I hope you'll be given a trophy at the end?

Some of you just like boasting with stupidity

Most/some of us abroad don't even spend anything close to that on food daily, even as we may be making more money per day than you do.

Save your money and spend it on something more useful to both yourself and the people around you.

Have you ever checked your serum Cholesterol, Creatinine, Uric acid, Blood glucose, Liver enzymes, etc, to find out if you've not been busy feeding yourself to death

smile11s:
Youre wicked and stupid

Bros, if you've run out of your medications, you let us know.
We can do small contributions to help you re-stock them

TheABOMINATION:
This should serve as a lesson to Nigerian girls that insist on dating a muscled guy instead of a man with big stomach, you will have to take the good with the bad that accompanies it.

One pot-belly guy spotted

Dammy1017:
Hello everyone I’m newly admitted student to Ekiti state university EKSU during my first semester exams I made a big mistake during gst exam CBT when I was writing the CBT exam the system I was using went off but I was having to minds which one is to report to the officials but the other one was if I report to the officials they will chase me out so after all I decided to switch it on my self and continue I never knew those 2 gst first I was done with where never submitted or what so the one I did last after switching it on was fine result came out and I had F in those to gst 2unit course and B in the one I did I last I’m helpless now I don’t even know what to do it’s a bad way to start the university anyone help me
Pls positive advice pls

The way you wrote here showed you really deserved an F in that GST course.
Your write-up just looks like that of a primary 5 pupil
What happened to punctuation marks
Undergraduates these days ehh, nawaoo!

Dialpad:
Why can't these people set up IT training centers, where kids 15 and up can be trained on various aspects of IT including software development.

They should be trained on entrepreneurship, not just the technical aspects.

Before you realize it, Nigeria IT knowledge will be sought after worldwide.

Let those young guys campaigning for Tinubu come and answer this.

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Jumbojax:
Blood sacrifice that white man will do small for fame, e reach our turn we turn am to industry

You see your level of reasoning?
Which 'white man's'' land have you travelled to and saw them do rituals for fame

Una don swear kpatakpata to live and die with these primitive beliefs

NwaNimo1:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/life-in-a-society-of-ritual-killers/

God bless the author of this wonderful write-up.

Let me leave the thread before the usual ignorant, brainwashed, and gullible ''you will not understand'' and ''the spiritual controls the physical'' squads in Nigeria wake up from their coma-like sleep.

helinues:
Then all prostitutes are virgin

Just like all psychotic people like you are sane in their own eyes

SmartPolician:
I have some questions because this HIV thing is becoming annoying.

1. How come researchers don't have a permanent solution to the HIV yet?

2. I read an extensive study by Dr. Anthony Fauci (I believe you know him) and the American doctor explained how it has been nearly impossible to completely eliminate the HIV cells from human body. What has other medical scientists done since Dr. Fauci concluded this research?

3. Why does the world have to wait for the US for everything? Does it mean they have special brains in the United States? How come any disease Americans cannot treat remains impossible to treat?

4. What are our scientists doing in this part of the world? Do people just go to school and acquire knowledge to treat malaria and typhoid? Why can't one of our professors of med. science pioneer a discovery that will permanently kick HIV and AIDS out of our lives?

1. The high rate of mutations in viruses is a big challenge towards eradicating them. Only very very few diseases caused by virus have a permanent cure because of this problem. Your best bet is a vaccine.

2. Other scientists, research institutes and big pharms elsewhere, where the facilities and funds exist, are still working on finding something, especially in the area of vaccines which are more feasible than outright cures

3. That's where the money and facilities are. Are most of the research funds you get in Nigeria not coming from the US . It's not just about the brain.

4. Remember researches are done in research institutes funded by the government, NGOs, etc, or in pharmaceutical labs funded by big pharmaceutical companies, etc.
There's no investments in research in Nigeria and the majority of African countries, and the other low income countries.
Kindly note that doctors do mainly clinically based researches, and not necessarily those meant to discover cure for diseases(in case you want to blame him).

arthurwillia:
No med lab scientist
Collected sample without using gloves
She didn't even get the blood sample just white fluid came out and stained her fingers

She can't contract the virus with a positive patient's blood just staining her intact finger.

She most probably had the virus already before that incident.

Quickly go run your own test if you have had any unprotected intimacy with her in the past.

Curious346:
To the best of my knowledge. I haven't heard of rvs hiv test before.. Does rvs mean Random virus sampling?

But even before you're given hiv antiretroviral drugs, you must do a confirmatory hiv antigen p24 blood test. And this blood will be taken directly from a vein. Not like the one taken when your thumb is punctured.

Please go for a confirmatory test first...

RVS means Retro-viral Screening.

I'm surprised you've already given advice without knowing this.
Your advice is not completely wrong, though.

21million:
nah lie, as a security officer in the uk l earn over 2.5m monthly, better quality of life and great prospects for the future

You're converting it to naira!

It's about how much you save from your salary, not necessarily how much you're paid.

I won't be surprise if a Nigerian earning about 500k/month in Nigeria saves more than you do from that salary.