₦airaland Forum

Dozis:
I will never regret going to the University, one of the best things that has ever happened to me is my B.Pharm.

Don't mind them.
Some of these guys could be among those who rushed to the university to study anything they saw just to answer undergraduates/graduates.
Nigerian universities should remove some useless courses from their curriculum so that the country won't keep producing people who will come out to question the relevance of education out of unemploymrnt and frustration.

Dtruthspeaker:
The whole system must be questioned because, it was raised to be a "better" and qualitative way for people to live sweet and sustainable living in opposition to our nature guided natural living where we had everything food, land, shelter, family, work, love etc.

But now this system came, deceived everyone that it was better and now that people are in it, it is dry of every good thing which we previously enjoyed. Now no food, family, work, shelter etc.

That's what everyone is evaluating. The quality of life has depreciated to the level that people are just doing everything to eat, including the certificate carrying individuals.



All these are just hammers used to implement their plan.

Where we are right now was what those white armed robbers wanted to be.

I remember in the 80's I kept wondering why those white thieves were living to their countries even though they were living like kings in this place?

No one leaves a place that is good as our people abroad have shown but these ones did, why?

Now I know why!

It's simply because they wanted us to die with them by teaching us and setting us up to offend God, so that The Curse that they suffer, will fall on us.

And now indeed, Nigerians/Africa have Fallen Under The Curse of God and the inhabitants destroyed.

Now we have all their Curse Issues, homelessness, hunger, lack of family, lack of wok, lack of love, insane suffering just to eat, crazy sicknesses like cancer, immorality everywhere, anti God followeeship, damn we have been destroyed.

I hope you won't run mad soon? A normal person wouldn't be spewing all these nonsensical stuffs.

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delzbaba:
Grotesque, macabre, bizare,

It seems this one is preparing for JAMB.
That's how we did it in those good old days before this evil generation came in with their corruption and destructions.

Foreigna2:
This foolishness is why your fathers were political outcasts, you are political slaves and if you are not careful, your children will be political destitutes.
Continue playing politics of stupidity, na una go suffer am.

Look out what this idiot is pouring out from his stinking mouth after eating his disgusting oily soup

How far has your political freedom and superpower taken you to?

Is your own Nigerian now different from that of the political outcasts?

Is the extreme poverty and underdevelopment present in his own part of the country not seen in your own part?

Are your people not travelling out with us to also hustle as Nigeria is a shit-hole?

Just tell us how your own Nigeria is different because of your self-imposed political prowess.

I hate hearing things like this from demented cockroaches like you.

mployer:
The price of goods increased the moment dollar increased to 580.

The reason for the everyday increament is because the traders are gradual in implementing the price increament to avoid shock response from customers.

The increament will continue until equilibrium price is attained.

The traders bear part of the burden just to keep you as a customer but y'all won't know.

The Naira/Dollar exchange rate increased from 360/$ in 2019 to 560-570/$ in 2022

This shows the rate didn't double within this period.

So, how come the prices of goods in Nigeria doubled, and some even tripled within this same period?

Nigerians are simply greedy and naturally selfish!

Virgohills:
After receiving the judgment document

You will have to take this paper back to head quarters, they will then give you a crazy form yet again which you will have to take to the zone were you were arrested or booked. There the boss will sign and hand you a payment advise which you will take to any bank to make the payment to Lagos State Tax Deposit account.

Once this payment is made, a certificate of payment will be issued as confirmation. This receipt you will take it back to the headquarters at Oshodi Apapa express way. There they will confirm your payment and minute on the document for your car to be released to you. You will then have to made 3 copies each of all the documents in your possession as that moment.

Back to the zone
After the above is done you return you the zone will all the original documents from Oshodi then, they zone commander will confirm the documents and they calculate how long your car has been in their custody and you will be made to pay DEMORAGE N1000 per day. This payment will be made yet again into Lagos state Tax Deposit account.

Release of Vehicle
Once you have made the payment for the Demorage. Come back to the zone with your receipt. Your key will be handed over to you. But your tyres would have been deflated. You still have to give N1,000 to the vulcanizer to get your car tyres back up.

Nawaoo!

With all these shits and stress people are still crowding there

Lagos is one place i'll never be found living in.

spartan117:
May God prosper the work of your hands op!

You are still naive son.

This must be of those ignorant believer in juju and 'village people'.

If you like, keep wasting your future with stupid beliefs.

No one has any juju anywhere to make anyone poor.

Picktrust:
Ok. A million thanks.

05800 41007, GTBank

Done

Picktrust:
You quoted the whole thing without saying a thing.

I mistakenly buried my response in your write-up.

Picktrust:
Good day all, please judge this matter and see if what my brother is doing to me is fine or not. I also need your advice.

I live with my senior brother. We are all managing life because we are struggling. He sell for person in the market while I am an apprentice. Last year November, I started learning fashion design and I am barely 3 months. So we agreed I will be the one refilling cooking gas always and buy other little things like salt, pepper, soap and so on while he'll buy most of food items.

Since I cannot sew well yet, money does not flow my way so common but there is how my boss will send me to go deliver work to someone and the person will dash me N1000 or N2000 sometimes for my effort. Another way I make money is by amendment of clothes when i have. That is how I make little little money for survival. I have been refilling the gas as far as money is in my hand but this January, things are very tough that I hardly see N100 especially the last two weeks.

Send me your account number, let me transfer 3k to you.
I do not see any sign of laziness here on your part.
All i see is an elder brother whose sense of love and responsibility has been blunted by poverty.
May God have mercy on him.

Because I don't have money to refill gas, my brother is now eating from outside or sometimes borrow a neighbour gas to cook noodles and he will eat alone without minding if I have eat or not like what happened yesterday which i was very hungry, saying when I have money to refill gas, we will start cooking in the house again and I will eat. I have try to tell him I don't have money these days but he is saying I'm hiding my money and be looking at his face. This is coming from a blood brother who is my senior.

Note: I am 23, SSCE holder. I decided to learn the trade after my attempts to go to university failed financially and otherwise.

Please is this alright because am beginning to keep malice with him.

Send me your account number, let me transfer 3k to you.
I do not see any sign of laziness here on your part.
All i see is an elder brother whose sense of love and responsibility has been blunted by poverty.
May God have mercy on him.

Kobojunkie:
Let's assume she indeed intentionally blacklisted your mother, what do you intend to do to her and your marriage?

This donkey again
He should retaliate immediately by blocking her own parents' numbers.

No one can eat one's cake and still has it.

airsaylongcome:
We really have misplaced priorities in this country sha. So of all our problems in the country IELTS is what we should be protesting about?

With the terrible English we speak and write in this country? You see people say "I base in Owerri" or [b]"Am from Ibadan" [/b]or the really horrible one of "Are my to bring my credentials along?"

Even those that think they are very elite will drop a bombshell of "I will pay installmentally "

We speak a variant of English that is non-standard. We need to be evaluated to see if we speak and write the standard variants. Many of us can identify the standard variant if written but a large percentage of Nigerians cannot speak or write standard English (myself included)

This is very common and annoying, especially when the writer is a graduate.

Preciouschinwe:
please what is CHEW?

Community Health Extension Worker(s)

Nozino:
Kindly read my reply ma. I used to work in a PHC. Consider CHEW.

I presume she wants to study something that can be useful to her both in Nigeria and abroad.

If that's the case, then, CHEW shouldn't be an option for her.

With the way Nigeria is now, i'll always encourage people to pay serious attention to what they want to study in higher institutions.

If it's not internationally sellable, it should be immediately trashed into any nearby waste
bin

Kobojunkie:
If at this point in your life you are not able to do your own research and make up your own mind , regardless of what people say, then I too suggest you stay still.

What she's doing here is part of research, bros/sis

I guess you haven't heard of ''Questionnaire'' before

Legendguy:
Exam is starting this month, which miracle job will I get to pay fory tuition.
The school fees is 170k

Nawaoo! So the old man was to pay this amount from his 200k monthly pension?
For postgraduate studies after seeing you through undergraduate studies? Nawoo!

MufasaLion:
Dude, if the story was true, then the man ain't no simp. For you to give out 3m, it means you have it in folds. If I had 100m, I can give out 10m for my fiance to support her for our wedding.

The bold is the mentality of people who usually misuse money others send to them to accomplish a project.

What if that's his entire savings?

You guys need to consider that.

fk001:
The most confusing stage in life in this country is life after NYSC, you will be confused to the extent of doubting your existence.


Only few are lucky

It's just because you guys only go there to play and sleep around, with no thoughts about the future.

For those in the medical field, that's the most appropriate time they prepare for and write international licensing exams for re-location.

SporaD8:
Nigerian ENT specialist will most likely referred Op to an audiologist.
All the same, I wish her the best of healthy.

He will definitely need an audiogram(to assist him in his evaluation), and that's done by an Audiologist(not by a doctor).
That's the standard thing to do; there's no problem with it.
He's not referring to the Audiologist for treatment; so don't judge what you don't know.

muheeb01:
there's a herbal remedy for this whereby I'll use a small certain insect and other ingredients and you'll apply it to your ear it will cure it on time and totally dm me...it's been in existence and works perfectly for children and adults with ears problem dm me

Ignore this idiot, please.

Go visit an ENT specialist, if you haven't done so already.

post=109636202:
Mumu Reno and his sets of brainwashed monkeys and swines have taken over social media... just few seconds after the game ended.
Mumu Reno on the loose again!

Their prayers for Nigeria to fail at the Nation's Cup has finally materialized.

His fellow Oloriburukus and idiots are already jubilating, even before the end of the First half.

Na dat hatred for our darling country go kill all of una animalistic swines and cannibals that call Nigeria a zoo las las.

(Quote this post if you are one of such swines.)

Mad and foolish goats everywhere.




They will never see anything good in their miserable and frustrated lives.
Nothing good will ever come their way, as long as it is only negativity they love celebrating.
Anuofias and oloriburukus dem.

(Watch them quoting your comments and yours now,
They will all be unfortunate if they don't stay on their lane, cannibals and bush monkeys dem!)

Na swear, sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians go take finish dem lives one by one.
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#FvckAllYa!!
#FoolishInternetTrollsWillAllPerishThisWeek
#DemMamaNoReach
#AwonWerey100%
#AnythingAnything


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If you wanna be unfortunate fast fast and earlier before your unfortunate date, (cos una go dey unfortunate las las )
Quote these comments above to type rubbish and watch how how things turn out for you.

Senseless and annoying tins everywhere



You are one of the reasonable and sensible members we have here.
This is maturity at it's peak.
Those Bunch of senseless illiterates could be so annoying mehn!
Just imagine the archaic and illiterate mentality of those fools.


Don't mind the Mumu Reno jare.
Only his senseless swines he keeps turning their heads 360 will pay him mind.
Bunch of nonentities they are.


Fixed : Ipobs , not igbos!
We have said that many times here,
Please people should stop mixing the cannibals ipobs and we true, sane, honest and hardworking Igbos.
They are just a tiny amount of our great tribe.
May God punish all ipob terrorists for making other Nigerians say rubbish about the igbo tribe.

Why are you ranting and cursing like a demented rat

The Bible in Proverbs 3:33 says: "The curse of the Lord is in the house of the wicked".

The fulfillment of this is what you saw yesterday .

So, no matter how long you rant, you cannot change God's word concerning the wicked. What has been written has been written .

If you like, argue with your ancestors if Buhari is qualified to be described as 'wicked' or not.

Now that this has made the FP, let's talk about this.

This man most likely had a Cardiac Arrest.
There's something Nigerians always which is very wrong, and needs to be stopped.
Whenever someone collapses, they quickly bundle him/her to the hospital or start screaming and pouring water.
The right thing to do is to start CPR right there at the scene(once unresponsiveness is confirmed) by anyone present, while the others call for help in the form of ambulance or make arrangement for evacuation to the nearest hospital/clinic.
This CPR should continue until a more skillful team arrives to the scene with the ambulance.
If he's being transported to the hospital through any other means, the CPR should also be continued until the team at the hospital takes over.
The CPR will help the brain and the heart muscle to get some oxygen before help arrives. These organs can only tolerate a few minutes of oxygen deprivation. Bundling the person to the hospital while the organs are being starved of oxygen is a call for disaster, as in this case above. The hospital will only end up confirming him/her dead.

When we start doing the right thing, we may start saving some lives.

Who's bringing this kind of stuff to the front page, abeg?

Man,buy lands and go into real estate. That's what most of us abroad are doing. We no get time to begin run around with crooked Nigerians in the name of doing business. They'll eat you home & abroad
It doesn't make any sense spending frivolously on luxuries when you know your kind of job may not last forever.

Nimzing:
Ignore this once telling you it's a useless course. Every course is useless as far as you don't work hard. For asking this question, you're already on the right track. I studied mechanical engineering and produced a carbon fiber car as final year project. An engineer is not supposed to look work for cos you have the knowledge to start any business you want. My advice, Join any of the Cisco programs and start from there.

Mechatronics is one of the best course to study

So, currently, what are you doing?

saintnegroid:
you must be a greedy doctor.... Is it only from blood donated free that you want to use and upset all your equipment? Is it only money for blood that you guys use in setting up hospitals? Why don't you also sell mosquito net? Why not sell condoms as well? Guy leave issue

So, he automatically became a doctor just by making that statement? Are doctors in charge of the blood banks in hospitals?
What if he's a Lab Scientist?
That's how you uninformed, illiterate Nigerians see everyone working in the hospital as a doctor, and even insults doctors for errors committed by hospital cleaners and warders.

uzoma213:
bitter leaf does reduce sugar in the body.
I once had a level of over 180 and I used bitter leaf and it reduced to 87.
Personally I chew the bitter leaf not drink the extract

This is not what we want from you.
What is the chemical substance in that bitter leaf that's responsible for the reduction in blood sugar?
Findings are better presented in a scientific way, and shouldn't just end at "bitter leaf reduces blood sugar".
That's archaic and nonsensical as long as professionals like us are concerned.

In the absence of any scientific evidence, we can as well conclude that your blood sugar reduced because you modified your diet, by avoiding sugar-rich foods, and not necessarily because of the bitter leaf.

Montazzi:
Can the soldiers abroad do this kind of thing to their citizens


May all soldiers die a miserable death

It's even very difficult to see a soldier on the street abroad.

Dikaveli:
After my visit from east to kaduna August last year I became madly in love with that state....

One day i will be back there

This is a very stupid statement. After traveling from the East to North and saw things you never saw in your own region/state, you should be very angry, instead of dreaming how to relocate there.
This stupid mentality is why our region will remain as it is.

Felimax:
You brought her to Lagos and have her stayed with you... When you talk of common sense now people will come for your head.
This he would have been able to avoid from the beginning.
How he was able to house a pregnant woman without knowing still baffles me

Would you have been able to identify a 6wks pregnant woman as pregnant??