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RomanceRe: Romantic Pepper Seller Gets Girlfriend's Name Carved On His Arm (video) by chypotenti(m): 9:35pm On Jan 19, 2023
That's not his real arm/hand take a closer look, if you get eye.... grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Immigration Service 2023 Recruitment by chypotenti(m): 9:41pm On Jan 16, 2023
The application process is easy and smooth on my side ooo...use chrome and change your browser settings to 'desktop site' and make sure your passport photo is not larger than 80kb...you're good to go
RomanceRe: If A Lady Tells You This, Could She Be Interested In You? by chypotenti(m): 8:02pm On Jan 15, 2023
vybzkartel:
You are in the same working environment and she says you are not approachable

Could that be a sign of love interest from her?
Oga my candid advice, avoid office/workplace romance for your own good.....I don talk finish!!!
FamilyRe: I Am Not Happy With My Wife Please Help by chypotenti(m): 10:20pm On Jan 11, 2023
Fabulozz:
I know I sounded childish but cannot lie to you knacking without sucking the breast make me feel like a failure
Oga you're already a failure for even discussing this....
PoliticsRe: Money For NDDC Squandered In Dubai, UK, Abuja, Others — Onochie by chypotenti(m): 1:38pm On Jan 06, 2023
OK na!!! Na normal thing...if you sef leave office na, we go still hear news of how you take embezzle money from your predecessor...nothing surprises me anymore grin grin grin
HealthRe: Woman Left In Pain As ‘Horns’ Start Growing Out Of Her Head (photos) by chypotenti(m): 8:30pm On Jan 02, 2023
As I see the topic I don already know say na INDIA grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: I Was Tempted In The Church $$, And I Did This. by chypotenti(m): 1:40pm On Dec 11, 2022
Bros OP you do well but if na me, I go carry that money...simple grin grin cheesy grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Soulmates,’ DJ Cuppy Gushes Over Photos With Fiancé by chypotenti(m): 6:28pm On Dec 08, 2022
Omoh!!! The dude get Nigerian blood, look at his eyes....Cuppy!!! No take that relationship serious!!!! grin grin grin
BusinessPico Workers by chypotenti(op): 11:59am On Dec 07, 2022
Please I need help on how to make withdrawal from my Pico worker's account, I have about $17 there...please I need help on that fast...
CrimeRe: Don't Help A Stranger Who Claims To Be Stranded by chypotenti(m): 9:40pm On Dec 05, 2022
annayawchee:
Lol.... 2015

At same.upper iweka.

I just dropped from a bus when one approached me speaking the same stupid french.

Then a bike man urged me to assist him that he will compensate us very well...

This time he said he is looking for St Mary plaza at electronics...

I remembered I needed to get drugs for my dad at ogbo ogwu..

I decided to use the free ride o..

The bike man started the bike, oga said I should hop in.
I said mba o,
You're the stranger, let me safeguard you from the back.

When we got to premier brewery, I pointed at electronics market.

He said it's not this one, that it is asaba..

I told the bike man to stop the bike.

For where?? E no stop o�

I told him I was going to give him a very powerful slap that will lead to accident and I will shout .

Oga parked sharp sharp..
I thanked them for the free ride and off I go to ogbo ogwu..

The french man Sha do me Waka... cheesy
this is really funny!!!! grin[center][/center] grin grin
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso Storms USA To Meet With US Govt – [photos] by chypotenti(m): 1:04pm On Dec 02, 2022
jumper524:
Kwankwaso was just unfortunate to be running against Asiwaju. He’s as intelligent as Atiku and better in honesty than all the candidates. But Tinubu is a genius. The way asiwaju would win this election would make people respect his geniuses.
Them don chop this Guy. Nwanne eri go gi...
FoodRe: See How I Make Stir Fry Spaghetti, So Delicious (Photos, Video) by chypotenti(m): 4:54pm On Dec 01, 2022
Meajor:
Very terrible
its very obvious this one nor sabi cook...
PoliticsRe: Deji Adeyanju Reacts To The Redesign Of Naira Notes by chypotenti(m): 12:23pm On Nov 23, 2022
The truth is, the idea of this redesigning of naira notes was specifically meant to curtail vote buying during the elections.... There won't be much cash in circulation....things go hard next year!!
Christianity EtcRe: Muslim-muslim Ticket: I Will Neither Recommend Nor Disqualify Any Party – Kumuyi by chypotenti(m): 6:25pm On Nov 17, 2022
lhordspy:
The General Superintendent of the Deeper Christian Life Ministry, Dr William Kumuyi, says he will neither recommend nor disqualify any political party ahead of the 2023 polls for choosing to have a Muslim – Muslim ticket.

* Says he will leave everything to the hands of God and allow the people choose their leader themselves.


https://www.channelstv.com/2022/11/17/muslim-muslim-ticket-i-will-neither-recommend-nor-disqualify-any-party-kumuyi/
It doesn't really matter anyways...
CareerRe: 50k Monthly Job Or Bolt Driving In Port Harcourt by chypotenti(m): 2:03pm On Nov 08, 2022
Andre603:
I stay in Port Harcourt, I have a job paying me 50k a month. But I also have a good car.
Is it adviceable to quit the job that pays 50k monthly and start doing Bolt?
my brother the first question I will ask you is, how flexible is the job?? Is it possible to combine both?? If not, use the car for cab business when you close from work....follow this advice and thank me later
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Chioma’s Son, Ifeanyi Is Dead; Drowns In A Swimming Pool by chypotenti(m): 3:37pm On Nov 01, 2022
But finally nobody can take care of your child the way you do, if you like engage the services of 10 nannies, them nor go fit still take care of the child cos is not theirs.............
CelebritiesRe: Benz Are Taxis In Germany - Portable Mocks Nigerians Bragging With Benz (Video) by chypotenti(m): 10:06pm On Oct 30, 2022
Agricmoney:
that’s because it’s produced there just as iPhone is a common phone in USA . Anyway we would soon get there. It’s a gradual process.



Anyway, Agriculture is life.
Simple/truth!!!
FoodRe: The Sweet Rice And Beans I’m Cooking by chypotenti(m): 9:53pm On Oct 30, 2022
I so much like this combo!!!!
SportsRe: Fans Watch Football Match In Flood In Bayelsa (Video & Pictures) by chypotenti(m): 12:23pm On Oct 22, 2022
gypsey:
Good! Allow me to enjoy not liking football.. grin
no p grin
SportsRe: Fans Watch Football Match In Flood In Bayelsa (Video & Pictures) by chypotenti(m): 10:57pm On Oct 21, 2022
gypsey:
So because i don't watch football means i take this life too serious? grin grin i don't blame you.


Everybody must like football, grin cheesy man! you need to get out more. You have never heard of Horse riding, swimming, cycling, bungey jumping, try jumping off a helicopter from 5000 feet. When you are 20 feet near the ground you pull your parachute. It is called sky diving, have you ever heard of ice skating? Golfing as in playing Golf.

You think everyone is a football hooligan?
allow us to enjoy our football...
SportsRe: Fans Watch Football Match In Flood In Bayelsa (Video & Pictures) by chypotenti(m): 8:57pm On Oct 21, 2022
gypsey:
You think everyone is nervous like you? He don't need to calm his nerves. Buhari's era doesn't affect everybody. It doesn't affect me!

And i don't watch football, i don't like watching football.. it is a total waste of time.
no problem leave us make we dey waste our time...dey your lane!!!! Take this life too serious at your own peril!!!!!
SportsRe: Fans Watch Football Match In Flood In Bayelsa (Video & Pictures) by chypotenti(m): 5:42pm On Oct 21, 2022
taylor88:
most times I feel I’m not normal bcuz I can’t and have never enjoyed watching football since birth


I fit see Ronaldo for road now make i waka pass



But my babe say she loves it that I’m normal
my brother you are not normal, in fact you are not a man!!!! Wetin you come use dey calm your nerves for this Buhari erahuhhuh?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: I Will Withdraw Police Escorts From VIPs by chypotenti(m): 5:38pm On Oct 21, 2022
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me!! (pictures) by chypotenti(m): 10:16am On Oct 12, 2022
Happy Birthday
PoliticsRe: Prepare For More Flood, NIMET Tells Nigerians by chypotenti(m): 10:09am On Oct 12, 2022
divinehand2003:
https://dailytrust.com/alert-prepare-for-more-flood-nimet-tells-nigerians
Abeg this NIMET what are you people really doing to help citizens manage the flood abi una own na just to they give update....
PoliticsRe: Audio Conversation Of Shettima And Amosun Is Fake (Fact Checked) by chypotenti(m): 10:57pm On Oct 06, 2022
Funny enough, that collabo nor go fit work... Hausa's don't trust Yoruba's at all fact!!!
PoliticsRe: No Corrupt Politician Will Win Presidential Election – Olumba Olumba Obu by chypotenti(m): 9:07pm On Oct 05, 2022
What are they really sayinghuhhuh Even Obi wey I wan vote for is still corrupt, just that he is a better candidate than the rest....we are all corrupt!!!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Meets With Yemi Idowu And Toyin Subair In London (Pictures) by chypotenti(m): 5:54am On Oct 05, 2022
LegendHero:
Walahi na better model.

Baba just dey drop am one by one.

Na him and Masari be this one.
As you dey type this thing so, shame nor catch youhuhhuh??
RomanceRe: I Almost Murdered My Girlfriend For Cheating On Me. But GOD Stopped Me. by chypotenti(m): 9:18pm On Oct 04, 2022
Your guardian angel strong I swear!!!!!!! And secondly you obeyed your instincts!!!

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