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Nairaland GeneralRe: "I'm Alive To Tell The Story" : Share Your Close Shave With Death Moments by chypotenti(m): 4:52pm On Aug 18, 2022
Germi9:
Alot has happened and God has always come through for me ,what killed people didn’t kill me, from car accident to slumping in the bathroom and falling inside a well and stray bullet and and and
But wait o ,i really need to go and do thanks giving for all these testimonies,God has been so kind and compassionate to me
It's not yet your time my brother!!!! All Glory to God
Nairaland GeneralRe: "I'm Alive To Tell The Story" : Share Your Close Shave With Death Moments by chypotenti(m): 4:50pm On Aug 18, 2022
After reading through the comments, I can't hold on to my own experience... Mine happened when I was 7yrs old..My uncle's wife gave me a poisoned sweet to lick while I was playing football with my peers. She warned me sternly never to share that sweet with anyone, you know na as a kid I no reason anything at all and definitely not from my Uncle's wife...that was how I licked the sweet innocently that evening , I couldn't get out of bed the next day and I was suppose to go to school. How I managed to survive that was all by his Grace. I couldn't speak nor do anything not until I felt the urge to vomit, that was how I spilled the whole poison out and almost immediately I became alive again. I was able to talk after vomiting and I told my mum all that happened..unfortunately that my Uncle's wife is no more, she died early this year......Death is inevitable as every living thing must die someday but when your time never reach nothing on earth can bring you down...GOD truly exists!!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: PHCN Strike: Do You Have Light In Your Area? by chypotenti(m): 2:46pm On Aug 18, 2022
I know say na so e go be.....
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Visits To Obasanjo Turned To Rally by chypotenti(m): 9:42pm On Aug 17, 2022
Islandlady:
Some bitterleafs have started Wailing already!

Tinubu is the next president! Simple
I hail ooo
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Visits To Obasanjo Turned To Rally by chypotenti(m): 9:40pm On Aug 17, 2022
blamingthedevil:
Small visit wey baba just visit OGUN to meet obasanjo ogun people turn am to rally

Ogun calm down nah!
where OBJ for picture nahuh
PoliticsRe: Wike, Ortom, Ikpeazu Are Using Peter Obi To Catch Cruise - Deji Adeyanju by chypotenti(m): 6:10pm On Aug 16, 2022
IMPACT05:
‘They using you to catch cruise’ – Peter Obi mocked after meeting Wike, Ortom others



Deji Adeyanju



SOURCE
Wow!!! Really that's nice ooo, in fact they should continue catching cruise with Peter Obi because it's actually giving Peter Obi more popularity grin grin grin
FoodRe: Make Italian Spaghetti Sauce With 5 Ingredients by chypotenti(m): 6:07pm On Aug 16, 2022
Chopchopfine:
Yes it was
correct!!!
FoodRe: Make Italian Spaghetti Sauce With 5 Ingredients by chypotenti(m): 1:17pm On Aug 16, 2022
Chopchopfine:
It was a blast of flavors.
I hope it's spicyhuh grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kiosk & Field Sales Executive Job Opening - Abuja, Benin, Ibadan, Asaba, Kaduna by chypotenti(m): 9:32am On Aug 16, 2022
nvestormal:
Mactay Consulting - Our client in the Telecommunication industry is currently recruiting suitable and qualified candidates to fill the position below:

- Retail Kiosk Executive

- Field Sales Executive

Location: Lagos, Abuja, Benin, Ibadan, Asaba, Kaduna, Onitsha

Employment Type: Full-time

Pay: #62,000 net (plus H.M.O, Pension and commission)


Job Description

- Customer acquisition through sales of the company's products and services

- Finding new Business as per the targets.

- Reviewing own sales performance, aiming to meet and exceed targets

- Negotiating the terms of agreement and closing sales

- Ensure consistent high-quality service delivery.

Requirements

- HND / B.Sc in any field

- Must have completed mandatory NYSC

- Must have a flair for Sales/Marketing

- Good communications skill

- Very smart and articulate.

Application Link

https:///q3P2yyBxgbaAYFPb7
I have applied for this job but no response yet
RomanceRe: My Friends Wife Wants To Put Me In Trouble by chypotenti(m): 1:26pm On Aug 13, 2022
deavicky:
I was minding my business in my office trying to get out of tedious drawing I was doing, suddenly my phone rang. I checked, it was an unknown number so I ignored the call and continued with my work. The phone rang again I still did not pick. About 15 minutes later a text came from the same number that she is Mr X (my friend) wife that if I'm free I should call her back.

Immediately I had to call back.
She picked and start by apologising for calling but she couldn't just help it. That they are very broke at the moment even their little baby food is finished and no money to buy it that she had asked her husband to call me but he said he doesn't want bother me. She just had to take my number from his phone to secretly call me. She said I should send them any amount I can and I should please not let her husband know she called me that I can also send the money to his account.

I was not having much at that time so I sent 20k to his account only for my friend to call me later to thank me and also indirectly warn me not ever listen to such call from his wife.

My concern here is, why is that the same person that asked me not to tell her husband be the same person to tell her husband or is she trying to cause problem between us?
You did well my Guy!! Nothing they sweet me pass for this world like being the reason why others are happy!!! Baba God please bless me abundantly, I promise to make it go round grin
FoodRe: Yummy Fisherman Soup To Relax Your Nerves. So Delicious! (photos,videos) by chypotenti(m): 9:20am On Aug 12, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
This Fisherman soup is majorly prepared by those from the South-South region of Nigeria.
It's protein is basically gotten from the sea or river. The Nigerian Fisherman soup recipe is seafood dominated and tastes so delicious and finger licking.

This video details the step by step guide on how to make the Fisherman soup by yourself, I know you will love it.

Ingredients:

Red Tilapia fish
Shrimps
Prawns
Periwinkles
Ngolo (sea snails)
Snails
Uziza seeds
Uziza leaves
Palm oil
Ofor (for thickening, you can also alternate with Cocoyam)
Yellow scent pepper
Red pepper
Onions


All my people from the South South area of Nigeria, food is ready ooooo.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwtLibL5g0M
looks yummy!!! I like am! grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu: We Give ₦500 To Women Who Give Birth In Abia Government Hospital by chypotenti(m): 8:59am On Aug 12, 2022
This one no well again grin grin grin #500huh?? For realhuh
RomanceRe: Guys: Marry Her & Get $1 Billion & A U.S Green Passport, Yes Or No? by chypotenti(m): 9:05am On Aug 11, 2022
blingxx:
True .. I doubt she will last 5 more years .. but no reason o grin person fit die before her
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys: Marry Her & Get $1 Billion & A U.S Green Passport, Yes Or No? by chypotenti(m): 9:17pm On Aug 10, 2022
I go marry am, she's gradually getting close to her creator grin grin
PoliticsRe: Pastor Rejects Governor Ayade's ₦25M Donation, Tells Him To Pay Salaries With It by chypotenti(m): 9:14pm On Aug 10, 2022
He might have actually rejected it because its too small.. grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: Cameroonian Man Excited As He Relocates From Poland To Nigeria For Better Life by chypotenti(m): 8:29pm On Aug 10, 2022
Abeg who be Cameroonianhuh?? That guy na my neighbour na, Na Chibuzor be that na!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 2023: No Candidate Can Have A Landslide Victory - Aderogba Otunla(Photo, Trends) by chypotenti(m): 8:26pm On Aug 10, 2022
Faiththatworks:
I'm sure this data was gathered from the Biafran bureau of stastics,Haba this is a very childish representation of what 2023 polls will look like.
How will Peter Obi win any state in the South-south and 2 states in the North Central,that's a terrible fallacy.
Peter Obi will not win the election of 2023,I daresay he won't even come 3rd,if he's able to get up to 2 million votes around Nigeria then he tried.
Delta will be a straight fight between Okowa,Ibori and Omo-Agege,with PDP pulling off a victory,Edo will witness another battle between Oshiomole and Obaseki,I'm sure the margins between both parties will be small with Peter Obi playing the spoiler.
Akwa Ibom,Cross river and Bayelsa will be very tight also,but Peter Obi will play the spoiler again and reduce whatever large difference Atiku will give Asiwaju.
Rivers is not too certain,if Wike continues with his tantrums until the day of election,then It will be too close to call between APC and PDP, remember APC haven't had an elected aspirant in Rivers in 4 yrs,I'm sure it will be very bitter in Rivers this time around, again Obi will be the spoiler for PDP.
It will be a total decimation for Obi in the North-west and North-East,I expect a fierce battle between Atiku and Kwankwanso in the North-west,with Asiwaju playing catch-up,while Atiku and Shettima will battle out the North-East,I see Atiku winning that zone but with little Margin.
The North Central will be a battle between Atiku and Asiwaju,I expect it to be very close with Asiwaju winning kwara,kogi and Nassarawa,while Atiku will take Niger, Taraba,Benue.
Plateau will be too close to call.
I have left the south west and south east out of it because Asiwaju will win the south west,and Obi will win the South-east but the PDP will.be very close in both region.
Seriously Asiwaju will only win this election if he's able to stay very very close to whatever Numbers Atiku and Kwankwanso pull out from the North-west and North-East.
As for Obi,he will just end up spoiling whatever Numbers Atiku should have pulled to win the Election.
I daresay if u add up Obi numbers and Atiku numbers in 2023,it would have been enough to make Atiku the president of Nigeria.
That's a prophecy.
God bless Nigeria.
Abeg this your own analysis na based on rigging on based people's voteshuhhuhhuhhuh Cos our votes must count, we will all vote for the right Candidate...
TravelRe: Angry Man Caught On Camera Dislodging Road Bumps (Video/Photos) by chypotenti(m): 2:19pm On Aug 10, 2022
I hope say this one no use sledge hammer scatter the road finallyhuh?
FamilyRe: Check Out Better Pot Of Soup I Made With 1700. Spicy Okra N Ogbono by chypotenti(m): 4:36pm On Aug 09, 2022
Channah1:
Thanks love.
you are welcome dear!
CareerRe: I Finally Re-signed And I'm Free From My Abusive Boss by chypotenti(m): 2:10pm On Aug 09, 2022
Johnsown1:
The man is a Coward and congy wanted to finish his life that's why he settles for office romance. Thank God that you didn't succumb to the pressure why don't try to learn tailoring or any other skills instead of looking for work
Guess you didn't read the part where she said she is trying to save up some money by working so as to learn fashion design
PoliticsRe: Former Governors Dariye And Nyame Released From Prison (photos) by chypotenti(m): 8:05pm On Aug 08, 2022
Can someone please tell me why the female prison warder is so happy and even posing more than the released criminals....
FamilyRe: Check Out Better Pot Of Soup I Made With 1700. Spicy Okra N Ogbono by chypotenti(m): 8:00pm On Aug 08, 2022
Channah1:
Okra
Meat
Pomo
Ogbono
Bitter leaf
Uziza seeds
Uziza leaves
Fresh pepper
Opei
Crayfish
Oil
Ground Pepper

I pounded the uziza seed and added to the meat and pomo. I then added seasoning cubes with little water to simmer before addingmore water to cook it.


I then dissolved the opei with hot meat water and added to the boiling meat.
Dissolved the ogbono with oil and added the boiling meat stock. Let it done. Added bitter leaf at this stage.

I let the bitter leaf for a few secs and added the grated/, chopped okra, stired before finally adding the uziza leaves and brought it down immediately.

Last pics.
I turned my lafun lesekese and dished as e dey hot cheesy.

Lafun and bitter leaf okra soup ready and served.
omoh! Na real better soup be this!!! I like am
CrimeRe: Cubana Chief Priest's Convoy Attacked By Unknown Gunmen (Video, Pics) by chypotenti(m): 9:01pm On Aug 07, 2022
The windscreen be like bullet proof oooo??
HealthRe: Nurse Trolled For Wearing Inappropriate Uniform Says "It's Just My Body Shape" by chypotenti(m): 9:23pm On Aug 06, 2022
Funny enough, I don't like this shape....so fake!!!
NYSCRe: Youth Corper Clings To A Tricycle To Cut His Transportation Cost (Photos, Video) by chypotenti(m): 5:42pm On Aug 05, 2022
SocietalReporta:
If you know that the 33k he earns can only buy things that will probably last him for just two weeks, and the kind distance he had to go through weekly and the cost of that journey, you will know he has no other option and he is not doing it for clout chasing or to trend...
my brother leave that matter, this is pure clout chasing abeg!
NYSCRe: Youth Corper Clings To A Tricycle To Cut His Transportation Cost (Photos, Video) by chypotenti(m): 5:38pm On Aug 05, 2022
Cut which cost? person wey just receive allowee last week.. Please I hate reading nonsense
RomanceRe: Lady Spots Big Boy Who Wooed Her In Nightclub Repairing Phones At The Market by chypotenti(m): 8:35pm On Aug 04, 2022
See the girl face and big mouthhuh Wogly somebody!!!!!
CrimeRe: EFCC Declares Ismaila Mustapha Aka Mompha Wanted by chypotenti(m): 7:45am On Aug 04, 2022
Icart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2DmEXa_EtM

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has declared social media celebrity, Ismaila Mustapha, popularly known as Mompha, a wanted person.

EFCC in a statement on Wednesday, August 3, called on members of the public with useful information on his whereabouts to contact the anti-graft agency.

"Wanted by the EFCC: Ismaila Mustapha. Anyone with useful information as to his whereabouts should contact the EFCC or the nearest police station," the brief statement read
Omoh!!! EFCC just they collect their cut from this guy once them discover say him catch out...
BusinessRe: ₦22 Million Stolen From Customer’s Car Parked Inside Access Bank In Kaduna by chypotenti(m): 10:57pm On Aug 03, 2022
But which kind cash payment be that...wetin happen to online transfers, that man na the real suspect for this matter....
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Jubilates As He Lands In Canada (Video) by chypotenti(m): 10:41pm On Aug 03, 2022
Kai!!! Congratulations!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: After Giving Him All Styles, He Left Me. I Don’t Think I Can Marry Again – Korra by chypotenti(m): 10:40pm On Aug 03, 2022
Abeg wetin concern me

PoliticsRe: Willie Obiano Shares A Video Of Himself Enjoying His Stay Abroad (Photos) by chypotenti(m): 10:29pm On Aug 03, 2022
globemoney01:
He over do well. Best SE governor ever
na you give am the award abihuh

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