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EventsRe: Nairlanders Having Fun During a Weekend hangout At Lekki Conservation Center by Chyxki: 12:32pm On Dec 25, 2019
Mehn I for show come arrange f**k for 2020
Nairaland GeneralRe: Merry Christmas in advance To You..... by Chyxki: 11:43am On Dec 07, 2019
Stacy you're very pretty, abeg drop your contact for me nauh
SportsRe: Arsenal’s Best Line-up To Face Man Utd: No Xhaka Or Ozil by Chyxki: 10:43am On Sep 30, 2019
braimeddy:
The clueless Emery will still use Xhaka in that midfield. Xhaka will be the one that will bring the downfall of Emery
Xhaka ain't that bad, but he's poor whenever he has to provide final cover for the defence.
SportsRe: Arsenal’s Best Line-up To Face Man Utd: No Xhaka Or Ozil by Chyxki: 10:41am On Sep 30, 2019
I agree with you 9/11.

However, RFB shud be Chambers and not Maitland-Niles.

Also, if Laca is healthy he shud start and not Saka.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: . by Chyxki: 10:40pm On Jul 28, 2019
How can I chat you up?
CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife: The Igbo Race Is First In The World To Discover, Nurture Wealth by Chyxki: 3:55am On Apr 05, 2019
Abeg na who dis one dey wash?
RomanceRe: How Do I Break Up With Her In A Polite Manner? by Chyxki:
If you stay with her trust me you'll hurt yourself because judging by what you've said, she'll definitely cheat. Also, come to think of it objectively, staying means that you finally decide to take over the responsibility of satisfying her sexually in-spite of all the warning signs; quite a foolish thing to do! (That's the highway to "feeling used" as it's only a matter of time before her curiosity gets the better of her).

Also know that the only person you should be worried about satisfying sexually is the woman you're married to. If you're able to make your girlfriends cum whenever you have sex, this should keep you satisfied and hopefully content because that's all that's sexually important when dealing with girlfriends.

In addition, no matter how you script your break-up lines I think she'd still feel hurt, so just go ahead and still break-up, else you'd be the one to cry and feel inadequate tomorrow. This may sound selfish, however it's not; it's just self-preservation, something necessary to survive in today's relationships.

Final word of advice: 'don't be selfish, leave her for others to Bleep!'. Trust me, this will save you a lot of trouble on the long run.
CelebritiesRe: Etinosa's Rape Advice Resurfaces After Her Nude Video Scandal by Chyxki: 1:57am On Mar 20, 2019
Watched the video... she had a point though
FamilyRe: My Woman Wears Very Short And Tight Outfits. I Cautioned Her, This Is Happening by Chyxki: 8:55am On Mar 14, 2019
If I'm the one, i'd hold my peace and not try to make peace... cos I smell her mother's tacit back-up. This I feel would help me position well to guard my home.
CrimeRe: Army Rescues Kidnap Victims, Shares Pictures Of Ballot Box Snatchers, Impostors. by Chyxki: 2:12pm On Mar 12, 2019
The guy in the fourth picture looks like an innocent victim sha... cry
PoliticsRe: Battle Ready Soldiers Cause Apprehension In Rivers Ahead Of Elections. Photos by Chyxki: 8:16am On Mar 08, 2019
jared007:
lol wont Apc allow Wike rig in peace?
The truth is, since APC is not contesting in Rivers State Wike doesn't need to rig to win, except the powers that be intend rigging the election in favour of a different party.
PoliticsRe: Elections: Ruggedman Reacts To The Happenings In Rivers State by Chyxki: 1:53pm On Mar 04, 2019
KOLLYPROF:
Election no be war
I said it once that election in SS and SE is always brutal
People started to quote me
See ya life now
Was the military sent to other parts of the country?

Think well before you write...
PoliticsRe: INEC Official Results For 2019 Presidential And National Assembly Elections by Chyxki: 12:49pm On Feb 24, 2019
smithyemy:
PDP ALL THE WAY! Am here in abuja. Outside the coalition centre. PDP HAS WON ALL THE 11 STATES IN THE SOUTH SOUTH AND SOUTH EAST ALSO, THEY WON IN 3 STATES OUT OF THE SOUTH WEST. 50-50 IN LAGOS STATE. AND THEY WON 5 STATES IN THE NORTH CENTRAL AND ALSO WON 5 STATES IN THE CORE NORTH AND SHARES KADUNA 60-40. PDP HAS NOW WON IN 23 STATES IN ALL. Pdp all the way! ATIKU IS OUR NEXT PRESIDENT! CELEBRATION HERE IN ABUJA
If this is true I'll buy you a BIG bottle of beer!
PoliticsRe: INEC Official Results For 2019 Presidential And National Assembly Elections by Chyxki: 12:05pm On Feb 24, 2019
skybird212:
Don't pity any Yoruba, instead applaud them for seeing beyond maybe what you could see. Why do we spend money on education ? The simple reason is for us to be self sufficient both in reasoning and action.

What is happening in Lagos Ondo, Osun and Oyo today is sending a clear message to other part , that we are not a political bigot, we aren't clouded by religion and ethnic-ism.... We only vote our choice as a human not as a tribe.
The truth is that I'm impressed with what my Yoruba brothers are doing in the SW. This administration didn't offer much to Nigeria as a country; and it was run with such bigotry and disregard for Nigerians.

Life will be better for all of us by God's mercy.

I pray pdp wins.
PoliticsRe: INEC Official Results For 2019 Presidential And National Assembly Elections by Chyxki: 11:59am On Feb 24, 2019
Adefemiaderoju1:
Dont mind we the Yoruba people we are being stupid and foolish at the same time all in the name of we are omoluabi majority of Igbo people are voting pdp because of their son obi.
That's not true. Would you also say majority of the south-south people are voting pdp because of their son obi?
CrimeRe: Man Came Down From His Car, Beat Up A Keke Man For Beating A Defenseless Woman by Chyxki: 5:11pm On Feb 20, 2019
sykeng:
The keke driver is even lazy, d man from the jeep is even of equal stature with him, why not fight him and teach him some lesson
Trust me, if you are a keke man struggling to survive, even if a 10 year old boy comes down from a clean jeep and slaps you, you will most-likely think twice before you slap back.

Poverty is a bastard!
CrimeRe: Man Came Down From His Car, Beat Up A Keke Man For Beating A Defenseless Woman by Chyxki: 4:55pm On Feb 20, 2019
The full video is not available; all I see here is a woman who doesn't mind fighting men. Just tell me how someone's wife will descend so low to fight a keke rider on the highway.

She's obviously torn his shirt and hers are intact; the video shows the keke rider stands his ground, but doesn't take a single step to attack her, nevertheless she can't stop coming at him, indicating most likely who's spoiling for a fight.

The guy from the car possibly knows the lady and is over-reacting to the surprise of the scene.

Don't be too quick to judge from a small scene with a female's voice in the background giving all the commentary.
CrimeRe: Police Arraign MFM Pastor, Three Children For Retired DSP, Joseph Idehen's Death by Chyxki: 3:30pm On Jan 21, 2019
richcasey:
This article says nothing really.
The story is a lot deeper... its not easy to make a withdrawal from a dead persons account without adequate paperwork.
CrimeRe: Police Arraign MFM Pastor, Three Children For Retired DSP, Joseph Idehen's Death by Chyxki: 3:28pm On Jan 21, 2019
islandmoon:
useless church , they told even people who have ulcer to fast to their death , they women to put anointing oil on their private part before sleeping with their husband , rubbish!
Make sure you don't go there for help one day, it would be to your greatest shame!
CrimeRe: White Female Daycare Workers Abusing A Black Kid by Chyxki: 10:22am On Jan 21, 2019
It might not be because the kid is black... the lady and her colleagues might just be mean and stupid; and not suppose to be daycare workers. I don't think its's fair for us to look at everything through the prism of black and white. We've seen black minders do even worse to black kids. It's a problem everywhere how kids get treated in the absence of the protection of their parents: sometimes they even get sexually abused by their own kind!

#ObjectiveReporting
BusinessRe: How Can One Stop Betting Habit In 2019? by Chyxki: 5:24am On Dec 28, 2018
In 2016, I had this same challenge. I prayed around the end of the year like this and asked God to let me know His mind on the matter. Early 2017, I think around January 17, He showed me a dream. In that dream, the Trumpet sounded and I couldn't face Him because (in the dream) I was a plain "gambler" - something I always never admitted whenever I was awake! I kept on running and hiding until I woke up.

When I got up, I prayed and asked His forgiveness, and then promised to stop - which I did, I also asked Him to replace betting with some other money generating activity in my life, and He did.
RomanceRe: Outrage As Men Sexualize A -5-year-old Girl Wearing Bum Shorts On TV Talk Show by Chyxki: 1:18pm On Dec 18, 2018
I just watched the video...There's nothing wrong with what the men said; there's that problem all over the world. Just do your part by ensuring your kids are properly dressed.
SportsRe: Tottenham Fan Arrested For Throwing Banana At Aubameyang by Chyxki: 1:58pm On Dec 03, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


It is very demoralizing when this happens.
But the truth be told.
It's the racism that goes on in the stadium that brings the fun to live football matches and fuels these players' zeal to shine. I just feel sad how players like Balotteli and Evra handle it.

Racism will forever remain a part of football as long as blacks and coloured people play. FIFA is only playing lip service to their fair play campaign.
So let's accept it and be happy with it.

But come on you Gunners this post here is for all of you. You are not 4-2nate, you are great.
COYG!
No now.... bros it's too late to start being good. Go back to the normal you; say something nasty!!! grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: AEK Athens Vs Ajax: Fans Attacked With "Petrol Bomb" (Photos) by Chyxki: 7:58am On Nov 28, 2018
Petrol Bomb, Molotov Cocktail... or Greek Fire?
RomanceRe: My Recent Breakup Experience: I Messed Up By Initiating The Breakup by Chyxki: 2:28am On Nov 14, 2018
Sorry op... but you seem really naive.

My advice is this... forget women for now and get your life back on track.
CrimeRe: Esabienle Kingsley And Wife, Gertrude Arrested With Cocaine In Italy (Photos) by Chyxki: 7:52am On Nov 07, 2018
This must be a set-up to rubbish them!
TravelRe: So Sad Now!!! I Was Denied Visa Today by Chyxki: 1:09pm On Oct 30, 2018
samidbest001:
Am so sad, and am feeling so down now.
I just got my Passport today from VFS and most unfortunately, I was denied Visa.
The feeling is unbearable, if I remeber how much this thing has cost me
Y so sad? Abi na visa to heaven? huh
CrimeRe: Man Sentenced To 12 Years In Prison For Biting Off Girlfriend Lips. Graphic Pics by Chyxki: 6:57pm On Oct 27, 2018
LuciferYaweh:
This is why I always keep my lips in this condition to avoid stories.

How will she suck preeq now?
Sick niggahz allover the place!!! lol grin
CultureRe: Elizabeth Odunlami: 'Ooni Enitan Ogunwusi Promised Me Marriage, Disappointed Me' by Chyxki: 2:07pm On Oct 24, 2018
sinaj:
This lady is very pretty
Can't you see she has an in-built/automatic "Yimu"....
PoliticsRe: Igbo Group Dares Kanu, IPOB Over 2019 Elections by Chyxki: 1:13pm On Oct 22, 2018
OMNIVIRUS:
I have 3 Question
1. Who created the group?
2. when was the group created?
3. who is the sponsor/Patron of the Group?


The way political groups are formed in naija is very hmmmm indeed
Maybe it's a WhatsApp group... grin
CultureRe: PHOTOS: Ooni’s New Wife, Silekunola, Enters The Palace With Grace, Elegance by Chyxki: 4:49pm On Oct 19, 2018
sexymoma:
Dead on arrival!! "The Marriage"
even in the olden days Ogun worshipers are not allowed to get married to ifa worshipers.....Christianity and idolatry
Too many differences, someone said the babe was forced, i guess you haven't gone to check her pictures on IG... Prophetess that wears what brings out all her curves.. this one is sakamaje angry, Can she even hold a vigil in the palace, what about her kids can she name her son Samson Or David? Can She? Can She Still Go to churches to lay hands or preach about sanctification? Can she, How about fasting and prayer, I use to hear i converted to Christianity, i haven't heard of i converted to idolatry angry... Why is Christianity like this for God's Sake, What message is she passing to those who made her a role model, those who made her their mentor, Those who could beat their chest that she is truly called by God... I heard she s just 25...If i should continue typing, i wont finish today..
But your name is sexymoma huh grin
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Reacts To Fashola's 'Electricity Problems Can’t Be Solved By Magic' by Chyxki: 3:52pm On Oct 19, 2018
ChrisMafian:
Reno the drunk. Who takes this jobless wailer serious?
Electricity generation has improved since pmb took over and that everyone can attest.
PDP looted 16 billion dollars meant for Electricity, ask OBJ
Make I hia... huh

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