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CoCoLav: Na wa for some people here ooo

So you will sleep soundly at night knowing fully well that you have a child somewhere? LaiLai! :0

Op you better go and claim your child. Sperm donor ko! Egg donor ni!

Absolutely
He should do so, or try to at least
If the child is refused him, he would have tried, at least

It is ALL about this child here, not about the wife's possible ire
Miss 9 year old has a right to a father
So she already may have a "father" too yeah but poster, there is nothing wrong in her knowing you too, that you cared to find and claim her no matter the outcome.
Trust me, her life would be fuller and happier knowing this fact of you...
So go poster!

kayjegs: OPPORTUNITY!
The great business ebook's price reduced from N4000 to N2,500 for this xmas. The book has been a blessing to many people in 2013. Plan next year from now. Read through, so you can have a focus for next year to start a business. There is also after sales service from me in the sense that you can ask questions on any area you want clarity on, from the book and you are entitled to free business idea updates.

From the depth of my heart, Happy Xmas and new year in advance....

Hello
Please could you send me the details of payment for the book?
Thanks

[quote author=Efemena_xy]

Take it easy. Christmas is but a few days away - it's literally just around the corner. [/quote]Lol
I even edited it
Compliments

[quote author=Efemena_xy]No offence taken, though I wonder - if you skip my posts how then do you know that I'm angry and astringent? Or more importantly, why mention it?

One thing you should know about me is that I do not post to gain likes or to even make friends here. I couldn't care less what people think of me. Further more, I'll never see black and call it white or vice versa, nor will I mince my words.

It's rude and uncouth for a married woman to raise her voice whilst talking to her husband, disagreement or not. If it's okay, then why wouldn't such a woman do it to her boss?

The husband in this story had reached the end of his tether after two years and the only non-violent option for him was to send her packing back to where she came from. The day women start paying their husband's bride price(s) is the day they too can send their man back home in a similar fashion - which incidentally, happens in the western hemisphere anyway.[/quote]I used to read every post, but they were stressing me! Cos we are so opposite
Then I stopped

But I should have kept it to myself, you are right
My apologies
As atonement, I will be reading them all thru, from now on, even if I have to break things, or scream
I have to learn how to communicate with people I may not agree with

(Edited)
What are the odds?
Just reading a thread about someone who sold her baby, and on the first page, and guess whose posts I liked and feel same about?

kulyie: efemena what the hell is wrong with you lately.what has come over you.


Abi is this someone else fronting as efemena.anyway to the issue,the lady lacks 'home trainning' and she has gone back home to receieve the home training.what of the mr husband?the same way it takes 'training' to live with a husband,shouldnt there be 'training' to live with a woman too. The efemena i know is not a chauvenist so i dont know where she got her new found chauvenism from.

Some men are just a joke :/ they cant even take care of themselves or live alone talkless of living as a family man.infact,somr things i see here irritate me to my bones and thats why i like it when people like kanwulia lashes out on some people in a sarcastic way.

I am an unknown here, but I have always liked Sisi Kill's posts...intelligent, witty...
I just recently noticed that at times she talks "somehow" and strangely....and when that happens, I get all baffled
@Efemena, to me, is angry and astringent, I skip her posts, no offence
But then....what do I know? I may be wrong

@topic....
Someone like me would from there stay home after the retraining....relieved out of my skull probably, I am passionate and expressive and if I cannot scream when a man or anyone at that drives me up the wall, what kind of stifling and faking is that for expressive me?
No man gets to disrespect my father (resting in peace though)
If I am a bad, ill mannered wife, it is cos I am bad, or something, and not cos my parents did not train me well

If that man cannot settle stuff with me, or at least give me a heads up on what he plans to do, and decides to ridicule my family like that...
...the problem would not be that I am home for retraining....the problem would be that I am staying put at home, me the untrained mongrel

What a load of nonsense

Re: what was the reason behind your breakup?
Page 5
This is a thread on this forum and I posted mine there....please, do read
It relates to this topic......and may help the OP
(Can someone copy my two long posts and paste here? I cannot do copy and paste from my device...technological ignoramus is me)
Thanks

Baybe: That awkward moment when you're talking more like gossiping about someone and the person walks in suddenly and gives you that I-heard-what-you-said look

Flashback to university days
I was at my cousins' house..and making a cousin's hair
....sister, three cousins and I
Their neighbor came up...a lady with kids who came to chat or something
Anyways she goes out, and comes in thru another door
My aunt, says, "has Mama xyz gone? What did she come up here to do, the gossip?"
On that note she enters the room and sees said neighbour

She says one nonsense stuff to cover up, too little, too late
The lady left and my cousins finished their mom
That was really awkward
Another awkward moment still same day was me lamely assuring my aunt the woman could not have heard her, amidst my cousins' raking
Meanwhile, there was even a break in gist when she said that, ALL of us heard her
She was really flustered and all, had to go down to the lady' flat for something,

sholay2011: Abeg yarn us one thing...no tell us say na evritin. Which one be 'inner personality' again? Kini mi o ni gbo ni nairaland.

I dnt speak/understand Yoruba but I think yu just said, "O nweho ihe m ama afu na Nairaland"
(There is nothing I won't see on NL)

Did I get it?

Btw, mine is Igbo

Beautiful
Really nice

I am now torn between registering for French classes to better appreciate WA and still doing my planned Ghana- Togo and Benin trip!

Guess I will travel first and manage with my English

My biggest challenge is food
I am so cowardly with new dishes it is sure to be a disease! Smh

I will just do bread, rice(fast food too), meat
Must be wonderful being able to try out new/different dishes!

quote author=RINE.]Please click 'like' if you knows that the Op is right.[/quote]
Why don't you just like the OP's post!?

I will be visiting the nearest 3 later this month/early Nov
Gh, Togo and Benin

Just to explore
Wish I had people to travel with, like how the bikers are doing it these days

I wish it would be possible to get as far as Gambia too

If only I knew a cheap and reliable Overlanding coy, for Africans
Not those crazily expensive ones for Westerners
(Sigh)

[quote author=Dr. Dre]*peep*[/quote

Sorry to derail
But is your name dre on a popular African show fan forum, starting with "b"?
We are looking for someone named @dre there

Hoping he is okay, even if no longer addicted
Cheers

I watched this year's BBA themed The Chase and there was this Gh guy, Elikem
He apparently belongs to one riders' club in his country
The passion with which he described riding and bikes was beautiful
Before the show, I never knew anything of the sort existed
Apparently, clubs and bikers abound in Naija too
Super cool. Life is meant to be lived and enjoyed

[quote author=gbaky_floor]I beg your pardon but is Mr. Seun Osewa gay?

Cos it is mostly gay men that find women with Paltrow body attractive.[/quote]You just insulted millions, no billions of ladies the world over with that comment.....remember for every voluptuous babe, there is a willowy one......and we are allwomen, period.

yuzedo: Why are you vex becose you leave in Orile-ajambgbadi?? Bro, do arm rubber for 10yrs up words you can not leave inside gateman house in Banana Island ok So just continued manageing your little huts inside jaguda street, okokokokomaiko

does the name, Omor ring a bell? I may know you, wondering

[quote author=yuzedo]Why are you vex becose you leave in Orile-ajambgbadi?? Bro, do arm rubber for 10yrs up words you can not leave inside gateman house in Banana Island ok So just continued manageing your little huts inside jaguda street, okokokokomaiko [/q

byvan: As a single lady,I rarely give out my number.Saying "u can't ve my number" was never a problem to me.I never call a guy first no matter how good looking or rich.I was very Friendly but not big into wasting my time on guys.Little wonder a smart guy came along,saw that and took me off the market for good.I don't think guys like pests which most women have turned themselves to.No guy ever collected my number without calling(when I was single).

Dear Lawd

candieangel12: LOL no its not. I prefer this method because:

1. I don't have to worry about whether the guy will call me or not
2. If I wasn't interested in the guy then I won't call him and thus he won't have my number to disturb me

admiring your style....
I do the passive, dry, last century thing of waiting for him to call
though if I took his number too, and he didn't call, I would delete the number sharp sharp if I like him, before I gave in to any stalking urges to call him before he called me
@freecocoa you tried o, with the waiting for guy from the bus to call

PortHarcourtBoy: When I lived with my Babe in Uni those days...Omo!!

It was steady "Operation Fire for Fire"...and the Babe like PREEK die!

As she put rice for fire for parboiling, we go rush one round, as she drain the starchy water finish, we go rush another... it was that bad...

At a time when our neighbours pass our window, dem dey wida whether we get supernatural powers after counting empty condom sachets...

During hols or strike...we go stay back at school, lock ourselves indoors with a good stock of chau and booz...2 weeks sef we neva step feet outside, but neighbours dey know say 2 people dey inside the self contain...

Those days our friends no dey come visit us because you go ready to knock tire without getting any response when it's obvious there's a pair at home ...

I miss those days mehn!

Shes now married though...but my "Congo-Shinning spree" just went hyper with no settling down plans in sight

my NYSC comes to mind
there was a day in August...eh?
.....blushing seriously as though I were a fair babe, just cos I remember that day, and year.........

gentlegg: Well you guys are entitled to your opinion, but as far as am concerned, NO MARRIAGE IS IRREPARABLE. Believe it or not, Divorce is not a solution to any marital problem.

dear sweet lawd

[quote author=Inked_Nerd]LMAO, my sister knew a guy who's name was John Pussé. LMFAAAAAOOO, I couldn't stop laughing when I heard that one. It actually brought me to tears.

I've heard of:
Mahnopsa
Gauisha [its pronounced as Geisha]
Euphovia
Treasure
Pretty [she wasn't pretty, trust me]
Udelka
Africk [I used to call him Africa]
Imbimbo [She was a former professor of mine. I've heard people call her just Bimbo]
Alizé
Juju
Kingdom of God[/quote]Udelka and Alize sound nice, and ethnic to me

Pls, am I the the only one who thinks that the last type, even though he sounds good, would be super boring?
But what do I know?
I am not even married

blackcat1: I live with a baby husband

ok...really funny!
.....

ddippset: separate ronaldo from his goals, you have nothing.separate messi from his goals, and you have a master dribbler and a play maker.that's the difference. And pls tell your ronaldo when he decides to go to france to 'prove' himself he should not go to psg he should go to nancy or if he choses italy he should not go to juve or milan he should go to bologna since he is so good he doesn't need superstar team mates.or if he decides to return to england he shouldn't go to man u ,he should go to west brom or wigan to 'prove' himself.

CR7 is not mine o, he played for my team, won FIFA best....unheard of, from England before....
Messi plays zilch when not playing as part of the trinity of Iniesta, Xavi and himself
You know this very well
CR7 playing in Nancy, France or Torino, Italy?
I dare Messi to go play Arsenal or any of the big 4 even, no need to do it in Stoke City...he will just disappear

Paentera: On our first date, she was not too reserved and just remained herself - she had sent her picture and I waited to meet her at the Palms Mall. For some reason, she came with her elder sister's brood and since I knew her and she didn't know me, I saw her usher those kids around in a very ideal way I would have wanted her to treat ours - they love her so much and rely on her for so many things. She seemed so responsible and then as she walked into the pharmacy to get one of them some drugs - I tapped her shoulder and as she spun around...she just game me a hug and asked that I give her a few minutes to finish up with the kids. Once she was done, she handed them over to her younger brother and we went to see a movie - she allowed me to hold her hand during the movie and she put her hand on my shoulder as she cried during the movie. I had not even asked her out! On my way to drop her off at her folks, she felt so comfortable with her self in my car and just did that thing that women after your heart do - they own the space! lol. I just knew that first day we met, that we were made for each other. 5 years after, we're still together and we celebrated our 2 year of being together in holy matrimony yesterday September 4, 2012. I'm still crazy about her!

aaaawwww
sweet

FIFA, and the dilemma it will find itself in, come the time to choose the best player again! They crazily robbed Xavi /Sneidjer, even Iniesta and gave it to Messi last year after the World Cup.....undeservedly I must say.....how long will the joke continue? Messi is the best, you say, but I will have no more doubts if he goes to another cub/league...Brave Falcao, brave Zlatan, brave CR7!!!

That said, CR7 pls one day go to Italy and light up that fine league for us
or to France and help Zlatan do it there
tested, tried and confirmed Cristiano, respect!

The taciturn one should change leagues or clubs, should exchange jerseys with other footballers, should stop being mean to Tello, Adriano,and most recently David Villa....that was exactly the way he ran off Ronaldinho, Etoo, Zlatan, even Pep!
You call him humble, I call him cold and unfriendly
cannot play outside the trinity
CR7 is better, by a mile and half

Akainzo: Since the US President had to have a special BlackBerry made for him, does that qualify him as suffering from bandwagon mentality too? Sorry since the US, UK, Israel, Russia, Iran, Australian governments all use Blackberries we can say they are fucktards too and suffer from low self esteem. SMH.

well, he is updated about Nicki Minaj
some bandwagon- ism there

emiemi: You can send her an anonymous text from the internet. In dat way you protect yourself.

But keeping such info won't do you or her any good. it's best she knows the truth. Once
the text message comes in, she'lll start investigating. If she finds out, then it'll be her
decision to stay or go. But I think you have a responsibility to tell (not directly) else when
in future you see her shattered, you'll bear the guilt.

Did my name change to emiemi?
My words exactly, but only more clearly put

mwah!!!

sexyLeamon: if it was me, I'd leave it alone. If the guy is gay, it's his business to be in a relationship with that girl and his responsibility to tell her if he's truly into her or not. If she gets hurt, whatever. I'd sit there with her and be there to listen. All in all, it's not always the best thing to get up into someone's business when it's none of yours. I've seen the occasion when someone does get up in someone's business thinking they know something and it'll help or resolve/prevent conflict. These cases it's actually caused conflicted, if not made things worse. That's just what me think.

360 degrees different from what I would do, but at least I admit, you got me considering/thinking with this
But I still would let her know, cos I would want to know if in the situation
I like your post though.....without the "if she got hurt, whatever" bit
Ciao

Godmother: You have got to be kidding!! Me, like a gay? Do I look like a wacko to you?  Lol



Alrit, I'll mind my business.Just that my heart feel heavy for her, that's all. I just put myself in her shoes and I know in that situation I'd want someone to tell me

It is your duty as a sister/friend/human to let her know....her choice is hers after then
Even if you have to slip her her an anonymous note...do it....let her be suspicious and check on him if she then wants
You would have done your love- your- neighbor- as- yourself bit

vangorg: holywood star, dats the problem wit gals. They want 2 b lyk holywood gals n fail realise hw holywood relationship ends. Sweethrt, u can't eat ur cake n still v it.

Hello, you may want to read my post again....note well the line after the one you quoted......
And I am a woman, not a girl

Joshcoli: Any naija person criticizing BB is simply because they can't afford one,

I have em plenty in my office

Hi, I am naija, and I do not have a blackberry or i-phone...
and I certainly can afford one
I just choose not to...the craze embarrassed me, I tell you
another reason is that my techno-savvy is not too hot
A third is that with the way I got addicted to a TV show, I know it will happen with BB, and I am avoiding that
I also get a kick outta saying, "oh sorry I don't have a BB"....and then witnessing the looks of pity, scorn, wonder, disgust, admiration, that follow
Like I said before I can be really contrary and stubborn

You are wrong dude....just saying

BTW, all my peeps have BBs, so I am not judging owners o.....but I am always amused at social functions where a girl has a handbag but always keeps a BB at right angles to her body...it is funny I must say, truly

Also I work with a Toshiba laptop, mtn modem, not even i-pad, I be bush oo, for real....but happy with the choice