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@ruby_pearl any1 dat se kpe 4 me, fall down & die. @karmamod, i'm comedian workin wit basketmouth international company. junior chop pufpuf chop pufpuf! lick icecream lick icecream! junior suck suck suck, I go give dis broda Ooo,

@ruby_pearl. Kí émi ló jo ko sì ibíkàn. U get mouth. trooe get courage post her pix & com remove am after an umwarranted situation but U, I no know weda U B ninja or lagbaja wife wey we no fit C Ur full pix. Abi U get nose & mouth problem like cleft paleate, anyway if U facial surgery, modupe ozolua na my ex-gf, I fit introduce U 2 am & she go charge U small amount.

@trooe, hey babe, so so sori I got on Ur nerves but Ur list did dat 2 me 1st. I had a little of dose features, aldoe not D nasty ones, so U indirectly yabbed me. Am also not photogenic. One fact is dat we didnt create ourselves but God did & knows best. My apologies. What U look like is what makes U unique, I take back my words U're beautiful & I luv Ur pink lips. Truce?,

@tRoOE, na wa 4 U oooo, C Ur list & one go think say D person wey compile am pretty whereas na D oda way round. C Ur round head, Ur chimpanzee lips & Ur hair come start 4rm D middle of Ur head. Abeg, comot Ur pic 4rm Ur profile.

@tRoOE, na wa 4 U oooo, C Ur list & one go think say D person wey compile am pretty whereas na D oda way round. C Ur round head, Ur chimpanzee lips & Ur hair come start 4rm D middle of Ur head. Abeg, comot Ur pic 4rm Ur profile.

@tRoOE, na wa 4 U oooo, C Ur list & one go think say D person wey compile am pretty whereas na D oda way round. C Ur round head, Ur chimpanzee lips & Ur hair come start 4rm D middle of Ur head. Abeg, comot Ur pic 4rm Ur profile.

hayprof, hav U got any ideas hw 2 download wit opera 3.1 using zain mms. holyrule, stil waitin 4 Ur reply. thnx stancozy

4rm 9ice, on your wedding day, I now pronounce whitelexi/airsupply and ujujoan husbands and wife; also nedra/k1banty and opelovely as husbands and wife. You all need to get laid or something.

To that snowwhite I haven't met and still to meet,

To love is Pain

And a great pain to miss

But the greatest of all pain is to love and not be loved back

I love you my prospective POCAHONTAS waiting for the handsome and strong me the HERCULES

Hey dude, you did fool some dudes but it good to have fun sometimes. i wish you more basketmouth to you elbows.

Hey dude, you did fool some dudes but it good to have fun sometimes. i wish you more basketmouth to you elbows.

Hey guys, why do I have to recharge weekly, can they just free everything to us because life itself is free. I am already

affected with LIF (life is free) syndrome. Also what happens to the 15 free sms. tru this and tru that is absurd without the

15 free sms.

Hey guys, why do I have to recharge weekly, can they just free everything to us because life itself is free. I am already

affected with LIF (life is free) syndrome. Also what happens to the 15 free sms. tru this and tru that is absurd without the

15 free sms.

fadajasi, smartking, dualcore, tobidaflava, honsule and all nairalanders abeg make una help activate mms and wap on my

zain line. 08022925806. i wan browse too now!,

Haba, why all this ratatata about Oyinbo language, afterall he no be our mother tongue. abeg, speak oyinbo any how una want am. as dem don talk before, some english, britons and americans no fit speak proper oyinbo, so if Oyinbo no fit speak oyinbo, then who be us naija wey go wan speak oyinbo.

Yoruba ti dun mon emi ju gbogbo Oyinbo gatagata, emi o ri aye gbogbo jagbajagba, from Ajasa

For the love of christ, why are you all yabbing and insulting yourselves. Let me give you one simple reason why men
leave, it is because a woman does not meet up with the standards of God.
A lady that meets up with those standards will
have all that is needed to make a man stay which includes patience, hardwork, gentility, being caring and concerned,
pleasing, beautiful, truthful, honest, loyal, submissive, etc,
A lady with all these will be termed a wife material. In the case of sex, responsible men shouldn't be concerned about
having sex all day long i.e not being his main priority in life.
all the time if they have a focus and sense of decency.

Fine Apple,
                 I don't know how long you have been married but here is one fact of life, the DEVIL wants to break your home. I am not sure if you husband just started such attitude or he has been like that before you married him. if he was that before you married him, then you married an unbroken person. Marriage is a life time contract and you have to consult GOD before venturing into. Are you a born again? if you are, thats good, if you are not, then try to be.
Next thing to do, is to continue praying fervently and fast for 7, 21 or 40  days. Visit MFM church around you but preferably the headquarters at Onike in Yaba for counselling and prayers.
If you have kids, pray to GOD to continue to protect them.
Lastly, work on you attitude and I mean be totally submissive to you husband, don't argue, respect him and be full with a lot of patience. this way your home will be safe as soon as possible.
If you break up and move out, it may not affect you but most definitely will affect your children.
Good children are not a product of broken homes. Think about them.

[color=#006600][/color] What if you guys accusing Obama are the real anti-christs. You all might even be working for MD/CEO of Hell fire group of Companies in the person of LUCIFER. Onward christian soldiers, be prepared and do not let your guards down for there will be a lot of deceit in the last days,

Obama or no Obama, be ready to face the judgement of GOD. Hey you guys, the basic fact I want you all to know is that rapture will take place, antichrist will come and then the world is going to be rehabilitated and redeveloped by GOD. So, what you all have to be concerned about is if you are ready to go to heaven. Ask yourselves, if I die, am I going to heaven; if raptures happens, am I rapturable? if your answer is no, then BE BORN AGAIN and live a holy life. Rapture is going to take place sooner than you expect and thereafter DOOMS DAY follows. See ya all in heavens when it happens

Fadajasi, tobidaflava, smartking, honsule, dualcore, all nairalanders pleaseeeeeeeeeeee. ,
abeg , the mms setting for zain is not working presently today, 6th sept 2008 and i dont know if it afected you? please if it has, what is the solution you have got and if not pls what soluion can you prescribe to me as it is the only means i use to get info for my assignments and projects. thanks

Fadajasi, tobidaflava, smartking, honsule, dualcore, all nairalanders pleaseeeeeeeeeeee. ,
abeg , the mms setting for zain is not working presently today, 6th sept 2008 and i dont know if it afected you? please if it has, what is the solution you have got and if not pls what soluion can you prescribe to me as it is the only means i use to get info for my assignments and projects. thanks

Pls how do I get an Umbuntu OS to install on my system, and can it work with HP Pavilion AMD Athlon4 processor of 1000MHz, 256mb ram and 16mb vga. What is the latest Unbuntu OS that has good package and programmes and also easy to understand as I am a newcomer to the use of Linux OS. I will appreciate if I can get adequate infos. I also have problem with trying to create an account on shipit.unbuntu.com. so if there are other links, I would be glad to receive them and try them out. thanks.

Pls How do I connect with motorola V3 to my system and also browse free on my fone. I need configs pleaseeeeeeeeee. my eemail is orlusosan@yahoo.com

honsule, dualcore, smartking and all landers in the house, pls I have a V3 and can't browse for free on the 3 gsm networks so, I need help in any manner possible. I also tried connecting to a system using my phone as a modem but it didnot work. My email is orlusosan@yahoo.com incase of confidentiality. Thanks guys, be expecting your response.

[color=#990000]I have a problem with my psp, the fat type made in japan. the problem is that my power button locks itself after i switch the psp on. when it is on and i am playing a game or listening to music, the button suddenly locks itself and once in a while it might unlock at intervals. what can i do to fix back to normal becos my psp is precious to me. I do fix psp once in a while, i have fix a broken screen and joystick of different psp. but I don't know what the problem could be as per the power button.

what do you need a first class for when you can buy one in some nigerian university like that under the care of the Lagos state govt. A lot of first class are out there with no jobs becos most are practically retarded. they have no idea about practicals and teamwork, just theories all through and this is the reason why most of them become lecturers. they can't fit in to the system outside th school walls.