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dayokanu: Reminds me of Nigerias greatest ritualist Chief Vincent Duru aka Otokoto

was otokoto for real or it was just a myth.

A Ugandan man walked into a
bank in New York City and
requested for the loan officer.
He said he is going to Uganda
for a one month holiday and
needed to borrow $1,000. The bank
loan officer said the bank
will need some kind of
security for the loan so the
man hands over the keys of
his new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car was parked on the streetin
front of the bank. The
bank agreed to accept the car
as a collateral for the loan. The
bank's C.E.O and it's staffs all
laughed at the Ugandan man
for using a $110,000 Benz as a
collateral for a $1,000 loan. An
employee of the bank drove
the benz into the bank's
underground garage and
parked it there. One month
later, the Ugandan man returned from
Uganda. He
repaid the $1,000 and the
interest, which was $10. The
loan officer said;sir, we are
very happy to do business
with you. This transaction worked out
nicely, but we are
surprised. While you were
away, we checked you out
and found out that you are
a multi-milliona i re. What surprises us
is why would you
bother to borrow $1,000. The
Ugandan man replied; where
else in New York City can i
park my car for one month for
only $10, and expect it to be there wen i return. WHO IS THE WISEST IN THIS TRANSACTION ?.

[quote author=obadiah777]however holyfield is more fortunate than 99 percent of america. he has a brand. his name is a brand. all he needs is a PR agent who will get him shows like celebrity big brother etc etc. he can easily become a millionaire again if he wants. itsup to him./quote]do you think it is that easy. and who told u he has thought of it. my guy be thankful for yor life

but how do you that is his home ? i thought no one knew the person behind the mask. then if u know his house then u the real lagbaja which is a lie. this is news false jare

one serious question where wil u be sleeping at night. there are lions and tigers in nigeria oo

Adanyebe: Garri business
Basin of garri sells for 7-10k and varies at different time of the year

imagine making up to 12 basins..... that would be +100k

wat about cost price. the amount spent on buyin the garri itself and other overhead cost these people dnt make much money like dat

debrief08: I am so happy the code of silence is getting broken. People are living to tell the story, it is not "Beaten to death" story. Hopefully women and men in similar situation will see that they owe themselves and their kids their lives and a violence free home first more than keeping up apprearance and societal expectations of staying married even when the price to pay is a life

did u say men . men dont suffer from domestic violence. how your wife go dey beat u and u stil dey answer the name man

gidiMonsta: I'm so glad u crossed common sense cos it seems to be far from you at this moment.

What concerns NUC with what goes on in a university? Are you for real?

thank u bros 4 the comment. i thought @afam4eva was smart but for him to say such a word now i knw he is dull u fall my hand

Ogbiaboy: Givin scholarship 2 d rich dis is wat u get in return

and who told you they are rich. read carefully before sayin anything

haxan919: ALLAH IS GREAT:.....ALLAH IS GREAT:.....ALLAH IS GREAT:.....

SHUT UP. WHERE IS YOUR PROVE THAT HE IS GREAT. WHY CANT HE FIGHT FOR HIMSELF. TO ME ALL THIS MOHAMMED STUFF IS JUST A MYTH

GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY I SHOULD LIKE JONATHAN

this is a gud article but the people we are commiting this dont come to nairaland. they are illetrates. my guy go to the north i mean internal north. i mean rural north.

2 million: SHORT CUT TO COOKING NOODLES: jst put d tin for cold water before u go bath, b4 u come back d tin don soft, eat ur tin hang ur bag d go school jare

comfirm i remember my hostel days at gci ikorodu. na so we dey cook our own

[quote author=Alaafia l‘oro].....welcome to Nigeria where a so-called literate like u can‘t differentiate between ‘were‘ and ‘where‘.[/quote]dont judge the key of letter H on his keyboard might be bad.

bros i know say u go don send to many ppl and u might be tired abeg send to me form 1 2 3 email info.indigo.technology@gmail.com. thanks

pls dont ping or press your phone on a date it is annoying that is why so many girls are stil single even at 35 because of lack of manner i think girl are more ill mannered than boys. second advice to the gi rls dont over order for food or anything it sends a bad message. third advice NO TAKE AWAY. fourth advice ? brb

[quote author=pearl~hapi]Be confident,smart and not boring[how I hate timid pepo]crack jokes and make him or her laugh!I repeat don't be boring[/quote]na wao wat if u are a quiet person ?

MRbrownJAY: @OP
it all depends on WHO that girl is, and what your intentions are/were when you approached her.
some women are approached for the only purpose of getting into their pants (and some women fully know it and use that as a way to get a free meal), and therefore such women should be handled just as what they truly are.

so no two dates should be evaluated the same and there is no need to treat a dog like a horse or a donkey like a lion, its disrespectful to the dog/donkey!

good yarn. may amadihoha bless u

engineerd: AND WILL THE CHINESE TEACH YORUBA,IGBO AND HAUSA IN THEIR SCHOOLS?

the anwser is no inferiority complex is the problem of africa. individually and as a continent. that is why u see foreigners given preferential treatment in nigeria even wen the foreigner is from yemen. or cambodia

ashmanpolo: We've tried ϑis catering school thing. §☹яяƔ‎​‎​‎​ I skipped dat

may be she is not destined to cook.

aze: now BLAZING. But still with my Luv, UC Browser

na wa so you like that wack ucbrowser.... wonders shall never end

Guys good afternoon. Please i dont know if any body know a very good music school where i can get mentorship and training as a singer. I live in ketu. I really need your help

akereconfi: Photoshop ni......take a look @ obama'z leg......abi naa azonto him wan dance....

I see so many Photoshop trash makin frontpage these days.......all these Mods

why do people Lïkξ you complain about everything †ђå† •̸Ϟαkε the frontpage.№ω ℓ̊ know your complains are not objective they are bias complain ℓ̊ doubt if you can do better if you are made moderator

Super1759: Did anyone notice that they've added well? (Few months after mama's death)

you are one of the reason nigeria is not moving forward look at the way you are thinkin

ℓ̊ have gotten know questions likes don't get reasonable answer on nairaland everybody just say whatever they Lïkξ aπϑ most of the time they say rubbish ♏v̶̲̥̅‎​ guy you do the thinking yourself. Just a suggestion ℓ̊ think nairaland should introduce age restriction too many kids of nl nowadays.

I just dont understand the nigerian mentallity what is wrong in telling people your wife is sick and she went for an operation abroad. Is it not embarrassing now that we know. Nonsense

maclatunji: Why do many men runaway when their wives have multiple births? A detailed research should be carried-out to find-out why and how such incidences can be reduced. It is not funny. NAlthough, one can't help but laugh sometimes.

nawa for peeps Lïkξ asking a question you already know the answer if he get kaluba you think say he gƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ run money d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ yab man sometimes

If U̶̲̥̅̊ re tlking abt people who shud get jobs... You shud please refer to those wack artists on your street... Those ones †ђå† live in ΰя compound... Droped out of skool only to follow a supposed dream †ђå† is truely not their calling... Bros. ℓ̊ will tell U̶̲̥̅̊ †ђå† the fact †ђå† U̶̲̥̅̊ know these people is a success on their part... Success is neva a mistake ... These people have been underground a lng time ... They workd hard aπϑ God smiles on them ... aπϑ U̶̲̥̅̊ say d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ shud gƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ aπϑ get a job ... Thats rather unrational bros. .... Successful people don't condemn success... Its obvious †ђå† U̶̲̥̅̊ a failure ... Cos U̶̲̥̅̊ don't know success wen U̶̲̥̅̊  one... These people have worked hard aπϑ they shud be appreaciated.. Forget... To •̸Ϟαkε music no easy .. aπϑ for it to pay ΰя bills is no luck... If the song is wack tell ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ ΰя variable of measurement.. What yardstick are U̶̲̥̅̊ using... Technically speakin ... The songs are playable anywhere... Wack is synonymous to the ones on the street.. Until d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ get there .. W̶̲̥̅̊h̶̲̥̅̊c̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ these ones are.. They are wack... aπϑ bros. Successful people identify success wen they  it....

free2ryhme: Can someone tell this people that we are not yet ripe for state policing .. haba dis opposition status wey ACN get don dey turn to another thing ooo...

must you quote the whole article.nonsense

Timijo: I pray u wil nt lu magun oneday before u believe

forget show me one person that died through magun. naija and superstition.

kosiobabiolorun: i strongly advise on no 5 , any body that sleep with another man's wife / husband might not see the next day if there is thunderbolt/Magun used on the person,
don't be a victim, adhere to this advise

o boy there is nothing like magun or thunderbolt is just a myth