₦airaland Forum

chigold100: [color=#006600][/color]i believe one day God will send a Moses to resque Nigerians 4rm d hands of BOKO HARAM

MOST PEOPLE THINK DAT JONATHAN IS THE MOSES NOT KNWIN DAT HE IS THE PHARAOH

virgo: So while developed countries produce electricity with Coal, Liquid Petroleum, Petroleum Gases, Nuclear, and others, Africa must resort to kicking a ball around in other to enjoy electricity?

OKAY MAKE UNA FIND A WAY OF PRODUCIN ELECTRICITY NAH. THEY ARE JUST BEING HELPFUL. KAPISH

POSTER WAS ASKING WHY DOES ALL THIS INVENTION END UP IN AFRICA ans. BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE IT IS NEEDED. ELECTRICITY GENERATION IS NOT THEIR PROBLEM AT ALL.

chipet: What's guluso?

DNT REALLY KNW BUT I THINK IT IS THE LEAF OF A PLANT.

nonesense: (1)My Mum told me She is still a virgin after seven children,
(2)if u put (guluso) for your breast, the thing go enlarge

i BELIEVED THE NUM 2 THEN AND I THINK I STILL because THERE WAS THIS GIRL IN MY SEC SCH SHE HAD A BIG BREAST SO ME AND MY FRDS CONCLUDED DAT SHE PUT GULUSO ON IT.

THE GUYS HAS A WRONG MINDSET TOWARDS MARRIAGE TO HIM DAT IS THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE A MARRIAGE. SISTA PLS MOVE AHEAD AND TO A CHRISTIAN BRODA. #NOBOKOALLOWED

Dazzled: pls tel us abt it,4 d past years u re d only one sayin somtin gud abt dem,wh i doubt so much.

WHY ARE U ANSWERING THE GUY HE MIGHT BE ONE OF THEIR AGENT. ESTA BREAKTHRU DUPED ME SOME YEARS BACK COLLECTED MY 2K

intelligen: Hello pals, I am in my late twenties and have a girlfriend who I adore with passion. She adores me as well. Adding to that, I love her, but my issue with her is that she hardly calls or even flash me. Her usual excuse is that she rarely has air time. And even when I send her air time, she just calls to say "Thank you" and that will be it till she runs out of credit again. I have complained several times about this uncaring attitude of hers but there has been no change. Although she claims to love me and says she sees me as her husband (I am yet to propose to her). I am contemplating walking out of our relationship which is just four month old because I feel it is one sided. I am completely fed up. Please house, tell me what you think.

P.S - She schools in another town and far away from me also.

Your advice is welcome and appreciated. Thanks.

BROS NA TRUE U talk 4get the babe she no like u

U CANT FLUSH CORRUPTION IN NIGERIA BY KILLING EVERYONE IN NATIONAL ASSEMBLY HERE IS THE TRUTH 80% OF NIGERIANS ARE CORRUPT MOST OF THEM ARE LOOKIN 4 OPPURTUNITY TO BE AROUND BIG MONEY SO IF U WANT TO WIPE OUT CORRUPTION KILL EVERYONE IN NAIJA

purefella: Thank God that i have stopped following technology things for years , If nah before nah how to buy the latest i go dey think by now , laptop is thin or fat or even nah desktop, they will serve you the same purpose = BROWSING!!!

THIS IS HOW A POOR MAN THINKS

na wao una don make dis trend tire me. everybody just dey reply 080ict. and 4geti n to discuss on the matter.

freshmoney: When will Nigeria government stop road transport of inflammable fluid- petrol,diesel, kerosene,gas? Inflammable fluid are solely conveyed via rail transport!

NOW WEY WE NO GET RAIL WAY WETIN WE GO DO.

YES IT IS TRUE GO TO BOKO HARAM HEADQUARTERS TO COLLECT YOUR PAY WEN U ARE THRU WITH YOUR NYSC

Tyche: Till K Solo speaks sha, but wait oooo, hw coke bottle take break for her fore head?

nice thinkin exactly wat i was thinkin.

Tyche: What a sunday. May we never see ur like again.

NOT EVERYBODY IS GOIN TO SAY AMEN TO DAT SOME PEOPLE MADE THEIR FIRST MILLION 2DAY. SOME HAD A BREAKTHRU 2DAY

I BETTER STOP READIN THIS SHYTE BEFORE I SMACK MY PHONE ON THE FLOOR OUT OF ANNOYANCE. C YA LATA

OTHER GOVERNORS WILL FOLLOW I SWEAR. TOO BAD.

linkin8k: ℓ̊ have gotten admission for an msc in UK but ℓ̊ have heard a lot of people who complete their programme and yet to get a job (after spending close to 5mil). ℓ̊ am considering Germany which is cheaper but two years.

My question is which would u advice me to go for? Is job opportunity better in Germany for foreigners than UK? Does a German Msc certificate have much recognition? Thanks

.TO GET JOB NA GOD HAND HE DEY OO. #KIPPRAYING

30secs: And so?

bros cool down nah. atleast tel am welcom

wen u hav an interview around 8am the next day. and u suddenly find yourself waking up around 9am even wen slept early

i think it is in absential

BUT GUYS LET US THINK ABOUT THIS WETIN BE BRITAIN OWN 4 HOMOSEXUAL MATTER ? I THINK DAT IS WHERE ANTI CHRIST WIL COME OUT FRM

PHIPEX: How did such a trailer load escape our security surveilance from Lagos all the way to Onitsha? How come it is fellow importers that caught it and not our Police? Kudos to the vigilant importers.

No road block again

BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS IS DIS NOT FUNNY. NOW I KNW DAT JONA AND HIS COHORTS ARE DULL. IF THE PASTOR HAD SAID MR JONATHAN U SHALL LIVE LONG TELL ME WHETHER HE WONT SAY AMEN.

WHY DOES EVERY SUCCESSFUL PERSON OR CELEBRITY LIKE TO SAY THEY CAME FRM A POOR BACKGROUND OR DID SMETHING POOR B4..

i neva wanted to read dis topic because i knw it wil be a useless topic wel now dat i hav read it i am not surprised. LINDA IS S.T.UPID WHO EVER KNW HER SHOULD TEL HER. NA BY RING ?

NAIJA I HAIL O. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE BEEN HARRASS BY THE POLICE. MOPOL AND SO ON. ON DAILY BASIS NO BODY DON SUE THEM OO. AND BY THE WAY THEY WIL NOT GET ANY KOBO. ALL NA JEGE

Boyloaf: house of commotion! See how childish some of una dey bhave. I weep for una sha. Seun dey make him cool money jejelly, and una dey fool una old age!

YOU ARE A FOOL AND WAT ARE U DOIN HERE. IDIOT

THIS IS WAT I THINK IS WRONG WITH OUR PRESIDENT ANY ADVICE THEY GIV TO HIM HE FOLLOWS WITHOUT THINKIN

nice one .go down. and go up.na wa o how wil there be no bank in a uni

hi guys i need your help i need someone who can calculate CGPA to help me calculate mine. am a student of unilag dli i just checked my 200 result now and this is it. A.B.C.C.C.D all of them are 3 unit courses. my 100 level CGPA was 3.29 i want to knw my current CGPA. NOTE. UNILAG USES 0.0/5.00. THANKS

most people here are not ashame of themselves. some people wilpost a comment that is kind of tribalistic must u now reply the post. wat is tribalism i dnt knw.