Family / Re: My Mother In Law Wants Me To Sleep With Another Man by ClitoPen: 12:35pm On Dec 22, 2017 |
I ll comment when you complete the story here |
Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu Hosts Miss Nigeria 2017 Pageant Rocking Tuxedo (Photos) by ClitoPen: 9:11am On Dec 22, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe: ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif)
Who asked him what he is wearing?
His mates deck customized blazers from Ermenegildo Zegna without a word and he is here blowing his trumpet over common Mai Atafo.
I never heard Mark Zuckerburg flaunt what designer clothe he had on but empty barrels make the loudest noise. Thumbs up |
Crime / Re: Police Blow Up Testicles Of Kidnappers In Abia State (Graphic Photos, Video) by ClitoPen: 8:45am On Dec 22, 2017 |
Why kidnappers when rapists and paedophiles are on the loose?
They will benefit more from this treatment! 9 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: This Picture Has A Million And One Meaningsā¦can You Describe It? by ClitoPen: 8:43am On Dec 22, 2017 |
When all hope is lost, help comes from above 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Why Did My Girlfriend Got Angry With Me, What Was My Fault by ClitoPen: 8:36am On Dec 22, 2017 |
alwayscool: I am 34 years old and i am in a relation with a married woman who is 28 years old, we live in same city, and sometimes i meet her and mostly we talk over phone. She has two small kids, no one in her family knows of it execpt her 19 years old sister, she only knows about our relation, not even her husband, once i send her pic of my penis over messenger, but Instead of her, her sister saw my penis photo, and just after she saw the penis penis, thinking she her as my gf,i called her, but Her sister picked the call.. then i disconnected the call.. neither me nor she told this event to her.. but Few days back i told her of this incidence then she got angry with me for few hours, but Again statred to talk with me.. y did she got angry And that is your only problem abi? I can only imagine what will happen to you when her husband finds out about u two! That should be your worry. Keep advertising your joystick until then cos u may have to loose it!! |
Business / Re: The Truth About Innoson Persecution by ClitoPen: 8:34am On Dec 22, 2017 |
All their plans against him will never fail. At least Gt bank is already feeling the heat more than they bargained for.... https://georgeezblog.com/%e2%80%8binnoson-group-vs-gtbank-30-key-points-you-need-to-know-about-their-dispute-2/ |
Romance / Re: Guys Am New Here(pix Attached) by ClitoPen: 9:47pm On Dec 21, 2017 |
locust:
lol. i was only trying to pacify him na.. Ok o |
Health / Please Save A Soul...Re: Ifunanya Okonkwo by ClitoPen: 9:31pm On Dec 21, 2017 |
Good evening good people of Nairaland. Please, I came across this post on facebook and thought it wise to share it here so that good spirited individuals can help save the situation as a matter of urgency.
Please the story is authentic. No amount is too small. For more pictures (which I can't upload without consent) and updates on her case please visit her or her husband's facebook page. Thanks as you help.
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Travel / Re: Youths Stand On The Middle Of The Road To Take Selfie At Night In Awka- PHOTOS by ClitoPen: 7:56pm On Dec 21, 2017 |
And na untop flyover sweet pass for the flexing!? Una never see xmas deco before? |
Romance / Re: Guys Am New Here(pix Attached) by ClitoPen: 7:51pm On Dec 21, 2017 |
4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Guys Am New Here(pix Attached) by ClitoPen: 7:50pm On Dec 21, 2017 |
See name! |
Romance / Re: Guys, Check Out These Camel Toes!!! by ClitoPen: 7:46pm On Dec 21, 2017 |
U think ppl jump into any hole they see like you? Iberibe really ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Romance / Re: Guys, Check Out These Camel Toes!!! by ClitoPen: 7:37pm On Dec 21, 2017 |
Nwaiberibe: Get your vaseline ready! ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif) Was wondering what relationship you are establishing between camel toes and Vaseline till I saw your moniker! So it's normal for you... ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) |
Business / Re: Lady Saves N360k In A Gallon (Photos) by ClitoPen: 1:46pm On Dec 21, 2017 |
Austinoiz:
Hahahaha...look at this nameless clown throwing up empty boasts here and there. Wait, did I hear you say your DOG? Hahahaha. I know of one dog in your family and that's you. See this fool! U threw the empty boast and can't even maintain it to show how daft u are! Just like ur name:noiz!....You ve not been accepted in our league and you are claiming acquaintance! Pls we DONT associate with apes and failures and this ur claim and medals can't upgrade u to the manageable class either. Run along boy and find your fellow beggars. |
Business / Re: Lady Saves N360k In A Gallon (Photos) by ClitoPen: 12:38pm On Dec 21, 2017 |
Austinoiz:
Idiot, as a ranking Federal Civil Servant, I can feed you and your family without blinking an eyelid. So if you wanna be showing off your poverty, look for your type. Get off my mention, kid. See this Nonentity. Even security personnels classify themselves as civil servants! Ranking federal civil servant indeed! U just start work? E no dey reign again!! Is it your meagre salary that can barely feed you that you are looking for who to poison with? It's written all over your speech that you are more than hungry! Pls use it for you and your starving family to eat wat u r used to cos I don't eat from the bin! Even my dog can't taste wat you eat as a food!! Maggot. |
Business / Re: Lady Saves N360k In A Gallon (Photos) by ClitoPen: 12:09pm On Dec 21, 2017 |
Austinoiz: ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif)
Hater, she has to broadcast it so that smellymouths like u can imitate such laudable acts and be responsible for once. If it is a cleavage baring pic now, you'll rush to view it and probably hail her.
It will trip you cos you can't boast of such an amount in all ur time. So it's an opportunity to make sure have at least a savings of ordinary #100 except you are one of them hoping to prey on her...dummy |
Health / Re: Student Dies Hours After Her School's Teaching Hospital Deserted Her. by ClitoPen: 12:03pm On Dec 21, 2017 |
Al those involved will continue to get purnished |
Romance / Re: Guys This Must Stop In 2017 by ClitoPen: 11:52am On Dec 21, 2017 |
Lol...Is it your hand or your tongue that is being used |
Romance / Re: How Right Is The Man In The Photo by ClitoPen: 11:41am On Dec 21, 2017 |
His own no go pain reach the girl reply. Let him update it |
Romance / Re: It's A Man's World, Women Shut Up! by ClitoPen: 9:12am On Dec 21, 2017 |
Mrbolt555: u can never dominate man. impossible. the only thing you have power over some men is Sex. Luckily men are waking up so it's no longer a power. All hail Men! Who did this to you? 2 Likes |
Business / Re: Lady Saves N360k In A Gallon (Photos) by ClitoPen: 9:11am On Dec 21, 2017 |
And why is it being broadcasted? Tomorrow she will come to narrate a robbery incident 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: OMG! My How Do I Stop This Evil Affair? by ClitoPen: 8:16am On Dec 21, 2017 |
BabbanBura:
Thank you, wise Open Clit I wish u got the interpretation of that name but u r wrong! Don't even ask me to split it |
Romance / Re: OMG! My How Do I Stop This Evil Affair? by ClitoPen: 7:38am On Dec 21, 2017 |
BabbanBura:
E bi like say dem never agree to patronise your open clit last night. Abeg na mistake i come quote and have moved my quote to the OP. Is the clit still open? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) mumu |
Romance / Re: OMG! My How Do I Stop This Evil Affair? by ClitoPen: 7:34am On Dec 21, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: OMG! My How Do I Stop This Evil Affair? by ClitoPen: 7:32am On Dec 21, 2017 |
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Sports / Re: Which Tv Decoder Can I Buy Apart From DSTV, GOTV Nd STARTIMES by ClitoPen: 7:31am On Dec 21, 2017 |
TSTV |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Set To Tie The Knot With A 'stranger' by ClitoPen: 7:29am On Dec 21, 2017 |
They have met before and you still term the dude a "stranger" 1 Like |
Romance / Re: OMG! My How Do I Stop This Evil Affair? by ClitoPen: 7:27am On Dec 21, 2017 |
Complicated story with complicated people 3 Likes |
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Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Pictures Of Two Nairalanders by ClitoPen: 10:10pm On Dec 20, 2017 |
Na after trad una remember pre wedding pix....lovely though 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Nairaland / General / Re: Boy In Viral Photo-bombed Wedding Photo Has Been Found by ClitoPen: 6:34pm On Dec 20, 2017 |
Nice |
Fashion / Re: Can I Wear My Military Camouflage While In Nigeria by ClitoPen: 6:19pm On Dec 20, 2017 |
MrRemedy: No one will harass you, just make sure you are always moving with ur bandages in ur pocket, because ur ass** is gonna be hot after receiving whips and blows...
And for ur info, no 911 here.
Trust me[b] NO ONE WILL HARASS YOU[/b]. Hahahahhahahahha...what an advice 1 Like |