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Ditmars:
Alhaji's abnormally huge dick has totally scattered the hajia's pussy

She needs a co-worker to handle that bura

Exactly

Too much sex coming from her husband and she is tired, she needs help before her blokos go catch fire.

Smithkafors:
Why will you say that?..... He is just himself. You want him to pose with borrow pose

Abi oo

377:
I lost my phone to pick pockets this morning please how do i do a sim welcome back. I heard mtn is suspending any welcome back for now. please what can i do will i remain without phone till when the ban is lifted.
Urgent advice
Thanks

You will have to wait till the ban is lifted, which could be next yr. Call Ur bank to block Ur accts that are linked to that phone no.

I would love to say the financially stable man, but It's true things can change tomorrow, but in the main time, financial stability is good.

I am married to the man I love, but I would have loved financial stability cos I know the stress we have to go thru to meet all the numerous bills. Though God has been faithful oo

Infact follow your heart.

Tetehjewels:
Comment with some sense. Festac is home tithe FHA known as federal housing authority and there is absolutely no construction that goes on in festac without FHA approval.

They surely approved those buildings because they have been constructed for close to 20yrs now.

Probably a new administration took over there and decided to do this based on either personal interest or felt the plans and approvals were not proper

Me am thinking probably the property was on lease and the lease has since expired too bad. Many got notice and sold their shops to unsuspecting ones.

hakeem4:
Was the market in the master plan. You don't just build anything anywhere

The market was built by the Lagos state government and not the people

leisuretym:
You should learn to follow government master plan, so many shanties were destroyed last month and many are still going down, Lagos is not a place you come and build without approval, it's the same you screaming Lagos is a glorified slum , we thank you for calling our attention to it, and considering the level of insecurity now I think government need to take action, you all saw what happened there weeks ago when hoodlums chased away police men there..

You can not see a well laid out street and start building rubbish which is not in the plan, those are the things you guys did that disfigured festac. Festac used to be a beautiful place but not anymore

This your long post is not the case here. If you know 23road market you will know it has nothing to do with what you posted here. That market was built by the past oyinlola government. It's as organised as trade fair, this could be a lease issue

Womanizer:
Put her in jail say wetin happen?!

I am also surprised ooo

I now understand my husband's anger and rage most times, it comes from pain and thinking of how tomorrow will be.

Donjazzy12:
No fraudster can take money from your account without your ATM pin.

And you think the pin is a problem?

How can this moderator call this looting. This is not looting fey have just taken wat belongs to them, they saved the government the stress of paying people to share the items,

myBraine:
Typical Nigerian mentality.

Can't an accomplished politician prosper in peace again?

A man that singlehandedly built Lagos from scratch doesn't deserve to own a mansion. Now I know how backward people's reasoning are in this part of the world.

Wat do you mean by this comment? Was Lagos not in existence before he became governor? Don't you know how terrible and bad Lagos was when he was in power?
I beg oo

Mraphel:
Why are you fighting now no be the man's fault since cheating has been established kindly chase her out of your house and look for a fresh better, responsible puna.

No man owns a woman (women no be pet or car)

Are you sure of ur last paragraph, cos my hubby says he owns me and everything I have oo.

Prof0fficial:
what do you expect when you marry a pretty woman. I can't see myself getting jealous for my woman when I'm 100% more cute..

You will be shocked one day.

What of husbands that sleep around.

Epstein:
You want to claim your fathers pension?

How can that be possible?

I don't understand are you the one to claim it? Or should he dash it to the pension board?

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Are you the one to claim it?

August21:
I won't insult you but please read your comment again but this time doing very slowly.

I will say it again, it's her body, her cloth, her life, her decision.

As far as am concerned it's her body, she should be allowed to wear wat she likes afterall it's her body.

Made4naijaceo:
Good for him, enjoy yourself my guy, see better slim girl. Not Nigerian girls (like the one I'm already regretting marrying) that will come in and swallow everything and yield biggie belle over night

Divorce her and let her go na, stop punishing yourself and her also.

Heartheart:
Hi I just needed to bring this here. I am 22 years of age and I am not happy at all. My boy friend and I are in a long distance relationship. Not long perse. He is in lagos while I'm in abeokuta. I served in lagos so that's how we met and we got to spend quality time together.

Now since I've passed out I've been at home. I passed out in June. So it's been June that we saw last and now we're in august. He has been disturbing me to come visit him as it has not been easy staying alone, loneliness and all. I promised to visit him next week which also happened to be my birthday week. I have super strict parents but I still promised I will find my way.

I told them (parents) that I was travelling to visit a friend (girl). I could not tell them it was my boyfriend I was going to see because I knew deep down they wouldn't allow me travel to another city to see a guy. But my parents have blatantly refused that I cannot visit this girl. I had to tell my bf that I was not going to come. He was so sad and angry and he let me know he has wasted a lot of money preparing to surprise me for my birthday. He was so excited to see me and he had made a lot of plans. He told me he was disappointed in me and he doesn't think he can continue a relationship like this. Yes he comes to abeokuta sometimes but he mostly lodges in the hotel. He told me he can't continue lodging in the hotel that if I love him I will make effort. I tried to convince my parents they did not gree. Imagine, I told them I wanted to see a gf that they knew and they refused. What if I had told them he was a guy.

Pls guys how do u advise me to save my relationship, I'm in a tight spot right now and really sad.

You should have told them you have a job interview to attend. You are no more a child naa your mates Don marry finish.

This is don learn breaking and entering from small.

I use the best tissue in the market, I flush it down the toilet after every pee, Good and hygienic for me.

Ucee1999:
Today makes it 13 years you opened your nairaland account. Happy anniversary

Really thank you. That means it's 13yrs since I did NYSC.

Oji River Market, one December, I wanted to buy garden eggs, while pricing and selecting the ones I wanted, the seller who was actually chewing one of the garden eggs suddenly sneezed and guess wat, mucor filled saliva came out of her mouth straight unto the garden eggs on the table for sale.
She didn't even realise it, me I quickly took off I no buy again.

Stylekay:
Honestly I have lost reasons on why I should continue to stay alive. I can't continue again except there's an
intervention in form of help that should come my way. It's unfortunate but I can't continue like this again".

Good evening all, I made the above post recently and Nairalanders being kind hearted people quoted the post with so much words of encouragement and also discouraging me from taking any nasty decision. Truthfully speaking, I really need help and it's to start up something to help myself having not been able to secure a job as a graduate. I want to start a poultry farm having had experience about it. My challenge now is raising capital like up to 100 or 150k. Please I'll really appreciate any contributions from anyone towards achieving this. I understand you have your own problems that need finances, but please be of assistance to me. This is just a way to help myself and younger ones looking up to me. It will me out of the present depression and suicidal thoughts. Frankly speaking, I can't continue with my present state. I need some changes in my life. Thank you very much.

Acc. No.: 214 1171 386
Bank: UBA
Name: Samuel Friday

You must not work as a graduate, you can get a job from a supermarket or stores like that. If u r in Lagos walk round Alaba or trade fair market and you must land a job of 25 to 30k as a sales man. You can turn your self to a dry cleaner get people to give u their clothes to wash for a fee. There are so many odd jobs you can do to make ends meet. Being a graduate doesn't count for shit now. I am a graduate with a masters degree yet I know how I run around to sell Internet to people to make ends meet. If its critical apply to a supermarket and start working. Halogen is still looking for security men. Keep graduate pride aside and work like every other person

Those security men you see in banks many are graduates.

PureGoldh:
Dx news no shock me cos women have been causing kasala since the days of Adam and Eve

Same goes for men

lefulefu:
money can never make a woman loyal
if u like have zillion dollars..
if she wants to cheat she will cheat
Just divorce her and marry another slayqueen or just have a sidechic
good thing u have proof she commited adultry
at least with that proof in court u wont pay dat much in divorce settlements

Same goes for men.

Carchoice:
I was at shoprite yesterday evening, I bought other stuffs and 10 packs of durex condom. At the point of payment, all the stuffs I shopped were on the counter and all eyes were on it. I could hear murmurs and giggles. Even a lady I perceived to be a baby mama sef join dey laugh.

As a careless Nigerian that I am, I went back to the condom shelve and added 5 more packs. E shock them.

Why the hypocrisy? For the background they are sharing HIV and donating pregnancy here and there.

No mind dem mumu Nigerian youths.

Shedrack777:
and you think it's by your will or power? sis, it was the grace of God in your life

Of course its by the abundant grace of God.

Shedrack777:
Sis, just thank God for your free problem life. It's only when you're in a very critical/terrible situation/problem that you'll understand it was the grace of God that saved you from committing suicide

If only you know critical and embarrassing or would I say disgraceful situations I have been in, hum you will bow. But at each step of the way I always tell myself that tomorrow will be better afterall every one has problems. I make sure to walk with my head high, nobody can kill me all they can do is laugh and talk and move on to another topic later.