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thickscomputers:
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Yo mama is so fat that her clothes have stretch marks.

One of the greatest fear our married ladies is their husband eating outside.

There is this saying that the way way to a man's heart is through his tummy, but I will add my own that the way to man's heart is through is not only through his tummy but by also through what his eyes see before the food gets to his tummy.

You want your husband not to think of eating outside?

Why not try this...... see pic after the cut.

The man is worst than a fool.

But on the hand, i am just imagining how his dick could enter such a small girls thing. ??

jamace:
Well done, Mr marketer. However, note that the matter at hand is serious and you should address it.

Just this morning, I received 2 alerts from First Bank deducting various sums of my money as SMS charges. Those charges are too high for SMS charges. The most annoying part is that this deductions happen every month, so why are the charges that high?

I will suggest you take the complaints to any FirstBank branch closest to you or lodge your complaint to First Contact via firstcontact@firstbanknigeria.com

Gboliwe:
I just don't like firstbank at all. I made the singular mistake of opening a student Account with them years ago, I maintained that account until 2013 when one of the managers dealt with me so unpleasantly I had to withdraw all I had there leaving a balance of about N800. Ever since then, I have sent mails, went on face book, went to their office in my state of residence and also went to the particular branch where I opened the account during my school days, it's almost 2years and they still haven't stopped sending me annoying SMS alerts.

By the way, I went to branch where I presently reside to ask that they stop the SMSes as the account is already dormant, the incompetent staff on the table told me I could only do that at the originating branch tthe branch where I first opened the account). After several months, I was in that state and went to the yeye branch, filled forms and another incompetent staff on the table told me my number has been removed from their data base and I would no longer get any alerts from my dormant account. Na lie! It still comes. I sent them mails they have never replied. Went to their facebook page to complain, they didn't even respond at all.

They are a bunch of very annoying incompetent crass staff.

I understand your feelings about this but I quite disagree with you as regards your view of FirstBank staff as "annoying incompetent crass staff".

FirstBank has various channels for communication. I will also want to assure you that a lot has been put in place to give you a pleasant experience each time you interface with any of FirstBank's touch points. And the bank is currently working hard to ensure that your expectations are exceeded with every successive transactions.

I will suggest you give it a try, and try running your account again. I guess by now your account must have been dormant. You can easily reactivate your account by visiting any FirstBank branch closest to you with your ID card and utility bill. And don't forget to request for any of FirstBank's mobile money solutions, Online Banking, ATM cards and other value added servives that are in place to give you a seamless and interesting transactions.

Thank you.

You could have been the president if you're more intelligent.

donem:
Dullard

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source : http://streetgist.com/see-what-this-man-thinks-of-buharis-33-man-delegation-to-the-us/[/quote]Women, Okonjo and Deziani finished the previous administration. Without them ........

Same sex marriage is becoming very popular globally and some African countries seems to be relaxing their laws against such. As a Nigerian, what do you think will be the impact of same sex marriage on families (nuclear and extended) and would such impacts be positive or negative?

Please matured responses.

Their children will school abroad with stolen funds and they think something good will come out of such child.

Governance should continuation irrespective of the difference in persons or polical parties at the helm of affairs at any given point in time. Once the initiative is good and help ameliorate people's suffering, the successive administration should continue and complete it even though it was not started by them. Governance is a continuous process not at intermediate ideas.

brooklyn49:
cos all we see is old policies yielding positive results

If you lose your pen, see what will happen.

N550k?

A nation where rich thieves rape justice and poor innocents/petty thieves bear the full brunt of the law.
#stillwondering why I was not born in a country like Norway or Canada.

Famocious:
I am not surprised. ..this is Nigeria where rich ones can rapee justice!

So much for change !

thank you bro.
What is his contact?

davodyguy:
contact Malix

I have been buying satellite products from him since 2013 and no regrets

I am tired of all these sex cases. If it is not rape today, it will be defilement tomorrow or something else next.

What is actually the cause? Is it that the ladies are no providing the guyz with the necessary thing?

A-holes under serious threat.

GEJ come to our rescue.

I want to get Q sat decoder and antenna. Can anyone advise me of where to get it and how much it cost? i am in Lagos.

Decryptor:
Impressive! Igbo Kwenu!!

Why always Igbos?

AwesomelyMade:
Chei see beauty plus brain.

*kneels down*

Oh Lord, give me a woman that is both beautiful at heart and physically,
Woman don dey hungry me to marry, please take olodos and obiakpos away from my path,
Let that woman accept me for who and what I am,
I promise to be my best for her.
All these and more I ask in Jesus Name,
AMEN!!!!!!

Beyond prayers, open your eyes and select well.

WHEN WILL ALL THESE END?

Good evening house, I studied parasitology and currently work in the bank. I am passionate about HSE. And planning to take NEBOSH courses as soon as possible.

Please i will appreciate if someone can educate me on the career prospects in the field and the availability of jobs for the holder of such certificates. Thank you.

Students representing the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) yesterday emerged winners of the 2015 Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) national quiz competition for secondary schools.
The FCT team, made up of Andrea Dallacosta, Suleiman Ibrahim and Egbunu Mudi, scored 130 points to defeat five other schools that made it to the grand finale.
Students representing Lagos State scored 120 points to emerge second while the Katsina State representative scored 105 points to clinch third position.
The winners, according to the group managing director of NNPC, Dr Joseph Dawha, will get N250,000 each academic year as scholarship bursary from the NNPC to study at any institution of their choice. While presenting the winners with their trophy, Dawha said the increase in the amount for the scholarship was to demonstrate the NNPC’s commitment to the growth of science and technology education in the country. He noted that the competition which is in its 14th edition has produced highly talented students who are performing well in various universities.
He said, “Since the national quiz competition debut 14 years ago, it has helped in developing the interest of younger Nigerians in studying science and technology courses in tertiary institutions across the country and even beyond.As an institution, the NNPC believes that science and technology present limitless opportunities to bring development to our country and people and to make the nation much more relevant in the global economy.”
He maintained that the scheme has gone a long way in assisting the nation’s future leaders, particularly the children of the less privileged, to prepare in contributing their own quota to national development.

Students representing the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) yesterday emerged winners of the 2015 Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) national quiz competition for secondary schools.
The FCT team, made up of Andrea Dallacosta, Suleiman Ibrahim and Egbunu Mudi, scored 130 points to defeat five other schools that made it to the grand finale.
Students representing Lagos State scored 120 points to emerge second while the Katsina State representative scored 105 points to clinch third position.
The winners, according to the group managing director of NNPC, Dr Joseph Dawha, will get N250,000 each academic year as scholarship bursary from the NNPC to study at any institution of their choice. While presenting the winners with their trophy, Dawha said the increase in the amount for the scholarship was to demonstrate the NNPC’s commitment to the growth of science and technology education in the country. He noted that the competition which is in its 14th edition has produced highly talented students who are performing well in various universities.
He said, “Since the national quiz competition debut 14 years ago, it has helped in developing the interest of younger Nigerians in studying science and technology courses in tertiary institutions across the country and even beyond.As an institution, the NNPC believes that science and technology present limitless opportunities to bring development to our country and people and to make the nation much more relevant in the global economy.”
He maintained that the scheme has gone a long way in assisting the nation’s future leaders, particularly the children of the less privileged, to prepare in contributing their own quota to national development.

Haaaaaaaa, this is not the type of change I anticipated. Or has the promised change changed?

Who says a three legged ride can not be transformed?

YOURMAN:
Yea! Bt I'm 99 percent sure! He's cheatin

Have you gotten another place to stay? Its like you dont know how to mind your business...

carzola:
That looks like a merchedez G-wagon frame... i dont mean to be a bad belle..... good work buh zero originality.

And you that have originality, please design your own.

You see your life?