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As a married man who has had countless sex encounters over the years and realized no big deal in sex.

It's not a profitable interaction for me.

Don't get me wrong, if a lady is very beautiful/clean/disease-free and ready to pay me $500 for an interaction, sure, I might be tempted to re-consider but mostly I don't see what I stand to gain from random sex. Sure, body nor be firewood but I gat to use my brain to think and when the d*Ick wan rise at the sight of a beautiful girl, I use my brain to control it. many men are unfortunately controlled by their joystick, not me.

I cheated twice, once with a beautiful Taiwanese girl with a big breast who came unto me and the other time with a fine white girl.

I broke it off when they started loving up and wanted permanent relationships. The mumu Taiwanese girl was even trying to google Nigerian recipes on YouTube, she don find husband.

I was just trying to conduct an experiment, comparing and contrasting sexual experiences with different races of women to include in a book I was writing at the time. Nothing personal Ok.

Now, I am more mature and would rather hang out with my male friends where we drink, eat, and talk business all night at a bar than be tempted to hang out with a lady for sex where I give everything and get nothing in return. My life is mostly productive that way.

abba190:
jobs?

You create jobs.

You can make a killing with farming and lots of cheap labor. You can open a store or restaurant. Try to work and save a little money and then look for a good business you can do.

mariahAngel:
Hmm!

What's your wife's food specialty, if I may ask?
Which of her dishes do you look forward to her cooking it the most?

I love thick Egusi soup with unripe plantain flour semo.

The soup must have better stockfish(head and cord combined), dry fish(ASA and blackfish), and better ponmo with goat meats. Every single oloko i swallow must have an equal representation of all the above.

She is also creative with dishes. She could make calaba ekpankokor, Anambra bitter leaf soup, Yoruba efo riro/Ghegiri, and Amala.

Then the next week, she makes Indian butter chicken soup, Vietnamese Pho anh, Philipino Pansit with Seafood/Mexican Tacos, Italian Lasagna and you get the drift.

I love food from different nationalities and get tired when I eat the same thing no matter how good it is. She is also an excellent baker

likes to make a variety of dishes from different races from Yoruba Okro/seafood okro/Igbo okro.

I take food seriously like religion.

I feel no pity for the dead guy. He got what was coming for him. There was a video of the white girl slapping him in the elevator and he still continued. Nothing special about white ladies. I dated them but won't stay with them. They are so unpredictable and crazy!

This second they are loving up and wanting to give you all the styles, the next second they are crying and looking to kill or divorce you.

abba190:
Gambia

You have anything against Gambia?

Come see how we dey enjoy life here. The low population of less than 3 million, and Cheap accommodation.

mariahAngel:
You had better be a good cook then.

No, my wife is a good cook. a big reason for the marriage. Everything has to be perfect with my food or you are in big trouble.

Animegirl:
Words can't express how I weep for this country; my future lies in the hands of this nation.

As a young lady striving for success, it seems to be getting harder each day. Things are becoming more expensive, with an increase in the dollar exchange rate.

Life now is about surviving, not living.

Don't give up your dreams my dear and do not stop fighting for them.

All my life, it had always been my dreams to live Nigeria because I felt like I was born into the wrong country.

It took me five years to fight for it. I would spend hours every day researching into every country's Immigration system from UK HSMP to Netherland, Canada, Australia, New Zealand. I would write letters to embassies.
Eventuly it paid off and I am now a proud citizen of Gambia.

If I can do it, you can too.

mariahAngel:
Hahahahaha
I remember him instantly killing the excitement for me on that thread, after reading through.

I can't cook for someone like sukkot o, because there's no telling what I might do if he dares to criticize my food.

I hope he does not (will not) give his wife too much wahala sha.

I like to criticize food o. My mom was never comfortable until i have I have.
She was always worried a out my comments.
She said I threw a full cup of tea away when i was 2 after tasting and it was not sweet.

Its an habit i grew with. I would rather starve than eat bad food and everyone knowes me for that.

I live in Ikotun Egbe and work in Lekki. I spend N600 every day on transport.

N300 go and N300 come. I know a short cut that saves on transpot cost.

I nor dey do pass myself.

Zero.

Work from home

Dtruthspeaker:
When you finish eating do you keep on eating because the bible said kill and eat?

Your response has nothing to do with the Bible. Are you a Christian? Do you believe the Bible?

wunmi590:


Don't cause wawulence on this forum

I come in peace egbon mi!

Still camapaigning are we?

ShobayoEmma:
Can any good news come out of APC government? only God knows.




Tinubu, a bad man with good intentions

How do you know his intentions.

Benzigler:
I have stopped commenting on Fubara issue from the day he signed that stupid peace agreement with Tifnibu, Tifnubu will never sign that agreement if he find himself in Fubara shoe. I would rather choose to be disgraced out of office than to sign that nonsense. 98% Nigeria politicians are opportunist ... that country is a mess.

Fubara na big time mumu guy! Ehie would be regretting standing up for him

Ogbeni, I nor mention any name o. I come in peace!

Even the CBN governor looks CORN-FUSED!

brain54:
Nice panties...

Lol!

jaszplus12:
Na waaaaa ooooohhh!
For me, it's not the labor pains, just that emotional input surrounding bringing up children! People overlook it but it's a very serious matter! If not balanced, one can go mad!
I was praying for two, but when I had the first I told myself it's ok...but you know women!

You are a very wise man!

brain54:
I see what you did there...

No mind me o jere!

I am waiting for the next thread when he buys ogiri Okpein in bulk to come show Nairalanders.!

..

BoldBrainz:
And you're acting yours?

You keep downplaying the feelings of other Nigerians on nairaland by supporting the terrible and damning policies of those in government because your guardians are shielding you from the harsh realities of life out in the streets, and you feel it's okay?

At your age you have decided to be blind to the truth by making nonsense of the legitimate concerns of suffering Nigerians, simply because you don't even know how it feels like to pay something as minute as light bills. You don't know the cost of garri in the market. You don't know what it means to wake up every morning without any hope of what to eat. All you do is come on nairaland, fool around and provoke people, despite how you're in your late 20s and you think it's normal?

Stop gaslighting people! Nigerians are suffering. Stop this Asiwaju nonsense because there is no longer any humour to it. A dollar is now 1,520 naira. A crate of eggs is 4K. A carton of standard noodles is 7,500 naira. But you have no idea because you don't even know the road to the market.

Don't abuse what privileges life has accorded you! Act your age and be sensible enough to show empathy for once in your silly life!

Stop giving relevance to that ignoramus!

I can bet my scrotum she is still collecting pocket money from a parent or husband.

She gat nothing upstairs based on her antecedent on this forum.

She is the female version of that mumu Templarlandry!

nairalanda1:
Maybe, but at the end, it would have been better to vote out APC for non-performance, and see what others can do. If they mess up, we vote em out, and bring back APC. Maybe it would make them political elites sit up, maybe not. But at the end, change had to come, and bringing in tinubu was not the answer.

This is what you get when you reward failure.

APC failed and destroyed Nigeria within a short span of 8 years and Nigerians have rewarded them with another 8 years.

By the time Tinubu finish with Nigeria after 8 years, they will be deporting Nigerians from Somalia.

EreluRoz:
Others wouldn't have done better, this is the bitter truth. We are not ready for the true change, you can't go and repackage a renowned thief and turn him to an overnight messiah and expect Nigerians to support him. Like I said we are all not ready for a true change.

Keep quiet. What do you know!

EBI NPA WA O!

At the same time, bobo Chicago is chilling in France after unleashing the great tribulation on Nigerians!

I never knew the anti-christ would be a Nigerian!

Is God not wonderful!

yewit37486:
Nigerians depend on items majority of which are imported because local production is not economical or viable, so they would naturally be concerned about the exchange rate. Duh.

Seems you've missed the memo. The average Nigerian is struggling with BASIC needs, before we even talk about them meeting all their needs. It's not easy to be a government defender these days, I salute your courage in continuing to do so against all odds. Kontinu. It comes around eventually.

You dey educate the dullard.

He is asking a brainless question like he did not realize Nigeria is sn import dependent country.

Tareq1105:
Lala trupu, ile lon bo.

I pity those trading in dollars bcuz they would suffer very soon.

Continue the pity ok .

O ma ka loju e!

GBPUSD:
The second most religious nation on earth. They'd rather keep praying than think of a solution.

So unfortunate you can't choose your country before birth.

Life is not fair.

My brother. Religion has done so much damage to the minds and mentalities of the average Nigerian, expecially the womenfolk who love their pastors so much.

Next, they will tell you it is signs of the end time.

SirLakes:
Seems the it will favour me and my family crew are now tired of the favour

The shege banza go reach everywhere, e go touch everybody

It will favour me and my family. I just exchanged money.
I am patently waiting for 3000N/1$

Jennyclay:
are you not earning salary abi you don’t have a job

Biko, allow the rich men spend their money in peace! They are not a like you that use just a piece of boiled egg to celebrate Christmas!! . Stingy ko ko!!

Shame!!!

Rich man because he bought beans and tomatoes!

Tommorow, he will open a new thread with the topic " See the pant I bought for my wife yesterday"

Acme45:
your comments is the best so far.you said it all

You compare a dead, religious and hypocritical country with citizens who mostly liabilities to an industrious and hard working country like South Korea?

Even your president don jackpa go France to escape the hellish existence back home.

Where is my 2x 4 make I
knack somebody.

jaszplus12:
Did you get her consent before vasectomy? Women are flick o, she fit begin worry you for baby...and blame you for doing what you did!
She go tell you say na you dey do the labor?

Consent ke. I should have done the vasectomy 4 years earlier.