₦airaland Forum

Twaci:
Can't u use one roof to build two houses?

EfemenaXY:
Cococandy - been meaning to ask you...

You ready for the D-day? All packed and ready? Just remember if you're unsure of anything, you can always give us a shout. Happy to help.

In the meantime, hope mami and omomo are doing well?

Yes. Almost ready.

She's learning karate in there.

EfemenaXY:
I did find the PVC gloves thing strange too.

Would you believe me if I told you that I bought 2 years worth of Huggies disposable nappies for my baby when I was 6 months pregnant? And this was on the assumption that the baby would use no less then 5 nappies a day.

Hehehe.
I can imagine.
I guess some of those things tend to be exaggerated though.

See your life?

Okokporo

You will soon develop high B.P over this matter.
Mtchew.

mayowa122:
If the city no fine una go blame the government, after learning that he paid salaries last week you still say this is a waste of resource, with people like you Nigeria will not grow.

He didn't pay any fvcking salaries.
Stop lying. Eesh!

If he chose a handful of people to pay (that's if at all he did) does that justify you guys coming out here to whitewash his image.

To start with, Why should any decent human being with a conscience owe other humans with families and dependents for months on end? What was his plan for their survival except an obvious callousness and wickedness permeating from the depth of his soul which shows that he cares not if they die or live?
And you're here yarning rubbish.

NORAD:
Thanks so very much for this list. Now I'm forced to show this thread and your list to my wife. But these items are killing! Which of these can one do without? Just kidding.

That list pass the 100k o.
Just saying.

@bold, very risky.

So to save money, one should take such a big risk?

VintageCocktail:
The fvcking washing machine( wash your babies cloth in the morning while wife wash in the evening, these guys changes cloths like models.....puke, sh!ts,urine, is either that or you buy) and I didn't see packets of detergents there for the washings.

, cot ( rooming in and bedding in is the norm so that Mom and baby can be together, it is essential for exclusive breastfeeding to be successful and sorta prevent sudden infant death syndrome or cot death but unless you and your wife have bad sleeping position then please buy)

car seat ( carry your baby and encourage wify to seat at the back not safe but it will serve by his grace)

wardrobes ( Get a Ghana must go back until you can afford it)

steriliser ( gotta practice exclusive breastfeeding or else you buy, we don't want baby getting gastroenteritis)

ujoatu:
Yes! As at last week. The remaining will be paid this week.
Verify that yourself. No one should depend on hearsay.

Liar.
Which workers did he pay?
Has he paid health workers? Mtchew.

ifyalways:
Now that's whatsup!
Did I add " netflix" to my omugwo to-do list? Coco, take note.

Edwife, Glad to see you around.

EfemenaXY:
Lol! How could we miss that one?
Coco knows I can't do without my epic Nollywood movies. I must be transcended back in time to over 300 years ago! Infact, Ify - your head dey dia wella

Netflix dey na.

Ha Jesu !

Fulaman198:
Because culture in our part of the world dictates that we are the head. Men are in no way superior to women. Physical strength doesn't make a man superior to a woman.

Crying does not show weakness but emotion. If another human being is suffering and you cry for that human being, it actually means you have a soul or a heart. Don't mistake kindness for weakness. If someone sees another person suffering and isn't crying, I question that persons heart and view them as wicked.

MCMLXXVI:
NO HE DID NOT. THE PLACE IS STILL THE SHITHOLE IT WAS; WITH THE ONLY BRIGHT SIDE BEING THAT THIS IS THE DRY SEASON.
IF THOSE AREAS ARE LEFT UNATTENDED BY NEXT YEAR, WE'RE IN TROUBLE.

that man and his supporters will reap the rewards of the evil they commit against imo indigenes.

Daplux4:
Go and check very well most of them hv been paid and all the workers will be paid before 31 dec

liar. Gosh.

He should pay workers.
You can't owe a civil servant more than 10months salary and tell them to be happy you put up Christmas tree in the city center.
What a load of bullshyte.

Anyone that supports this man's evil will partake in the curses following him now.

Good for them.

EfemenaXY:
I like this.

Ify, I follow you for back do the modern Omugwo. Coco - you've now got two visitors.

Eddy merry xmas to you too. Lyndaroyce& Byvan I see you both.

Now where is Chillisauce?

You're both very welcome.

Chilli is chasing paper. I can assure you that if you fall from her bank statement right now, it will result in a compound fracture.

kaeforum:
If na u will u restrain urself when ur wife decides to become ugly, shapless and fat, increasin her waist size from 30 to 44, with body and mouth odor.

Talk true u will start torpedoing other women including her niece that lives with u.

oh please shut up.

When I reported this to my parents, it was then they told me that he had attempted To Molest one of my nieces but that they kept the case secret because they did not want to ruin our home, Ezekiel being a pastor

Mtchew. Silly people.
Which home were they trying not ruin?
Like it wasn't already ruined by his foolishness?

Trying to molest one's niece-in-law. What kind of atrocities won't people cover up just to protect image.

Well I don't know sha.
Maybe uk is easier.
Here it cost a ton except you have awesome health insurance (and that costs too) . But is the saving grace of most people. And you're sure of superb healthcare.

Lol@gloves. SMH. I've even heard some ridiculous stories about expecting mothers in some hospitals in Nigeria being told to pay for electricity and stuff like that.

Onegai:
O baby, don't talk that o! At least you can clip coupons, go for sales and wholesale clubs and you'll get some free stuff. In Nigeria, the only free thing you will get is some immunization at certain government hospitals in certain states. The day i heard of a mum told to buy latex gloves before she comes for ante-natal checkup was the day I swore I'd run any politician over with a car. Even that list above, they told the OP's wife to buy latex gloves.

When we went for first immunization in a Nigeria and they told us the price, I blinked and asked them if it was for ALL her shots. It was with shaking legs I walked back to my seat that day.

Happy holiday to you too dear.

EnlightenedSoul:
Lol, exactly. I like how you phrased the bold. Irony of life.


Hey you. Happy holidays btw, folks

Coco, you don't even know. Back in Egypt, it was actually common for women over there to opt for anal sex in pre-marital relationships in an effort to try keeping their virginity for the guy they eventually married. Anal is completely haram (forbidden) in Islam, so they were essentially committing the completely 1000% haram sin of anal sex to keep themselves from committing the permissible-under-certain-circumstances (well, marriage) act of regular PIV sex. Irony that.

OP congrats man. Thumbs up.

All the posters above me have said it all.
If you have the money, do the best for your child.

Not that 'I can't part with 100k this xmas attitude'.

And while you're at it, thank god you're having your baby in naija (expense-wise. Don't know about healthcare-wise).
Pikin no be joke o.

EnlightenedSoul:
Smh. The existence and popularity of such a product (and others like it) tells us the following:

1) Abstinence-based education is a complete and utter failure: Need I say elaborate?
2) People prefer the mask of deception to the pure and simple truth: I'm not at all convinced it's foolproof, and thus I have to believe that the men are playing along too, lol. Imagine that.

MrsPhyno:
Lol the men kinda cause it so they better play along...
Also shows hypocrisy. Cause even some ppl who's families and religions don't demand death as the price for losing the virginity, some of them are still virgins. It's now these ones who can be put to death at any time that are running around looking for fake hymens?

Loool.

Y'all said it all.

CoolUsername:
Biologically, men produce the same amount of tears as women.
Telling a man not to cry in front of a lady is just a social construct.
All I know is that a real man should be brave enough to express emotions because a real man does not TRY to be real man.

Gbam

I love me a man who's real enough to cry if he feels like it.
It's not weakness. At least to me.

Very stupid

edwife:
Hey sweetheart,it is well thanks dear.

xoxom

Chillisauce i see you...remain you.

cococandy,efe,ifyalways hello ladies.

Merry Christmas,i love this season,everyone is so kind(in my world of course).

Hello Edwife.

Merry Christmas too.

salsera:
Arrears ke! You are just in time.
It's today. The 19th

Thanks

You're welcome

soonest:
Nice one lyndaroyce.

Where's Cococandy and Beremx. They use to be here sometimes.

right here mama

LyndaRoyce:
U welcome. ......
Cococandy should be fine......*whispers* hopefully, she will be here soon....
Dear How re u nd family?
Compliment of the season

I'm fine o.
Compliments of the season

You scarce pass dollar right now.
How have you been?