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What a waste

Who trained the snake?

You will be greatly misunderstood.
And misinterpreted on this thread.
It's a controversial one.

Wait for it.

hpk:
have no fear, you won't die!

haha I know.
It's been a while ago. If I no die then, nothing dey happen now.

It's just the yuck factor. You Know. Eww things

Gosh. And I've even eaten that chocolate royal located in admiralty way lekki a while ago.

Just feeling like I ate shit now.

spykid014:
Brunch yesterday.
My first try at gizdodo. Very yummy!
Some people eat it alone, but I had to add white rice to use it as a sauce and to balance the taste as the gizdodo alone was tooooooo sweet. Bliss!!! #Foodie #Foodgang lol

that looks great

mizjules:
I will not really blame her... No one knows the trauma she's been through having to birth a child fathered by her own father!

what happened to abortion?

She's to blame 100%

Since abortion (unless it is done to save the life of the pregnant woman) is illegal in Nigeria, how can those of them who want to have abortions legally do it?
Will an exception be made for them?
It's high time they reviewed such laws.

That said, I feel very bad for them and wouldn't wish such on my enemy.

nobody should feel like they are in a position to dictate to these women how to handle this horrifying ordeal or judge them for whatever decision they take about it.

dinachi:
I have been in a loving relationship for six years now. So don't need no babe. Focus on the issues though.

if hers doesn't stink,
why are crying on our behalf?

dinachi:
How can this solve the rotten puccy syndrome that is threatening to become a national emergency?
Be serious Na.

I'm being serious.

See forge forge story.

If it were true, then I can tell her she's not staying for her kids. She's staying because she's xtupid.
If she dies, who will then take care of the kids?.

When you're keeping friends that encourage you to poison another human being, why won't you keep acting senselessly.
It appears that from the husband to the wife to the friend, there's no sane human being in this fictitious story.

RedBenson:
Dat one na question abi na wetin?

Ben Carson hapum aka.

BoboYekini:
Redbenson is so perceptive walahi. I say he's the genius here, not thesonofmark. Those of us who didn't put much thought into making up our usernames ought to be ashamed. Imagine I'm namesakes with Rashidi Yekini.

right?

TheSonOfMark:
You emulsion-paint-face-coated dimwits are sure clowns. You took a cue from my 'victims' - you tapped out. Lucky you.

Work on your spellings though. It's awful.

Take one bottle. You've earned it.
Who says hardwork doesn't pay?

At least now I know your moniker. The notice-me you've been doing has finally paid off.
You're a lesson in "never give up on your dreams"

Gosh

dinachi:
Where did I insult you now? Anyways I expect you as a champion of women rights to speak up on this issue and encourage fellow women to clean up. Dinach is not your problem. Focus on the issues.

actually you didn't insult me.

You do have an issue with ladies' puccies though.
It has always been a theme in your posts.
you need not pretend your friend was telling you about his girl's puccie. #awkward.

This your thread is just one more avenue to vent against this particular part of the body that makes you angry for reasons best known to you.

That is the problem we need to all join hands and work on. How may we help you Di Di?
If I find one sexy babe for you, will you drop this your campaign?

It is MACK truck.

olodo

I guess you're great too because you're namesakes with Ben Carson.

RedBenson:
Mark is superior, mark is paramount, mark is uncompetitive, mark is classical, mark is great and so on and so forth. First, biblically, mark is famous. Never heard the book of "mark" chapter..., verse...?

Secondly, a mere mention of "mark" in Nigeria, a kindergarten kid would tell you who he is...a senate president.

Thirdly, a truck called "mark truck" for heavy duty commercial activities is one product incomparable to all others. Its efficiency and durability is zero to none.

Fourthly, "Mark" Zuckerberg, the creator and owner of facebook of which you use is one of the greatest men ever known in the history of mankind. There is just this greatness being associated with anything "mark" and thesonofmark we have here indisputably has started showing that trait of greatness. What else do you wanna hear about mark? Dont bite him for being great i beg.

Freecocoa, cococandy, firsteva, khia, sophyrocks etc, hope you all have read this?

That site looks nice.

I'll check it out. Thanks

naijababe post: My recipes come from here, but mean green is quite a popular recipe. Every one adapts to their taste, like I did this morning.

https://juicerecipes.com/recipes/

dinachi:
Can I really say I am disappointed? Never! Your contribution is very monotonous. No variations. It is all about being fixated on puccies and never about women like you who stink to high heavens due to bad hyiegene and medical issues or both. Like I suspected, you are out of touch with reality on this issue. Your best bet keep down there clean, your husbands deserves it and God knows many men also do.

Your vocabulary no pass like this.
Is there anytime on nairaland that your preferred method of insult on a lady does not involve her puccie. That's all you know.
C'est finis

I'd bet my DooneyandBourke that when someone asks you your name, the first thing that comes out of your mouth is "dinachi puccie"

My brother take am easy.

At least they rode on bicycles.
Seems more sensible to me.

Those ones walking that distance can't convince me they have their senses intact

RedBenson:
Yes! Very very against the ethics of men...African men. You've got a prob with that?

no. no problem at all.

You're the ones with the problem. The African men that can't handle their national issues, hoping on other nations to do it for them but remember they are men and leaders when it comes to plate matters. How is the African man better than other men of the world that we no go hear word for una? Yet with all the years of male dominant leadership, we are heading nowhere.

You guys need to rearrange your priorities.
Too many irrelevant things takes your time and productivity.

Anyway back to viewing and laughing mode.

You're so hung up on women's pu55ies.
You hardly type 3 posts without the third referring to someone's puccie.

Today it's your friend's girlfriend's puccie.
Every other time, it is some nairaland ladies puccie you're insulting or stylishly longing for

We know it feels good to get back in there but man chill.

This is getting out of hand.

naijababe:
My fellow juicing enthusiasts, the juicing station forever representing

Parsley, spinach, one apple, some papaya, ginger, 2 celery stalks and a quarter cucumber

Naijababe, Look what I found today.

And on the first page, I saw your first mean green juice that I was admiring (well almost). It seems you have it too.

Do you?

Lekwa monkey

Pls I'm not in the mood to be amused right now.

#Redbenson'swiseman

TheSonOfMark:
I just saw this mention notification along with the others. Blame it on last night's poor receptivity by my network provider (Glo).

It's no secret that I continually floor these folks with my typo-eloquence.



[b] RedBenson: I just saw this mention notification along with the others. Excuse my belated reply. Blame it on last night's poor network receptivity by my network provider (Glo).

It's no secret that I have continually floor these folks from the first minute I became a registered user on this forum. I especially like to slay the (pseudo-)feminists. There are several more like me who entrap them with their own arguments and force them into tendering monosyllabic replies here and especially on Chimamanda Adichie's Facebook page. We do this every time. Piece of cake. I've got respect for her achievements though but her seeming ultra stance need to be constantly fine-tuned.

Lest I forget, sir, thanks for the compliment(s).
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FirstEVA: So, 'Mademoiselle' , what would you have me do? Stoop to your stratum of mediocrity? Lump myself with these folks to satisfy you and your ilk? It's not my fault you haven't invested time to develop your vocabulary, is it? I guess my typo-eloquence makes you feel inferior. That should explain your incessant tantrums about me picking on your inordinately articulated sentences and poor spellings.

You lots castigate those whose command of the anglo lingua is poor then turn around to appellate those whose mastery of it is way above yours as vainglorious and showy. You see? You really are the kidult here since your priorities are transient.
Don't hate this player, dude, hate the game.
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Cococandy and Freecocoa: Well, your names are somewhat similar so it isn't surprising that your levels of intelligence quotient are at the very nadir. And, Free cocoa, are these the guys whom you wanted to call upon for back up? They can't even spell to save their lives. You hangs are one sure group of faded Gypsies. You all should be on a caravan.





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Khiaa, if dimwits had a country you and your lineage would have started a dynasty. You are the worse of them all. Switching between playing the victim and launching dead balls. I couldn't help but notice you are psychotic. When you eventually tapped out by asking me not to quote you anymore , I reckoned you'd reached your wits limit. No need flogging a dead FEMALE DOG.





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What is mysterious about a crash

May he rest in peace.