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Idowuogbo happy birthday. How old are you now?

LOL@ people who are getting all worked up over stereotyping ish.
I can swear no one has ever said as much evil about ijebu folks as they have about mbaise people.
In fact our own bashing thread was a mile long and graced front page like a best seller novel for days.

Yet me and my darling edwife and brother dailynews were unperturbed.

No dey fear

shizzle11:
.With the way you looking for an ijebu bestie, i fear you may hire one to do the job if your man faulters


but most woman do that already naa, you sounded like you wanted something more severe/drastic

No.
I don't have such liver.


Kick to the curb. More like.

shizzle11:
kill

By 'rid' you mean?

shizzle11:
but then you feel the best punishment for an unfaithful man is to 'get rid' of him, am i right? going by your comments so far

Yes darling. Dey my front in case I find trouble. So I can hide behind you

edwife:
Yes cococandy,looking for moi

Why would I want to get rid of a faithful man?

shizzle11:
why exaclty are you looking for them? to teach you how to get rid of a faithful man i guess?

come to the backyard.

crackhaus:
Time and place

They are wise women. That's why

damiso:
Yes they are..I don't know about the brutual when crossed o but really who won't be brutual when you have built a home with all you have and then the man (mostly the muslim part openly and the 'christians' codedly) goes and marries one sugar cane legged gal as second wife

Am all for openess in marriage but there is a reason why the older generation ijebu women acquired properties(thus becoming landladies coogar ) in their names and that of their children.

Why will there be issues before?

You sef [] dwell in peace

pickabeau1:
Obviosly that was to lighten the mood....It is well.....

Dwell in peace...

No issues..

If you have anything to add why not go ahead?

As for you. Yes you. Face your front well well

prove it.

crackhaus:
I know you that well, so yea I sensed it...

And I'm still a good friend, whether you like to admit or not

Run for ya life.
Edwife is my assistant

coogar:
chimoooooooooooooooo!!!!!

So you don't appreciate me being nice.

TrollMan:
You can quit trying to be nice and let it all out. It's safe to say you hate having a decent conversation.

Ada mbaise 1

coogar:
so cococandy is from mbaise?

You've not been a good friend.

I'm surprised you can even sense the negativity.

I thought you blocked out.
The gods are on your case.

crackhaus:
Carry your negative energy today far away from me, I beg you

Ijebu women sound so much like mbaise women.
Going by what you and coogar are saying.
I believe both of you.

Wonderful creatures but brutal when crossed.

damiso:
Why are you maligning my people like this naa?

Ijebu women are the best wives you can ever get. Hardworking, fiercely loyal, industrious (a real asset to your family finances she can double your family income as they are often entrepreneurial), caring,accomodating (she won't chase your family away ), classy, educated, etc etc
I know I am biased but pls don't buy into rhis stereotype coogar is spreading.

Eeeso omo alaare

Erm we know.
So?

crackhaus:
It's only a matter of time before the feelings of loneliness, pain, and grief begin to sink in for the newly widowed woman.
At that point it won't be about how her husband cheated but more about what she did wrong to deserve this present unfortunate situation.

Widowhood especially with kids who are still growing and in need of their father, is not something ANY woman will be indifferent about and/or take lightly regardless if her late husband cheated or not.

If the people you're apologizing to can't read this what's the point?

I was waiting for you to confirm that you're from ijebu. But you said you aren't. So no wahala.


I'm looking for an ijebu bestie
Stone cold babes (according to coogar)

SAMBARRY:
And what about sambary, ehen loretta?

What do you hope to gain trying to engage me in a proper conversation?

I didn't ask for your opinion about my post did I?
Have you had breakfast today?

TrollMan:
What I'm going to do about it?... Is that it. You sound too ludicrous for a proper conversation.

Chai tpia is more than I can handle

Aluta na my babe so all I need is to take it to the next levels now.

Sambaryy eh?
Ok.

coogar:
tpia
sambarry
alutacontinua

Sounds like my kind of women.
Do you know any ijebu lady I can befriend?

I don't need anymore soppy,wimpy,jelly-brained female friends.

coogar:
from what i have been able do gather through extensive research, i think the other clans in yoruba are just envious of the ijebus first & foremost. they are the richest in yoruba, the most enlightened & they had first hand transaction with the white men back in the days.

another angle to it is - they benefitted immensely during the slave trade era. they set their own toll-gate and they were ruthless in taxing any slaveowner taking slaves to lagos port. all slaveowners must pass through ijebu to get to lagos back in the days.

the other accusations are stinginess, occultism, jujuism & the myth that their women are a poisoned chalice. their men have no issues at all(apart from love of money, stinginess, etc) according to my research but their women are a double-edged sword.

an ijebu woman is ready to push a newspaper vendor to the senate through her vast connections but if he betrays her via infidelity, womanising or having a love-child outside the marriage, the punishment is death!

believe it or not, this bit seems true. the ratio of ijebu landlords to ijebu landladies is about 1 to 20. so you are in safe hands marrying an ijebu chic provided all the terms agreed before the marriage are respected. if you default, you have bought yourself a first class ticket to lucifer.

No I don't feel anything for a woman who gave her daughter to various gangs of men to molest for years.

What are you going to do about it?

TrollMan:
Kill Her? How can you easily say something as this?
You don't feel anything saying this, you ain't different from her.

.

So the mother in law determines what happens in their marriage?

Ok so what do they want us to do for them now?

That guy is funny

Kunleskey:
usa flower

I find this OP funny


Nice job dude. Soup looks good

7 police men?
Jeez!
What a shame