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Majority?


How many female posters here said naija men have small kini.
Abi 2-3 people is what counts as your majority eh?

pickabeau1: if naija men have small members as being espoused by the majority of the female posters here
And most of them are naija ladies married to naija men.. hmmmm

So therefore ...

I meant the robbers.
How do they concieve such evil in their minds?
Na wa

DukeNija: I swear down @ Op must be a sadistic mofo.

How do they come up with these sadistic things?
Evil beings

My husband no go gree you

SAMBARRY: are you talking to your mother in law like that?

If you don't give me grandchildren particularly male I will replace you with another geh

The fat is real o.
I've been eating more than I used to.

Me that used to eat a bite before.
Now I dey download full plate.
Plus no work out.

It is well.

beeevan: Amen , the weight you see in the mirror might be in your mind though, it happens to me a lot . Sometimes I see a puffy face in the mirror, only to check days later and see my cheek bones. Food dey sweet walahi!

Oh dear.
I think I've had enough naughtiness for one day.
Let me go sleep.

EfemenaXY: Even Chinko??

Nah, that can't be right. I know this is generalising, but generally speaking, bums can be classified into 3 broad categories:

~ Concave / outward protruding Ikebe - your average African brother

~ Straight Mirror / a.k.a flat, pressed, Ikebe - your average European

~ Convex / inwardly shrunken - Chinko, average Asian...

So, how can someone in category 3 sport a huge mkpulu??

Ok

Yields: The only way someone would misinterpret his message (b/c of two words, words which're perfectly fine) is if they do not read the full post nor understand it/the parts they managed to read.

Your first comment itself shows you fall into this category because what you stated isn't even what he said. And if you had understood it you would've known that him saying "children need to be frustrated at times" doesn't go against what he's preaching at all.

You know na.
This is NL. Before someone will say I'm condoning child abandonment.

Goodnight you

Obinoscopy: Just in case what?

I got him very well the first time.
No need to explain.

Just pointed out how his choice of words in those 2 sentences can make someone else misinterpret his message.

Yields: -He never said that "children's happiness don't matter" but that their happiness shouldn't be a be-all-end-all in terms of how the parents raise them. In other words, just because they might not be happy with a particular decision of yours shouldn't mean they should get their way, while you forfeit doing what's actually right. Sometimes you've to put you foot down and say "NO", even if it won't make the child happy. You don't always have to give in to what they want; they don't always have to get their way.

-Him saying "children need to be frustrated at times" just means they should face problems once in a while. Let them problem-solve their way through things or give them tasks to complete. For example, if a kid wants a bike, instead of the parents just buying it for him/her, they can get the child to complete certain chores around the house and work for the money.

Both.
It depends on the woman in question anyway.

orbis: Now is it a question of the length or the thickness of the tool?

Seeing has never harmed anyone before.

edwife: Odikwa risky o

Unless you mean gargantuan ones.(Abnormally big sized)
There's no way a good D will make a woman cheat on her husband.

orbis: The Larger Your Penis, The More Likely Your Wife Will Cheat Says New Study
Taryn Hillin The Huffington Post 04/23/14 05:16 PM ET
Men often view having a large member as a symbol of strength and sexual prowess. But it turns out, when it comes to keeping a woman satisfied, bigger may not be better.

Contrary to popular belief, a new study out of Kenya found that husbands with larger joysticks were more likely to be cheated on by their wives (shocking, we know).

For the study -- published this month in PLOSOne -- researchers interviewed 545 married couples in Kenya in order to better understand their relationship habits and, more specifically, to identify factors which contributed to women having extramarital affairs.

Researchers asked both partners to self-report the male's erect penis size (they had a 15 inch ruler on hand for reference). Then, if there were differences between the estimates (which there were), they either took the average of the two or went with the estimate from the partner who was less likely to fib.

What they found was rather shocking:

"Every one inch longer penis increased the likelihood of women being involved in extra-marital partnership by almost one-and-half times," the researchers wrote. "Women associated large joysticks with pain and discomfort during sex which precludes the enjoyment and sexual satisfaction that women are supposed to feel."

In fact, one woman interviewed for the study told the researchers the following: "Some penis may be large yet my vagina is small, when he tries to insert it inside, it hurts so much that I will have to look for another man who has a smaller one [penis] and can do it in a way I can enjoy."

According to the study, 6.2 percent of the 545 females had affairs during the six-month study. Other factors that increased the likelihood of women straying outside the marriage included domestic violence, being denied sex or denied preferred sexual position, being under age of 25 and a lack of sexual satisfaction.

Researchers focused on female infidelity specifically because of the prevalence and spread of HIV among women in the region. Researchers felt if they could identify reasons for unprotected sex, they might better prevent it.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5200248

Ahh. Ife n'eme.
So how can one meet congolese guys people?


_{it's not what y'all think. Just for seeing is believing sake.only seeing}

edwife: Do you think their dance moves are for nothing?even their ladies waist no be here o

I'm not excusing abandoning one's baby.


_{just in case}

Obinoscopy: Whether she abandoned the baby or she cut the baby, it's still the same. She's a wicked person. If that baby dies, she is among the murderers.

You mean well but your choice of words can make your message not so palatable to readers.

Saying the children's happiness don't matter
And that they need to be frustrated at time goes against what you're preaching.

I get it though.
Just saying it can be misinterpreted.

You don't mean it.
Na super women go dey carry those ones o.

edwife: Confirm with authority.

Ask jennykadry

I heard congolese men are the kings in that region anyway?

Can anyone confirm?

never

Shahensha: so all of una don dey claim sey una no dey prepare or havent prepared any burnt offering before? pls if u hav do well to post some of the pics

She's blessed.
Me small thing I begin to add weight.

My oga will soon bring out iron hand and insist I hit the gym.
That's what I need.
Iron hand.

Chillisauce: Lol. Beeevan is skiny doh right from time. Anyhow she eats, it goes straight to toilet. No fat for that body.

safari girl: . For all the nonsense Nigerian women take, you would think the creattures we call men would accord us a little respect.

Ever heard nice guys finish last?
Yea well nice(docile) babes finish last too.

That's why it makes no sense to accept or settle for less than you're worth.
No matter what anyone tells you.

They actually like ladies who don't swallow their bullsh1t. Forget what they say.
For all my sassiness and 'stubborness' or feministic evils or whatever they chose to call it,I had a GREAT number of them eating out of my hands.
The UK based ones weren't even exempted.

One had had a bad run in with a jamo babe over there who milks him for child support and alimony every month. Then he brought his half used self to come and marry me.(The evil naija babe)
Needless to say I didn't check his asss out twice. He still calls to 'check me up'
Lmao.

If you have standards,men will respect you.
Never mind what they say.

You know who.
F.

Got me drunk on saturday night.
the carry over was speaking through me.

You can't hold me responsible for that comment .

crackhaus: As early as 7:34am, you were high on vodka?

Woman, who gave you that drink?

Ije uwa

Sophyrocks: My sister i tire ooo. The men in nairaland nag toooooo much!!! Chai!! Do you see men from other countries sit down and cry and cry and cry and lament all day about their women the way they do in this Nairaland? Even as Feministic as other women from other nationalities are, do you still see their men lament the way the men here lament?? Haba!! I have never seen men Nag like women as they doing in this site. Like kilode? Nigerian ladies are this, they do this, they do that. Their nagging is just soooo boring. What could be the cause of these? I sense a very huge inferiority complex coupled with very poor relationships with women. It seems a lot of them do not know how to sustain meaningful relationships because of these stereotypes they create and stick to. Very Poor social skills with women is what i sense here. And since ladies are becoming more and more aware of what they want, they become more and more frustrated!! MEN WHO ARE NATURALLY CONFIDENT DO NOT SPEND SO MUCH TIME DISSING WOMEN EVERYDAY. I weep for ladies who will end up with all these cry babies in this thread. The unfortunate ladies will have a lot of nappy changing to do. 'I can't marry a Nigerian woman', bla bla bla. Yet they end up with us when their white women throw them out. white women are not as stupid as we are na.

After all the drama and beating of chests the men do here, they turn around and still marry the worst women on earth!! the nigerian ladies they detest and criticise, they still marry them. You go fear hypocrisy!! Please leave these cry babies in their misery. They are depressed!!

it is still this same set of men who will go abroad,marry and get divorced after tasting what women from other nationalites are like.
then come running back with their second hand selves and tails in between their legs for a Nigerian wife.

Na today?
By the time they play lord of the manor once or twice for the foreign lady and she's having non of it,dumps their asss and kicks him out of the house he's paying for BTW,while also paying child support,alimony and getting SUPERVISED visits to his own kids,they begin to come home to find more 'traditional' women.

And by traditional. They mean Nigerian women who swallow all sorts of poo to remian married.
If we weren't so pliant,y'all wouldn't have the guts to insult us on public forums like this.

It's our fault.really.
Putting up with sh1t can only get one to be treated and regarded as sh1t.

Find your foreign women and marry and come back with your good stories(we are waiting)
Experience is the best teacher.


Only in Nigeria can you see 'MEN' sitting around dissing their women

If only you knew how many Nigerian women I know married to horrible Nigerian men,you would forgive if I come out to say the rubbish about all Nigerian men not being worth it and bla bla bla.
But I won't say that.
Because I know it's simply not true.

In your case,make sure nationality is a part of what you look out for.
You're already biased against Nig. Women. Don't marry an innocent girl with this bias and make her miserable because you'll attribute any little fault she has to her being nigerian.

50calibre: For me, nationality is not going to be deciding factor in marriage. What I care about is someone who would make me happy & not cause me problems.

My uncle has married thrice, all to Nigerian women. The first ran away with his kids and brainwashed them. his kids are in their 20s now & barely know their dad. The second ruined his life & almost killed him, now he's married another. This one is from mbaise & loves money more than life. It will end badly, it's matter of when & I'm afraid he may not survive this one.

And I've been gradually putting on small small weight.
Chai.
Only God will help me as he's helping beeevan.

Chillisauce: You just dey chop life. Nwanne tabi Efe, after we hit the gym

Note one piece of fried plantain is about 100 cal, which will take like 15 min on tread mill to burn off.

Then don't marry a Nigerian.

It's that simple.
I'm sure there are plenty English babes swooning at your feet.
Girls from all nations willing to worship you and put up with your excesses(which I'm sure is your definiton of wife material)

Why spend your every waking moment dissing girls that don't send you?

50calibre: It doesn't matter, I mingle with the Nigerian community here & when I'm in Nigeria I have opportunity of meeting different types of women both young & old.

Finding a good wife-material Nigerian woman is like finding a needle in a haystack, they're are greedy, dangerous & so uncultured. Often times they try to hide their real attitude but with time, you begin to see the real person.

The truth may be bitter, but I consider Nigerian women a very bad investment, if i start narrating to you what I've seen Nigerian women do to their husbands in the UK, you'd run.

So there are edcuated and disciplined women?keep contraditing yourself.
I thought you said 50calibre was right and nigerian women aren't worth it.
Now there are disciplined ones too?



Have a nice day o Johnny.

ferdimako: I don't have heartbreaks and that is what I teach men not to have. No need...unless u never read Issaiah4. Any lady I talk with now wanna marry me...I'm a straight guy. I respect gay pple...it is their choice or the way they are wired. But most of the women wishing I pop d question are only woman. Educated and disciplined women can do all those u listed. So?

Yea. I'm glad I never saw that ish with my two eyes.

Some people were recommending corrective surgery sha. Saying that since he's still a baby,he may turn out ok with the help of a very good plastic surgeon

But na abroad things na.
Not sure the parents can afford to.

crackhaus: Hmmmm... You lost me at a wild dog came and chewed on the boys peepee

She must really regret leaving that child out there.

Is he charging based on the quality they offer or because he feels the parents have the money so they should be billed dry?

Wash. By mouth.

Who will see you when you're kneeling down to beg her and promise it will never happen again?

crackhaus: My loss?
Man shall not live by woman alone oo...

Sunday rice.
Old habits die hard

ferdimako: kids? What are doing on a kid thread. If u are good...show it here and to ur pple. Is your dad still alive? If no be marriages...some of u no get any use.

Asiwine.

Oh so now you know there's one thing women are useful for.which is marriage.
Well according to you,we are no good.so why marry at all.
Try marry your fellow man and let your fellow man raise your kids,support you financially,be your life partner etc etc.

It's not that hard. Some guys do it and they are happy.

Instead of you to resolve your heartbreak issues,you're here taking it out on every woman.