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Okeikpu: I didn't show up cos spirits doesn't like married women. But if u insist...

Okeikpu: I spared ur life & now you're insulting me... humans r very wicked!

echobee: . Jesuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!*faints* wakes up again,throws up. Dat guy should be locked up in a pit and d keys thrown into d red sea

Okeikpu: I won't kill u.....:/ you r harmless.....! But I will pay you a visit... don't be scared when u see me...

luvablesam: Speak for urself Coco,am sure u ar a very jealous lady!!!LOLzzzz

LyndaRoyce: Lorreta's SIL is sucking his mum dry! Well, I'll continue to endure it because I wouldn't want my DIL to look famished on her 5th anniversary due to bedroom activities.... So cococandy I hope u're seeing my effort to make this relationship work. Don't listen to whatever trash beevann has to spew.

BTW beeevann where ve u been all this while?
My kids are coming to spend the remains of the vacation @ya residence.... So prepare!

Okeikpu: Death wey dey kill babydog no letam smell shitt.....It happened to me when I was 18yrs old....2001... I mean I was killed by a female ghost... I was nosing around like u till one day.....

luvablesam: Because it had always been the Norm. Trace your family history a bit,u would discover that ur grand-uncle or someone had more than just a woman as wife. Honestly.

Am not in support of plenty wives please.

luvablesam: When I said help, I didn't mean finance. I meant maybe bedroom affairs,taking care of the kids,go out with him when u don't wanna go out or stuffs.

No Man would say YES Coco, cos ur comment has a financial undertone.

Okeikpu: 1: only ur ancestors can save u tonight...only if they care for you. 2: If u r still a virgin...that can save u also. We don't kill virgin ,imbeciles,dwarf & kids

luvablesam: Would u live a man u LOVE so much if he says, 'coco u need a help mate' lemme get another wife?

Okeikpu: Only two things can save u tonight... so pray u make it before 2am..... I warned u earlier -,-

luvablesam: Hahahahaha. Am not in support of second anything, I even believe the concept of marriage MIGHT soon fade away.

Still your answer doesn't answer my question.

Okeikpu: O.k...tonight then...u ask for it -.-

luvablesam: Hmmmmm......Interesting,ONLY IF WIFEY says she no dey do again!!!

Y do u hate d second wife idea?

azuson: Well let me tell u that there is nothing like that the Bible did not tell us much about it so we don't need to worry .God has protected us and spirits has no power over us

Okeikpu: U pple shud be careful what u say on nl.., diaries a lot spirits on nairaland....

chrisbaba1: [size=15pt]That does not look like a bomb though. IED are usually much larger and concealed. Maybe its just one hausa boy who doesnt understand english

Police : Na bomb be this?

Hausa : yohwa

Police : Dem send you abi?

Hausa : yohwa, Oga Send me.

Police: You are under arrest

Hausa : *smiles*.........Yohwa

Now he is in handcuffs looking like WTF just happened? But i thought we were gisting??
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luvablesam: What if he says he wants a divorce instead if you say he can't sit u down to discuss a second wife?

Idowuogbo: Too girlie for dis? They do different shapes for girly girls na...

jaybee3: how about this?

jaybee3: Really...
But women sef with una latest trend of wearing big rounded watches....


How about thinking outside of the box and creating office accessories

make una no dey limit una self to just women products. Think about it there is so much a woman can own even though plenty are struggling with the spirit of "WANT".

shoefreak: True sha.
Taa!!! I disagree... that thing dey make me sneeze jo. I no knw wetin dem put inside sef.
I also like Elizabeth Arden's red door and clinique happy sha.

SAMBARRY: tissue paper, condoms

mbulela: Lube nko?

jaybee3: abeg make una no monopolize every every na

how about accessories for us goons?

Idowuogbo:

shoefreak: . Chanel anything...not even d perfume sef