₦airaland Forum

Dyt:
After today's work

Gimme the chicken and coleslaw

Plot twist.

And you’re the one shooting blanks

24kmagic:
Pregnancy after marriage still remains the best. But I'm scared of what I will do to her if she doesn't get pregnant within three months of our marriage.

I will nearly kill her with attitude. And if it reaches one year, I'm sure getting a baby outside.

I need kids, that's why I married you. Children are the only things I cannot get on my own or from a fellow man. If I pick you to be the one that will give me those kids, then you must deliver.I don't care how you do it.

I will do my job by knacking you very well. Your job is to make sure my hard knacks yield results.

May God shield us from barren women and those with damaged wombs

deltateam:
Remember the wedding rites starts immediately you miss your period.


An introduction is done, list is collected.
Immediately you miss your period and is confirmed. You guys proceed for Trad. and Wedding.

Is it okay by you?

You do not realize how weird you are sounding

So basically we owe you money right?
Or you will keep defrauding people of their money.

How many people have you set up in business?

ibkayee:
This is not guaranteed, so ladies, unless it's a decision you've come to for yourself, by yourself and NOT because you want to 'check' if you can conceive for any man, NEVER be pressured into getting pregnant before marriage

They pressure them into sex and sometimes pregnancy and then come on Nairaland to look for virgins

Any girl who’s dealing with a man without considering primarily her own best interest for short and long term is still a learner.

Hello. Yes I’m doing very well. Thank you

It’s carrygomarket . com

Happy shopping.

Allylic:
.Hi Cococandy,
I hope you are doing ok.
You mentioned sometimes back about an online African market where one can buy African stuffs from.please,can you help me with the name of the website?
I look forward to hearing from you soon

Thank you,

Best,
Allylic.

loveymom:
The cocktail is calling my name,

Open your door. I dropped one there at the front

myke92:
This looks yummy, what'd you mix to get your cocktail.?

Thank you. I mixed.

1.5 oz tequila
1 oz grenadine
1.2 oz grape juice

Mix the juice and tequila in a cocktail shaker (it’s okay to use a cup if you don’t have one).
Pour the mix over ice then add the grenadine. It sinks to the bottom to give that ombré effect.
Then Garnish with maraschino cherries and a slice of orange. ( the garnish is optional but it looks pretty )
Serve. Enjoy

Rice+beans and spicy oily turkey stew combo.

Tequila sunset cocktail. This cocktail was deliciousssss! mmm

AhlexOfficial:
Hey folk, don't get too carried away, this treatment is not meant for our girls!..

And that’s why you’ll never get a good one

ProtectMyMoney:
All this long story are mostly written by our women from this part of the world...Naija...i hardly hear of women from Europe and USA bringing this up as a topic for discussion... they are naturally wired up whilst growing up to share things 50/50.

It doesn't come as a big deal for them to split bills.

And the men here have no problem contributing to the home keeping.

Nigerian men want to eat their cakes and have it back

MariamAlheri:
Isolation dinner ready, Yam-Cocoyam-Potatoes with Scentleaves porridge.

DuchaB
Cococandy
Petyprincess...
Everyone coman eat.

Thank you

Looks delicious

They are probably afraid that if any of them get really really sick, they won’t have any ventilators to help them breathe. Makes sense

Is any of you ever willing to take responsibility?

blinking001:
Your man keeps staying out late and avoiding you because you cant make your home feel like home and now you're happy there is lockdown. By the time inflation on dialy consumable products starts na so so beatings you go the chop. Yeye Wives association of Nigeria.

Goes to show who the problem is

Thanks
That’s very kind of you
Stay safe out there

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Those are children. They will learn

2buffagain:
LOL sis, you should go to the romance thread and see how some naija men are vehemently against this.
They feel that your ilk will become demons upon any kind of earning, and they also believe that the only way a woman can make it outside of the home is by thotting.

It's a comical thread at this point.

Excuzeme:
Your male version!

Feminist and Mysogynist are only different by what is between their legs, both deserve to be shot!

Let me pretend like you’re not being purposely disingenuous because I know you are. Time and time again.

Feminism says no to woman hate and all forms of female oppression. That’s not equal to or the same as man hate. Y’all act like the way to show men love is by allowing female denigration. Like you can’t be a man lover unless you’re willing to allow yourself to be treated as beneath him. Nope.

Anyone against feminism is a misogynist no matter what they call themselves.

Cue the rants

Okay bye.

So what do you want from Nairalanders @OP?
No one here can tell you the baby is yours or not yours with any certainty. You know that.
You know DNA is your way forward.
You can’t afford it. So why are you really here?

How many men can truly afford to provide? 100% provision including wants not just needs?
It goes without saying that they will look for someone who can make money too. As they have been doing for ages and more so in recent times.
It’s not a bad thing. I recommend it too.

^^^
This one can’t hide his disgusting misogyny every chance he gets.

loveymom:
Thanks but I will pass

By the time this is over, I pray my clothes fit to return back to work.

Already fluctuating my intermittent Fasting

Can’t say I feel sorry for either of them.

The side chic did get what was coming to her.
The wife wouldn’t be in the situation if she wasn’t tolerating his nonsense. If she dumped his sorry asss, what will be the connection between her and his side chic?

Nnemuka:
wow
Ok oo, let me not conclude sha

Here I’ve seen Asian recipes with deep fried okra and you eat it like fries, okra gumbo, Indian roasted okra dishes, sautéed, baked etc. So many different ways. Okra is not my favorite thing to eat but I won’t mind trying all those recipes just to see.

You can give birth to the last two after she’s done having the first two

Nnemuka:
OMG
Weird combo.
I can understand if you were pregnant that period sha but on a normal day? haba

no I wasn’t pregnant. actually it was my Yoruba roommate in university that made me try it with yam. I was very skeptical to be honest but when I did, It wasn’t bad. Don’t knock it until you try it.
She said it’s a staple in her state (if I remember correctly, she is from ondo state).

She also made some type of bean stew to go with it. I would try it again if I knew how she made the whole combination.

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I feel I shouldn’t eat alone. Come join

Amorprincesa24:
You too? It's gross to me.

Rice is not my first choice to eat with okra. I definitely prefer it for swallow. But it’s not gross. I’ve even tried it with yam. Never say never

The best and obvious explanation

Kyom20:
It is highly unlikely that he is telling the truth.
The scene looks like there was a violent struggle which is often seen in crimes of passion. The fact that he didnt cover up, clean up or dispose of the body could be because he did not predmediate the crime and didnt have a plan for what to do afterwards, so he stayed on hoping and planning towards an opportunity to get rid of it.

There have been cases of people staying in the same place as their victims for this reason. Some even go as far as having people over just to make it seem that everything is fine.

Can you shut up please?

God fearing gentle guy like you? Mtchew

sircrabo:
Funny enough One Good, God fearing, Gentle guy must have been asking her out but she must have turned down his advances.

All the NL girls that love the badboys, pls take note

Amorprincesa24:
No way! It's too slimy

it’s actually good. I used to be skeptical until a friend made me try it

Smh

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