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i will say only two things:
Bleep our 'politheifians'
and Bleep the citizens as well
a country ruled by selfish motherfuckers who turn a blind eye to all mayhem and atrocities meted out on even their own people.
and the citizens? worse,
all they is come on this forum and the first thing they do when they open a thread is to check for names and when they see it is of the opposite tribe they are happy. and then the tribal bashing begins.
idiots, while their house is on fire they are busy chasing rats.
spits' angry angry angry

#findyourhumanity
#codedgalaxy

i will say only two things:
Bleep our 'politheifians'
and Bleep the citizens as well
a country ruled by sefish motherfuckers who turn a blind eye to all mayhem and atrocities meted out on even their own people.
and the citizens? worse,
all they is come on this forum and the first thing they do when they open a thread is to check for names and when they see it is of the opposite tribe they are happy. and then the tribal bashing begins.
idiots, while their house is on fire they are busy chasig rats.
spits'



#icryformycountry
#codedgalaxy

i will say only two things:
Bleep our 'politheifians'
and Bleep the citizens as well
a country ruled by sefish motherfuckers who turn a blind eye to all mayhem and atrocities meted out on even their own people.
and the citizens? worse,
all they is come on this forum and the first thing they do when they open a thread is to check for names and when they see it is of the opposite tribe they are happy. and then the tribal bashing begins.
idiots, while their house is on fire they are busy chasig rats.
spits'

#findyourhumanity
#codedgalaxy

Bmaster:
are you readily equipped to go for a long term relationship

Holla me @ 0.7.0.44..54..00.05

'holla at u' lol
i laugh in tounges

anoziechi:
she don fall our hands....stingy women association don disown you

seun be warned not every thread is thread worthy (front page worthy) before u wake up one morning and u will be left alone by ur self .


ps: never foget ur humble begining there is alot of lapses on this ur forum pls get to work and return this forum to its past glory. thank u

in this case i must say there are three things involved:
1) someone gifted her u and she regifted u
2)she has an ulterior motive.( she wants u to upgrade from 5k hairdo to other important things
3) u doing a really good job with that kondo and her affection is genuin

Oghene1st:
you forgot to add fake flat tummy.

Don't mention.

i wish i can give u more than one like

Tedpgrass:
This is in response to
Fake love
Fake rich life - wallets, cars, "shine"
Fake multiple relationships - commitment
Fake beards
Fake biceps

All's Well in the Universe
Equal and proportional response!!

u get sense
fake beards, fake biceps kwa ?

Hi,
What's up my fellow nairalander's today is valantines day and as we all know its a day we share love (not just girlfriend/boyfriend love) not only financially but emotionally as well cause i believe love can come in any form.
So in two or three lines be it a poem or just a sentence show,share shout out love to someone special to you out there now.
I go first:

'As roses are red',
'And Violets blue',
'So my love for u is true'.
(and that up there is for mama, mama i love u. happy val mom.)
.
Ps: shoutout to all my dear nairalanders out there that has always put smile on my face through your posts and comments. You guys never disappoint thanks.

#happyvalentine
#codedgalaxy

OGWILLS123:
Because nigerian girls are useless

ha ha ha bro when ever i see this ur post i always fall laughing.
I know what u say is true in a sense, but try to make it a little bit subtle na lol.

Biafran4life:
Look at an outcast /efulefu advising igbos. This guy doesn't know we the igbos will prefer to exchange him for a goat

ha ha ha nwannem wern wayo goat exchange kwa.

Came here observe comments and i must say
Am not disappointed'
.
Simps say : i go buy her better gift. ( forgeting their real love ones).
.
Real G's/redpillers say: i wil be studying & surfing and probably be drinking and bombing from my hotel room.
.
Girls say: (as usual) i will be sleeping,
(at ur boyfriends house ba lol)
.
Ps= for those that are owing pls pay ur dept on sunday to avoid stories that touch.(cause am not ready to waste my data on u when u appear on front page on monday lol).

Rhyme on bro

Pls can u be more precise when u say the word 'grind'
Cause 90% of girls we know can grind only one thing, 'DICKson':-/
mtchewwwww

by the way were is that guy that always scream "women are useless" come and see what u have caused o !

skinny419:
WAHALA BE LIKE CORONA

e no dey hard to spread lol.

#codedgalaxy

'see as u straight like pencil wey dey maths set Too attractive abi ur body na magnet'

'Making my way down town, Walkimg fast faces past and am home bond.'

'Near, far, where ever u are i believe that the heart does go on'

'Arrows from cupid'

Happy new month my fellow nlanders welcome to the month of love and bliss.
this thread is created solely for fun and entertainment .
ve i have come to find out i have this love for love songs (blues) not ur regular love song though lol.
Long story cut short i would really like nland lovebirds in the house to say a line(lyric) or two from their favourite rnb song without giving out the name of the artist or the name of the song and someone in the house will say the name of both song and artiste.
mine is "u no fit piss for my back tell me say rain dey fall, i no fit stand this feeling abeg allow me fall"

LETS GO!!!


#codedgalaxy

To the gee above me na proverb we dey yan no be oreintation we dey cap. Well sha lemme come and sail to vahalla were there is no wahala.

Slimslimqq:

whats with the sad crying emoji

#codedgalaxy

Slimslimqq:
make he vex o, boya he should ban u for two days lemme confirm something

if u are confirming anthing i suggest it better be 'control numbers'
Lol chilax this life na cruise try catch am by any means.

#codedgalaxy

Pls fellow nlanders help me complete this sentece lol.

" at the name of menopause_______"



#redpill4life
#mgtow
#codedgalaxy

So in summary the op is trying to say that girls shouldnt invest in a relationship.
Well there is one thing am always happy about all thanks to the male tetesterone and the female estrogen lol. If u know u know.

" i see them as cute fury teddy bear"
Ha ha seriously that line got me laughing really hard. op i be like say u don to watch cartoon o (teddy bear kwa).
Anyway there is nothing wrong with u sha. But since u have brought to our notice that u are so obsessed with plumpy ladies pound of flesh i will say u are suffering from "sherlock syndrom".
For better understanding of this syndrome i suggest u read the 'merchant of venice' by shackesphere.

#codedgalaxy

Op self u no know say na lalasticlala sing 4 high school musical with zack efron and vanessa hudgnes.

Lala la la la la
Lala la la la la
Lala la la la la
You are the music in me.


Lalasticlala abeg no vex o na music i dey sing o.

#codedgalaxy

Op ur matter long,
am sorry i can just can no matter how hard i try .
i find it difficult to be able to can

Wow i so much love good proverbs and good quotes oya make i drop my own.
Vernacular:
1)O ji oso agbakuru ogu amaghi na ogu bu onwu

Translation> he that runs to a fight hasn't learnd that war is death
Moral leason: look before you leap. Dont rush into matters you know nothing about.

Vernacular
2)ora ga eju onye nwuranwu afor.
Translation> the dead shall be satified with sleep.
Moral lesson: be careful of things you wish for.

Vernacular
3) ihu dike na ti mmagha.

Translation: the face of a great warrior(strong man) blunts the edges of enemy sword.

Pigin > na mumu go ask fish either e don baff .

#igboamaka
#codedgalaxy

Funkyswagzz:
Personally I wud prefer a girl that post her business online to get attention including her pic once in a while

ha ha lol well we have them already just search for aphrodisiacs slayqueens here on nl.

Its just a thing of attraction and validation.
Girls naturally love getting attention,and the easiest way to get that is through social media therefore the need for a good phone that can guaranty quality.

#redpill4life
#mgtow
#Codedgalaxy